I returned the paper to him as it was, with a sentence at the end, "I, no, lack money, no, can! for!"

After reading it, Banban ran to the podium and took back the blackboard eraser that had been divided into two, and then put the school uniform jacket on his head and moved around inside.................. At one point, I suspected that he might be hungry, so I ate the chalkboard.

It wasn't until he took off his school uniform that an instant blackboard eraser appeared in front of me, which was so ugly that it exploded!

It seems that God is still very fair, although the class is a little taller and more handsome, but his IQ is much worse than that of normal people, and only he can think of this unique stupid method in the world.

I don't know who gave him the courage, he was embarrassed to show off in front of us, he called Zhang Yiyi over, "How is it? ”

Zhang Yiyi nodded very embarrassedly, and after praising him perfunctorily, he went back to write his homework under the pretext of doing his homework, and Peng Meijia ignored him the whole time. I was the only one left to accompany this big fool to appreciate this masterpiece.

Banban: "The more you look at it, the better it looks, after my meticulous crafting, it has changed from a small blackboard eraser to a beautiful handicraft, which is simply a qualitative leap." ”

What a qualitative leap is nothing more than adding the weight of the tape to the original weight, it is better to simply increase the quantity neatly, and buy a new piece is over.

Me: "Please forgive me for being clumsy, I am not blessed to appreciate this perfect handicraft, and I ask my brother to treasure it." ”

I just mocked him, who knew that he couldn't understand the good words, and he really took it seriously, "Really!?Zhong Keyu, you also think it's pretty good-looking, don't you, it's rare for the two of us to have a unified opinion, hahaha." ”

I rolled my eyes, "You can try it on the podium and see if your beautiful craft can still function as a chalkboarder." ”

Banban: "What's not going to be like this, I'll try it." ”

After trying, he took the blackboard that was re-divided into two and erased it back, and said to me viciously, "Zhong Keyu, your uncle, you know that you will pit me, you obviously know that this is not good, and you will cause me to run on it in vain, do you know that my actions are clearly seen in the monitoring, and running around in the self-study class is seen by Teacher Hou to divide the corpse of five horses!"

Why don't you know, "What are you afraid of, now that Teacher Hou is supporting you, you can be regarded as walking freely in our class, you see that the disciplinary committee members you ran around just now didn't say anything about you, and I, the little class leader, didn't say anything." ”

"You can pull it down, and support me, now I can't find where she is, I don't know what she is doing, she has come and gone without a trace, you said that she is a little floating after becoming the deputy head of the grade, and now there are only a handful of times in our class. ”

The co-author class just went out and didn't find Lao Hou, so I understood, "Then you just pretended to pass on the holy decree, what did Teacher Hou urge, it turned out to be scaring us." ”

Ban Ban covered my mouth, "Shhh ”

I took away his dirty hands, it seems that Banban is not very stupid, and he knows what little tricks he plays, but unfortunately he is smart and mistaken, and he is about to take the placement test, and now everyone is racing against time to review, and they are all squeezing their heads to squeeze into the rocket class, and now who has the time to pay attention to him.

Although I didn't want to, I poured cold water on Banban, and I always wanted him to understand that nothing was as good as he imagined, "Then do you think your plan has succeeded?

"Not really. People seem to be even more reluctant to pay attention to me. ”

It's not bad, this guy is still a little self-aware, and it's not to the point where there is no cure.

"And what are you going to do next?" I asked him.

He looked at me pitifully, his eyes were complicated, as if he could see the answer in me, "What are you going to do, what are you going to do, you look at me with squinting eyes, don't force me to kick you, if you dare to hit me, beware of me hitting you all over the face!"

I don't know what his intentions were, but it doesn't hurt to make a threat first.

"Senior class leader, I won't beat your idea, after all, you are already famous, please help me, help me go to the blackboard and yell at it, my classmates will definitely listen to you, and then ...... If it's convenient, buy a blackboard eraser for me, and the little brother of Daen Dade will never forget. Banban held that little fat face with both hands and began to sell cuteness to me.

It's disgusting, a big boy is actually cute, and it's in front of another boy. When he said this, my fist was already on his face, and he had to put an end to his idea of eating soft rice at the root.

Then Brother Peng spoke, "Zhong Keyu, you hurry up and solve him, don't let him be disgusting here, I got goosebumps all over my body when I heard him speak, I can't help you show him the way, he is like a headless fly, and he is all over the world." ”

Zhang Yiyi also turned around and said good things to her uncompetitive brother and asked me to help him, as for the reason she said before, "I'm too idle." ”

"I can't see it, I'm actually recognized as a 'big idler' in your eyes. I said that it was a response to Zhang Yiyi's words and to show my dissatisfaction with the title.

"No, no, no, and him. Brother Peng pointed to the stupid Banban in the middle.

Banban laughed, "Look, everyone thinks the two of us are excellent CPs." ”

It turned out that I was such a failure, and I was in the same camp as Banban, and I didn't realize that I thought I was standing in these normal people, and now they kicked me out. My heart, wow cool wow cool.

Just when I comforted myself that I would be an immortal who would not eat fireworks in the world in the future, Banban broke my illusion with a punch and gave me a sentence, "In the future, I will eat fireworks in the world again, and I will hide in the rivers and lakes and be a mortal." ”

I can't give me the slightest sense of superiority, these guys.

In fact, the target wall is very simple, as long as you go to their table and send a post-it note, wait for them to finish writing, then they have any reason to excuse themselves, they are just bullying Banban is a stunned young man who doesn't understand anything. Take a hundred plating "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the claw book house again" The latest chapter is the first time to read for free.