"Fallen leaves return to the roots, child. You will fulfill the wish of the deceased!" Lu Yao admonished on the side.

"It's not that I'm not round. Qin Luo flashed aside with the urn, and complained indignantly: "A broken grave is sold for more than 40,000 yuan per square meter, and it doesn't let people live?"

Han Chen put down the small sapling and shovel in his hand, stepped forward to pull Qin Luo, and explained: "The living will not live in the grave, so the price of the grave is expensive to die and expensive to die. ”

Bang bang bang.

The applause at the scene was non-stop, and many audience members stood up and applauded.

In fact, they all heard it, Qin Luo took the opportunity to ridicule today's housing prices are too high, expensive and expensive, and ordinary people can only afford to buy a house after struggling for a lifetime.

This is a skit that satirizes the theme of real life, which is closer to daily life, so the audience has a sense of substitution when they listen to it, and the applause and cheers continue without hesitation, and they can't stop at all.

"Let me introduce you. Han Chen took out the bearing of a professional grave seller, and very skillfully pointed to the prop model on the side and introduced: "This is a set of north-south transparent plate tombs that are very suitable for the elderly. Dark kitchen and dark guard, no light in all seasons, water leakage in winter, frost in summer, Lao Zhang downstairs, surnamed Wang next door. Ah, our biggest advantage now is the geographical environment. You see, it is adjacent to the Huangquan Expressway on the left, and it is adjacent to the Jiahe Airport, and the middle one is the most prosperous pedestrian commercial street in our entire grave area - a dead end!"

"Hahaha. ”

"Whoa, whoa. ”

"Well said!"

Now all the audience burst into laughter, and some of the audience who originally stood up even laughed forward and backward, and even two people fell down laughing on the people next to them without standing firmly.

The entire recording hall was reduced to a sea of laughter.

Even because the laughter was too loud and the applause was too enthusiastic, it didn't stop for a long time, causing the performance to pause for more than ten seconds - the laughter muffled the sound of the performance.

On the stage, Qin Luo, Han Chen, and Lu Yao glanced at the audience, and their ears resounded with deafening laughter, and their faces showed bitter joy.

Lu Yao and Han Chen are more confident in this reversal counterattack.

Qin Luo has never doubted himself, what if he is short of more than 1,000 votes? In the face of absolute strength, all conspiracies and tricks are paper tigers!

Those sinister and cunning villains, get ready to receive my eighteen consecutive slaps in the face!

After more than ten seconds, the laughter gradually stopped, and the performance on stage continued.

"There's also good news for you. Han Chen patted Qin Luo's shoulder and continued, "Even if you can buy the grave in full now, we can also give you a coffin." I don't know if you prefer a clamshell or a sliding cover?"

Qin Luo held the urn, looked at him in surprise, and subconsciously asked, "Is there a touch screen?"

Han Chen smiled slightly awkwardly, "I've studied it, and it's discontinued." ”

Lu Yao took the opportunity to ask, "Why?"

Han Chen clapped his hands and sighed, "No one presses." ”

"Hahaha, no one presses, this reason is unassailable. ”

"Touch screen coffin, as long as 998, you can take it home, don't call the phone at the bottom of the screen. ”

"Damn, a coffin has made them make such a stalk, and I can't look directly at the coffin and my phone in the future. ”

"I saw a news on the Internet before, saying that a pregnant woman watched Qin Luo's sketch and caused her amniotic water to break, and the child was born early. Now that I have watched the scene of Qin Luo's sketch, Nima, I feel as if the amniotic fluid in my stomach has broken - my stomach hurts from laughing. ”

"No, I'm going to turn my head away and can't look at it anymore, I'm really going to laugh when I look at it again. ”

On the stage, Han Chen pointed to the big screen behind him, showing a pyramid, and said to Qin Luo: "And this set of tower tombs is the most luxurious Egyptian style in the entire tomb area, and the pyramid symbolizes the wealth and power of the deceased during his lifetime." Hey, if you bury the second uncle, we will hire professional dancers with exotic styles to dance for you. ”

As soon as the words fell, background music sounded, and a prelude to a ghost animal:

"What a cold midwinter

How cold it is in the middle of winter

How cold it is in the middle of winter

Balls (x5)"

"Poof!"

Hearing this background music, everyone at the scene burst into laughter, this front is too magical, and many people subconsciously hummed along when they listened to it - anyway, it was very simple and catchy.

"Huh, this voice seems to be sung by Qin Luo?"

"I'll listen. It's really, it really seems to be Qin Luo's voice. ”

"I'm sure it must be and sure, this is Qin Luo's voice, even if I am deaf, I can still hear it. ”

"Haha, I said that this song is so magical, I want to laugh when I listen to it, it turns out that Qin Luo sang it. That's no wonder. ”

"Originally, I could still hold back my laughter, but when I thought that it was Qin Luo singing, poof......"

However, Qin Luo's singing had just begun.

Han Chen danced to such ghostly and demonic music—a very exaggerated, contrived, and funny kind of dance.

"How cold

I'm playing in the mud in the Northeast

Although the Northeast is not large

I don't have a home in Darien (x4)"

Well, everyone at the scene still underestimated the magic of this song, the magic of the prelude, the magic of the lyrics, and the magic of the chorus, which made people can't hold back the soul of the dance that is about to move in their hearts when they listen to it, and they want to dance along.

Immediately, many people in the audience stood up and danced along with the music.

The music on the stage continued, and Han Chen became more and more exaggerated the more he danced, and he also beckoned Qin Luo to dance along.

Qin Luo didn't seem to be able to hold it anymore, put the urn aside, walked to the center of the stage, and jumped a few times in a mess with such magical music.

The four tutors all smiled from ear to ear, beating Qin Luo to the rhythm of the music one by one.

The most uncontrollable was Lu Yao, who rushed forward directly, squeezed Qin Luo, who was still laughing at himself, and posed in several exaggerated poses, shouting in his mouth, "Ahh......h Ah......h

It's not dancing at all, it's more like dancing the gods.

But so what? When the audience saw this scene, they laughed more fiercely and applauded more enthusiastically.

Even many viewers shouted "ah" with Lu Yao, cheering and cheering for her.

It's better to be happy alone than to be happy!

After singing and dancing for about a minute, the music stopped, and the three of them posed together on the stage, causing another burst of laughter.

Lu Yao's enthusiasm was completely jumped out, and he said excitedly, "I like this, just buy this!"

Some of the audience members who had already seen the play cheered up, "Buy, buy, buy!