The pig's head class doesn't have that ability, half a day has passed, and there is still no progress on the target wall behind.

He said sullenly: "Tell me why this is? Isn't it just to write a small goal, what's so embarrassing about it, isn't it, why no one cooperates with me, is it.................. I'm not handsome enough? No, I think the girls in my class like me, not to mention that I'm still a famous school grass. ”

At first, I was going to help him when I saw him hanging his head, but who knew that the more he talked, the more narcissistic he became, as if the world owed him 180,000, so why should I lick this old face and stick it up.

The more he talked, the more boring he became, and the latter words were completely self-selling and boasting, and ordinary people really couldn't listen to it, and I listened to him word for word with tenacious perseverance, I just wanted to see if he had the moment when he was short of words, and then I wanted to see how shameless this person could be.

Ban Banse stared at me with squinting eyes, "Zhong Keyu, you are still the best for me, you look at Peng Meijia and my sister who is not angry, one is an iron buddy who is a friend of life and death, and the other is a sister whose blood is thicker than water, and they are not as good as your brother with a foreign surname. ”

Zhang Yiyi and Peng Meijia bowed their heads to study It is really a wise move, how boring I have to be, listening to the braggart king here for a long time.

The moment I saw that someone in the class was short of words, I finally lost my patience, "Brother Peng, do you understand the question you asked me before? ”

"No, you haven't stuck a knife in my ribs, how can you help others?! Even if the person you want to help is my beautiful iron buddy who shares weal and pain. ”

Peng Meijia, who had been silent, flew in with a punch, and smashed on Banban's pig's head with a "bang".

Banban asked with a sad face: "Why are you beating me, I didn't ask you for help, I can't praise you for being as beautiful as a flower." ”

"Who is your iron buddy, that's used to call boys, men and women don't understand it, next time you dare to scream nonsense, see if I don't blow up your dog's head!" After speaking, she waved her hand at me and said, "No need, I've sorted out that question, I'll do it again later, and if you don't understand, I'll ask you for advice." ”

Banban: "You are jealous of my good looks, so you bully me, and deliberately embarrass me, hum! How can an immortal like me, who does not eat fireworks in the world, let you see the joke." ”

After saying that, he turned his head and ran out, and squeezed me hard when he went out, this guy really didn't know what to say about him. I didn't say I wouldn't insert a knife, he likes to insert a knife in both ribs, I just inserted him twice, I guess he either went out to cry or ran to the teacher's office to complain about grievances.

Zhang Yiyi turned around, "Brother Keke, you can help my brother, anyway, you are also idle and boring, you see that my brother is also stupid enough, you two are born a pair of living treasures, help each other." ”

Hey, I used to think that her eyes were very good, why did she become highly myopic today, I am equal to wisdom and ability, and he has a stinky skin, and I am one hundred and eighty different surprises and unhappy about Zhang Yiyi's comments.

I smiled slightly, "Let's talk about it when your brother comes to beg me, when he doesn't stink like just now, I'll help him, anyway, Teacher Hou didn't set any time." ”

It didn't take long for Banban to run back violently, run to the podium, pick up the board and slam the podium twice, and then ............

Then the plate split in two, and I saw a flock of crows hovering over the podium.

Ban Ban pretended to be calm, "That, that, that, let's write post-it notes quickly, Teacher Hou is urging more urgently, they are all classmates, give me a little face, help." ”

Originally, everyone thought that there was something important to announce before putting down the pen and looking at him seriously, but now after listening to him say two nonsense words, they quickly picked up the pen, and the homework could not be finished.

I think that's what everyone thinks, and within two seconds someone confirmed my thoughts, "Neurotic, really! wasting our time." "I thought there was some good news to announce, and it would make me happy. "I'm solving this physics problem at a critical moment, and now I have to push it again, I'm annoyed!"

Even Peng Meijia, the iron buddy who shared the hardships in Banban's mouth, was on fire when she looked at Banban, and she was done with the calf, not to mention helping him, everyone would be thankful if they didn't come up and unload him.

After finishing speaking, Ban Ban walked down from the podium proudly, and anyone who saw it wanted to go up and beat him. I finally understood why the common people threw rotten eggs one by one when those corrupt officials and corrupt officials were sent to the execution ground to be executed in ancient times, so as to relieve their anger, now I don't have rotten eggs in my hands, if there are any, I will throw a basket in his face, so that you will be embarrassed, with the support of the old marquis, you dare to see no one!

Before I could throw rotten eggs, the life committee member called out to him and threw a thunderbolt over, "Banban, you just smashed the blackboard eraser in our class, so please buy a new one during lunch break or evening repair time." ”

Banban was stunned for three seconds, and after coming to his senses, he said, "Oh, oh, I know." ”

This look, how embarrassed and embarrassed, laughed to death.

"Hey, hey, where is there a blackboard eraser, I've never seen a place that sells a blackboard eraser, or you give me a leave card, I'll go out and find it when I have time." ”

I wanted to say at the time, looking for your sister, but because Zhang Yiyi was right in front of him, I was stunned when the words came to my mouth.

"Who are you calling, I don't know what to say!" Brother Peng looked at him unpleasantly just now, and estimated that Banban's "hey, hey" was too loud, so she hooked up her anger just now.

Banban is not the kind of person who is so hard-headed that he is not afraid of death, not to mention that Brother Peng's fist can be called like smashing iron like mud, so he obediently shut up and honestly lay on the table.

I thought that with Brother Peng beside him, he could stop for more than ten minutes, but who knew that I really underestimated him, and in less than five minutes he wrote a blank sheet of paper and handed it to me.

Oh yes, I don't usually see you have this speed when writing essays.

Can you tell me where I can buy a blackboard eraser? Or you can buy it for me, and I'll pay for your errands...............

Seeing this, I almost didn't lift his desk, I was a big class president and the president of the student union, and he actually asked me to run errands!