"Let me talk about cross talk, this really stumps me, my understanding of cross talk stops at the four basic lessons of cross talk - eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling......"

On stage, Wang Xiaobai said, it was quite normal at first, but who knows the next moment, this burden will come, which caught the two professional cross talk actors off guard.

"Alas, you can wait a while!" Fortunately, Lao Guo's instinctive reaction stopped.

"What's wrong?"

"The basic homework of this cross talk is eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling!"

"That's?"

"Let's learn to sing!"

The two said in unison.

"Changed?" Wang Xiaobai said in surprise.

"It's changed, it's always been like this!" Lao Guo said insistively.

"Oh. He suddenly realized, and then continued: "The big guy may not know, I have known Teacher Yu Qian for a long time, and I have a good relationship in private. ”

"Good buddy. Yu Qian said with a smile, in fact, this is the first time the two have met, but cross talk actors have always been famous for talking nonsense. For a burden, I can start to make friends from the eight generations of my ancestors.

"Teacher Yu Qian's three hobbies also know the big guys-" With that, he put his hand on his ear and made a horn look.

The audience in the audience was very face-saving and shouted: "Smoking, drinking, burning your head!"

"It's not all right, come, do it again!" Wang Xiaobai said happily.

"Smoking, drinking, perming your hair!"

The audience continued to shout, and their voices were much more neat.

"It seems that the news has spread far enough. Yu Qian said with a smile.

"Haha, speaking of which, last time I drank with Teacher Yu Qian, Teacher Yu Qian drank too much, so he had to invite me to the house as a guest. Everyone knows Teacher Yu......"

"Welcoming. Lao Guo was holding it on the side.

—Fake politeness. Wang Xiaobai said with a disdainful face.

"Well, I can't cover it up. Lao Guo laughed, and he was also amused by his burden.

"At that time, Teacher Yu also drank too much, I thought it would be okay, I would send Teacher Yu to the ground and I would go back. When I got home and entered the house, Mr. Yu wanted to show off his newly bought house with me. Wang Xiaobai said, and then gestured, and said in a drunken tone: "Xiaobai, come, look at this, refrigerator." ”

"Oh, the fridge. Lao Guo repeated with a clear accent, so that the audience would not understand.

"I'm rich, too. Yu Qian followed and blackened himself.

"This, color TV!"

"Color TV. ”

"I also drank too much, and two of them didn't have enough money to show off. ”

"This is the living room, let's go, I'll take you up to my bedroom. Wang Xiaobai learned to speak with Yu Qian.

"Bedroom?" The expression on Lao Guo's face was very exciting, and there was surprise and anticipation.

The kind of cheap and unsearchable look made the audience lean forward and backward with laughter.

"I've really drunk too much. Yu Qian looked helpless and couldn't dismantle the stage.

"I was just like you at the time, I was so shocked, is it appropriate for me to go to such a private place? Later, I thought about it, okay, I helped Teacher Yu to the bed and fell asleep, and I went back. ”

"It's good, it's good. ”

"Click, as soon as you open the door, Xiaobai, do you see, this bed. ”

"Is this worth showing?"

"This woman on the bed, my daughter-in-law!" Wang Xiaobai said.

"Oh my God, Teacher Yu is so hospitable. Lao Guo said with a smile.

"How much have I drunk?" Yu Qian was particularly helpless.

"I ...... this man on this bed," Wang Xiaobai continued.

"Heh, the case has been solved!" Lao Guo exclaimed.

Sigh!

Suddenly, the audience boiled.

Wang Xiaobai's burden sounded completely, and the audience gave the highest level of response.

Listening to the applause and cheers below, Wang Xiaobai said with a smile: "As the saying goes, if you don't laugh crookedly, you can't say that cross talk is fake, don't really believe it." ”

"That's it. ”

"But I affirm that everything in Mr. Yu's family is true. Wang Xiaobai turned his head and said again.

"Hey, you didn't spare me when you arrived. Yu Qian was particularly helpless.

"Mr. Yu is really a good person, humble and polite to his peers, and caring for his juniors. ”

"That's, there's nothing to say about character. Lao Guo said.

"Thank you both for holding me up. "Yu Qian.

Wang Xiaobai continued: "As far as I know, this Teacher Yu is also a very fashionable person, I heard that you have recently become obsessed with pushing Bo?"

"We also have to be exposed to new things, don't we?" said Yu Qian with a smile.

"One day, Mr. Yu was talking about cross talk on stage, and a new pack of cigarettes was left aside, which was a bad thing. Say that there can be good people in cross talk? Let's talk about these cross talkers, kill first and then try them, and there are no unjust, false and wrongful cases. ”

"Hey, what a sin to talk about cross talk. ”

Lao Guo said with a wry smile helplessly.

"Then what's going on with me?" Yu Qian said, pulling the rhythm back.

Wang Xiaobai said: "This time, a box of cigarettes is gone. Don't guess, it must have been taken by the kids in the background (pronounced zei). ”

"It's kidding me. ”

Yu Qian said.

Teacher Yu was not in a hurry when he saw that the cigarette was gone, picked up his mobile phone, and posted a tweet on the tweet - I didn't say it, it doesn't mean I don't know. ”

"It's on point to them. ”

Lao Guo said.

"And the result?"

"Within five minutes, Mr. Yu's daughter-in-law sent a text message - I'm sorry!" he said decently.

"So, don't keep tweeting in the future, it will affect the relationship between husband and wife?"

"I've solved the case!" Yu Qian shouted.

Sigh!

The audience shouted, and they couldn't be amused by him.

……

In less than 20 minutes, Yu Qian was "green" four times, Lao Guo's wife became "after the eunuch", and Yu Qian's wife became "the young lady of the rich and noble family - the rich and noble family is a song and dance hall in the capital".

And the audience couldn't be happy, laughing once a minute on average, and the laughter was so dense that Lao Guo and Yu Qian on the stage were surprised.

And no one knows that after this cross talk, Lao Guo, the leader of cross talk, has risen since then, and will carry forward the cross talk that has long been in decline again.

But that's all for later.

Wang Xiaobai made fun of the two cross talk actors on stage, and he couldn't be happy.

But he never expected that at this time, three women quietly appeared in the theater.

"He is really idle, he doesn't go to a good roadshow, and he comes here to talk about cross talk. ”

Offstage, three women sat at a table in the front row, and Liu Wenya said with a little teasing.

"Sister Bingbing, what should we do? Pull him off the stage directly?" Xue Ning asked, her boss is now happy like a peony flower on stage, she doesn't dare to go on stage to make trouble, she has to listen to the arrangement of the eldest sister.

Murong Bing thought for a while and said, "Call the staff in the venue." ”

"Okay. ”

After a while, Xue Ning came with a staff member.

As soon as he saw Murong Bing, that person was stunned, and then looked at Wang Xiaobai, who was talking cross talk on stage, and instantly understood something, and the smile on his face was extremely exciting.

Murong Bing said a few words to the staff, and the man left with the task.

On stage, the cross talk performance has ended, and the three are ready to step down.

At this time, the staff member appeared on the stage and stopped the three of them.

Anyone who has listened to cross talk knows that this is called a comeback.

The encore is the highest praise for the cross talk actors, indicating that the audience has not heard enough and wants to listen to a few more paragraphs.

Lao Guo and Yu Qian looked at Wang Xiaobai, this was waiting for him.

Wang Xiaobai just came to make a cameo temporarily, how can it really make people keep talking?

Wang Xiaobai also had a good time, and said with a smile: "Then let's talk about it for a while." ”

So, the three of them came to the stage again.

"The big guys are very enthusiastic, and I don't know how much it cost you to listen to a cross talk here. Some cost 800, some spent 500, and no matter how much money was spent, this kind of happiness is something you can't buy back with money. Wang Xiaobai said.

"That's right. ”

"After eating, you watch TV at home, take out 800 yuan and put it on the table, you can't be happy looking at these 800 yuan. ”

"What's the fun then?"

"If you are happy, you will not be cured of this disease for 800 yuan. Wang Xiaobai said.

Less than a minute after he came on stage, Wang Xiaobai threw out another burden, which immediately attracted applause from the audience.

"To tell you the truth, it is my honor to be here today with two masters in the cross talk world. ”

"Oh, you really dare to hold it. ”

"This is all heartfelt words, this is to say that cross talk has to find this kind of virtue and art, unlike those hairless little boys with no hair on their mouths, they are annoying, they open their mouths and say that I am your father, I am your grandfather, I am your father, I am your grandfather......"

These two sentences, he said back and forth to these two people.

The first time it was nothing, but the second time, everyone came to their senses and laughed.

"Alas, you wait a minute!"

"You don't have to say much!"

The two of them said angrily.

"Look at you two like this, rush up when you get cheap. Instead, he scolded them angrily.

"Well, what a big advantage we have. ”

The two of them couldn't laugh or cry.

"Don't fight, if I become the emperor one day, I will make you the eldest prince and the second prince!" he pointed to the two of them, and the arrangement was clear.

"Wait a while, where is the eldest prince and the second prince?" Lao Guo said, "Why is he the eldest prince!"

"Do you have a score?" Yu Qian pointed at Lao Guo unconvinced, and said, "Why can't I be the eldest prince? What kind of friendship do I have with my father!"

"Hahaha!"

"Phew!"

The applause on the stage continued, and I was amused by this swishing servant.

……

Soon, a five-minute little encore was over.

The three of them stepped down, but they didn't take two steps, and another staff member came to the stage and stopped the person back.

Wang Xiaobai was already a little dissatisfied at this time, but the audience shouted loudly, and he himself was very happy what he said just now, so he continued to go back and say a paragraph.

Five minutes later, the second small return was also finished, and then the staff took the stage again.

Wang Xiaobai was really a little angry at this time, and said: "What table of guests is this, and it has been called to return?

"Was a guest at table 15. Said the staff.

"Where, I want to see what this local tyrant looks like. Wang Xiaobai said indignantly that the return of the cross talk actor is not a return for nothing, and it will only return if the guests reward a certain amount.

These three small returns have to be spent at least 3,000 yuan.

"Where? I'll see. ”

"There, just the table in the corner......"

Wang Xiaobai looked in the direction he pointed, and suddenly his face turned pale, it's over, it's going to die now.

Several people also saw his gaze, Liu Wenya had a charming and seductive smile on her face, and Xue Ning beckoned at him.

And Murong Bing's face didn't have a look, just his mouth moved slightly, and he said a few words with his mouth - "Have you had enough?"

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