Chapter 307: Commanding the Heroes
When I asked for the report card, Lao Hou gave me another problem, asking me to make a place at the back of the classroom after I returned to the classroom, and then pasted the goals and plans of the next exam for the whole class on it, and said that it was to jointly supervise each other's progress.
I agreed, anyway, it's just a matter of words, if I do something else tricky, I will definitely refuse, because I am still holding grudges.
What I never expected was that one-third of the more than 60 people in our class refused her request, which is troublesome, I promised Lao Hou, if I want to break my promise, then I will definitely be looked down upon by her.
After some deliberation............... Anyway, it's going to be a placement test soon, and I'll be able to escape from Lao Hou's Five Finger Mountain right away, so I can't be so embarrassed.
Looking at the post-it notes handed in by two-thirds of my classmates, my expression can be described as dumbfounded, my heart is higher than the sky, my goal can be comparable to Mount Everest, and I am not afraid of suffocating myself to death due to lack of oxygen............
For other students other than the class, I expressed my convincing, some threatened to be admitted to the top ten of the whole grade, some bragged that they would improve by 100, and some wanted to kill the top one. Banban's goal is the most normal one except me, he wrote "Eat and sleep well every day, study well, come on!! the lowest goal is to eat more than Zhong Keyu, sleep longer than Zhong Keyu, and learn more than Zhong Keyu X." That's right, that's what he wrote on the post-it note, and it was indeed an X. What I wrote was "Eat well, sleep well, study well, refuel!! minimum goal is one chicken leg per meal, sleep for eight hours, and study for ten hours. ”
I put it up, and put the two of us together, so that everyone could monitor us effectively, and I wanted to see if Banban could eat more than me.
Lao Hou's face turned green when he saw it, and he called the two of us to the office to split his head and cover his face, "What goal are you two set, one is the first place in the class, and the other is the student who made the most progress in the last exam, how can such a goal be put on the table, you are embarrassed to paste it on it." ”
What's so embarrassing, I buy the chicken legs myself, I don't steal and don't rob, and sleeping is also my own business, she is too lenient, so it is difficult for us to make bold ambitions before we give up.
"Mr. Hou, I think the goal I set is very good, and I guarantee that it can be completed. Banban held his chest up, his appearance was extremely awesome, and he was not afraid of angering Lao Hou at all.
With the experience of being beaten a few times last time, I was much more honest, standing aside quietly, not saying any superfluous nonsense, I didn't move if the enemy didn't move, and this time I was ready to strike later.
"Okay, okay, you big-headed ghost, I knew that you must be looking at what Zhong Keyu wrote, and then imitate it, why don't you learn a little better, okay, don't learn these messes, go back and tear it up for me quickly, and rewrite it!"
I watched Lao Hou's spittle all hit Ban Ban in the face, and let him dodge left and right, without avoiding it too much, "Teacher Hou, you dissipate your anger, won't we go back and tear it off?" Write a new one, it will definitely satisfy you." "That's what Banban said, I didn't say it, that's my goal, and I don't plan to change it.
"It's good to know, go back and tear it for me quickly, I'm upset when I see it. By the way, why did you post so many photos, is there someone who didn't write them?" asked Mr. Hou.
I said, "Yes, some of my classmates didn't write it because they didn't think it was useful." ”
Lao Hou slapped the table vigorously, "It's useless to go, who told them it's useless......"
Banban said crisply, "It's not me. ”
Teacher Hou was furious and glared at me fiercely, only making me stunned, "Don't look at me, it's not me!"
It's not fun to shoot it, Lao Hou slapped her desk again, what kind of grudge is this, do you have to slap this table apart before she is willing.
"No, I was not satisfied with the target wall at the back, so I tore them all off and rebuilt them, and everyone wrote and pasted their goals again, and the handwriting must be neat, so that it looks comfortable. ”
Hehe, Lao Hou's words are really funny, who has nothing to look at that broken thing in the back of the classroom, I don't even have time to write homework and have the leisure to look at what target wall, it's just just talk on paper, and it's useless!
I said, "I haven't had time to do too much homework lately, so if you go to the class and talk about it yourself, your classmates will definitely listen to you." ”
She looked at me very unexpectedly, as if to say, "You tease me, when did you hand in your homework".
"I have time, I have time, Mr. Hou will leave this matter to me, and I will definitely do it for you. ”
Then Teacher Hou really handed over the matter to Banban. One dares to say it, and the other dares to do it, which is worthy of being a pro-master and apprentice.
After Banban went out, he said proudly: "I also experience the feeling of commanding the heroes." ”
Commanding the heroes??? head kicked by a donkey or squeezed by the door, doing this kind of idiot martial arts dream in broad daylight............
"Zhong Keyu, it's all up to you to help me this time, I'll invite you to eat chicken legs when this is done. ”
"Thank you, no, I've been sick to my stomach lately and don't want to eat chicken legs, so you'd better go find your heroes. I said.
"No, you're the leader of the pack, how can you do it without you. Banban clutched my sleeve and said aggrievedly.
He picked up the burden himself, and now he wants me to pick it up, so I'm not so stupid and decisively refuse.
Out of curiosity, I asked, "Why are you so kind this time, and you hide faster than anyone else if there is any work that needs to be done in the class?"
"You don't understand this, I'll do some work for Teacher Hou to behave herself, maybe she will forget about the big stack of test papers as soon as she is happy. ”
I knew that he was not so kind, he would work for Lao Hou for no reason, but this time he was afraid that he was thinking too simply, Lao Hou was not that kind of person at all, she would not take this matter to heart at all, to put it bluntly, there was no reward for doing a good job, and if she didn't do well, she would be buried.
After all, he is still young!The stupid person took the initiative to jump into the pit, "Then who are your heroes?" The people in our class who can command him can count them with a slap, it is nothing more than me and Zhong Xiaojie and Peng Meijia, plus his own sister, Peng Meijia has been in a bad mood recently, so there are only three left.
"Guess?"
"Don't talk about pulling down. I flicked my sleeve and walked towards the classroom. Take a hundred plating "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the claw book house again" The latest chapter is the first time to read for free.