The host looked constipated, and you ran so fast that you came to the toilet?

Netizens laughed collectively and their stomachs hurt, do you dare to tease more?

"Haha, I'm laughing to death, it turns out that he is looking for a toilet!

"You contracted me a year's worth of laughs. ”

"No, no, I have to take a screenshot and make a meme!"

"You guys slowly rub the red carpet, I'll go first!"

"You guys pretend slowly, I'll go shit first!"

……

I believe that it won't be long before emojis like this will become popular all over the Internet.

Murong Bing's face was black, this is a grand event, but you said this?

With an embarrassed smile on her face, she said, "He's joking." ”

“……”

We're not stupid, thank you.

The host just wants to say this, but since as the host, he has the responsibility to control the scene.

They followed Murong Bing's words very knowingly and said, "Haha, I have long known that Xiaobai is a person with a great sense of humor, but I didn't expect to have such a sense of humor." ”

"No, I think I'm just a little bit humorous, and I still want to. He looked constipated and urged impatiently.

This year's singer is the hardest I've ever seen!

The faces of the two hosts are dark, but they can't really take this matter seriously, otherwise what will the Golden Melody Awards become?

The hostess smiled awkwardly and said: "Xiaobai is really humorous, then let's do it as soon as possible, and the singers behind are about to catch up." Then let's briefly interview Xiaobai. The host paused, and then continued to smile and said, "Xiaobai, this time you came to Wanwan, do you have anything to tell everyone?"

"Yes, the fans are very enthusiastic, the seniors are also very good for me, and the organizers are also very enthusiastic, so I deeply feel your love for me, I am very grateful. Although Wang Xiaobai is more upright most of the time, he can still speak on the scene.

The male host nodded slightly, it seems that Wang Xiaobai is not so difficult to bring, at least he can say these scenes.

So, he continued: "We are all very clear about Xiaobai's talent, not only has multiple identities, but also has become the only newcomer who has been shortlisted for seven awards in the more than 30 years since the Golden Melody Awards were held, do you have any expectations for tonight?"

Wang Xiaobai said: "Of course, there are expectations, it is best to win the award, if not, I will continue to work hard next year and strive to be recognized by the judges." ”

The male host nodded again, except for a little embarrassment at the beginning, Wang Xiaobai's overall performance is not bad now.

Then, he asked again: "By the way, does Xiaobai bring anything to our Golden Melody Awards tonight?"

The host got the program list early in the morning, and naturally knew that Wang Xiaobai was going to perform on the stage, and now he threw out this question, just to tell everyone about it through Wang Xiaobai's mouth.

Wang Xiaobai was also woken up and said: "Yes, I want to know that my fans know that in addition to my identity as a singer and dancer, I also have the identity of a director." So soon, the movie I directed, acted and wrote, will land in Wanwan, and I hope that fans will go to the cinema to watch it. ”

“……”

The male host was dumbfounded, is this an advertisement? Do you want to be so good, I want to ask you tonight, who asked you that your movie is going to be released!

Wang Xiaobai still felt that it was not enough, and asked Murong Bing: "By the way, when will "Those Years" be released?"

Murong Bing's face was also a little dark, but he couldn't let him be cold, so he had to say helplessly: "November 11th." ”

"What is the month?" he asked aloud as if he hadn't heard.

"November 11th. ”

Murong Bing also raised his voice and continued to ask.

"What day is November?" he continued.

"November 11th. ”

"On the 11th of the month?"

"November 11th!"

Murong Bing raised his voice in dissatisfaction.

Watching them sing and harmonize, the host was dumbfounded, are you talking about cross talk? I remember all the dates, but you still haven't remembered them?

Enough of you two!

Wang Xiaobai also felt that it was almost the same, nodded, and said: "Well, I know, "Those Years" will be released on November 11, 2019, in Wanwan, please be sure to watch it!"

You still say!

Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you!

The male host's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and he looked at the female host in despair, why did you stop him and let him stay quietly in the toilet, isn't it?

"Okay, I'll go to the cinema when the time comes. In order not to let the scene go cold, the male host can only say this.

What else should I do?

I'm desperate too.

"Now let's invite Wang Xiaobai and Murong Bing to enter. The hostess hurriedly added like sending the plague god.

"Okay, okay. Wang Xiaobai said, didn't take two steps and suddenly came back, scaring the two hosts stupid.

What's the matter, the ads haven't been played enough, do you have to do it again?

He asked with a serious expression: "By the way, I suddenly forgot a very important matter. ”

"What's the matter?Will "Those Years" be released on November 11?" The host blurted out subconsciously, and then couldn't help covering his face, bastard, don't you think it's enough brainwashing?

Wang Xiaobai's face is black, what a mess.

He didn't answer, his expression was still serious, and he said, "Excuse me, is there any paper in the toilet?"

……

Call.

The hosts breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately they didn't come to advertise.

But then he became angry again.

Bastard, don't worry about going to your toilet, I'll notify all the staff and take all the paper from the toilet! You'd better hide in the toilet all night, or you don't know how much more things will happen this night!

……

After getting the answer, Wang Xiaobai and Murong Bing left quickly, and the hosts were also relieved, and finally got this difficult guy away.

Under the leadership of the staff, Wang Xiaobai went to the toilet, which was called a hearty and comfortable body.

He came out of the toilet with his pants on, and was just about to wash his hands at the sink when he couldn't open his eyes from a pair of headlights.

It's a big white light.

No, these headlights are so white......

Wang Xiaobai, can you not just think about these brains!(No typo, your own product.) ）

He despised himself deeply, and then he couldn't take his eyes off it anymore.

At this time, the owner of the headlamp spoke, and said in a sweet and glutinous voice: "Hello, you should be Xiaobai, right? Wow, what a coincidence, I actually met you here, a little happy." ”

"Well, it's pretty upright...... Skillful. He didn't know this woman, he just felt that this woman's voice was so sweet that he couldn't diabetes and felt sorry for her. But since people greet him, he can't be rude.

Isn't it just an awkward chat?

I'm the best at it.

He said, "You go to the toilet yourself, too?"

The woman was stunned for a moment, is this human language? Why don't I seem to understand?

However, she is a smart woman, and she will find her own steps to resolve the embarrassment, saying, "I didn't expect you to have such a sense of humor in addition to being so talented." I've heard all your songs, and I like them so much. And some time ago, I went to the mainland to roar, and I went to watch your movie. It's all your fault, the people who hurt me cried several times, and the makeup was spent. ”

"Thank you. ”

Well, although this woman is a little embarrassed, her vision is still good, and I am optimistic about you.

"That ......" she suddenly became a little squirming, like a little girl, her slender hands coiled back and forth on her lower abdomen, revealing a little nervousness, and said, "Can I give you a loving hug?" ”

Asking for a hug at the first meeting is a bit too much.

Wait a minute, why don't you meet for a while?

I think an hour is a good number, barely enough to express my longevity.

"Yes!"

He smiled, reluctantly opening his arms.

Alas, it's all my damn charm that has nowhere to put it.

"Xiaobai, what are you doing here?"

Suddenly, a voice came, accompanied by a strong murderous aura.