Before every exam, Mr. Hou will give a wonderful speech, and this time is no exception.

"Students, you must pay special attention to this final exam, because the results of this exam will determine what kind of class you stay in in the first year of high school, and you can continue to stay in the experimental class if you have good exam scores......... So everyone must prepare for the exam seriously this time, for your future happiness, for the happiness of your family, do you understand?" No matter when, Teacher Hou can always give us an inexplicable pressure, and then give us a shot of chicken blood, does she think that she is a miracle doctor who hangs a pot to help the world? I really don't understand her thoughts.

"Understood......" the class said weakly.

"I didn't hear it, be louder!"

"Understand !!!"

"Alright, let's go to self-study. ”

Mr. Hou's pre-exam mobilization meeting is comparable to the 100-day pledge meeting of the third year of high school, which is recognized by all of us.

When I returned to the dormitory, a foul smell hit my face, and I almost smoked to death. I knew it was because a roommate hadn't washed his socks for a long time, but I was embarrassed to say it.

Banban never hid it, and didn't care whether people were embarrassed or not, so he said straight in front of everyone: "xxz, it's time to wash your socks, you've been saving them for a week, you can take the time to wash them." ”

I looked at the xxz who lived in the bunk where Fei Ge once lived, his face was embarrassed, as if he couldn't speak, maybe Banban's words did affect him, a few days ago he went to bed to study as soon as he returned to the dormitory, and today he went to the bathroom with a basin to wash his feet.

Several other roommates hugged their fists and thanked each other, and Banban also followed everyone's example to salute in return. By the time xxz came back, we were all ready to go to bed and take a lunch break.

xxz is a new student in our class, and after Fei Ge left, a place in the experimental class was naturally vacant, and the students in the ordinary class began to desperately squeeze in. Some people can't squeeze in even if they sharpen their heads, I don't know where xxz got such good luck, he actually rushed into the experimental class single-handedly, and unconsciously surprised us.

Recently, everyone has been busy reviewing the content of the final exams, so few people will notice that our class will transfer in and think that they are very special students, he is indeed quite special, occupying Feige's seat and occupying the lower bunk where Feige once lived.

I slept relatively lightly, and at about 12 o'clock in the evening, the dormitory door suddenly opened, and then I had insomnia and didn't fall asleep until about 4 o'clock in the morning.

In these difficult four hours, I found that XXZ, who slept in the lower bunk, went out every half an hour or so, his desk lamp was always on, and the small table for homework was always on the bed, probably staying up late to study, I think he should also go out to wash his face and refresh himself or he couldn't hold back his urgency.

I woke up the next morning as usual, just as tired as I had last time I had a sports day.

Banban saw that I didn't wake up and asked, "Did you stay up late to study last night, and I woke up once in the middle of the night and found that there was a light in the dormitory." ”

I shook my head, and I didn't even have the strength to speak.

Another roommate said: "Class leader, you just admit it, no wonder your academic performance is so good, it turns out that you secretly work hard at night." ”

"Do you think I'm like a person who stays up late studying? I'm insomnia!"

Banban laughed: "It's okay, anyway, you don't usually listen to class, just make up for sleep when the time comes." ”

The strange thing is that after a few of us got up, XXZ was no longer in the dormitory, and his schoolbag was not there, so it looked like he had already gone to the classroom.

No one seemed to notice him, but it was normal, he hadn't said a word to the other dorm members since he came to the dorm, and the only thing I ever said to him was asking him if he wanted to help clean up the bed.

Unfortunately, I fell asleep in Teacher Hou's class, and I heard the class say that Teacher Hou called me three times at that time, and the whole class heard me, but I didn't, I said that you are not talking nonsense, how can I hear her call me when I fall asleep, although I am relatively good, but not good enough to listen to the class while sleeping.

Someone slept in her class, her face naturally couldn't hang, and it was the class leader who slept, and when I woke up, it was a bunch of spittle stars that split my head and covered my face, all sprayed on my face, and I didn't dare to hide, one is that I am at a loss, and the other is that I am afraid of death.

"Go to my office after class, do you hear that!!"

I said, "yes, I hear you." ”

As a result, before the class ended, I crawled on the table again and fell asleep.

The consequences are made up by everyone, and the scene is too tragic, so I won't go into details.

In the office, Mr. Hou asked me what I was doing last night, and I slept like a pig in class today.

I said helplessly, "I'm insomnia." ”

Then it attracted the intimate greeting of Mr. Hou again: "Is it about to take the final exam, and the pressure is too great, so I have insomnia." ”

"Not at all, I was too light to be woken up and couldn't sleep. "I can only tell the truth, because I am afraid that she will ask endlessly. You must know that Teacher Hou is a person who likes to get to the bottom of the matter and vow not to give up until the goal is reached, if I don't say that she can keep nagging and asking.

I overestimated Teacher Hou, I thought she could think of a better solution, but she said that the learning spirit of xxz students is worth learning from!

I said, "Yes, yes, XXZ is my role model, I'm ashamed of myself." ”

At noon that day, Zhong Xiaojie called me, and he told me that he was going home in a week. This was undoubtedly worse for me at that time, I was tired and tired at school for another two weeks, and I couldn't eat or sleep well, he was able to go home and enjoy happiness immediately, I hung up the phone after a casual chat, and it was time for lunch break, I was afraid that it would affect everyone's sleep.

Just like last night, xxz was still studying hard, and I still didn't fall asleep after about half an hour, not only me, but also Banban and a few other roommates.

After xxz went out, one of his roommates said, "Why don't we discuss it with him when he comes back, let him rest early." ”

Banban said: "Well, this important task is handed over to you, and we support you." ”

The rest of the people raised their hands in agreement.

The roommate who made the suggestion said, "Why am I?!" I'm just making a suggestion, and I won't say it if you don't say it. ”

Well, they started an anxious discussion about it until XXZ came back from outside.

Ban Ban was a straight man, and said: "Classmate, you better rest early, there are still classes in the afternoon, otherwise you will be sleepy in the afternoon." ”

xxz finally spoke: "I'm not sleepy, you guys go to sleep first, I'll study for a while." ”

Banban said helplessly: "Okay... All right. ”

In fact, he wanted to say that if you don't sleep, don't affect our sleep, and be quiet when you go out. But he didn't say it, because he was too embarrassed to disturb XXZ's enthusiasm for learning.

"After the final exam, there is a joint examination of 100 schools, is the school planning to force us to death, no, recently every day to review every day to do questions I feel that my brain cells are about to die. Before he could do a few questions, Banban started complaining again.

The few people who slept with him sat on their beds, lying on the simple desks and doing the questions seriously, and no one paid attention to him.

"Why don't you speak, are you going to suffocate me? Someone responds to me, otherwise I will lose face!"

I sighed, kind of in response to him.

Banban saw that no one wanted to take care of him, so he lay back, leaned on his quilt, and continued to say to himself, "When I have a child in the future, if he doesn't want to go to school, I will definitely not force him, this feeling is too painful, I want to take him to travel all over the country." Thus began his obsessive and illogical ideal life.

Dreaming is a precursor to a lunch break.

Call...... Snore......

Sure enough, within two minutes, the guy lay down and fell asleep.

At the beginning of the school year, some people couldn't stand his snoring, but after four months, everyone slowly got used to it, so it's not strange.

His snoring sound was quite rhythmic, similar to the effect of lullaby, and soon the roommates who had just been lying on the table to study with a hundred times more energy put away their simple small desks and began to lie down to sleep.

It's so hot, it's summer, and I'm lying in bed tossing and turning and can't sleep. I want to go out for a walk, it's lunch break, the door is locked, I can't get out at all, and I think about it, the sun outside is so poisonous, and there is no place to go out. The more I think about it, the more annoyed I get, and the more annoyed I get, the more I can't sleep.

There are two weeks left before the final exam, and the third day after the end of the final exam is the joint examination of 100 schools, and after the end of the joint examination of 100 schools, you have to take a week of classes to take a vacation, which is terrible to think about.

The closer I got to the finish line, the less motivation I had to keep running, and it was only two weeks away, but every day felt like a year, and I was about to die of heat. It's better to ask for leave to go back for a few days, how to say that home is more comfortable than school, I started to ask for leave to go home again, anyway, there is nothing to be busy in the class recently, just go.

I was just about to go to the office to ask for leave, but before I could go out, Ban Ban followed with my front foot, "Zhong Keyu, do you want to secretly buy ice cream behind my back." ”

I suddenly remembered that I was no longer Zhong Keyu half a year ago, I was alone at the beginning, and now I am still dragging the soy sauce bottle of Banban, although he doesn't have to take the college entrance examination, and it doesn't matter if his grades are good or bad, but suddenly two people go to ask for leave, she will definitely not grant leave. Forget it, let's stay in school, there are only a few days left anyway.

I said, "You want to be beautiful, you are so fat, can I carry you?"

"Don't change the subject, you obviously just want to secretly buy ice cream to eat, and now you're caught by me, and you still don't admit it. ”

"Haven't you heard of the saying, 'If you catch a thief, you have to take the dirty, catch the ......'" I thought about it, this sentence would insult this sacred temple if it came out in the classroom, so I might as well accompany him to buy ice cream to eat.

Banban: "Why don't you say it, you don't have anything to say, just invite me to eat ice cream if you don't have anything to say." ”

"Okay, okay, you know how to eat all day long. ”

After arriving at the small supermarket, Banban said very politely: "Boss, get me three of your most expensive ice creams." ”

This guy obviously wants to knock me on the bamboo bar, but unfortunately his wishful thinking is wrong, how can this kind of small supermarket have particularly expensive ice cream, he doesn't want to think about it, how can students have the money to buy very expensive ice cream to eat?

In the end, we took three Choroz and went back to the school building.

Although I knew that there was a 90% chance that the other one was for Peng Meijia, I didn't say it thoroughly.

So I asked with a clear pretense of confusion: "Fei Ge is no longer in our class, why do you need to take three?"

Banban thought for a while and said, "Yes, I forgot, then I'll barely eat two and give Peng Meijia one." ”

After he said this, I was instantly confused, why didn't I pay for my ice cream. I asked him, "What about me?"

He said: "You didn't take it yourself just now, I thought you wouldn't eat it, so I took my share and Fei Ge and Peng Meijia, but for the sake of your payment, I will reluctantly give you one." ”

I said to him with a dark face, "Thank you." He forced a smile out of a smile for him.

Hmph, the wicked have their own wicked grinding, it's not that if the time has not come, they can't live if they don't report their own evils!hahaha......

Ban Ban was holding three ice creams in his hand, and before he stepped into the classroom door, he was pulled out by the head teacher, Mr. Hou.

"Oops, it hurts, it hurts, Teacher Hou, let go quickly, my ears are about to fall off!" I sat in my seat, although I couldn't see Ban Banbei's ears, but I felt ...... It's cool. Whoever told you not to give me ice cream to eat, you deserve it.

Teacher Hou said: "How many times have you said it, you are not allowed to eat ice cream and cold drinks, you will take the exam soon, in case you have a stomach upset, and you have to waste review time, why are you disobedient, take my words as a deaf ear?"

Ban Ban: "No, Mr. Hou, it's too hot, I didn't plan to eat the cold compress when I bought it, I just wanted to use it to cool down." ”

"Are you stupid to me, people use ice cubes to cool down, you use chocolate ice cream to cool down, are you still going to put on a mask when it melts!"

"Oops, it hurts, and if you pull it again, it will fall off...... Mr. Hou, I know it's wrong. ”

When I glanced at the people around me, they were all gloating, and some of them couldn't help but laugh out loud, so I had to bite my hand quickly. It's amazing, these sisters are really ruthless.

After teaching outside for a while, Teacher Hou slipped the class back to the classroom, stood on the podium and said: "In the future, you are not allowed to eat cold drinks, if it is hot in summer, buy more wet wipes and put them on the table, wipe them when you sweat, drink more boiling water, and you are not allowed to eat cold drinks and ice cream. ”

Teacher Hou was anxious to show what he said, and then asked Banban, "Does your ear hurt?"

Banban rubbed his ears, looked at Teacher Hou pitifully and said, "It doesn't hurt ......."

Teacher Hou shouted: "Tell the truth!"

Banban: "It hurts, it hurts, I feel like my ears are about to fall off." ”

"Alright, hurry back to your seat. Zhong Keyu, come to the office. ”

I passed by Banban and heard him say something that would hurt you later.

I touched my ears in distress, thinking that even if I was ordered to go home, I wouldn't twist her ears.

I spoke in advance and asked, "Teacher Hou, is there something wrong?"

"In the future, the key to this small office will be kept for you, there is a water dispenser, if the students drink water, let them come here to fetch water. ”

"We can go to the supermarket to buy water by ourselves, don't bother Teacher Hou!" I was glad that I had saved my ears and had a casual few polite words with the head teacher.

Teacher Hou: "Come on, you don't bother me much, and I'll burn high incense if I do well in the final exam." ”

I smiled and walked out of the office, it was great, my ears were fine.