Chapter 67: I just want to say, where's the toilet?
On the evening of September 23, 2019, at the entrance of the Crooked Arena Stadium, there was a long red carpet, and on both sides of the red carpet were fans holding various billboards, waiting for their favorite stars to appear.
Tonight is a special day, the Golden Melody Awards Gala.
Wang Xiaobai rarely put on a suit, fortunately, the weather is not too hot, otherwise he would have to suffocate to death.
The suit is custom-made, so you won't feel particularly uncomfortable wearing it for the first time, but the tie is a bit neck-strangled.
The party started at eight o'clock in the evening, and the red carpet began at seven o'clock, and the first ones to appear were the judges and some industry bigwigs. Wang Xiaobai and Murong Bing were guests, and the organizer arranged a vehicle to wait at the door of the hotel at seven o'clock, and the convoy drove over slowly, and it was already half past seven.
As soon as the vehicle arrived, Wang Xiaobai, who was not very good-looking along the way, suddenly said to the driver: "Quick, drive the car to the hotel." ”
“……”
Murong Bing was speechless, this is all at the venue, you let the car drive back, do you believe that the Internet can scold you to death?
"What's wrong?"
"I ...... I want to go to the bathroom......" he said with difficulty, his face flushed.
Murong Bing was even more speechless, I wanted to go to the toilet at this time, were you kidding?
She said helplessly, "Can't you overcome it?" ”
Wang Xiaobai's face became more and more ugly, and said, "It's because I'm at the door, so I can't overcome it." ”
“……”
I feel like you're driving.
"Then I'll go faster, don't linger. Murong Bing could only say.
In fact, for Wang Xiaobai, this red carpet is definitely an opportunity for him to increase his exposure, for the public, his fame is not enough, and more exposure is needed.
But who knew that this product was so uncompromising, and he actually had diarrhea when he walked the red carpet.
"Okay, get out of the car. ”
Wang Xiaobai can only say that.
The red carpet is a bit long, 500 meters, and at this moment, in front of the red carpet, several pairs of stars are facing the camera in a concave shape, greeting reporters and fans. To put it bluntly, everyone has the same idea to use the red carpet to earn more exposure, and the organizers are happy to see such a picture, so they will not urge the stars to speed up.
Wang Xiaobai and Murong Bing entered the red carpet, the flashlights crackled, and the host in front also knew who the two were through the red carpet sequence card provided by the organizer.
The hostess said: "It is the famous movie star Murong Bing who gets off the bus now, and her male partner tonight is a well-known ...... Well, how do you introduce his identity?"
The hostess is a little stuck, because Wang Xiaobai knows too many things, and a single introduction is not comprehensive enough.
The male host is also well-informed, and immediately answered: "Indeed, with Wang Xiaobai's talent, if you define him as a director, singer, actor, dance king or lyricist and composer, it is not comprehensive enough." But in any case, he is a high-profile presence tonight, because he is the only one in the history of the Golden Melody Awards for more than 30 years to receive seven nominations. ”
The red carpet scene of the Golden Melody Awards was broadcast live on the whole network, and at this moment, I don't know how many people are watching this grand event in front of the computer. When I saw Wang Xiaobai and Murong Bing appear, the barrage became:
"Wow, what a match!"
"Xiaobai, let's make an official announcement!"
"Xiaobai, you robbed my goddess, I want to duel with you......"
As soon as Wang Xiaobai appeared, he attracted the enthusiasm of the vast majority of the audience. But as the camera approached and fell on Wang Xiaobai's face at close range, all the audience were a little confused.
Why is Wang Xiaobai's face so anxious, as if he ...... Want to pull it in your pants like that?
Could it be that he was actually forced to attend the party?
Well, it's possible.
He debuted for several months, and since the end of the superstar trainee, he has never appeared on the camera seriously, and even when "Those Years" was released, he did not hold a publicity meeting. For all kinds of visits, there is also none.
Maybe for a talented person like him, instead of wasting his precious time on these useless things, he should spend more time on creation?
And next, Wang Xiaobai's performance made everyone even more jaw-dropping.
"Did you find it, Wang Xiaobai walked so fast, Wang Shaohua and Li Ziqi obviously got off much earlier than them, but now he has surpassed them, and Li Ziqi and they are still there in a concave shape. ”
"Yes, yes, from the moment he got out of the car, I found that he was walking so fast, and it felt like it was not a red carpet below, but a sea of knives and fire. ”
"You see, he surpassed Li Chuanjun and them again!"
"Come on, Xiaobai, surpass Zhou Ziran and Wang Chuanxiong, you will be the champion of this red carpet!"
"This is Wang Xiaobai, a tough guy who doesn't need to rely on the red carpet to improve his exposure at all, and only relies on his ability to eat!
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, you see his expression, gritting his teeth, do you treat the red carpet as a venue?"
“……”
At this time, Murong Bing didn't know what to say to Wang Xiaobai when he lowered his head, only to see that the expression on Wang Xiaobai's face changed from a painful look before to a smirk, and the audience on the Internet was all happy again.
"Can this fake smile be faker?"
"Please, Wang Xiaobai, you are an actor anyway, can you have a snack with a fake smile?"
"Haha, this expression is so funny, I want to take a screenshot and make it into an emoji!"
“……”
Since Wang Xiaobai appeared on the stage, the discussion about him on the Internet has not stopped, and he has successfully attracted everyone's attention. No matter how concave the singers on the red carpet and how they interacted with fans and the media, they couldn't attract the audience's attention, and even the photographer gave more shots to Wang Xiaobai with great interest, ignoring everyone's existence.
Not only did the pair of Wang Xiaobai and Murong Bing find out on the Internet, but even the host of the scene found out, and while feeling surprised, he couldn't help but say: "Wang Xiaobai seems to be a little nervous, he has surpassed the singers who appeared in front of him, and now he is almost in front of us." ”
"Yes, it seems that he can't wait to come in and get the prize, he has a lot of confidence. The male host also followed the round.
"Okay, Xiaobai and Bingbing have arrived in front of us, let's interview them for a few words...... Xiaobai, Xiaobai, Xiaobai, where are you going?" The hostess thought that Wang Xiaobai would come here directly, but she didn't expect him to take Murong Bing's hand and run away directly in front of the host's eyes.
"Haha, Xiaobai is so funny, I haven't seen a singer who doesn't even want to say hello to the host!"
"It's so individual, I don't know how many times stronger than those singers who only know how to rub the heat of concave shapes!"
Netizens were crazy.
Wang Xiaobai was about to enter the stadium directly, but was stopped by the staff again, and forcibly brought him and Murong Bing to the host.
The hostess ignored the previous embarrassment and said with a smile: "Xiaobai, you should be the first time to come to Wanwan, and it is also the first time to meet the fans of Wanwan, right?
Looking at Wang Xiaobai's constipated face, the audience on the Internet is full of expectations, what will he say?
Like those celebrities who only rub the heat on the red carpet, do you say some polite words that are too fake to work?
In the midst of all the attention, Wang Xiaobai spoke: "That, can you stop the interview first, I'll go first." ”