Han Chen pulled Qin Luo and said breathlessly, "How about Mr. Hao, our dance is good, right?"

Qin Luo also looked tired, nodded and said, "The dance is good." But I'm afraid I'll bring my second uncle to life. ”

After finishing speaking, he picked up the urn and was about to leave, but was dragged by Han Chen.

"I almost forgot. Han Chen asked Qin Hao, who looked confused, "Mr. Hao, I take the liberty of asking you, does the second uncle have a local hukou?"

Qin Luo was puzzled, "Is there any difference?"

Han Chen explained, "If it is a local, it can be buried immediately after death. ”

Qin Luo was even more puzzled, "What if it's an outsider?"

Han Chen stretched out a palm, spread it out, five fingers were clearly visible, and said in a calm tone, "Then you have to die for five years first." After five years, the tomb will be purchased with a personal tax payment invoice. ”

"Hahaha, this is good. ”

"Where is this to buy a grave, this is simply to buy a house. ”

"I can see that Qin Luo's sketch is simply a needle on the disadvantages of the times, satirizing the current system of buying a house. ”

"Hit the nail on the head. ”

"Wow, I watched this paragraph with a special sense of substitution. I am a foreigner, and I wanted to buy a house in the magic capital, but I also encountered this situation. ”

"Ouch, I can't smile anymore, it's easy to wrinkle my face if I laugh too much. The old lady is the most beautiful in the world. ”

The applause from the audience lasted for a long time, and the performance on stage continued.

Qin Luo was speechless and was about to leave holding the urn, "That's right, I can't buy it." ”

"Mr. Hao, Mr. Hao. Han Chen hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed Qin Luo and pulled him back, "Mr. Hao, you don't have to worry about this. You see, I have a list here, these are all local old ladies who have just passed away recently, you can choose a suitable one for the second uncle to marry first, so that the second uncle can buy a grave as soon as he comes over. ”

"Hahaha. ”

"This kind of sassy operation is simply amazing. ”

"Second uncle: Where's the old lady, help me up, I'll get married first and then die." ”

Qin Luo looked at Han Chen speechlessly and asked, "Do you still use the cave room?"

Han Chen's face froze, and he muttered in a low voice, "You...... It's so daring. ”

Seeing that Qin Luo turned around and was about to leave again, Han Chen rushed up again and dragged him back, "Mr. Hao, I'll think of a way for you, let's find someone, let's try to buy two sets of graves directly, one to bury your second uncle and the other let's rent it out, and take the rent to repay the loan." ”

"Your company...... Call me love my grave?" Qin Luo asked.

Han Chen embarrassedly let go of Qin Luo and stood aside without speaking.

"In this case, please avoid the two of you for a while, and then I will discuss it with my second uncle. Qin Luo said to Han Chen and Lu Yao.

Han Chen and Lu Yao both walked to the side with interest when they heard this, and turned their backs.

"Second uncle, aren't you intent on letting people see my jokes?" Qin Luo hugged the urn and whispered, "Do you think I'm a good mix? In fact, the two of us are about the same, you are starving to death, and I am about to starve to death." ”

"Poof. ”

Many viewers laughed on the spot.

In the audience, Deputy Director Wang's daughter-in-law and girlfriends sat together, all smiling, but the surrounding audience couldn't pay attention to this, because they were deeply attracted by the performance on stage.

"Hehe, I'll just say it's right to come and see Qin Luo's sketch Xian Master. "Girlfriend No. 1.

"Ouch, my cheeks are sour, but I still want to laugh, what should I do?"

"I usually go high and cold, and today can be regarded as a failure. "Girlfriend No. 3.

"I like humor the most. Sisters, do you say, with the capital of the old lady, can you take down Qin Luo?"

Girlfriends No. 1, No. 2, No. 3 and the daughter-in-law of Deputy Director Wang all turned their heads to stare at Girlfriend No. 4, and said in unison, "We support you, go on bravely, little wave hoof." ”

"It's rare that you're all so supportive of me. Girlfriend No. 4 was moved.

"Hehe, then we don't need to buy tickets to watch the sketch in the future. ”

Girlfriend No. 4: "......"

Qin Luo's confiding continued, "You said that you are a returnee, you play a little foreign, how romantic it is to sprinkle ashes to the sea, you can still raise fish to tease seagulls, and eat seafood when you are hungry." Do you have to bury this? Okay, after all, we two relatives have a game, and I'll scatter you on the ground!"

As he spoke, Qin Luo lifted the urn above his head and threw it back heavily, leaving without looking back.

"Hey, you come back for me. Seeing this, Han Chen immediately rushed up and grabbed him, and accused him with righteous words, "What grave do you buy if you don't have money?" ”

The two were tugging and arguing on the side.

Lu Yao walked to the urn that fell on the ground with a curious expression, and a note and a check fell out of it.

Lu Yao picked it up and looked at it, and read it casually, "This check is for my nephew, slut." ”

The two who were pulling immediately stopped, Qin Luo stared at himself with wide eyes, "I'm a slut." My surname is Hao, my name is Jian, and my name is Jianren. ”

"Poof!"

It's time to perform the real technique - on the mentor's seat, Zhang Peng was a little thirsty with a smile, and was taking a bottle of water to drink to moisten his throat, and immediately burst into laughter when he heard this.

This is really laughing, a mouthful of water squirted out a splash of water, under the reflection of the lights, some of the splashes are still shining, people can't bear to look at it directly.

Shen Yuetai's three mentors all dodged with disgust, but they still had uncontrollable smiles on their faces.

The cameraman dutifully took a shot of this real person laughing.

Many viewers at the scene also laughed uncontrollably, and even many people coaxed in unison, "Sluts are hypocritical." ”

The scene was momentarily reduced to a sea of joy.

"A million, dollars. Lu Yao continued to read out the second half of the sentence.

Qin Luo is a fast horse, a fast walk, a galloping like a fly, and a dragon swinging its tail...... rushed to Lu Yao's side, snatched the note and check with his hand, and stared at it carefully and seriously with wide eyes.

Han Chen immediately put on a flattering face, and said vigorously: "Mr. Hao, we have a set of large tombs here that are especially suitable for you, you bury the second master in it and bury it rolling." ”

"Eh, my second uncle......" Qin Luo saw the note and the check clearly, and immediately cried bitterly, squatting down to put away the scattered urn, "Second uncle, ......"

Han Chen massaged his shoulder with his hand and said flatteringly, "The festival mourning is smooth, you can think about it." ”

Qin Luo stood up with the packed urn and said with a serious and firm face, "I decided." ”

With a smirk on his face, Han Chen praised, "Great filial son." ”

"Second uncle, let's go home, this grade is too low, I will accompany you to see a set of affordable graves in two days. Qin Luo said as he hugged the urn and left directly.

This time it was really gone.

Han Chen was stunned in place, and before he could go up and drag someone, the person was gone.

Lu Yao reacted quickly and chased after him with a ticket, "You haven't reported my ticket to me yet......"

Seeing this, Han Chen also came back to his senses, and immediately stepped forward to hug Lu Yao, "Hug, hug, I'll hug me." Lu Si, didn't you say you wanted to buy a tower tomb before? ”

Lu Yao ignored him at all, and continued to chase after Qin Luo, "OMG, you can report my ticket to ...... me"

Han Chen hugged Lu Yao from behind this time, "Report, hug it, I can't understand Mandarin or what......"

Han Chen was forcibly taken down by Lu Yao.

At this point, the show ends.