"Old... Teacher, I can ...... myself Do you do the set of questions first? The stupid bird flies first. Wang Jiabao stammered and followed everyone to ask questions to the chemistry teacher. The result drew ridicule from the whole class, hahaha.

"Can you pull it down, is there a bird as fat as you?" said Banban next to me.

The chemistry teacher also smiled on the podium, probably thinking that this little fat man Wang Jiabao was very funny and meaty.

"You, you, you... You shut up, I'm again... Didn't ask you. ”

Hahaha............ The whole class broke out again into a wave of funny little climaxes, coming and going, everyone applauded, and the applause was given to our social person Chubby.

"Everyone relax, let me take you for a round of review, absolutely no problem, as for what you say, 'stupid birds fly first', I completely disagree with this point of view, do you know?In many 985 universities, I will make an analogy, for example, in the university I attended, there are many students who are not so smart, that is, what everyone calls 'stupid birds', they can be admitted to 985, you can too............" The chemistry teacher began to give examples to let us relax, but I didn't believe it.

Glancing at the time, it seems that the remaining twenty minutes or so will not be able to lecture, so let's sleep. I started to go into a state of self-hypnosis.

"In short, everyone just have to have confidence, don't be afraid of those who look smart, never, you know?!" The chemistry teacher changed his previous teaching style and began to slowly change to the direction of the physics teacher's teaching, which I felt very much like the brainwashing routine of MLM.

"Zhong Keyu, what are you doing lying on your stomach, get up and listen to the class. ”

No, I just promised not to tell her about watching Korean dramas, and now she is blatantly hacking me?????

"Oh, got it. I gave her a face, and I forced myself to lie down from sleep.

"Don't think you're much smarter than everyone else and relax your mind, you're in the most dangerous situation, maybe you'll be in the air at the right moment. You know, I've been here and I've seen a lot of people like you. She said earnestly.

I slept on my stomach and lay down inexplicably, depressed.

"Teacher, don't you know, our class leader played abnormally in the final exam this time, accidentally fell off the altar, and is no longer the first place. A classmate in the front row said with a lot of mouth.

"Oh, yes, your results ranking has come out, is there a report card, show me. "The chemistry teacher rummaged through the podium and couldn't find the transcript, so he started asking us for it.

I wouldn't give her my report card, I don't know how she would tease me, pretending to be calm, I shoved it into the drawer.

Ban Ban glanced at it, smiled evilly and said, "What are you secretly hiding, is it your zero-score test paper or transcript? ”

"Go away, talk about your love affair, don't bother me. ”

"Zhong Keyu, you are not the first place now, why are you still so arrogant, I am not afraid of you, come on, hurt each other!"

I gave him a middle finger and stopped talking nonsense with him.

Why don't you get out of class yet, how can twenty minutes be so long, I began to look out of the window in a daze, thinking about Lao Hou, if she was there, she would definitely not be so much nonsense, and simply said two sentences neatly, "Everyone hurry up and study, and kill thousands of people every second." ”

"Teacher, the transcript is here. "When I was in a trance, Banban took out my report card that I had stuffed into the hole in the drawer, held it up and shouted, like a traitor who betrayed the country and sought glory.

"Come, come, bring it and I'll take a look. She beckoned in that direction from above.

Banban showed his evil face, "Here, class leader, please hand the report card to the teacher." ”

With great reluctance to accept the transcript, which should have been hidden deep in my desk, I hobbled onto the podium.

"Here, dear teacher. I smiled hypocritically at the chemistry teacher on the podium.

"You can read your class ranking to everyone, so that everyone can be spiritual. She didn't answer, and just handed over this seemingly simple task to me.

Hmph, study, isn't it just that the horse stumbled and didn't do well in the exam, I will definitely be able to get an ideal score next time, and blind your twenty-four-karat gold puppy eyes.

"First place: Zhang Yiyi, third place: Huang Xiaoting, fourth place: Huang Jinlei, fifth place..............." I read such a large list from beginning to end.

"I'm done, I can go back, teacher. I turned my head to look at her, and I wouldn't have read this broken report card if it weren't for the fact that I had a good relationship with her.

When did I get so angry, I am really sad and angry at this moment, I can't wait to tear this building up, crush this group of little rabbit cubs who like to watch jokes, and if they can't die, they have to be crushed, so that they don't dare to continue to scream.

"Okay, let's go back, don't sleep in chemistry class in the future, the first place was snatched away by others, you have to have a sense of urgency............"

Under the scorching gaze of my classmates, I humbly accepted the guidance of the chemistry teacher, lowered my head, and longed to find a crack in the ground to get into, and never come out again.

"Teacher, why didn't I hear the class leader read the second place just now. ”

Isn't the second place me the second place, do you have to embarrass me so much! These little bastards, I swear, I must throw the second place away in the next exam, no matter who the second place is, even the king of heaven.

"Here, give me the transcript, and I'll read it again for you...... The second place is your squad leader, the one standing in front of everyone, come, Zhong Keyu, go back and let everyone know you. ”

I don't coward, even if the world is my enemy, I'm not afraid, what's this, who hasn't encountered a trough, I pulled my school uniform, raised my chest and raised my head: "Hello everyone, I am the second place in this final exam, my name is Zhong Keyu, I am stupid, and lazy, I usually like to sleep in class, and I often can't complete my homework, but I accidentally took the second place, I am really embarrassed, I hope you can take more care of me in the future and help me study, I thank you here in advance." ”

With that, I bowed deeply to everyone.

I don't know if they joked with me or deliberately mocked me, anyway, I was unhappy and unhappy in my heart, so since I was unhappy, they didn't want to be happy.

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