Chapter 002: What is the relationship between Ye Fan and me in thirty seconds

There was originally a bridge in the middle of the river, but when there were more people walking, it naturally collapsed.

If this is known by people who have nothing to do and like to type on the keyboard, they will open their mouths again: Phew!

The purpose of building this bridge was originally to communicate with the villagers on both sides of the strait, to facilitate the passage of the role, at most through the specifications of SUVs, but because I don't know how to come out recently, the government is going to come to requisition the news, the villagers on both sides of the road immediately like a chicken blood, there are ancestral houses to demolish ancestral houses to build new houses, there are no old houses to add floors or redecorate, anyway, all kinds of means are eight immortals across the sea, endlessly.

With so many projects suddenly added to the village, it was not the village chief who was most worried, but the stone bridge. Coming and going, twenty or thirty engineering trucks a day go back and forth, all full of stones and sand, if the stone bridge is fine, it will beat people, probably not a few people in the village will survive.

Coupled with the heavy rains in recent days, the stone bridge, which has served both sides of the river for nearly 20 years, is finally relieved, and the rising river flows to the place where the peach blossoms bloom.

The stone bridge collapsed, and the most inconvenient thing was Ye Fan, who went back and forth several times a day on both sides of the strait, but fortunately he was witty and exchanged a large wooden basin from his senior card friend Aunt Wang, as a means of transportation for him to travel, but it was much faster than the time to cross the river in the past.

Why did Ye Fan do this?

Of course, it is to carry out a campaign to promote the quintessence of the country, improve wisdom, respond to the call of the country, and bring neighbors closer - playing mahjong!

"All one dragon!

I saw that he skillfully opened the bow left and right, took Aunt Niu's cards with one hand, and took Aunt Wang's cards with the other!

"Xu Caikun! Why are you winning the cards again, even three Zhuang! Are you stealing the cards!" Aunt Niu shouted, and the cards in her hand were still reluctantly handed over.

Their rule is to use the cards in their hands as chips, and then according to the number of cards in the hand to calculate the total ledger, the number represents 1 dollar, the flower card represents 10 yuan, and the A card represents 50.

With Aunt Niu taking the lead, other card friends also began to shout, for a time spitting stars flying, but everyone's actions in the hands are not delayed, shuffle, draw cards, play cards, flow smoothly, in one go, quite a master's style.

Ye Fan, who is known as Xu Caikun, is not worthy of them, and it is not the first time they have met them, so they are familiar with it.

"Aunt Niu! You are embarrassed to say that I, have you been playing cards with me, causing me to open the sharp Hu leaflet!"

"And you!Aunt Wang, don't think that you deliberately gave 30,000 yuan in the upper circle just to let Aunt Niu win the card, so that I can break the village, I don't know!"

"Seven! Touch! The most excessive is you, Sister Li! I always thought you were kind-hearted, but I didn't expect to know people and faces, but I didn't know your heart! Who made the most money today, don't you have AC in your heart? I also followed them to talk about my badness, or I pressed Aunt Niu all the way to play cards, you can earn so much, let's be a man with a conscience!"

"Get rich! Hey! Open the bar! Hahaha! Today is really blessed by the God of Wealth!"

The women were speechless by him, and could only slap the mahjong on the table with more force, which was considered to vent their dissatisfaction.

Ye Fan is now staying in Xiaogang Village, Nancheng County, G Province, and the warehouse on the other side is located in Dagang Village, both villages are located in the suburbs of Nancheng County, and Dagang Village is slightly closer, so the boss set up the warehouse at that end.

"Aunt Wang, last time I asked you to ask your son to inquire about Ye Fan, who lives in Room 1302, Building 5, Unit 3, Sea Garden Community, Beijing Road, Shencheng City, did you tell your son?"

My son told me that the head of the family had died a long time ago! My son asked me what I was doing with this!" Aunt Wang said in a loud voice.

Ye Fan listened to the words and made a movement in his hands.

"Play the cards! What are you doing in a daze!" Aunt Niu, who was sitting on his lower seat, knocked Ye Fan's hand that stopped in the air with her arm.

A six-of-a-kind fell out!

"Hahaha!

Aunt Niu shouted in surprise.

The characteristic high-decibel sound woke up the dazed Ye Fan, and when he saw that he skillfully withdrew the six pieces on the table, he came out with another one: "Three cakes!"

Seeing this, Aunt Niu shouted: "There is no regret about Luozi! Xu Caikun! Do you still have any cards!"

"Phew! That's the rules for playing chess! We're playing mahjong! What's more, everyone here saw that you hit my arm to drop the card, and if you don't accept it, ask everyone to try it, the eyes of the masses are bright!"

Sister Li and Aunt Wang both nodded at the same time, touching the one that wanted to count the points, they didn't want Aunt Niu to play an extra good deck!

"Hmph! Die well! It seems that you have a lot to do with this Ye Fan!" Aunt Niu had no choice but to give up, "Ninety thousand!"

Ye Fan had already recovered from the shock, and said with a smile: "It was Ye Fan who died, what does it have to do with me Xu Caikun!"

After rubbing a few more laps, Ye Fan began to lose more and win less, and lost the spirit of killing all sides in the past.

Suddenly, a bell rang.

"It's capital time, eleven o'clock!"

The loud sound startled everyone present!

Aunt Niu couldn't help but say: "You young man, why do you use an elderly mobile phone! I use a smart phone!"

As he spoke, he took out a brand-new mobile phone from his pocket, looking uncontrollably proud.

"My son bought it for me!"

"Hey, hey, it's still Aunt Niu's son! I'll buy you a mobile phone, my son, who is thirty years old, and asks the family for money!" Aunt Wang has good eyesight, and immediately echoed her words, which greatly satisfied Aunt Niu's desire to show off.

Ye Fan glanced at it, with a black line on his face, and saw that the back of the phone was a particularly conspicuous logo: Apple! and the style of the phone is Android......

"It's time, stop fighting!" Ye Fan said.

"Hey, why don't you fight when you get up!" Aunt Wang then shouted.

"It's time! Get off work! I want to fight again in the afternoon!" Ye Fan counted sixty yuan, threw it on the table, turned his head and left.

The poker players at the table are used to it, and they have dispersed a few words of muttering, and every day from eight to 11 o'clock in the morning and from two to half past five in the afternoon, they are all working hours.

Ye Fan walked out of the mahjong parlor and walked along the shore, a gust of wind rose, and his eyes were immediately foggy, he wiped the corners of his eyes, and muttered: "It's so windy today!"

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"Brother Fan!

Ye Fan was fanning the fire on the medicine stove at the moment, and Xiao Yi walked over.

"Yes!"

"Hey, hey, hey, hey,

Xiao Yi rubbed his hands and squatted down.

"Yes!"

"I look at the big man, except for the black spots, there is no other problem, and you see him working, I can carry up to three cases of beer at a time, he can carry three boxes with one hand, much stronger than me, why do you have to drink medicine every day!"

"That's your hypocrisy!" Ye Fan said impatiently: "If you have a fart, let it go!"

"Hey, hey, hey, Brother Fan, it seems to be getting paid again recently!"

"Yes!"

"You see the big man's salary is also with you, we've known each other for so long, or ......"

"To you?"

"Hey, hey, hey, how can I ask for this! Borrow! I'll borrow it! I'm sure to pay you back next month!"

"First, I've only known you for 73 days! Second, the salary you just paid the day before yesterday is gone today, so what guarantee do you have to pay me back next month! Third, there's no money!"

"Don't! Brother! I didn't have a birthday yesterday! I have a girlfriend now, I can't go out and let girls spend money!"

Ye Fan pointed to the medicine stove beside him and said, "If you think this is worth some money, just take it and take it, count it as I gave it to you, you don't have to pay it back!"

"Hmph!" Xiao Yi sulked and left.

Ye Fan shook his head, young people nowadays are easily carried away by love.

He had seen Xiaoli at a glance, at the beginning, his face was like a horse, his chest was like his father, his body was like a bamboo pole.

I don't know what Xiao Yitu is, I thought about it and thought about it, and finally came up with an answer, maybe it's for the letters in AC, after all, I saw Xiao Yichun's bright appearance the next day, and no matter how stupid a person is, he can guess what happened the night before.

When I saw Xiaoli again yesterday, I was surprised to find that she seemed to have changed, with a light makeup on her face, a much plump figure, and the frying pan actually turned into a small steamed bun.

And the clothes have also improved a lot, black silk with short skirts, and the magic is really boundless. Otherwise, how can it be said that love makes a woman bigger, no, beautiful!

Even Ye Fan had to admire Xiao Yi's foresight, but looking at his increasingly thin body, he kindly reminded him that young people must know how to restrain themselves!

Unexpectedly, Xiao Yi asked in an echo: "Brother Fan, are you still a chick?"

Ye Fan remembered the only precious thirty seconds in his life, and he didn't know what to say for a while.

You can't let a bronze teach the king to outfit.

He shook his head effortlessly, not thinking about the unbearable past.

What does the thirty-second Ye Fan have to do with me Xu Caikun.

Instead, he shouted, "Drink the medicine!"

The big man hurriedly put down the beer crate in his hand and ran over!

"Wash your hands!"

"Oh!"

Ye Fan was helpless, and he couldn't remember how many times he had taught it!

After washing his hands, the big man immediately picked up the bowl and poured it directly into his mouth, but he was not afraid of being hot, but as soon as he took a sip, he looked at him with a frown and said, "Bitter!"

"Oh! I'm in a bad mood today!

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