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After deciding to kill Huang Laosan, I received a small errand, too merry to find someone to help me get a sick note, gave me a week off, and stuffed 5,000 yuan to me, and sent me to Cangzhou Huangjia Village 30 miles away from Pingxiang, Pingxiang is not far from Cangzhou City, has always been a distribution center for foreign population, there are three religions and nine streams doing everything, and it is not uncommon for me to live in a rash way, after I arrived in Pingxiang, the first thing I did was to buy snakes.

"You buy more and have discounts, buy five or six every day, it's not interesting to make a small fuss. "Snake dealer Sun Dawu sipped a cigarette, smiled at me and said, this is the third day I came to Pingxiang, this Sun Dawu, is also the first person I met in Pingxiang, his profession, is a snake dealer, Cangzhou has a lot of people in this place are good to eat snake meat, there is demand, there is supply, I walked around the street, I found Sun Dawu, as for what I buy snakes for, it is naturally thrown to Huang Laosan's house, speaking of which, this errand is really not easy, not to mention that it is creepy to hold such a sack of snakes, just say that every day in the middle of the night riding an electric car for thirty miles, this is not a human doing, but when I think of the effectIn addition to buying snakes in Pingxiang, I also met a few ruffians and hooligans, these hooligans are not pot-bellied, tattooed bad guys, just local idlers who have nothing serious to do, with them, I can find out the news of these ten miles and eight towns, this, it is also too romantic to give me, experience.

"How can I eat so much at home. I dealt with it casually, and when I was about to leave with a bag full of snakes, I was pulled by Sun Dawu at the corner of my sleeve, I turned my head and was about to ask him what he wanted to do, when I saw him smile mysteriously, lowered his voice and said: "Little brother, if you want to scare that old man, I have a way." ”

"What old man?" I chuckled in my heart, and my face turned a little pale, but I still stubbornly said, "What are you talking nonsense? I don't understand. ”

"Huang Laosan, that old man, you didn't throw these snakes into his house when you bought them. Sun Dawu laughed treacherously and said: "Little brother, I won't tell you, this news on the ground in Pingxiang, my grandson also knows a little, you always look for those boys to ask Huang Laosan about the affairs of the family, even the fool understands what is going on, but let me tell you the truth, you can't do it!"

"Why can't it work?" I saw that Sun Dawu said it so clearly, and I only scolded myself for being unfavorable and missing my feet, but now, it is useless to regret it, I have a heart, and I simply played a bachelor, thinking in my heart, even if this Sun Dawu knows that it is me who is still a snake in Huang Laosan's house, so what, if the police find a clue, I will carry it myself!

"You think, this snake likes to drill holes, likes to eat mice, the countryside is not like the city, a wall is tightly enclosed, the countryside is full of fences, full of rats, as soon as you throw this snake in, it will run away by itself, otherwise why has it not moved for the past two days." ”

"That's true. I suddenly patted my head, I threw snakes at Huang Laosan's house for a few days, the news that came out was indeed not as good as I imagined, and several ruffians said that Huang Laosan's house did see a few snakes, but it was just killed, and I didn't see Huang Laosan frightened, I felt at first that as long as I persevered, one day Huang Laosan would be afraid, but now when I heard Sun Dawu's words, I realized that it was really useless to do this.

"Little brother, if you are willing to take some money out, I will help you get this matter. Sun Dawu laughed a few times, rubbed his hands and said: "Huang Laosan, that kid is not a good person, I have long seen him unpleasant, but I also have to support my family, unlike you who can take a hundred and ten yuan and throw it at his house every day, instead of doing it in vain every day, it is better to give it to me, I will think of a way for you, once and for all." ”

"How much?" As soon as I heard Sun Dawu ask for money, my heart relaxed a little, when I chatted with Tai Merry, he once said to me, the most afraid in this world is the person who doesn't want anything, the least afraid is the person who wants money, as long as he is willing to ask for money, then there is nothing that cannot be negotiated, this Sun Dawu, it seems, is a person who can negotiate.

"Two thousand. Sun Dawu thought about it, raised two fingers, and swore and said: "Send you twenty snakes, guaranteed to scare Huang Laosan to death." ”

"Okay!" I nodded, took out a thousand yuan and shook it in my hand, and then asked, "What's the solution, I'll listen to it first, and also, pay half first, and the remaining half, I'll pay it after I see the effect." ”

"It's hormones. Sun Dawu's eyes lit up, stared at the dozen money in my hand and swallowed his saliva, and said in a panic: "My old grandson, I have been a snake for several years, and the temper of this animal is almost touched, now is the spring and summer handover, when the snake molts and estrus, this female snake will secrete something out as soon as it is in heat, and it will secrete something out, like an aphrodisiac, this male snake smells it, and it has to be sent / Spring madness, follow the taste to the female snake crawl, I met a professor a few years ago, from him got a little female snake estrus secretion of hormones, has been using this to catch the snake, very effective, when the time comes, as long as I wipe the Huang Laosan, the snake has to chase him, far and near as long as it is male, you have to come, when the time comes, you throw the snake in, is it not twice the result with half the effort?"

"Your method is really good!" I didn't hesitate to stuff the money to Sun Dawu, looked left and right, and saw that there was no one, so I approached and said, "Old Sun, don't go out and talk nonsense about this matter." ”

"Who should I tell to go?" Sun Dawu nodded with a look of reassurance on my errand, patted my shoulder and said with a blinking eye: "I won't tell you, what Huang Laosan did that old brute, everyone knows, even if you kill him, no one will say anything." ”

"What the hell, I don't have the guts. I was startled, and quickly shook my head like a rattle, but at this moment, the movement of the hand on the shoulder and the smile flashing in Sun Dawu's eyes made me suddenly feel so familiar, after all, not everyone likes to pat people on the shoulder, that is a very familiar thing that only friends and relatives do, and I have grown so big, except for my father who patted me on the shoulder, the rest is only too romantic and sunspot.

"Alright, we'll see. The smile in Sun Dawu's eyes dissipated, and he turned into the greedy snake dealer again, counting the money excitedly, humming a little tune in his mouth, and turned around and walked out of the small market.

In the next few days, in addition to going to Sun Dawu to get snakes every day, the rest of the time was nailed to the vicinity of Huang Laosan's house, since Sun Dawu broke the loophole thing I did, I had an extra mind, and I didn't go to those ruffians and hooligans to spend that unjust money to find out the news, although I lost this channel, but after all, I was walking around Huang Laosan's house these days, and found a dirt slope, although it was steeper, there were a lot of mosquitoes, but the terrain was good, and there were a lot of weeds and trees, hiding inside, not only hidden, no one could see it, but also could see the situation in Huang Laosan's house, with this treasure land, plus a pair of binoculars and a bottle of wind oil essence, I naturally don't need to risk leaking the wind and ask around.

I have to say that Sun Dawu's method is very useful. I watched it on this slope for two days, and I was about to burst my belly with laughter, although I don't know what kind of method Sun Dawu used to smear that hormone on Huang Laosan's body, but what I know and see is that Huang Laosan's old Wang Ba, these days, is really about to go crazy. The scene of being blocked at the door of the house by more than a dozen snakes is really enjoyable and spectacular, whenever Huang Laosan roars and jumps around the house with a broken throat, I can't wait to go up and shout good, such a day, with the arrival of Tai Merry and Kuroko, finally came to the last day.

"Good job. "Too merry patted me on the shoulder, this action reminded me of Sun Dawu again, after I paid the final payment, Sun Dawu actually disappeared, his coming and going, are so hurried and silent, so that when I inquired about him in the market, there were few people who remembered that there was a cunning dealer who bought snakes, I tried to recall the process of acquaintance with Sun Dawu, trying to find out a little secret of this guy's sudden appearance and sudden disappearance, but in the end, I have to admit that I may really think too much, because the reason why I can know Sun Dawu is because in Pingxiang, he is the only one who sells snakes。

This secret, after many years, was finally figured out, but at that time, Tai Merry, Heizi and Sun Dawu, just like the clouds in the sky, under the blowing of the wind, scattered without a trace, only the light of the sun remains, because, Cangzhou people don't like to eat snakes at all, the so-called Cangzhou people love to eat snakes, it is completely what the guy Tai Merry told me, but they have already come to the end of their lives, only me, learn from them, stand up, to protect the little thing in my heart.

"What should I do next?" I laughed quite proudly at that time, and I didn't tell Sun Dawu about it, after all, I was still a half-old child at that time, and many things were not very embarrassing, even if I made a little situation, I didn't want to say it to make others feel useless, now that I think about it, I was so smart at that time, some things, I understand, after all, it is too late.

"Pretending to be a ghost, of course. Kuroko smiled, took out three clothes, I looked, it was actually a gray robe, shoes, hats, wooden swords and everything else, we hid in the woods and changed into clothes, although it was a little awkward at first, but everyone practiced with each other for a while, and it became decent, after dressing up, Tai Merry took out a bag of orange powder, mixed it with water, and gave one of us a bowl to apply on our bodies, and then staggered together to Huang Laosan's house.

"Sanqing manifests the saint, subdues demons and destroys demons..." I learned to be too romantic and sunspot, while shaking the bell in my hand, while singing loudly in my mouth, after a while, I walked to the door of Huang Laosan's house, the countryside was originally a lot of idlers, women and children, old men and things all day idle and nothing to do, as soon as I heard that there was a lively like Ma Feng gushing out, we did not walk a few steps into the village, behind us followed a large group of people, they saw that we ran to Huang Laosan's house, they said gossip and kindness, this said that Huang Laosan did evil, provoked the snake spirit, sent children and grandchildren to bite him every day, that said Huang Laosan is a monster, is a big rat changed, or there are so many people in the village, there will not be only him alone in the family out of the snake, have been crowded, almost made me laugh out of my big teeth.

"What are you doing, what are you doing?" Huang Laosan heard the crowd at the door, opened the door and walked out, as soon as he saw our three Taoist priests, his eyebrows were twisted together, don't look at the old man's kind eyebrows, but a frowning face, it was really a fierce and vicious appearance, which really scared me, but when I thought of the things that this beast did, I was not afraid for a while, I glared at the eyes and greeted him, and as the Tai Merry commanded, he saluted and said loudly: " This old gentleman invited, we are Taoist priests who traveled down the Dragon and Tiger Mountain, passing by here, I saw the old gentleman's house was full of demons, and he came to subdue the demons. ”

"I don't have any demons and ghosts in my house, what are you talking about!" Although Huang Laosan has white hair, his voice is not low, and he roared loudly: "If you talk nonsense, I'll find the police to arrest you liars!"

"Old Huang Tou, you don't have a monster at home, where did you get so many snakes, what a hard mouth!" At this time, the people in the village shouted, and they said it vividly one by one, and Huang Laosan's hair almost stood up, I laughed secretly in my heart, it seems that this old thing is really damned, and the villagers don't help him.

"It's not that you want to cheat money!" Huang Laosan was in a hurry, yelled out, pointed at the three of us and said: "Don't look at you dogs, you just want to cheat money, and I don't know where I heard about the snake in my house, so I came to the door with a blank eye, I don't want to be fooled, I want to deceive Lao Tzu, wait for another three hundred years!"

"How can we be so young in Longhu Mountain?" Tai Merry smiled, waved his hand indifferently, and said: "This old gentleman, but please rest assured, you don't need a penny to rectify this monster." ”

"Who are you fooling?" Huang Laosan's eyes widened, and he shouted: "I've seen a lot of your tricks, they all say that you don't want money, and in the end, you scare me hard, and you can't wait to dry me before you stop, Lao Tzu doesn't believe it!"

"With the folks here, how can we break our promise?" Tai Fengliu smiled slightly, turned around and untied the burden on his body, revealing a handful of RMB, and said loudly to the onlookers: "Everyone, Poor Dao is here to ask you to be a witness, if Poor Dao accepts a penny from this old gentleman, then please take the three poor Daoist brothers to the police station and arrest them as liars, not only that, but the incense money from Poor Dao's body is also given to this old gentleman, how about it?"

"Then try it, subjugate demons and eliminate demons, it's good-looking!"

"Let's testify, you hurry up and take Huang Laosan, the rat spirit!"

Idlers like to be lively, and they have to do something to do if they have nothing to do, not to mention that the countryside has always been superstitious, and the people in the village don't like this Huang Laosan, one screams louder than the other, Huang Laosan is trembling all over, and he also loses his temper, takes out a kitchen knife, chops it on the ground, and shouts: "Your mother, if there is no monster, Lao Tzu will kill you!"

"This haystack is the mansion of the demons. Tai Merry smiled, pointed to a pile of straw at the door of Huang Laosan's house and said, "Let's see how Poor Dao breaks this mansion first." ”

"Broken, even if you break it, if you can't break it, just wait for death. Huang Laosan sneered, kicked over the straw pile, and the half-human-high straw pile scattered in all directions, scattering grass clippings on the ground.

"There are some things that the eye can't see. Tai Fengliu smiled faintly, squatted down, picked up two handfuls of straw, rubbed it in his hands, only to see that in a moment, a white smoke suddenly rose from the straw in his hand, and then, it burned, Tai Fengliu sprinkled his hand, the burning straw and the wind floated to the ground, burning the grass scattered on the ground, at this time, there were already villagers who exclaimed and came around, one by one from the side to grab a few handfuls of straw to look in front of them, even Huang Laosan picked up a handful with a puzzled face, turned over and over, but did not see anything.

"It's potassium permanganate and glycerol. Seeing that I was also a little surprised, Kuroko took advantage of their inattention and whispered to me: "Calm down, don't be cowardly, this is all a little trick, he painted something in his hands, potassium permanganate in one hand, glycerin in the other, smeared on the grass, and then rubbed the two sides of the coated things a few times, and it burned, pure chemical reaction." ”

"Understood. I nodded, and also learned to be too merry and sunspot, smiling, smiling and silent, unfathomable.

"The mansion is broken, the demon is about to appear, everyone disperses!" Tai Merry shouted, startled the onlookers hurriedly retreated a few steps, just when his words fell, several black shadows came out of the burning straw pile, straight to the Tai Merry Run, I was taken aback, hurriedly looked, but found that the Tai Merry sleeves were raised, a handful of orange powder sprinkled out, mixed with smoke, those few black shadows were forced by the powder, suddenly stopped their figures, scattered in all directions, and then there were villagers exclaimed: "Snake, it's a snake!"

"It's the snake spirit. Tai Fengliu stood in the smoke, his hands clasped together, his long sleeves swaying with the wind, it was really an indescribable fairy wind bone.

"What kind of spell are you?" Although Huang Laosan was also a little panicked, he still recognized the things that were spilled by Tai Fengliu, and he said with disdain: "Realgar powder, Lao Tzu has seen it, and I bought a lot of snakes yesterday!"

"The old gentleman is right, although the poor road has some spells, but to rectify this snake essence, you have to use realgar, what the poor road can do, but temporarily hurt the vitality of the snake essence, as for the long-term solution, it is not what the poor road can do, old man, you have to rely on this realgar to defend yourself!" Tai Fengliu nodded, took out a bottle of porcelain jar from the baggage, handed it to Huang Laosan, and said with a smile: "This is my Longhu Mountain's secret realgar wine, the old gentleman drank it, make an introduction, as long as there is this primer in the future, ordinary realgar wine to the abdomen, it also has a miraculous effect." ”

"Who knows what you gave me, what should I do if it is poisonous, do you want money?" Huang Laosan looked at Tai Merry and asked suspiciously.

"It's nothing to take a sip and show the old gentleman. The moment Tai Merry unscrewed the porcelain bottle, a fragrance wafted out, Huang Laosan and the villagers present couldn't help but take a big sip, only I took a flute, and secretly said Isn't this the perfume that Tai Merry went out to seduce female students?

"Poor Dao has already drunk, the old gentleman might as well try it, this kind of thing is not something that ordinary people can drink, strengthen the body, just wait for leisure. Tai Fengliu smiled slightly, handed the porcelain bottle to Huang Laosan's eyes, Huang Laosan hesitated for a moment, tentatively drank a small sip, I carefully observed Huang Laosan's expression, only to see that after the entrance of the male yellow wine, his pupils were fierce, the whole person's face was ruddy, a mouth, his voice trembled, and he muttered: "Also, it's really a fairy thing!"

"Old man Huang, what's wrong with you, give me a sip too!" At this time, a villager who was close to him grabbed it, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he wanted to grab the porcelain bottle, but was blocked by Huang Laosan, and drank the realgar wine inside as soon as he turned around, and then laughed and said: "I won't give it to you at all!"

"In the future, as long as the old gentleman drinks three taels of realgar wine every day, he will be able to dissolve this introduction, and after three years, it will have a miraculous effect. Tai Fengliu smiled slightly, gave a salute, and then said: "The fate is over, Poor Dao and the others are going back to Longhu Mountain, and I hope that the old gentleman remembers Poor Dao's words, three years later, Poor Dao and the old gentleman, there is still a chance, as for the result, it depends on whether the old gentleman can turn this introduction away." ”

"Definitely, definitely, there will be trouble for the Taoist chief when the time comes. Huang Laosan nodded in a panic, his tone became respectful, and he sent the three of us a few hundred meters away, and then reluctantly returned to the village.

"Is that the end of this?" After waiting for a long way out, I hurriedly asked, "What if you can fool him for a while, and he won't drink it as soon as he turns his head?"

"No, that kind of person. Tai Merry smiled and said: "Knowing oneself and knowing that the other is victorious, Huang Laosan has done too many things, he has had nightmares in the past few years, and he doesn't know how much the incense money has spent, and after drinking the thing I gave him, it is like a different person, his eyes are also bright, and he will naturally believe it after seeing my ability." ”

"You added perfume, what else, why did he react so much?" Huang Laosan is just a bad old man in the end, when a person is old, his complexion is poor, and his eyes will lose the bright light of a young man and become cloudy, but as soon as he drinks that thing, it is like a different person, which really makes me curious.

"Have you heard of Red Bull?" Kuroko laughed, patted me on the shoulder and said: "It's a stimulant added to it, people drink Red Bull, and Huang Laosan drinks realgar wine with stimulants, and the effect is the same, but it's just that we are obvious, so he feels comfortable, excited, and refreshed." ”

"You've got a set. "At that time, I admired these two companions very much, and the desire for strength and ability in my heart became stronger, however, just when I was planning to follow Tai Merry and Kuroko to do a few more games and learn skills, a sudden change made everything different.