The summer vacation can't let me stop for a while, Banban and Zhong Xiaojie got together, it just cost me my life. I can be tossed and woken up by the two of them every morning, but fortunately the vacation is only a little more than a month, otherwise I might have depression, mental breakdown, and suicide.

My mother didn't care, and let his two stupid sons "behave" at home, watching them "destroy" my physical and mental health all day long.

I was sleeping soundly, and suddenly I felt a chill hit me, and when I opened my eyes, I went! The two rabbit cubs took my quilt away, and turned the air conditioner to the lowest. "Ahh ”

"Hahaha......"

I've long been used to Banban and Zhong Xiaojie's pranks, but it's a pity that my skills are shallow, and I haven't reached the point where I can't invade all poisons, so I can only let them be presumptuous.

"Brother, hurry up! There is a badminton competition in our community this weekend, and if you win, you can get a month's free cold drink from the 'Baicaoyuan Cold Drink Shop'. Zhong Xiaojie thought of a new trick again.

I put my head under the pillow and said impatiently, "Don't bother me, or I'll kick you out." ”

Zhong Xiaojie was silent for a long time, and after a while, he whispered: "Brother, are you serious about this?"

I said, "Of course!!"

Then he shouted aggrievedly: "Mom, come quickly, your eldest son is going to beat your baby to death!! Mom, come quickly, my brother bullied me." ”

I hurriedly got up: "You will be the eldest brother in the future, I beg you, let me sleep a little longer." When I wake up, everything will be fine. With that, I immediately lay down.

Zhong Xiaojie said "um", and then went out obediently. As a result, within five minutes, there were all kinds of noises outside, TVs, vacuum cleaners, range hoods, in short, all kinds of things that could make sounds were all made by him, I quickly got dressed and got up, for fear that he would tear down the whole house after a short time of getting up.

"Yo, brother, why did you get up so early, didn't you just sleep a little longer?" Zhong Xiaojie looked at me with a hippie smile while eating potato chips, with a very underwhelming expression, if it wasn't for my own brother, I would have kicked him out of the earth.

I gave him a blank look, then turned off the vacuum cleaner and hood and went to wash.

"Zhong Xiaojie, what about our mother and Banban?" I asked, my mother must not be at home, otherwise she would not let Zhong Xiaojie mess around like this.

"My mother went to the supermarket to buy groceries, and she said that a good friend of hers was coming to the house for dinner at noon today, and Banban went with her. ”

"Why don't you go with you and know to play at home all day long. "I finally found an opportunity to teach him a lesson, and I couldn't let it go.

"Who said I only know how to play, our mother arranged for me to wake you up and then let you clean up. Zhong Xiaojie ran to the bathroom with a snack fart.

I saw the smile on the corner of his mouth in the mirror, and I knew that he was lying to me again, and every time he lied, I couldn't help but laugh, even if I hid it well, I could see it. "Come on, your mother must have said to let you clean up at home, and then be quiet when you clean, don't wake up your brother. ”

"Brother, you are really a god, that's what our mother said, but you think, I don't know how to do housework, in case the cleaning is not clean, and the guests come and see our house dirty, how bad it is." After saying that, Zhong Xiaojie brought me the potato chips he had eaten half.

I said, "Why are you so picky, can't you bring me a bag of uneaten food again?"

"I can't eat it, brother, just finish it, don't waste it. ”

I have never found Zhong Xiaojie to be such a thrifty person before, which is really surprising. It wasn't until I saw the piles of peels, drink bottles, and snack bags on the living room table that I knew why he said he couldn't eat them, and he ate almost all the snacks he bought yesterday, leaving only Shaqima, which he hated the most, unopened.

"My mom told you to clean up, but she didn't let you make garbage! You clean up all the garbage on the table, immediately, immediately. ”

Zhong Xiaojie: "Brother, you can help me, the guests will come in a while, and I can't finish cleaning it with my own words, good brother." ”

So a lot of the time I thought it would be nice if my mother gave me a younger sister, but it was a younger brother, and if I had known that he was such a scoundrel when I was a child, I would definitely not agree with my mother giving birth to him.

Before I could start cleaning up, Banban's phone called: "Hey, Zhong Keyu, are you awake?"

Me: "Isn't that? Can I answer your phone if I'm not awake? ”

"I don't talk to you so fast, our mother asked me to tell you, the guests will arrive in a while, let you greet them well, we haven't finished buying the food, we'll go back after buying...... That's right, Mom asked you to clean up your home a little neatly. ”

I quickly hung up the phone and threw myself into cleaning with Zhong Xiaojie.

Today I finally know what it means to be more and more chaotic, and the speed at which I clean up is far less than the speed at which Zhong Xiaojie makes trouble. "Stop, you sit on the couch now, you don't have to worry about anything, just sit honestly and you'll be Amitabha, okay, big brother!" I begged.

Zhong Xiaojie smiled: "Then I reluctantly accepted it, I originally wanted to help you, you don't have to." ”

Without his "help", I was finally able to concentrate on cleaning, thank goodness.

By the time I was done, and within five minutes of sitting down, the doorbell rang. I said, "I'm so tired, you go open the door." Then Zhong Xiaojie ran to open the door.

"Who are you looking for?" I heard Zhong Xiaojie's stupid voice again, I had said before that there would be guests at home, so do you still need to ask.

"Hello, is this Zhong Keyu's house?"

Suddenly, I heard a very familiar voice, who could it be, the head that has been tossed by Banban and Zhong Xiaojie has been difficult recently.

"Brother, a young lady is looking for you. Then Zhong Xiaojie brought in the guests at the door.

"Hi, long time no see. The "young lady" who entered the door said, I forgot the last time she spoke so softly.

It turned out to be Peng Meijia.

I asked, "Why are you here? Are you here for me and Banban?"

"No, I came with my mother, she doesn't know the way, I'm afraid of going wrong!"

Zhong Xiaojie: "What about your mother? Why don't you leave your mother on the way?"

I can't wait to use tape to seal Zhong Xiaojie's mouth, I can't speak, so I have to talk nonsense.

I said, "My brother doesn't speak much, don't you mind, he means why didn't your mother come with you?"

"It's okay, he's cute, my mom is parking downstairs, I'll come up and recognize the door first." ”

Someone praised Zhong Xiaojie for being cute, hahaha...... Wait, why didn't he speak, I looked to the side, Zhong Xiaojie's face was red. Like a big red apple.

It didn't take long for Peng Meijia's mother to come up, and Zhong Xiaojie, who had just been praised for her cuteness, was now very attentive, pouring water for the guests and bringing fruit for the guests, and was very busy.

When my mother and Banban came back, it was estimated that Peng Meijia and her mother would not be able to eat for lunch, so after such a short while, Zhong Xiaojie put all the things that our family could eat on the table, for fear that the guests would be hungry.

At lunchtime, Peng Meijia praised Zhong Xiaojie for being sensible in front of my mother, Zhong Xiaojie's face was smiling, I guessed that the teacher might not have praised him when he was in school in other places, otherwise it would be impossible to be happy and carried away now.

At the dinner table, Zhong Xiaojie was fooling people to accompany him to participate in the badminton competition again, and he said to Banban: "Brother Banban, is there anything to do in the afternoon? If you are fine, accompany us to participate in the badminton competition, if you win, there will be a prize." ”

According to Banban's lazy personality, I thought he would refuse, but I didn't expect him to say: "Okay, it just so happens that I haven't played badminton for a long time, and now I'm a little rusty." ”

Zhong Xiaojie said: "When was the last time you played badminton?"

"When I was about 10 years old, I started playing badminton when I was 7 years old, and when I was 10 years old, I was at my peak, and I never touched it again. ”

It's so funny that a person who hasn't touched badminton in nine years wants to participate in a competition...... Hahaha.

After lunch, Peng Meijia's mother and my mother chatted happily, under the active drive of Zhong Xiaojie, I went to participate in the badminton competition in the community with Banban and Zhong Xiaojie, as for Peng Meijia, she stayed at home to watch TV, the reason was that it was too sunny outside.

I knew that the badminton game would not be so simple, many of the contestants in it were quite powerful, but the final championship battle was on me and Banban and two other uncles, Zhong Xiaojie was eliminated a long time ago, and now he is standing on the sidelines to cheer me and Banban on.

I'm embarrassed that after the lottery, I actually played against Banban. It's not that I'm bragging, even if I try my best, it's -...... Can't beat Banban.

This guy is too awesome.

Later, I learned that he has been playing badminton since he was a child, no wonder, no matter how talented I am, I am also a halfway monk, how can I compare to him, after the game, I consciously joined Zhong Xiaojie's cheerleading team, although there are only two of us.

The game was really exciting, the scores of Banban and Uncle were evenly matched, and in the end, Banban won the game smoothly with a beautiful kill.

Banban gave Zhong Xiaojie the reward coupon of the cold drink shop, and then Zhong Xiaojie officially defected and became Banban's loyal little fan.

After the badminton match, Banban moved to his uncle's house. Although my mother is very reluctant, after all, there is a blood relationship, and Banban's uncle loves him very much. And Zhong Xiaojie has recently become obsessed with badminton because of his superb ball skills after seeing Banban's superb ball skills, and he has left his favorite basketball behind, and the most terrifying thing is that he is a person like him.

Under the scorching sun, after playing badminton, under Zhong Xiaojie's stubborn beating, I reluctantly agreed to accompany him to go shopping.

If it's a girl, it's understandable that she likes to go shopping, but Zhong Xiaojie likes to go shopping as a boy, which makes me incomprehensible, and the most uncomfortable thing for me is that every time I go shopping, Zhong Xiaojie has to buy a few pairs of socks back, so that now the bedroom closet is full of socks.

"Brother, this sock thief is good-looking, let's buy a pair of them together......"

"Uh-huh, you can look at it and buy it. I replied casually, not paying attention.

Looking around, the knitting shop is either a couple together, or three or two girls together, and two big boys come to visit the knitting shop. Alas, it's all tears when I talk too much, and those who don't know the situation still think that the relationship between the two of us is not normal.

"Okay, I've picked it, give me your bank card, and I'll pay. ”

"Why did I pay?" After listening to Zhong Xiaojie's words, I was very puzzled.

"Because I picked it, I still have a pair of yours in it. Zhong Xiaojie said it rightly, and he didn't feel embarrassed.

I rolled my eyes, glared at him fiercely, and obediently pulled out my bank card.

"Sir, walk slowly, welcome to the next time. ”

Before leaving, the salesperson at the door said with a smile, the folds on her face were squeezed together like a round bun, and her smile seemed to have a deep meaning, which scared me into goosebumps, and I will never come to a ghost place like a knitting shop next time.

"Let's go, brother, I'll invite you to drink milk tea. ”

"Okay. "Zhong Xiaojie is finally a little normal, and I am very happy about this, but I am happy a little early.

"I'll pay for you. ”

After studying in the field for a year, Zhong Xiaojie became more and more skinny after coming back, I disdain it on the surface, but I am still very happy in my heart, such a younger brother is very cute.

"Waiter, have a glass of lemonade, ice, and a cup of milk tea. "After Zhong Xiaojie finished ordering, I just walked to the cashier, and it was just right to check out.

"Hey, boy. ”

It seemed to be the voice of an acquaintance, and when I looked up, it turned out to be Banban, wearing a white hat, and the original bangs were gone, probably covered by a hat, and the clothes on his body matched the color of the store, and I could see at a glance that it was the cashier of the small store.

"Why are you here, you can't have been kicked out by your great uncle?" I asked, feigning surprise.

Banban: "My uncle's house is so stuffy that I don't have anything else to do except blow the air conditioner, eat watermelon, play games, and watch movies all day long. ”

I said, "I know what you said, Zhong Xiaojie is also in this state at home." ”

"After a long time, you will get sick. Banban said.

Zhong Xiaojie was so frightened that he took a sip of cold drink, and said fearfully: "Then what should I do? I won't be sick already!"

Banban pretended to say: "Don't be afraid, little brother, my brother is here to save you." After speaking, he "snapped" and arranged a recruitment notice on the table. "I have a good prescription, whether you can live or not depends on your own creation. ”

Ban Ban Bai said: "Little brother, thank you for saving your life. ”

I said, "Okay, stop acting, you two put aside this TV series, hurry up and get the lunch box and leave." "In this life, I met two actors who love acting so much, and I was also drunk.

Banban said: "Boy, join us, this is an era of fierce competition, when you choose comfort, your opponents will throw you farther, so, join us, join my bubble tea shop, I can take you to make a fortune." ”

Zhong Xiaojie said: "Okay, don't talk nonsense here, how much money do you give us a month." ”

My God, Zhong Xiaojie is a pig's head, what Banban says he believes, I won't join anyway, I use Zhong Xiaojie's name to vouch.

Banban saw the two of us as if he had seen a life-saving straw, so he dragged us into his bubble tea shop to have a good visit, but I couldn't resist Zhong Xiaojie, so I had to accompany him in.

Don't say it, the shop was made by him, it's really like that.

Zhong Xiaojie turned around and said sharply: "Brother Banban, why didn't I see other waiters or store managers in the store!"

Banban: "This, this, to be honest, I am the manager of this store, as for the waiter? I'm recruiting, do you want to join our store, I can make you the deputy store manager, and the treatment is preferential." ”

This kind of nonsense will deceive a three-year-old child, Banban shouldn't believe it, I hope he doesn't believe it, there is only one month of vacation in the summer vacation, I just beg him not to toss around.

Zhong Xiaojie said stupidly: "Okay, Brother Banban, I'll mess with you in the future, when will I go to work." ”

"At any time, as long as you have free time, we have a relationship, you can rest assured, I will not deduct your salary casually, and you will get a commission for doing a good job." Banban put his hands behind his back, a bit like a store manager.

I said, "Two masters, don't toss around, if you really want to toss, please don't take me with you, okay?" ”

Zhong Xiaojie: "Brother, then you should go home quickly, talk to our mother, and say that I am starting a business and earn money for her to buy a big house." ”

Ban Ban said arrogantly: "It's not easy to get a house, look for me, don't hide it, in addition to being the owner of this bubble tea shop, I also have several real estate projects for sale under my hands." ”

Zhong Xiaojie said with special admiration: "Is it? Brother Banban, I will go to the world with you in the future, you must take me well, and I will let our mother make you something to eat when I go home in the future." ”

These two brothers sing and harmonize like brothers, it's a waste of talent not to act, I already knew that Banban would act, what I didn't expect was that Zhong Xiaojie could act like this, it's really a waste of talent. blame me for being clumsy, I can't even recognize the two uncles in front of me as China's future actors.

I said, "Okay, you two go on, I'm going home." Zhong Xiaojie, go home early in a while, it's late to go back, do you know what kind of temper our dad has. ”

When I got home, my mother asked me long and short questions, and thought that I had sold her precious son, so I said, "Mom, don't worry, your stupid son is busy earning money to buy you a big house." ”

My mother: "You go and watch the two of them, I really don't feel at ease when the two of them are together, you go to the store to take care of them, I smile with some confidence." ”

Well, Zhong Xiaojie is tossing outside, my mother is still not at ease, I knew that this would be the result.