"What are you two muttering down there!" said Teacher Hou on the podium, shaking his teeth and claws, and I was trembling with fright.

"No, I didn't mutter, discuss study, discuss study............" Banban stammered back, probably scared too.

The other students in the class whispered, discussing the broken pens and bad books sent by Mr. Hou, the guy who picked the door, and I and Banban sat on the seat like two stone sculptures, he looked at me, and I looked at him.

"Look at what, you sand sculpture. Banban suddenly said to me.

Sand sculptures, stone carvings?

Sand sculpture!shadiao!!!

I reacted for a while and finally figured it out, this little bastard dared to scold me!

Impulsiveness is the devil, and in my anger, my brain short-circuited, blurted out, "What are you talking about little bunny." ”

Then I was kicked out by Mr. Hou for disrupting the order of the class, in the corridor I clearly heard Mr. Hou take me as a negative teaching material and everyone said, "Even if you get good results, you can't be proud, can't be inflated, you see Zhong Keyu, this is a typical over-expansion, in front of me, he dares to shout so loudly, you must not be like him, modesty makes people progress, pride makes people backward.....................

I was very unconvinced, while annoyed that I had stumbled, I looked into the classroom from the door, why was Teacher Hou so inked today, the teaching materials on the podium were neatly placed by her, and the table was wiped by her, just when I was embarrassed to turn back, her eyes suddenly glanced at the door. It's over, just in front of the eyes, a clucking sound came towards the door.

"You said you couldn't stay in the classroom, and you still couldn't stay in the hallway, you belonged to a monkey? Teacher Hou said to me with a bunch of review materials and messy things.

If I had left it as usual, maybe I would have said, "Teacher Hou, are you tired, or I'll help you get it." But I am not what I used to be, I am no longer the ignorant little kid I used to be, since she misunderstood my early love and hit me twice in vain, I have made up my mind that I must be cold in front of this fat woman. Certain!

I don't know if my cold temperament made her shudder, or if the cold wind blew her shiver, after shaking for a while, she said, "Okay, hurry in, go back and stay honest, give me a little rest, if you are sleepy, just sleep for a while, and eat lunch immediately, insist on persevering." ”

I'll go, is she raising me as a pig, either letting me sleep or letting me eat, but I'm thankful that I finally don't have to stand outside like a fool. I must go back to settle accounts with the big sand sculpture of Banban, just because he made me lose such a big person, and I am not done with him.

I sat down on the bench and sighed with relief, once again narrowly escaped death, gave myself a compliment, and then it was time for revenge. Ban Ban took the big pen that Teacher Hou rewarded him, the legendary "one pen", one dollar, at this moment he was like holding a sacred weapon in his hand, and he scribbled on the big stack of test papers, it doesn't matter if the writing looks good or not, the most important thing is that this action is quite handsome.

But that doesn't stop me from punching him, and I'll shoot when it's time to do it!

"Ahh

"Why did you just call me 'sand sculpture', what do you mean?" I said.

"Who told you not to help me deal with these test papers, and still looked at me directly, you were really like a sand sculpture at that time, motionless, and your eyes didn't move. Banban said that the sand sculptures coming out of his mouth didn't seem to be quite what I imagined.

"Are the sand sculptures you are talking about?

"The sand sculpture I am talking about is the meaning of the sand sculpture, there is no other meaning, does it have other meanings?"

"Okay, you two say tongue twisters, shut up if it's okay, don't make any noise!" Brother Peng on the side suddenly became angry, Ban Ban and I were scared and trembling, and we didn't dare to move, in case she came to a hungry tiger to pounce on food or a black tiger to dig out the heart, then the two of us would be cool.

In this way, I spent the rest of the self-study class with anxiety, and after class, I had a rare tacit understanding with Banban, and ran as soon as the bell rang, and without waiting for Zhong Xiaojie, I rushed to the cafeteria at a speed like a 100-meter sprint.

"Brother, why are you running so fast? The food in the cafeteria is so unpalatable and you still have the motivation to run so fast, you can't wait for me." Zhong Xiaojie complained after chasing him to the cafeteria, and the implication was that the two of us should wait for him.

"Brother, it's not that we don't wait for you, time is life, even if you come out a second late, maybe you will have to work hard to serve me and your brother in the next month. Ban Ban drooped his face and walked forward by himself, without looking at me and Zhong Xiaojie, he walked out two meters away.

"Brother, what's wrong with you two, why is Brother Banban like a fool, the two of us stood here and didn't move, he still walked forward vigorously, is his brain short-circuited. ”

"It's okay, just get used to it, he's in a daze every day, and there are always five or six days a week that are stupid. ”

Zhong Xiaojie "uh........................"

Zhong Xiaojie and I also picked up the dinner plate and started to eat, we can't come in vain so early, the most important thing is to eat quickly and go back to the dormitory to sleep, and everything else has to stand aside before sleeping.

During the meal, Ban Ban picked left and right, and then put the chopsticks on the table, "What did you say about how did we provoke Peng Meijia today, look at his appearance, I can't wait to tear the two of us to pieces." ”

I was too busy eating to talk to him, just nodding my head occasionally or making a "hmm" when there was nothing in my mouth.

"You two are messing with Sister Meijia again?" Zhong Xiaojie is relatively young, so he, like Zhang Yiyi, followed her and called Peng Meijia "sister".

"No, who messed with her, I didn't know if it was a joke or something when I was in class with your brother, and suddenly she was angry, and she didn't even have any warning, she opened her teeth and claws, and scared me, and my heart almost stopped beating. "Banban is always so exaggerated, and the words in his mouth are becoming more and more unreliable.

"I think it's possible that the two of you love and kill each other all day long, and she can't tolerate this in her eyes. Spicy eyes. ”

"Poof!" After listening to him, the food in my mouth almost didn't squirt out, how could two big men fall in love with each other and kill each other!

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