If you are looking for friends in the future, you must keep your eyes open, just look for Gao Shuang, who has a low IQ and low EQ, and you must not find a freak like Banban who has a negative EQ, let alone a guy like Zhong Xiaojie who doesn't recognize his six relatives at a critical juncture.

"Where can I manage him, he is the same as the two of you, usually I have to be an uncle, for fear of neglecting him. ”

"You see what you're used to giving him, and now he doesn't have any appearance, and he refuses to ask him to come out for a meal, can we still eat him? Liang Shuang said unhappily.

"It's all said, don't mention him again!"

Gao Shuang emphasized again, I feel that if I say one more thing, maybe Liang Shuang and I will be blown up.

"Don't say it, don't say it, I accidentally said it, I didn't mean to............ Baby, don't be angry. Liang Shuang coaxed Gao Shuang like a child.

It's a rare honor to see Liang Shuang's mother's overflowing side.

Seeing that there was no topic, Liang Shuang shot me, "Zhong Keyu, do you say that it is easy for me to come all the way to find you once? Would you rather skip class than see me, if it weren't for my wit, I would really let you run away this time." ”

When he said this, Liang Shuang was full of pride. I really can't figure out why she knows when and where I escaped, it's really weird.

"Zhong Keyu, you must treat yourself today to make amends, otherwise you don't want to stay in this school in the future. ”

Liang Shuang said this is really ruthless, it is simply Hongguoguo's intimidation, real society! But I can't think of why she said that I can't stay in this school, if I remember correctly, she is a top student in the second middle school, no matter how capable she is, it is impossible to control the affairs of our first middle school. I am not afraid of the wind when I say big things, and I flash my tongue.

"I know, listen to the teachings of the eldest brother, if there is nothing important, let's hurry up, otherwise the hot pot will only be left with the base material in a while. I said.

"That's nonsense, hurry up, I don't even have to eat the hot pot base when I'm late." As soon as the conversation changed, Liang Shuang immediately turned back to eating.

Thankfully, I still have this trick to cure her.

Since a few of us have been grinding in the classroom for too long, the school gate is not as crowded as usual, the day students who should go home have already gone back, and the dormitory students who secretly ran out to buy food are secretly avoiding the monitoring at the school gate and crawling into the school. Now that they've run out, what are you going to do when you crawl back, if it's me, I'll definitely find a place to rub it, of course, this is without Liang Shuang by my side, and now with such a big devil by my side, I must be safer the sooner I go back to school.

"Where are you going to eat hot pot? It's not far away, I'm a little tired. After walking a few steps, Liang Shuang began to shout tired.

"Then why don't we go to eat hot pot, let's go again another day when we are free, today's lunch break is too short, the time may be too late, and if you don't have enough time, you won't be happy to eat." I proposed.

"No! Resolutely no, I finally persuaded our head teacher to take a noon leave, if I don't go now, then my mouth is not in vain, I can't waste my hard work." Gao Shuang said with a big opinion, and killed my suggestion with one shot.

"Then let's stop eating hot pot, let's go out and eat some casually. "Liang Shuang's request has finally been lowered, which means that I can spend a little less money at noon today. I silently blessed myself in my heart.

It turns out that I think too much, because if I eat hot pot, Liang Shuang will only care about eating and then ignore me, and I can't eat anything else, especially when eating plate noodles, she not only took away a few pieces of meat in my bowl, but also took away most of the dishes, and there was only a big lump of noodles left in my bowl, which was very difficult to eat.

The noodles in this house have no taste, and now they have been sandwiched away from the vegetables and meat, isn't this clearly "forced" me to go on a hunger strike, this rice is not edible!

Liang Shuang eats and eats, and I am trying to educate my thoughts, I can see her face distorted because there are too many vegetables in her mouth and chewing too much, so ugly! I was so scared that I quickly lowered my head, I had already made such a big regression, Liang Shuang didn't give up, I clearly saw her saliva splashing into my bowl. I was so scared that my chopsticks fell off.

After silently pushing the bowl aside, I began to step back the chair to avoid Liang Shuang's saliva splashing on my face, and Liang Shuang didn't notice my abnormality at all, "Why don't you eat, aren't you hungry, the noodles in this house are very delicious, look at your skinny, eat more when you go out" said while using chopsticks to catch the meat in my bowl.

Your sister, not to mention that my meat has been picked by you, I can't eat it with your spittle. Of course, these words were for myself, and for Liang Shuang it was a different story. "I ate too much in the morning, I'm not hungry now, you eat, you eat, it's enough, if it's not enough, I'll order you another bowl." ”

"You don't need to order noodles, you can't eat so much, you ask the boss if you can add more meat, and then you have to add some more dishes. ”

"Boss......" As soon as I saw it, Liang Shuang twisted his arm fiercely, "Let him add it to your bowl, don't add it to my bowl, girls can't eat too much, then it's not beautiful." ”

"Big brother, are you being funny! You still have self-knowledge, knowing that girls will not be beautiful if they eat too much, and let people put meat on you, and they will add it to my bowl. ”

"What's the matter, do you have an opinion?!" Liang Shuang flicked his chopsticks and glared at me.

At this close distance, I was really afraid that she would put the bowl of noodles in front of me on my head, "No, no comment, I'm just a little curious about why your appetite is so good." ”

Liang Shuang picked up the chopsticks again, "No way, maybe I've been growing my body recently." ”

"I'm afraid you're growing horizontally, you're getting fat. Gao Shuang's chopsticks stopped in mid-air with his chopsticks gripping the noodles, and said to Liang Shuang while blowing the noodles with ventilation.

I only found out today that girlfriends can also hurt each other.

"Oh, really, really, really! No, no, you can't get fat, and when you get fat, you can't wear nice little dresses in the summer. Liang Shuang lost his chopsticks and said excitedly.

"I'm sorry, I'm busy over there, I didn't hear a few people calling me just now, is there anything you need?" The "boss" I shouted before crossed the sky and finally reached his ears.

"It's okay, we're ready to check out. I said.

"Okay, twenty-one in total. ”

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