Where is the applause?

I said it so heartily, why didn't they applaud, didn't they laugh happily just now? Hmph, let you laugh at me again, and let you know today what it means to be "a skinny camel is bigger than a horse."

"Teacher, hurry up and let the class leader come down, if he continues, we will be ashamed of him. The silence of the classroom finally broke down, and the students sitting in the last row of the classroom said loudly.

"Zhong Keyu, hurry up and go back and sit, give me the transcript. The chemistry teacher didn't comfort me, and sent me back with two sentences.

"High, really high, Zhong Keyu, your words just now invisibly slapped the faces of our classmates, it's really enjoyable, I have to say, this is the most stylish time I've ever seen you talk, if I were a girl, I would definitely be fascinated by you." Ban Bantian shamelessly babbled in my ear.

Listening to what he said, I felt that he didn't make fun of me just now, as if I was really back to the top one day, I had to show off in front of him. Forget it today and spare him a pig's life.

"What are you talking about?!" Brother Peng was not calm when he heard this, and a powerful little hand pressed on Banban's shoulder, "If you say that you are a girl, will you be fascinated by him? ”

"Don't mind, I'm just joking with him, shouldn't you even eat a boy's vinegar? Hahaha, Peng Meijia is jealous for me. Banban laughed, like a fool.

"Hey, the classmate next to Zhong Keyu, what are you smiling at, is there anything worth celebrating......?

I talk when I talk during class time, my range of movements is still so big, and I laugh so loudly that I deserve to be called up by the chemistry teacher. Now it's my turn to watch the joke on the sidelines.

"Teacher, there's nothing happy about it, I'm an optimist, with my own smile mode, don't be surprised. ”

"Hey, it's shameless............," the class let out a sigh.

Ding Zero Zero ............ Chemistry class officially ended with a pleasant bell for the end of class, except for some trivial things, the chemistry teacher basically didn't say anything about learning, and he knew that he would let her catch up on dramas in the office, so why did he make her laugh at me in one fell swoop.

"Students, hurry up and rest after class, the test papers are ready, let's talk about it in the next class, Zhong Keyu, you come with me." ”

Why do you call me again! I was just about to take advantage of the break to lie on my desk and rest for a while. Alas............

"Go ahead, Pikachu. "Banban pushed me out of my seat and put on a magnifying pose, which was just ugly.

"If I were Pikachu, I'd be the first to electrify you into a suckling pig. ”

After speaking, I strode after the chemistry teacher, leaving him alone and shouting, "If you have the ability, come back, see which of us is electrocuted into a roast suckling pig." ”

It was a small recess, most of the students were resting on their desks, few people came out, and the corridor was very empty, so I trotted a few steps to catch up with the chemistry teacher.

"What are you looking for me?"

"Hey, you melon baby, you know how to speak politely to me, I'm also a chemistry teacher......" She held a big lesson plan, walked like a rabbit, looked like no problem, felt a little jumpy, the key is that she is not as tall as me, I think it's a little funny, and she actually dragged out the dialect. I don't know which regional dialect it is, but it's 100% not Mandarin.

"Teacher, are you bullying me for speaking Mandarin and not understanding what you're saying?" I took the lesson plan she was holding and said very seriously.

"It's not good to be angry with you, but you're still a little bit of a vision, and you're not so stupid as to be hopeless. ”

"Thank you for the compliment. Can you tell me why you are looking for me now? If it's not urgent, I'm going back to study. ”

"Little rabbit, don't pretend in front of me, don't think I don't know you, you don't even write your homework, you're embarrassed to say you want to study. ”

I'll go! Hitting people without slapping their faces, scolding people without revealing their shortcomings, isn't it a bit too much for her to slap her face and expose her shortcomings! For the sake of my dignity, I must fight back, "Sister, I don't do my homework, but my grades are still in the past, and if you don't go to class and chase dramas in the office, is it too much for me to chase dramas." I said in a deliberately scowling tone.

She braked suddenly, and directly covered my mouth sideways, if it weren't for the railings on both sides of the stairs, I would definitely have rolled down, how did this teacher go, "Shhh, don't talk, don't be heard, this is the secret of the two of us, can't be said, you have to bury it deep in your heart, you know?"

I hurriedly nodded, "Ahem, cough, you're going to suffocate me, just cover your mouth, why do you have to cover my nose, fortunately, I usually pay attention to exercise, and my lung capacity is okay, otherwise I will give my life to you today." ”

"I know, I didn't mean to, don't talk nonsense when you enter the office for a while, otherwise I'll hunt you down even if it's the ends of the earth. ”

Is this a threat? a naked threat.

"Oh, got it, I'll try. ”

"If you help me keep it a secret, I'll treat you to a big dinner next time you have a holiday. ”

"Cut, I'm not a foodie, can you buy me for just one big meal?" I invite you to two big meals, and you make me vomit as fast as possible?" I asked rhetorically.

She blinked her eyes twice, "Okay, you invite me to two big meals, and when you enter the office, you can say whatever you like, so decided." ”

made a mistake, why didn't she play her cards according to the routine, then wouldn't I have lost my wife and broken my soldiers, and I wanted to invite her to two meals for no reason. No, no, it's still worth it, it's not cost-effective.

"But I'm a righteous person, so you invite me to dinner, and I'll help you keep it a secret. I said with a grin, feeling shameless.

"Hehe, young man, you are still too young to hold your breath, and you want to catch it. She patted me on the shoulder very much, and this smug look was exactly the same as the big guy who patted the little brother on the shoulder in the TV series. It's very inflated and helpless.

Could it be that I have to reluctantly accompany her into the office like this, and I am really unconvinced.

"Stop, the lesson plan is for you, I'm going back to the classroom, the next class is physics class, and if I go back late, the old man will tell me the truth again." I said.

"No, don't give me face, isn't it, the physics teacher is your teacher, and the chemistry teacher is not your teacher, why are you so afraid of him, don't be afraid, I'll cover you for something." ”

I want to ask weakly: "Is this true?" "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the claw book house" The latest chapter is free to read for the first time.