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My name is Zhang Deli, a native of Tianjin, what is the name of our Tianjin people Deli is all over the ground, as for why, I don't know this, I have nothing to do since I was a child, but it also depends on who I compare, I have never done this kind of thing like stealing chickens and dogs, if you want to do it, you will do it, this is what my father said, so I love to go to the bathhouse to see a woman's ass or something, and occasionally I take the sheep with my hands, and lead the pig with my backhand, get into the small door hole behind the bathhouse, go through the clothes of those women, steal two dollars when I have money, and pee on their clothes when I don't have money, anyway, it's not a good thing。

I am a bad thing, before the age of twenty that was a good person, has not been a big deal, the year when I was twenty years old, my parents had an accident in the factory, the molten steel poured down, dozens of people did not run out, since then, I am a bad thing, this is not to blame, the situation in the factory has been bad, the pension is thin, not enough for me to pay tuition, think about it, I don't want to be a good person, at that time I was not like the average student, only women in my head, I ate the last meal without the next meal, the money in the pocket is not enough for people to buy a bag for their girlfriends, if you only know that you want women, then, I don't have to liveAt that time, there was only one word in my mind, and that was money.

But how do I get money, I was in my early twenties that year, just a sophomore, although the school is good, it's a book, but it's not bad, it can't be eaten, don't say I'm a sophomore, even if I'm a senior, a month after graduation, it's a matter of early 3,000 years, that's still a top good student, I'm a bastard like this, after I went to college, I became a real bastard, I soaked in an Internet café for a year, and I learned to smoke and drink, test scores or something, I don't need to mention it, I want to work, I really don't have that ability, what can college students do? It's nothing more than a tutor.,Fooling the children who go to high school.,But that.,I really can't.,Learning isn't a monster.,Just go up and cut it.。

At that time, there was a notorious teacher, named Liu Taifeng, who taught English in school, and when he was in class, he liked to pretend to give people his name upside down, calling me Deli Zhang, which sounded the same as the landlord, and at first this guy made fun of me, but then I patted my head and said, "Teacher, your name is good, called too romantic." ”

As soon as he said this, he laughed, said I was a bastard, and then pulled me to his house to drink, the friendship between men, either to engage in women together, or to drink together, anyway, drink and drink, we are also familiar, after cooking, I know, too merry is a real bastard, I said above, this product is notorious in school, but I have never heard of a notorious person, after chatting with him a few times, while I was drunk, I figured out, this thing turned out to be a hooligan, specializing in harassing female students。

"You're such a bastard. I pointed to his nose and asked with envy, "How many girls in the class have you done?"

"You're the bastard!" Tai Merry glared at him and said, "They sent them to the door by themselves, and they twisted their butts and exposed their tits, didn't they let me do it?"

"Then Xu Lu, what did you do?" I hurriedly asked, there are really few women in our science and technology college, and the good-looking ones can be counted on their fingers, as soon as I got drunk, I remembered that Xu Lu, who twisted her ass every day for fear that others would not know that her butt was big, Senior Sister Xu came.

"Fuck it!" Tai Merry slapped the table with an angry face and shouted: "It's this slut who recorded the portrait of Lao Tzu and made Lao Tzu stink!"

"And this?" I was stunned for a moment, then laughed gloatingly, slapped the table and laughed back and forth, and then shook my head and said: "Yes, yes, yes, who let you play hooligan, I haven't done it yet, you just did it!"

"I didn't do it either..."The man in his forties, who was too romantic, suddenly twisted, his face was blue and white, and after a long time, he said hatefully: "Damn, these female students, one by one are more chicken thieves, they want to talk to Lao Tzu about friends, and when the results come down, they will kick Lao Tzu!"

"What happened to Xu Lu, why did you record her, and you didn't do it?" I was stunned and asked curiously.

"That little girl was a freshman when I taught her, this little girl kept saying that she wanted to be friends with Lao Tzu, and asked Lao Tzu to buy her thousands of yuan of clothes, and waited for a moment to turn her face and deny it, I couldn't help it, but God kept me, I came to the sophomore year, I was going to change the teacher, but it happened to be the end of the term, the surname Sun was sick, so I let me go over, I saw this little girl fell into my hands, I planned to take care of her, but I didn't expect that she actually cried and cried to come to the door, as soon as the door was closed, I took off my clothes, I was excited, and I took off my clothes"It's too merry to talk and talk, and suddenly I don't say it, but I guessed the following things with my ass, it's nothing more than some bloody plot, Xu Lu took out her camera, recorded something with lightning speed, and ran away.

Lao Tzu was angry, so he hung up on her, and then that's it. Tai Merry spread his hands, although his expression was a little shy, but he still showed his rogue nature, and said nonchalantly: "She sent a photo of Lao Tzu and said that Lao Tzu raped a female student, but Lao Tzu didn't admit that she could do anything, Lao Tzu is not a baked cake, and if you send some money, it will be over." ”

"You got a lot of money, right?" I asked, although this kind of thing is too windy to say lightly, but even a fool knows that raping a female student and leaving evidence for people is this kind of thing, that's really, it's not trivial.

"One hundred thousand, a small meaning. Tai Merry, who had drunk too much, raised a finger and shook it in front of my eyes, burping and saying, "Lao Tzu lacks everything, but he is not short of money!"

"Blow it, you, a poor teacher, what kind of money can you have, it's not that you've been saving for more than ten years. At that time, I only thought he was bragging and talking big, and mocked him, so I continued to drink, until Tai Merry heard that something happened in my family and found me, I suddenly remembered that when I was drinking that day, I was too merry and laughed at the strange look.

The smile on Tai Merry's face that day was still, weird, he looked left and right, although he didn't see anyone nearby, he still lowered his voice and said, "If you want, I have a way, you can do it." ”

"What way?" I felt a pang in my heart, although I guessed that it was not a good thing, but I didn't feel how scared, I Zhang Deli was a child, but it was not a good thing, as long as it was not murder and arson, then I would not look at it.

"Do you dare to break the law?" is too merry to be familiar with me, and knows that I have not been a good thing since I was a child, so there are no taboos, and he looked directly into my eyes and asked.

"Kill or not kill?" I didn't hesitate, I said my bottom line, I didn't study well when I was a child, and my father didn't care much, so he told me, first, if you want to do it, you have to be big, and second, if you kill someone, you can't even do the small one, although I am not very obedient, but these two sentences have always been remembered.

"Killing?" Tai Merry smiled, his eyes were a little disdainful, and said: "This kind of unskilled work, I'm an intellectual, and I really don't have the face to do it." ”

"That's okay, whatever you say, as long as you get the money and let me finish school, I'll admit it." I nodded and said without hesitation.

"What are you doing with a big bag?" said a wicked laugh.

"I can't do this. I was stunned for a moment, and when I saw that I was laughing very badly, I immediately understood that this bastard was fooling me, and pointed to my small body and said, "Look at my little man of six or seven, can I carry it?"

"Yes, we men live for a lifetime, if we don't do it, we have to do a big one, okay, you take this thing back and take a look, let's go to Qingdao tomorrow." Tai Merry looked at me meaningfully and handed me a piece of tissue paper.

Early the next morning, I was very nervous to follow the plan on the tissue paper, and there was a little white face who didn't know the name, only knew that the nickname was Kuroko, got on the plane together, and went straight to Qingdao.

"Actually, don't worry, I'll tell you the truth, these days, rich people are not as smart as they seem, to put it bluntly, they are a bunch of fools walking on the road with money, whoever is smart can take the money from them. Seeing that I was sweating nervously, Kuroko patted me on the shoulder and said with a kind smile: "I have been doing this with you Teacher Liu for less than five years and three years, and I have never had an accident." ”

"If, if we provoke them, what should we do if we find the underworld to arrest us?" said not to be nervous, it was absolutely fake, as soon as I got on the plane, my mind was full of scenes I saw in the movie, and I was anxious to provoke those rich and powerful, they made a hundred and eighty thousand, the underworld was all over the city, and before we left the city, we were stopped, put in a sack, tied an iron ball to our legs, and threw it into the sea together, this kind of thing can't be thought of, the more I think about it, the more I am afraid, and I am afraid that I am about to pee my pants.

"The underworld?" Kuroko was stunned for a moment, looked at me like an idiot, and after a while, he smiled and said: "You have watched too many movies, what about money, that is, you have money, you have no money, you are still ordinary people, no different from us, the underworld, that is not something that anyone dares to touch, do you know what the underworld is?"

"That is, hooligans with knives, guns, tattoos of big tigers, and slashing people everywhere. I stammered.

"Yes, they're hooligans, but they don't just cut people. Kuroko smiled and continued: " If those people dare to find the underworld, if they can't do it, they don't say it, the money will have to be a sum, after the first money comes out, it's not over, waiting for the thing to be done, they still have to ask for money, today they say that they have a child at home, and tomorrow they say that they broke their legs, anyway, there is a reason to ask these people for money, these rich people, they are not stupid, unless it is the kind of black and white, they dare to ask these hooligans for help, and the rest are willing to call the police rather than go to the black, what they are afraid of is that these underworld sees that they have money, and they come to extort money in three days！”

"Then, what should I do if I call the police, and you can't arrest us?" When I heard this, I couldn't cry or laugh even more, although the underworld is terrible, but I am in Tianjin, even if they look for it, they may not be able to find it here, but the police are different, if these people are really like in the movie, I run to the mountains, then nine times out of ten I will be arrested.

"Call the police? They don't dare call the police. Tai Merry laughed and said: "The few people we did it were all picked, and they really called the police, but they were the unlucky ones, so you can rest assured." ”

"Why?" I asked very incomprehensibly, although I have been bad since I was a child, but after all, I am still a student, and when I heard Tai Merry say this too surely, I couldn't help but wonder if this guy was talking nonsense to comfort me.

"The two women we are looking for are not simple. Kuroko said with a playful face: " Sun Xiujuan, the first to sell a car, is in her early fifties, her husband's name is Zhang Huishan, she is a petty official, a little money, she sells a BMW Z4, this old girl is old, and she doesn't dare to drive such a big car, so she advertises to sell cars, and the second one who sells cars is a little girl, named Xu Lili, who sells a Cayenne, but unfortunately, her husband is also called Zhang Huishan, and what is even more coincidental is that this Zhang Huishan is also an official, Zhang Huishan, this official is not big, and he is not small, he is a section chief in the Commission for Discipline Inspection, you look at this matter, is it fun？”

"It's a lot of fun. I was stunned for a moment, and laughed, this matter is too clear, a section chief of the Commission for Discipline Inspection, can have two wives, one drives a BMW Z4, and the other drives a Cayenne, I don't believe that this Zhang Huishan's ass is clean, not to mention that the two women in this serial bureau can't meet, let's just say that once Zhang Huishan and these two women report to the police, how can Zhang Huishan explain that he can afford a Cayenne and an Audi as a section chief, if he sends himself in, it will really be worth the loss.

"That's it. Too merry smiled: "The money of the official is not visible, even if it is lost, it can only knock out the teeth and swallow it in the stomach, the big deal is to knock it back from others, he did it in the Commission for Discipline Inspection, and some people extorted bamboo bars for him, let's just pick up a bargain, the two of us brothers made a fortune, you also get money to go to school, and do something serious after graduation." ”

"Serious things..."I felt sour, remembering that my father came, my father has been mediocre all his life, but he is not to blame at all, he has never been to school, he can raise me, it is not easy, I was naughty when I was very young, caused a lot of trouble, he didn't beat me, just laughed, said that boys are naughty, and only when they are older can they be promising, but I don't have much interest when I am older, so I looked at the woman taking a bath, and he kept telling me that men have to do something big, but after graduating from college, what can they do? I don't have any money at home, and no one can help me, so it's definitely not okay to do my own business, and the only way out is to work for people, but when will I be able to make a profit? I'm afraid that I won't be able to do something big in my life, so that my father will be happy in the spirit of the sky, thinking of this, I shook my head, smiled reluctantly, and said, "Let's talk about this later." ”

"Don't worry, the world is full of fools, and those who can't starve to death have brains. Tai Merry knows a lot of things about me, and seems to see a little bit of caution in me, patted me on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "The first time I saw you, I knew that you were not an ordinary person, no matter what you would do in the future, although now you are just a little person who is dead and no one will look at it more, but one day, no one in this world will dare to underestimate you." ”

"Can people not look down on me like this? They, they all look down on me. "I smiled a little bitterly, although I am indeed very grateful to be too merry to say such a thing to comfort me, but my own virtue, I know that I am not tall, and I don't look good, some people in the class call me a monkey, saying that I am obscene, and the fortune teller is not optimistic about me, and I have counted a few times, and they only pick up the good ones to perfunctory me, but I can see that the disdain in their eyes, my face, where is what a rich and noble person.

"Is it worth it to take the words of a fool to heart?" Tai Fengliu snorted coldly and said: "Although you kid looks like a monkey, you say every day that you want to do big things, what is this called, this is called ambition, ambitious people will not sit still, no matter what their background, they will always want to climb up, such a person, either be a good person, or be a big bad person, no matter what person you do, you will leave a name in history." ”

"To be ambitious you have to be bold and resilient. Kuroko took over and said, " Lao Liu takes a fancy to you, it's not a day or two, don't talk about him, even I'm watching from the side, you kid is bold enough, Lao Liu said that you dare to do it, you can't be brave if you want to do big things, in the words that are popular now, it is wolf nature, you dare to grab what others don't have, this is stronger than ordinary people, and you have no money at home, the people in the class bully you, look down on you, and scold you, but you have never been angry, just laugh and laugh, I'm at your age, if people dare to say that I don't sound good, I have to kill them, just with this tenacity, you are a person who can do big things, or I won't let Lao Liu pull you in。 ”

"I'm going to do a good job. As soon as Kuroko and Tai Merry said this, I was also happy, and I glanced at them gratefully, and was about to say something ambitious, but I found that these two goods had closed their eyes, I wiped my tears, and I was grateful to them in my heart, and took the thin paper and reviewed the plan.

After more than an hour, the plane also fell to the ground, Tai Feng rented a Land Rover, let the sunspot drive, and then called Sun Xiujuan, and after a while, he agreed to see the car at the door of McDonald's on the commercial street of Hong Kong Middle Road, after making the call, he patted me on the shoulder and said: "Boy, don't be nervous, that's not a thing, even if she can't deceive, she doesn't dare to do anything to the three of us, just do it according to the plan." ”

"No problem. I pinched myself hard, tried to calm down, straightened my clothes, looked at myself in the mirror, learned to be too romantic, showing eight white teeth, it looked like a rich boy.

"This dress, it's not bad, right?" Kuroko parked the car on the side of the road, took out a pair of brands from his bag, and changed them to the Land Rover, then glanced at the name tag I was wearing, and said with a smile: "Hurry up, I've seen enough, and I'll have to take it off in a while." ”

"It's a bit reluctant. "I touched the LV belt, this dress, it was too romantic, although they are all A goods, a total of 1,000 yuan, but this is really the best clothes I have worn in my life, I have no money at home, there are only a few clothes, all washed white, for this, there is no less laughing, but now, the top is Armani, the bottom is Reeves, the belt and shoes on the waist are LV, and the bag on the body is also Hermes, good clothes are worn, I look good, at least, it is a monkey wearing RMB, I thought of it with self-deprecation。

"Do us this, you can't wear a set of clothes to the end, you have to change frequently, and you can't be stingy with that little money, you say you're a rich man, but you don't have a line on you, isn't that a lie to a child?" Tai Merry took out a pair of sunglasses, put them on for me, and said with a smile: "This is a good thing, after wearing it, even if you panic, people can't see it." ”

"Yes, I see. I took a deep breath, imitating the rich children in the movie, swaggering a few steps, and deliberately raised my head very high, finally had some feelings, at this time Kuroko also changed the license plate, we drove all the way to McDonald's, my eyes were sharp, at a glance I saw the silver BMW Z4, Kuroko parked the car at the door of a parking lot, and then got off with the two of us.

"Hello Ms. Sun, I just called to buy a car and gave it to my little nephew. I walked up with a smile and said hello to the bejeweled woman, although I was a little panicked, but the big sunglasses covered half of my face, and Sun Xiujuan didn't see anything wrong, but said a few words of admiration for what is young and why.

"Can you try the car?" Tai Fengliu looked around the BMW Z4, pretended to inspect it for a while, and then raised his head and asked.

"Okay, I'll go with you. Sun Xiujuan nodded, pulled away the co-pilot and was about to sit inside.

"Ms. Sun, I'm sorry, I bought this car for my little nephew, but he just learned to drive, and he can't drive yet, can you let me try it with him, I'm responsible for driving, he's responsible for feeling, if he feels good, then we want this car." Seeing that Sun Xiujuan was a little hesitant, she pretended to be generous and said: "We are not short of that money, the price is according to the number you said on the Internet, as long as my little nephew is satisfied, it will not matter! Moreover, I asked my driver to accompany you and bet the Land Rover to you, and I ran away, but I can't run the Land Rover!"

"Okay, Mr. Zhang, I'm waiting for you. Seeing this situation, Sun Xiujuan also nodded and said, "Then, you be careful, there are many police on the middle road in Hong Kong, don't speed." ”

"Don't worry. Tai Merry smiled, gave me a look, the two of us got on the Z4, this car is a two-door trot, and there are only two seats, although Sun Xiujuan is still not very relieved, but there is no way to follow up, Tai Merry started the car, and ran out with one foot on the accelerator. We went around a few times and hid in a small alley, and after a while, Kuroko's Land Rover arrived, and I was relieved.

"Well, that woman didn't die in a hurry, did she?" asked Tai Merry as she changed the brand for Z4.

"I'm in a hurry, haha. Kuroko laughed and said: "It is also deserving of her bad luck, I blocked the Land Rover at the entrance of the parking lot for a long time, and no one came to catch up, until you left, then a grumpy driver came, honked the horn and scolded, I excused myself to move the car, went up and ran, she scolded and ran a few steps, and then fell tired." ”

"Alright, let's go to the next one. Tai Merry and Kuroko nodded, and pulled me on the road, as for Heizi, he went to return the car, and the following things were also simple, Tai Merry called Xu Lili, and made an appointment to see the car in the community, and naturally did not mention it all the way.

Fifteen minutes later, we met Xu Lili in a community, as soon as I saw this woman's dress, I couldn't help but look at it twice, and secretly sighed that she was really a vixen, with a small short skirt wrapped in spanking, and a pair of thin black silk wrapped in long legs, and two pieces of big meat on it shook and swayed.

"The car is here, look. Xu Lili pressed the remote control key, opened the car door, and said lazily.

"Then can you try, let's leave the BMW here. Tai Merry handed the key to the BMW to Xu Lili and asked.

"Try it. Xu Lili didn't think much about it, took the key, opened the BMW door, knocked inside, and said, "This car is really good, I'll change it tomorrow." ”

"If you like, you can do two laps, and we'll see you downstairs in a moment. Too merry to transfer Xu Lili away, and said with a smile: "Xiangche with a beautiful woman, you are the most suitable to drive this car." ”

"Okay, I'll see you later. Xu Lili smiled and got on the BMW Z4, I looked at each other and smiled, I felt that this time it was too easy, and I also drove the Cayenne out of the community, first found a place to change the license plate, and then drove all the way out of Qingdao City, at this time, I took out my mobile phone, according to the instructions of the too merry, and sent a text message to the angry Sun Xiujuan, saying: "Your BMW, we gave it to your husband's second wife, you can ask your man about this matter yourself." ”

"Alright, let's go home. Too merry laughed, drove the car to the side of the road on the edge of a stinky ditch and stopped, put on a pair of gloves, wiped the mobile phone, and removed the SIM card, then threw these things into the stinky ditch together, and did not forget to give me an explanation, saying: "Don't feel sorry for these things, throw away the card is not insured, the mobile phone also has to be dealt with together, these things, in the future, you have to learn something." ”