Chapter 257: You're a hooligan

Originally, I called the boss over to add meat, but because of Liang Shuang's temporary change of hexagram, I could only settle the bill with the boss. I can't tell him, "It's okay, I just see that you're too idle, so I'll call you over for a walk", and I can be stunned by a slap on his big head.

Being a human being is still about being interesting, and that's how it is now.

I happily returned to the table after settling the account from the cash register, Liang Shuang was still sucking the last mouthful of soup, this dignity really made me dare not look directly, I don't know if her previous ex-boyfriend broke up because of this. Eighty percent is. I was "touching" in my heart.

"Okay, don't eat it, I still have a lot of snacks in my dormitory, and I can't eat them for a while. Gao Shuang said with disgust on the side.

It turns out that the legend that most girls like snacks after eating is true, I looked at Gao Shuang, whose face was much rounder than before, and suddenly felt that what he said was true, what "the years are a pig killing knife" are all lies, and it is obviously a pig farm.

"Let's go, let's go. Although Liang Shuang's face was still lying on her wrist, she knew by listening to the voice that what she was stuffing in her mouth was not a little bit. It's really delicious, and I don't let go of the last bite of soup before leaving, this foodie spirit is worth learning from. I will be very pleased to see Uncle Liang Shuang, because she has not wasted every drop of food!

The restaurant owner looked at the three of us with a smile, I don't know if he was laughing at Liang Shuang, anyway, I thought it was very strange, I quickly pulled Liang Shuang, not only did not pull it up, but it also made me "second" and made me electrocuted, it was static electricity.

If there is no static electricity, it is estimated that I will be choked enough, Liang Shuang's weight is increasing day by day, not to mention that she just ate a bowl of noodles.

It's a bowl and a half, and my half bowl.

Gao Shuang finally pulled Liang Shuang out of the restaurant, "I said that you don't eat so much, I have a lot of snacks in my dormitory, and there should be no place for you to put it in your stomach for a while." ”

Liang Shuang "touched" his stomach very satisfied, and said "It's okay" very happily, looking at her overflowing satisfaction, I thought she would say, "It's okay, I won't eat it for a while." ”

As a result, I really thought highly of her.

"It's okay...... I'll be able to eat it in a while. ”

My good man, this is the amount of food for people, and he can compete with pigs.

"The food in your No. 2 Middle School seems to be really bad, look at our Liang Shuang is hungry and thin, Zizizi, I feel distressed......" Gao Shuang said with Liang Shuang's face in his hands.

It stands to reason that I shouldn't disturb two girlfriends chatting together, but I was so disgusted that I laughed out loud embarrassed. The conscience of heaven and earth, if I can bear it, I will definitely not laugh, the key is that it is too funny, look at this little fat face, this is hungry and thin, it is clearly hungry and fat, holding it in both hands, and the palms are full of meat.

"Zhong Keyu, you stinky rascal!" Liang Shuang said angrily.

Suddenly, I only felt that my brain was blank, and I looked at her with a confused "forced" face, what kind of hooligan, there is still a Gao Shuang standing between us, even if I play hooligan, I have to be closer to her!

Do slanderers play like this now? I'm so far behind (dumbfounded).

"You have to talk about evidence, Gao Shuang is here, do you ask her if she saw me playing hooligan? I said.

In fact, if she really framed me for playing hooligan, Gao Shuang would definitely stand on her side, not only would she not help me testify, but would make up a set of vivid statements to help Liang Shuang, not only because Liang Shuang is her best friend, but also because Zhong Xiaojie is my own brother. I didn't think about it until I finished speaking, and the impulse was really the devil, and it lowered my IQ.

Unexpectedly, Gao Shuang was righteous and awe-inspiring this time, and said, "I didn't see him touch you, he sneaked 'touching' you while I wasn't paying attention?"

Although this sounds strange and has a strong yellow "color" atmosphere, it proves that Gao Shuang did not see me playing hooligan.

My brain was racing, but I still couldn't remember when I was playing hooligan at Liang Shuang, and there was no verbal teasing, and there was nothing wrong with my behavior. I won't carry this pot to death.

"He... He actually discharged at me, this is simply a hooligan!" Liang Shuang's face was held in the palm of Gao Shuang's hand, so it became fat, and I really wanted to go up and slap her after hearing her.

This guy has drunk too much soup, so his brain is full of water, and he has to pour out the water for her, otherwise he should soak his brain badly.

"It's dry now, it's a normal physical phenomenon, you don't have to fool me. I said.

"Hmph, I don't listen to it, I'm a liberal arts student, don't talk to me about science, I haven't studied physics since my first year of high school. ”

Yo, it's reasonable not to study you. Besides, you don't know this if you don't study physics, this is what you learned in elementary school science, is it possible that she didn't go to elementary school.

I looked at Liang Shuang, a shameless villain, with disdain, and I was so shameless.

"Zhong Keyu, hurry up and recruit from the truth, why did you discharge Liang Shuang to our family, was it premeditated from the beginning of coming out to eat? I can't imagine that you are this kind of person, and you actually plot against our Liang Shuang, you are really fat......"

Gao Shuang is like a clockwork little robot, talking non-stop, the most unbearable thing is that she takes a bite of "our Liang Shuang", hey, it gives me goosebumps all over my body.

"Say whatever you want, I don't have it anyway, if you have to think that static electricity is artificial, why don't you say that Liang Shuang discharged electricity at me?"

Gao Shuang's IQ is low, and she was confused by my rhetorical question, she turned her head and looked at her backbone Liang Shuang, looking at this look, she was probably waiting for Liang Shuang to give her advice.

"What do you mean by that? There are more people who discharge at me, and I honestly admit that I can't do it, I don't mean to laugh at you, there are not many beautiful and moving girls like me......" Liang Shuang said extremely shamelessly.

I'm convinced, this bastard logic.

"I'm going back to the dormitory, you two stay here, the road is pretty good, if you're tired, lie there and rest." I said.

To this day, I don't know where I got such great courage to dare to say such things to Liang Shuang, this person in front of me is Liang Shuang whom I am afraid of, and I dare not imagine the consequences of speaking to her like this.

I didn't escape the fate of being beaten because of my uprightness, and when I finished speaking and turned around, Liang Shuang rushed up and grabbed the sleeve of my clothes.

Then it's left and right, and it hurts me so much, and it hurts my heart.

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