Chapter 306: The rivers and lakes are sinister
Blame me? It's obvious that he is stupid, and he doesn't think about the consequences before doing things, even if he wants to destroy the evidence of the crime, he must pay attention to ways and means.
"Don't keep laughing, hurry up and help me find a way! If Teacher Hou knows that I threw her report card in the classroom into the trash, she doesn't know how to toss me!"
I swear, I really didn't smile, I just unconsciously raised the corners of my mouth, although I usually prefer to fall into the well, but today I am too sleepy, I really can't be interested.
After thinking for a while, I said, "Why don't you go to Mr. Hou and take the initiative to confess, and strive for leniency, this is the best way so far." ”
Ban Ban resolutely refused to adopt the method I wanted, because he felt that Teacher Hou was very fat and terrible, and there was an inscrutable heart hidden under that chubby little fat face.
If you want me to say that he is still too cowardly, in the final analysis, he is just afraid that Teacher Hou will urge him to do that big stack of test papers, and Banban chose the latter between early death and late death.
I think Banban is getting closer and closer to death, and I hope he won't pull me into the water when the time comes.
"Zhong Keyu, you see, you have such a good relationship with Teacher Hou, and she likes you so much, why don't you beg her and ask her for another report card. ”
I really underestimated Banban, he was ready to pull me into the water right now, "I won't go, her tantrum may nagging me again." ”
Banban: "Can you bear to see death and not save you?"
"Of course bear with me, I usually don't save you less, so once or twice, you should be able to survive. ”
"Hey, did you two see the report card on the podium, it was still there just now, and now I can't find it. Peng Meijia suddenly pushed the door and walked out.
Ahh
"That, that, the transcript, right? Uh, it's just a piece of paper, right? Like I saw it, yes, I saw it, and I fell downstairs. "Ban Ban Dong is talking about everything, and at first glance, he has a ghost in his heart.
Peng Meijia leaned on the railing and looked down in disbelief, "Why didn't you see it?"
It's weird to see it, that report card is still lying in the trash can waiting for you to rescue it.
Banban pushed me forward, "Zhong Keyu got it down, you let him point it to you, he knows where it fell." ”
The rivers and lakes are sinister, and the enemy strikes regardless of time or wrong. I have to guard against it!
"Zhong Keyu, come over and show me quickly, where did the report card go, why can't I see it!" Peng Meijia said in a hurry.
Where am I going to point her out, knowing that this is Ban Ban's lie, I have to help him deceive people, my conscience hurts, "I'll point it to you, don't worry." ”
Then I pretended to blind a few fingers, and finally prepared to end in a hurry with a sentence of "The wind is too strong, it should have blown away", just when my hand was dangling, an unexpected situation appeared again, and Xu Xiaoyan suddenly appeared at the place I was pointing. It's such a coincidence, God is really joking.
"Hi, Zhong Keyu, long time no see. "Because it's on the second floor, I can hear Xu Xiaoyan's voice very clearly, as do Banban and Peng Meijia.
I grinned awkwardly and squeezed out a smile, "Long time no see." ”
"Come up and play together, I haven't beaten the bell yet, it's very early. ”
Ban Ban is really hospitable, his mess has not been cleaned up yet, and he still has the leisure to greet Xu Xiaoyan, and the two of them should not know each other, it is estimated that people don't even know what his surname is.
Peng Meijia glanced back at Banban fiercely, and walked straight to the house, and Xu Xiaoyan's voice immediately came downstairs, "No, I'll come to play with you another day, I'm going back to sort out the wrong book." Goodbye. ”
I wonder why she added "us", she was invited by Banban to play, and it wasn't me, why did she piggyback on me. I have a lot of opinions.
Banban: "It's really disappointing, why did she leave?"
"Don't stay here anymore and watch you in a daze! You should be like you, doing nothing all day long, except pit me or pit me. I said.
After that, I went back to the classroom, I didn't bother to listen to his explanation, and I knew what he would explain, it was nothing more than a bunch of nonsense.
"Hey, hey, don't go, the matter of the transcript hasn't been discussed yet, how to solve it............"
Other students in the class began to come to the classroom one after another, few students are the kind of energetic, I think most people are taking advantage of the noon time to sort out and correct the wrong book, which is also one of the unwritten bullshit rules of the first middle school, after each exam, whether it is a big test or a small test, all the wrong questions must be sorted out in their own error book, and the class teacher must check from time to time.
Other people worship this rule very much, and the students in the experimental class are even more respectful, thinking that as long as they have a wrong question book, as long as they sort out the wrong questions, then they will definitely be able to make such questions in the next exam. As a result, their blind confidence and perfunctory work did not work as well as they should, but wasted a lot of time. I'm different, I'm lazy and picky, I don't have time to tidy up, and I don't have money to buy paper and pens.
Fortunately, Mr. Hou, the evil ruler of the exploiting class, never checked my mistake book. My comrades-in-arms also have the pig head class, it seems that there are only two of us in our class, as an excellent pig teammate, every time he checks him, he will be found by Mr. Hou without exception, and his excuses and reasons are endless, either that the correction book fell in the dormitory, or that the correction book ran out and didn't have time to buy a new book.
Thinking of this, I suddenly understood why Mr. Hou gave him a lot of pens and several books, so as to cut off his excuse for not sorting out and correcting the wrong book from the source, Mr. Hou, a fat woman, is really quite smart.
Before class, many students came to me to ask for their transcripts, which is understandable, because there is not much time left before the next exam, and they must be clear about their position in the shortest possible time to formulate a detailed battle plan to overtake the opponents who stand in front of them.
This made me very passive, they asked me to always ask for a transcript I can't answer I don't know, Peng Meijia is sitting on the seat less than two meters away from me, if I say I don't know, it will be very pretentious, but I can't tell the truth, I can only tell them to wait for me to take the time to find Mr. Hou to get a new copy between classes.
Every time someone came to ask, Banban hid his whole body in a book, and when I sent him away, he would come out again, obviously being a thief. Take a hundred plating "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the claw book house again" The latest chapter is the first time to read for free.