"What are you doing in front of my desk? ”

Heh, Gong Zi, this guy is really good at pretending to be stupid, why am I here if I have nothing to do, I'm not a telephone pole.

"I'm waiting for you to write a post-it note, and I'll leave when I'm done. ”

He reached out and fiddled with the post-it note that he had handed over from the classmate next to him, and threw it to me in an extremely chic posture with a few strokes, but unfortunately I only cared about watching him look handsome, and did not pay attention to his actions at all.

Banban ran over in a hurry like a dog whose tail had been trampled on, "Zhong Keyu, can you take a snack, treat the tasks assigned by your superiors to complete them seriously, don't desert, you should be in class, forget about being distracted in class, how can you still be like this when you are performing tasks." ”

It's just too deceitful, I have to inch in, stare at the nose and face, I am kind enough to help this bear child, and now he is actually yelling at me.

I'm gone!

"What's the matter, you're done so quickly, I can't see that you're very efficient. "Seeing that I returned to my seat, Brother Peng came over to talk.

"There are still a few people who haven't written, let this little bastard get it himself, in front of my classmates, he actually counted me down one by one, and I was so angry! ”

Brother Peng shook his fists and smiled evilly at me, "This is not trivial, when he comes back, I will help you vent your anger and move your muscles and bones by the way." ”

Forget it, she has been grinning for days in a casual class, and our grudge is not so deep, I can't push him into the fire pit.

After declining Brother Peng's kindness, I casually took out a test paper in the drawer and caught which subject to write.

It's really fate.,It's Lao Hou's Chinese test paper.,If it were the usual I'd definitely immediately form a ball and stuff it back.,But today's temper is too bad.,It's also a good choice to write and practice writing.。

What I hate the most is writing a typo when writing an essay, if you correct it, you have to scribble on it, which will affect the first impression of people, but if you don't change it, it's a little too awkward, and the words are easy to lead people astray, just when I'm in a dilemma, Banban took that big stack of post-it notes and smashed it on my desk.

Yes, save me from struggling here, he ruined all my compositions, and a very rough black line runs through the entire page of the composition paper, because the quality of the pen rewarded by Mr. Hou is really worrying, and the combination of the two is simply invincible, and the whole test paper is wasted.

He looked at me with a grin, not realizing how much I hated him now, but bragged to me about how good he had just broken with me, and he was very special and unconsciously squeezed into his seat from the small space behind me, and my body was squeezed by him and I had a very intimate contact with my own table, and I felt like my intestines were about to be squeezed out.

I must endure it, otherwise it seems that my strength as a squad leader is too small!

"Oops! Zhong Keyu, why is your school uniform so ugly, are you just turning the pen, all the pen water is thrown on the school uniform, such a big person, it is really ............ Alas, why can't you be as mature as I am? ”

Anyway, it's class time, and the monitoring can't control me, so I finally decided to break out when I couldn't bear it anymore.

"Banban, have you noticed that you have been particularly special and special in the past two days, since you won the bet with Lin Shucong. ”

Banban shook his head in confusion and said, "Yes? No, I think I'm still the same as before." ”

"No, you're a little floaty now, your IQ is steadily declining, and most importantly you've been me off for the past few days, and I've finally decided to beat you up now. For justice!"

As the old saying goes, "a gentleman doesn't use his hands", but I prefer "don't be blind if you can do it", after all, the latter is in line with the rhythm of life and ideas of our modern people.

Speaking of which, it's time to slap this little fat pig with no one in his eyes.

Banban: "There's no room for negotiation? ”

"That's right, I'm so angry if I don't beat you!" I said, and it was true, but now my anger had mostly subsided, and now I was just making fun of him and livening up the atmosphere.

"Okay, then you wait, I'll call someone, don't run, if you have the ability, you just wait here, whoever runs is the turtle bastard. Banban said, and with that, he got up and rushed out.

Blame me for being careless, knowing that his IQ has been low lately, and still playing this kind of joke with him.

"Why don't you call someone, aren't you two going to fight?" Brother Peng asked me.

"But pull it down, he can still call someone to help him, I know almost all the people he knows, and he knows almost all the people I know, even if he calls people, it's purely to come and see the excitement. It's impossible to call someone, maybe he's going out to pee. ”

"I really envy the two of you, this is about to be a placement test, the whole class is not in a hurry for the two of you, you are not in a hurry and you still said the past, you said that Banban is stupid, can he enter the rocket class like this?"

I really don't dare to say this, his aunt is the biggest official in our school, even if he can't get in, he should be able to stuff him. This seems to be an issue that requires serious consideration.

Peng Meijia frowned and glanced at the clock on the blackboard, and after a long sigh of relief, she began to lie on the table and study seriously.

After a while, Banban came back with the person he shouted, it was Lao Hou. In fact, I should have thought that the task of post-it notes was completed, and of course he should have gone to Lao Hou to invite credit as soon as possible.

On the surface, he looks like a little stupid pig, who knew that he was an old fox, no wonder he could make a lot of money when he opened a bubble tea shop, this profiteer.

He walked over in a pretending manner, and Lao Hou followed him not far away, and the closer he was, the more real the lewd smile on his face became.

As soon as he picked up the pile of post-it notes on the table and was about to turn around to show Lao Hou, Lao Hou spoke, "Why is the blackboard eraser in our class broken? Which teacher has so much strength, I remember that this was only sent out this semester." ”

Banban's whole person was petrified, frozen in front of my eyes, and the lewd smile just now froze.

Why don't you stop laughing and keep laughing, didn't you laugh quite happily just now?