Three hours before the premiere of "The God of Medicine", "The God of Medicine" became popular on Twitter.

The fire was a mess, and the fire had no warning, and it directly blinded Yunhai Entertainment, which was responsible for the promotion of "God of Medicine".

The director of the publicity and distribution department of Yunhai Entertainment looked at a tweet posted by the official blog of "God of Medicine", and asked his subordinates: "Is this the publicity and distribution done by Xingchen Dahai?"

“…… Probably...... Right?"

"But if they are doing publicity, why don't they tell us beforehand? The director asked, puzzled.

The subordinates looked at the official blog of "God of Medicine", which was on the first hot search, and in less than an hour and a half, there were 30,000 comments, more than 400,000 retweets, more than one million likes, and more than 5 million popularity, leading the second place in the hot search by more than 3 million.

After a while, he said, "...... I guess I think it's ...... There's no need for it...... Right?"

In a word, the director fell into silence and couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.

After a long time, he said, "Or...... Next time, let's try it, the missing person notice, it's interesting......"

Yes, under Murong Bing's arrangement, the official blog of "God of Medicine" posted two tweets. The first content of the promotion is about the first roadshow originally scheduled in Jiangcheng, and it was temporarily decided to be in Beijing. And the fire is another push, which even has punctuation marks.

The content of the tweet is as follows:

Missing Person Notice:

At 6 o'clock in the afternoon today (September 30), Mr. Wang Xiaobai, the chairman of our company, a famous director, actor, singer, screenwriter, songwriter and dancer, was lost on the way to the premiere ceremony of "God of Medicine". When he was lost, he was wearing a gray long tweed coat, a light-colored sweater, black slacks, a light-colored backpack, a dark hat, sunglasses, and a mask.

If you have any information, please contact our company as soon as possible, thank you.

Contact: Miss Li.

Contact: 021-8673xxx.

The first wave of fans who saw the news thought it was a stolen account, and kindly reminded them.

But as Murong Bing, Chu Tiange, Ling Yan'er, Yu Shan, Wang Bo, Wang Baobao and other artists of the sea of stars have forwarded it, it is only then that they understand that they are serious.

Netizens laughed like crazy, and there were people who ridiculed their own bosses like this?

"The employees who feel sorry for the sea of stars have become mentally retarded bosses. ”

"The pig hit the tree, Wang Xiaobai hit the pig, right?"

"I just thought this was a hype trick by the sea of stars, but when I saw the previous push blog that changed the premiere, and then contacted Wang Xiaobai's push blog to watch the military parade in the capital, I came to a funny conclusion - Wang Xiaobai ran away from home!"

“……”

And under Wang Xiaobai's push blog, a group of netizens ridiculed wildly.

"Wang Xiaobai, your employees called you back to work overtime!"

"I hope the public can have more love and help mentally handicapped children go home as soon as possible!"

"I have turned around, I will do my best to help mentally handicapped children go home......"

"Seeing you people say this about Wang Xiaobai, I really can't stand it......! Turned, help mentally handicapped children go home!"

"Second battalion commander, put Lao Tzu's Italian ...... Bring it up and give it to your allies!"

“……”

Wang Xiaobai didn't know anything about the ridicule of netizens, the collective insomnia of Xingchen Hai's employees, and the fact that Murong Bing and others stepped on the plane to the capital.

At ten o'clock in the middle of the night, Wang Xiaobai wandered around the overpass.

"Damn, this girl is really big...... No, it's white...... , that's not bad, it's so cool to wear, is the home condition so difficult......"

He squatted on the street corner, eating skewers, looking at the people passing by, and couldn't help but sigh.

I always live in Jiangcheng, so I have lost touch with society, and I didn't expect that in the capital, the best place, there are girls with such difficult family conditions.

As a socially responsible entrepreneur, I would like to take in 8-10 women who cannot afford to wear clothes and live on the streets, between 18-26 years old, 165-172 cm tall and 85-95 kg in weight. Bright eyes, empathetic, delicate skin, and a good countenance. Do what I can, help one is one! After all, energy is limited.

Of course, this is just a thought.

Wang Xiaobai, who had nothing to do in the hotel, decided to wander around, but he didn't know where to go, so he walked around the hotel.

Coincidentally, he looked up and saw a theater called "Deyun Crosstalk", which was idle and idle, so it was better to go in and take a look.

Buy a ticket and go in to check it in.

He bought a relatively high position, so he didn't have to be fully armed anymore, took off his sunglasses, and waited slowly.

In the middle of the morning, the host came to the stage to announce the curtain.

Subsequently, two cross talk actors took the stage.

One tall and one short, wearing a black coat.

The short man is a small black fat man, with a coquettish peach heart and short hair.

The tall man has loose skin, looks like a mother-in-law, and has a particularly fashionable perm.

Student Guo Degang. ”

"Yu Qian. ”

"For all the parents who are fed and clothed!"

The two of them hugged their fists with ease.

These two people have created a great reputation in the cross talk circle in Beijing, and those who came to listen to cross talk tonight are all here for these two corners.

"Everyone who often listens to cross talk knows that our cross talk pays attention to four homework - speaking, learning and singing. ”

"Well, yes. ”

……

The two of them are talking about an old joke called "Selling Cloth Heads".

The two have been working together for many years, and they know each other very well and are very harmonious.

Everyone in the audience was not happy, but Wang Xiaobai frowned frequently, although the skills of these two people are very good, but the joke is too old and there is nothing new, it is difficult to make him laugh.

He listened for a moment, then stood up silently and prepared to leave.

"Alas, alas, why is this one going?"

Seeing that he was leaving, Guo Degang shouted, ready to smash him.

The so-called smashing refers to the jokes in which cross talk actors tease each other during performances to make the audience laugh.

Some also like to use the audience to smash and hang, but this size has to be grasped well, if the audience is anxious, it will be light to hit you half-body.

"Don't make a fuss, people are going to go to the toilet......"

Yu Qian continued.

"Then I wish you all the best!" Seeing that Wang Xiaobai didn't pick up the stubble, Guo Degang was also very knowledgeable, and said with a smile.

Suddenly, he shouted again: "Alas, who is that, you wait a while!"

"What's wrong with you, stepping on your tail (yi), you're in a hurry?" Yu Qian shouted, helping Guo Degang to carry it, for fear of annoying Wang Xiaobai, the audience.

"I think this guy is like a person...... What is it called...... There is another movie of his that will be released tonight...... "Guo Degang doesn't look like a fool at this moment, and he thinks about it very seriously."

"You said that it was Wang Xiaobai, right?" Yu Qian held it, and laughed and teased: "You take yourself too seriously, how big is Wang Xiaobai?

"I really think it's him...... Dude, stay ......" he shouted, and the audience turned their curious eyes on Wang Xiaobai.

Seeing this, Wang Xiaobai's pace was faster, and the brim of his hat was pressed down to prevent being recognized.

"Excuse me, the surrounding audience, help stop it and see if it's Wang Xiaobai. ”

Guo Degang shouted, and the surrounding audience had already begun to act.

Wang Xiaobai had no choice but to stop, take off his hat, and say, "Yes, it's me." ”

"Damn!

"Damn, I've made a lot of money this time!"

He ...... Why did he come to listen to cross talk?"

"Didn't you say everything about the stars and the sea, Wang Xiaobai ran away from home!"

"Damn, Lao Guo has made a lot of money this time!"

"Quick, tweet, the mentally handicapped child has found it!"

……

A group of people shouted loudly, and the appearance of Wang Xiaobai made this theater of more than 1,000 people fall into a boiling all of a sudden.

"It's really Wang Xiaobai and Wang Dao, you can come to listen to my cross talk, it's really my three lives, it's full of glory!"

Guo Degang shouted loudly.

Wang Xiaobai clenched his fists and expressed his gratitude.

Guo Degang continued: "Director Wang, since you are here, you can't leave so easily, otherwise these more than 1,000 people will have to smash me here." ”

"It's still light if you smash it, if you let Wang Xiaobai go, you won't have to worry about running out of food in your life. Yu Qian laughed and teased.

"That's not it, I can honestly lie in the ICU of the hospital in my life, and someone will ......take feces and urine every day," Guo Degang said with a smile, "Please Director Wang come to the stage." ”

At this time, a staff member came over and invited him to the stage.

Looking at the boiling theater, Wang Xiaobai knew that he couldn't leave if he wanted to, so he could only go on stage.

After taking the stage, Guo Degang and Yu Qian warmly shook hands with him.

Afterwards, the three of them stood on the stage together.

Guo Degang said: "Director Wang, your movie is about to be released tonight, how can you have the time to listen to cross talk?"

"I'm here to see tomorrow's parade, and I'll take a stroll when I'm idle at night. ”

"After listening to the cross talk, go to the roadshow of "God of Medicine"?" Yu Qian asked.

"Roadshow?!"

Wang Xiaobai was stunned, and then his head exploded.

Damn, how did I forget this.

What's the matter?

But you can't be timid on stage.

He suddenly realized: "Yes, I will participate in the roadshow later!"

"Hahaha!"

Seeing his composure, the audience was overjoyed.

Now how many people don't know that Wang Xiaobai released a big pigeon?

"Has Director Wang heard cross talk before?"

"I've heard it a few times, but it's the first time I've been in the field. ”

"Oh, how embarrassing is that! Director Wang's first time, that's it...... I'm really grateful to Dade!" Guo Degang looked embarrassed, and directly smashed Wang Xiaobai.

Sigh!

The audience laughed loudly, Guo Degang's smashing effect was good.

Wang Xiaobai's face is dark, you peachy little black fat man, even I dare to provoke?

"Just kidding, just kidding, Director Wang must not forget to go to his heart. Yu Qian apologized on the side.

Wang Xiaobai said with a smile: "It's okay, it's okay, didn't the cross talk say that there is no size on the stage, and there are rules off the stage." To Mr. Guo Gang, I ......"

"Alas, wait a minute!" Guo Degang shouted, "It seems that my fame is still not good, and Director Wang doesn't even remember my name." ”

"And who are you?"

Student Guo Degang. Guo Degang said.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I accidentally made you lack virtue. Wang Xiaobai said with a smile.

Guo Degang was stunned, and Yu Qian was also confused.

Sigh!

The audience reacted violently, Guo Degang, who has always squeezed people to death on stage, was speechless by Wang Xiaobai, which made the audience very happy.

"Haha, this time Lao Guo has met an opponent. Yu Qian also said with a smile.

Guo Degang doesn't mind, cross talk actors do shameless work.

Guo Degang smiled and said, "Director Wang, do you know who this person next to me is?"

"What about testing me? Can I know this?" Wang Xiaobai glared and shouted loudly: "Isn't this a donkey teacher? Your good partner ......"

"Alas, wait a minute, when your name comes out, why do I think it's so much to make up?" Yu Qian said with a black line on his face.

"That's?"

"Yu Qian. Yu Qian said.

"Oh, Fishbian. Wang Xiaobai suddenly realized.

“…… Alas, you wait a little longer. Yu Qian was anxious and shouted loudly, "Why is this getting smaller and smaller?"

"Haha, just a little joke with the two of you, don't mind. Wang Xiaobai said with a smile.

Of course Guo Degang wouldn't mind, he wished that Wang Xiaobai's mouth would be more poisonous.

His little eyes rolled slightly, and he suddenly smiled and said, "Director Wang, you see that you are here, do you want to talk to us on stage for a cross talk?"

"This ......"

Wang Xiaobai wanted to refuse.

"Say a paragraph, say a paragraph!"

The audience roared.

Wang Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "Then let's talk about it." ”

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