Chapter 302: Survive in the Cracks
"You're so right, Teacher Hou gave me such a big stack of test papers, that's my private property, I can deal with it as I like, she shouldn't be able to control it. Banban looked at me, his mouth was very big, and his eyes were like two big brass bells, shining straight out.
Although I dodged left and right, I was still hit by his unknown laser, and when I was injured, Banban took advantage of the danger to grab my hand and said, "Zhong Keyu, you go to contact the buyer, and after selling the money, we will open the two of us." ”
"Am I seven, you are three?" I said.
"I'm seven and you, you greedy fellow, and you're worried about my money. Banban let go of his grip on me, took the large stack of test papers in my hand, and held them in his arms as if they were treasures.
"If you don't do it, it's either five or five, or I'll be seven and you three, you can choose for yourself. "I said that to deal with a petty money fan like Banban, you have to make a little disparity between the profits of the enemy and us, so that he will give in.
"It's not impossible to open five or five times, then I will give you 50% of the market price of these materials, you pay me cash, and you can sell them, and the difference in the middle is all yours, can you, you see that you will not have any loss, if you can't sell it, you can keep it yourself, how about it? Banban said happily.
I'm going to take the risk all by myself, and he's better to take the cash and stay where it's cool and go by himself, and I won't agree to this kind of unequal agreement.
"No! I said solemnly.
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Just when the two of us were struggling, the voice that had just clucked appeared in the classroom again, "Come on, come on, the top 100 students in the whole grade have come to receive the prizes." ”
Banban: "Great, I sold these prizes and exchanged them all for money, hahaha." ”
This guy is really crazy about money, I shook my head secretly, "Zhong Keyu, hurry up and come over to receive the prize, you are the first, hurry up." "When I heard that there was a prize to receive, I also hurriedly ran up, and I sold it and I went to exchange it for some money, I can't just let Banban make a fortune alone.
When I got closer, I heard the sound of heartbreak, and Mr. Hou handed me a carbon pen and a notebook. The pen is the kind of one yuan, and the notebook is the kind of ten yuan and five, which is only three yuan when converted into yuan, and it is really a long way to make a fortune.
"What's the matter, I'm not happy to receive the prize?" asked Mr. Hou.
Hearing her ask, I thought there was some special gift hidden in the back, and I said very hypocritically, "It's okay, I'm very happy, I will study hard and strive for better results in the next exam." ”
Teacher Hou smiled very contentedly, "Give you another pen, come on! I'm sure you can." ”
The total assets of four yuan were not enough for me to buy a chicken leg in the cafeteria, and I returned to my seat with this "rich prize" in a sad state.
Looking at the three things in my hand, Banban asked suspiciously, "What about the prize you received?"
I shook the pen and notebook in my hand.
"No, you took the first place in the whole grade, and the reward you got was two pens and a notebook, this reward is too perfunctory, right, she won't embezzle the class fee of our class!?" Then he took the pen and notebook in my hand, "This book is too thin, only thirty pages in total, it won't be given by someone who posted a small advertisement on the street, Mr. Hou is really a pit." ”
He was quite lucky, he got a large stack of test papers for no reason, and even if he sold them at half price, he would have to have at least 100 yuan, so he naturally looked down on my pen.
"Okay, don't you get cheap and sell well, don't you still have that big stack of test papers, much better than me. I said.
"Also, I still have such a big stack of test papers, sell it another day, I will take you to eat and drink spicy, our brothers will go to the end of the world with swords, and go to Kyushu in a hurry. You just threw away these two pens and notebooks, and they are not worth a few dollars. ”
Hey, he really took the bean bag as dry food, and even looked down on my pen and notebook, how to say it also represents Mr. Hou's encouragement to us. I comforted myself with self-deception.
"Banban, Banban, Banban, hurry up and get the prize, it's your turn. Teacher Hou shouted from the podium.
"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming right away. "The thief who promised Banban was refreshing.
Heaven is really unfair, he actually walked back with a large handful of pens, at least ten, with a knowing smile on his face. "You see, Mr. Hou has given me a lot of money, and I am really lucky today. ”
Banban took that big handful of pens and dangled it vigorously in front of me, don't want it, blow a breath for him and probably go to heaven.
"If you don't scream in front of me, sooner or later you will fall to the ground with a chirp and fall into a puddle of mud, and I won't help you. I said.
"You just can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour, people like you, your heart is really dark. Banban said to me dismissively.
"Banban, hurry up and do those sets of test papers, show me when you're done, I'll check and check. Teacher Hou's words were like a thunderbolt from the sky, scorching the class that was still struggling just now.
"Heaven is evil, but you can't live if you do it yourself!" I said. Let you laugh at me, continue to be scared, continue to eat grapes, sour will not kill you.
"Brother Zhong, Brother Yu, brother, you help me sell those test papers, three seven points, I three you seven." "Banban, who was struck by lightning and didn't look like it, came to me for help.
"I'm sorry, I'm not happy, I'm not happy if I can't eat grapes. ”
Banban said that I would not agree to anything, in case I sold him that big stack of test papers, and then it was me who stepped on the thunder, and he pushed me forward during the inspection, and it was me who died, and he got out safely. I won't do a good deal!
Ban Ban looked at me pitifully, and put the pens I bought for him and the large handful of pens that Teacher Hou rewarded him on my desk, "These are all for you, please help me deal with those test papers, or I can give them to you for free, if I write it alone, I have to write it until the Year of the Monkey!"
"Didn't you just say three or seven points, why don't you want it now?"
"Big brother, don't make fun of me, it's a problem to even live now, what else do I want!"
"Do you want to live?"
"Of course. ”
"Then I'll teach you a method. ”
"Okay, you say, you say. ”
"Stand up and shout at the sky, 'I really want to live another 500 years!'"
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