A stout man appeared on the bustling street, he didn't know where it was, noisy sounds, chaotic crowds, towering buildings, only confusion.

He found a woman asking for directions, and the woman told him that this place was called Shencheng.

Looking at the woman's red face, he knew that this kind of expression was called shyness, and the fairies who had been in many palaces in the heavens also had this expression when they saw him.

The woman asked him, are you a star, are you filming?

Only then did he realize that he was dressed completely differently from others, and this time he was in a hurry, and he didn't even have a mortal body to possess, so he ran down regardless of the armor of battle.

The man shook his head, not very sure of the meaning of the woman's question, but from his experience of walking among the flowers, he knew that many times not speaking was an answer.

The woman didn't seem to be afraid of him, and asked him what he was doing here.

This made the man feel very strange, when did the dignified Manifestation True Monarch, who was in charge of the Heavenly Rules, become so close to the people?

This was not the case in the mortal world two hundred years ago, and he remembered that when he first appeared, the ground was so prostrate that mortals could not see their heads.

He replied indifferently, "I'm looking for my dog, a black dog."

"I'm so caring, I also like dogs, can you add a WeChat exchange?"

The man shook his head, for he didn't know what the woman was talking about.

The woman seemed to be very depressed, but she still tried her best to squeeze out a smile, handed him the things in her hand, and said: "Under such a big sun, filming must be very hard, this is the hey tea I bought after waiting in line for a long time, so I'll give it to you." ”

After speaking, the woman handed him a cup of red liquid, and then left sadly, he took the teacup in his hand, and couldn't help but think, has tea become like this after two hundred years?

Just a little thirsty.

Forehead......

It seems to taste pretty good!

Sweet and sour, not only cold but also pulp.

He just stood in the crowd like this, holding a three-pointed two-edged halberd in one hand and a hey tea in the other, drinking it with a big grin, and from time to time there were inquiring glances from passing mortals, but he didn't care.

A mortal is a mortal after all, and he doesn't need to care about their opinions at all.

After drinking, he threw the cup in his hand, he had already sensed the breath of the Howling Dog, and decided not to delay any longer and set off immediately.

Suddenly, the man felt a sense of crisis, a sense of crisis that came from his instincts, and he began to look around, as if he could smell the solemnity and tension in the air.

More and more people looked at him, and the man responded one by one, trying to find useful clues in their eyes, and his intuition told him that he was going to appear!

Danger is imminent.

Is this a trap?

The sudden disappearance of the Howling Dog.

Could it be a trap set by the great demon in order to lure me down to the mortal world and assassinate me in one fell swoop?

It's still these people in strange costumes, they are all the incarnations of the big demon, but why can't I smell a trace of demonic energy.

Hey Tea?

The man suddenly thought of something and looked sideways.

Is this a poison that interrupts my consciousness?

Why am I so careless!

Fine sweat climbed up the man's forehead and then slowly fell down his face. He never thought that there would be such a conspiracy designed against him in the mortal world, and he never expected that he, who was usually dense and unobtrusive, would be planted in this place.

Suddenly, a woman next to her burst out of the crowd, grabbed his arm, and refused to let go.

In front of the man, a group of strong men in blue clothes were walking towards him.

Has it begun?

Is this round-up about to begin?

The man mobilized his body and sensed it, and his immortal yuan was still there.

He didn't hesitate at all, and let out a few angry shouts.

"Come on, my Erlang Zhenjun hasn't lost yet!"

But he still didn't dare to really exert his strength, because many mortals around him surrounded this woman who had been holding his arm. He is afraid of harming the innocent and contaminating too much cause and effect. I didn't expect that a big demon could actually drive so many mortals to work for him.

What should I do now?

The man tried to break free, but ordinary strength could not break free, and the woman stared at him and kept shouting at him.

He couldn't help but think, today's mortals are so brave that they dare to argue with the immortals?

The man had no strength left to think, and the group of strong men in blue clothes had already walked in front of him.

I saw that the one who took the lead frowned slightly, and asked softly, "This person, what did he do?"

The man replied softly, and the leader of the man widened his eyes slightly, and then a sneering smile appeared on his face, and he opened his notebook, and said as he recorded.

"On May 15, 19, littering plastic products, failing to properly classify garbage, violated the regulations on the management of municipal solid waste. According to the regulations, a fine of 200 yuan was imposed and the personal credit report was entered. ”

"This group of filmmakers is really ignorant. Dahan shook his head, "You see that there are uneaten pearls in the milk tea, which are wet garbage, and the plastic cups containing milk tea are dry garbage." Alas, if you take a good look at it, there won't be so much to do. ”

"Oh, no, this little red guy wanted to run when he saw us coming, and if it weren't for the lack of action, he wouldn't have known where to run and litter. ”

The woman who was holding Erlang God and didn't let go saw that the police had dealt with it, so she let go of his hand, and kept saying: "Return Erlang God, no return to the Three Holy Mother!"

Hearing this, Erlang God glared angrily and shouted, "I am Erlang God!"

"It's also a fairy. Tut-tut, don't you pull the big lime in your chest?"

"Oh, carving insect skills!" he decided to show the mortal that nothing could stop him, even if there was a high mountain in front of him, he was not afraid, let alone just a stone.

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Early this morning, the heavy rain in Nancheng County finally stopped, Ye Fan ran out of the warehouse with the big man to bask in the sun, although it was already mid-July, it stands to reason that it has entered the summer, but I don't understand what happened on this day this year, it rained non-stop, after experiencing I don't know how many times to fail in summer, the sky finally ushered in the long-lost sun!

"Brother Qiang, don't throw the wooden basin, I played mahjong for three days before I finally got it from Aunt Wang in the village!"

"It's all summer, there won't be rain, the weather should be hot, why do you still keep this wooden basin, we sleep in a small room, you know if it's in the way!"

Ye Fan hurriedly made a look, and the big man who was sitting on the steps with him and was munching on buns and basking in the sun immediately walked over.

"Brother Qiang, you said the same thing last time Xiaoxiao, if it wasn't flooded, the garbage truck wouldn't be able to pass, and I wouldn't be able to find this pot!"

The big man walked up to Brother Qiang and stretched out his hand, and Brother Qiang immediately obediently handed him the basin, muttering in his mouth: "Fox fake tiger might!"

The voice was too small, Ye Fan couldn't hear it clearly when he was far away, and as for the big man, he shouldn't be able to understand it.

When the wooden basin arrived, the big man carried it and sat next to Ye Fan again, nibbling on the bun.

"You know how to eat! Eat thirty at a time, and you are not afraid of dying!" Ye Fan glanced at it and said with disgust.

The big man ignored it, kept silent, ate the buns in his arms intently, drank a sip of soy milk in the thermos cup at hand from time to time, and occasionally hiccuped, and it was another good morning......

Ye Fan lost his appetite after only eating two, sitting on the steps and looking at himself reflected in the river, even after a few months, he still couldn't believe that the person in the water would actually be himself.

"Ahh

Brother Qiang is filling up the engine oil on his motorcycle, and it has been raining non-stop recently, and all kinds of parts are about to rust. Hearing the sound, he glanced at it, and continued to concentrate on the tool in his hand.

One day, if Ye Fan didn't yell at the river twice, he was not used to it.

As for the big man next to him, he was even more accustomed to it, and took another sip of soy milk: burp~

"What are the ghosts shouting early in the morning!" I heard a higher decibel voice from the other side, "Xu Caikun shouts and shouts every day, my chickens are scared of you and don't lay eggs!"

"Your chicken is not as big as the palm of my hand, and it will lay a ghost egg!" Ye Fan replied through the river water.

"You fart! Lao Li's chicken doesn't just lay eggs, it doesn't look as big as mine!"

"That's a quail!"

"I don't care! They all look the same! I watch TV and say that noise affects the eggs laid by the chickens, and you scream early every morning, so that the chickens can't lay eggs!

"Phew, don't try to lose yesterday's account!

"Okay! Wait until I'm done washing these clothes! The old lady won't let you lose and take off your pants!"

"Do you want to see me? I will leave your house at night, and the labor and management will still be young, so I won't show you women!"

"Hahaha!" there was a burst of laughter from the other side, accompanied by some other teasing words.

Ye Fan roared a few times, his throat hurt, and he sat down along the steps, and he couldn't hear what was being said on the other side, even if he could hear it clearly, he didn't want to pay attention to it.

On the other side of the river is a group of women who wash clothes early in the morning, all of them are forty years old, the slimtest is Aunt Zhou, who has more than 140 catties, and the plump is the aunt Niu who was arguing about her own chickens and not laying eggs just now, less than 220 catties, as for the difference of a few taels, Ye Fan didn't know, and he didn't dare to ask.

Most of the people on the other side are Ye Fan's acquaintances and card friends.

"Big brother, have you finished eating?" The first thing Ye Fan did when he sat down was to snatch the big man's thermos cup, take a sip, take a long breath, and said: "It's not okay to quarrel with these women without some physical strength!"

The big man raised his head and glanced at him, then lowered his head and looked at the bun in his hand, "En!"

As he spoke, he shoved the four remaining buns in the bag into his mouth.

Ye Fan nodded with satisfaction, took out the button mobile phone in his trouser pocket, glanced at the time, got up and said, "Let's go!"

The big man also immediately got up and caught up in a few steps, but was kicked by him who turned his head.

"Trash!"

When the big man heard this, he immediately turned around and went back, cleaned up the garbage on the ground, and brought Ye Fan's exclusive cushion on the steps.

"How many times have I told you! Caring for the environment, everyone is responsible!" After speaking, a mouthful of thick phlegm spit on the grass at his feet, "You can't learn from me!"

The big man smiled and followed behind Ye Fan.

The two came to the small room next to the warehouse, only about twenty square meters in size, and there were two sections in the room, near the door was the room of Brother Qiang and Xiao Yi, and the inner room was for Ye Fan and the big man to sleep in, and there was nothing else in the room except for a high and low bed and a table.

"Lie down!"

As soon as the big man came in, he took off his clothes and obediently lay down in his lower bunk, because his body was too long, and he was lying flat, and his hind feet still needed to be cocked.

Ye Fan took out a cloth bag from the drawer of the table and spread it out in the spare place, which was a row of ancient needles. Her father is an old Chinese medicine doctor, and now he is in his nineties, and his eyes can barely see clearly, and he doesn't know if he knows that the guy who ate when he was old was stolen by Aunt Niu and discounted to him, would he directly make people angry.

Aunt Niu obviously doesn't often be a thief, and she is panicked when she takes things from her own home, but fortunately, Ye Fan is considerate and taught her a sentence: Can the things of those of us who have read books be regarded as stealing?

This sentence made her deeply convinced that she had studied in junior high school, and it became much more natural to exchange items with him in the future.

Ye Fan skillfully sterilized the needle, and successively pierced the big man with acupuncture points such as the Mingmen acupoint, the Shenque acupoint, and the Guan Yuan acupoint, and after a while, the big man lying on the bed made a slight sullen sound, and his body was flooded with cold air at a speed visible to the naked eye, and even the ancient needles were gradually coated with a layer of white frost. Ye Fan hurriedly pulled out the needle, threw it into the alcohol basin next to him, and took out a silver needle from the cloth bag and reinserted it on the acupuncture point just now.

The temperature in the room dropped a few degrees, but the beads of sweat on Ye Fan's forehead were getting more and more, and the big man changed from a muffled hum at the beginning to a small moan of pain.

Although the voice was not loud, Ye Fan couldn't help but say loudly: "You give me a quieter voice, someone outside will hear it, and you think I have done something to you!"

When the big man heard this, he had to keep his mouth shut, but the pain in his body was unbearable, and the small moans turned into the sound of grinding his teeth.

"Fortunately, summer is here, otherwise the cold in your body will kill you!"

After working for an hour, I heard Xiao Yi's voice outside.

Ye Fan began to collect the needles in an orderly manner, clean, and wipe the body of the big man, and finally breathed a sigh of relief after finishing these familiar procedures.

The big man hurriedly got up, found a towel, and handed it to Ye Fan.

He took the towel, sat on the edge of the bed, and said: "The cold seems to be less than in the past, it seems that summer still has some impact on you, today you can move less goods, don't be cheaper!"

The big man stood next to him and nodded vigorously.

"Let's get started!" Brother Qiang's voice came from outside the door again.

Ye Fan handed the towel back to the big man and said, "Let's go, go to work, remember to take out the quilt to dry when you finish your work, and don't forget to wash the towels." ”

I didn't know what to think, Ye Fan couldn't help kicking him again, and walked out.

The big man scratched his head, disagreed, washed the towel and put it back in place before following out.

Brother Qiang not only changed the oil of his motorcycle, but also cleaned it, fired, pinched the clutch, twisted the accelerator, and the motorcycle immediately made a "boom" sound, he looked at his new motorcycle, and couldn't help but say: "You are so beautiful!"

Ye Fan came out to look at his sassy bag and said, "Brother Qiang, don't you know the truth that it will rain when washing a car?"

"Baba blah! Blind chickens talk nonsense! According to you, you will not wash it for the rest of your life!"

Ye Fan smiled, and said to Xiao Yi who came out of the warehouse, "What's the matter?"

Yesterday was Xiao Yi's birthday, so I took a leave of absence to go out with my friends for a crazy game!

Xiao Yi said: "Brother Fan, don't mention it! Those animals got me drunk at noon, and I didn't wake up until midnight! I played with yarn! Fortunately, Xiaoli took care of me next to me. ”

Ye Fan looked at Xiao Yi carefully, and at first glance he looked like he was hungover, and as expected, he lost weight again.

Brother Qiang, Xiao Yi and Ye Fan, the big guys, are all employees of this beer warehouse, responsible for loading and unloading the trucks entering and leaving the warehouse. The small house next to the warehouse is reserved for their staff dormitory, Xiao Yi and Brother Qiang originally slept in the same room, but since he found a girlfriend, the number of times he slept in the warehouse became less and less, and Xiao B's body became thinner and thinner.

Young people, you understand!

The big truck has arrived, Xiao Yi took out his little pepper mobile phone, connected to the Bluetooth speaker he bought on Taobao with 19.9 free shipping, and made preliminary preparations.

Listening to him, Xiaoli recently fell in love with a singer named Xu Caikun, and Xiaoyi secretly practiced his songs in order to please his girlfriend, and was ready to surprise Xiaoli on her birthday. Practicing singing while moving goods, working and studying at the same time, he is also a talent!

Ye Fan took out his mobile phone and glanced at the time, eight o'clock.

I only heard him shout "Go ahead!"

Brother Qiang, Xiao B, and the big man walked to the warehouse.

Ye Fan?

Oh, and he was putting a wooden basin with a diameter of one meter into the water, and he was paddling rhythmically towards the other side of the river to the accompaniment of Xu Caikun's famous song......

Chicken you are too beautiful, ohbaby!Chicken you are too beautiful, ohbaby!Chicken you are so beautiful!ohbabybaby......