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Feng Han: Hello Mr. Guo.

Guo Qian: Hello Feng Han.

Feng Han: You've watched all the performances just now.

Guo Qian: I secretly glanced at it a few times.

Feng Han: What shows do you like?

Guo Qian: A classmate used a toothpaste box to blow a tune, which I think is quite chic.

Feng Han: Oh, like music?

Guo Qian (fingers draw circles on the table, eyes look to the side): That's a student in our class.

Haha, harvest sporadic laughter.

Feng Han (nodding): Well, this character is really in the same vein as you.

Guo Qian: Why did I slam the door?

Feng Han (vicious): Do you remember one time, when I went down to the restaurant and ran into you, what did you do?

Guo Qian (innocent): Remember, I ordered two dishes and shared a table with you.

Feng Han: Then let me ask you, what did I order, what did you order?

Guo Qian: What you ordered was, eh, I can't remember this memory.

Feng Han: Let me remind you, steamed lamb~

Guo Qian (super fast from slow to fast): steamed lamb...... Steamed bear's paw... Steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su paner......

The audience applauded, especially the 15th class, which was called a cheer, and there were many teachers, although they often heard Mr. Guo say this, but they still never got tired of listening to it, and they were very good.

Feng Han (covering Guo Qian's mouth): Did I trigger your mechanism?

Guo Qian: No, I haven't finished talking yet, what about the dishes you ordered that day, smoked chicken and white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, and stuffed duck with Jiang rice......

Feng Han (stopped him): Just say a few representative ones, there is no need for people to know if you have money.

Guo Qian: Then I won't talk about the 108 dishes in the back.

Feng Han: These are enough, then tell me what you ordered, and share the table with me~

Guo Qian (eyebrows and eyes): Draw Shi Mi and shoot Brother Huang~

Feng Han: Straighten your tongue and say!

Guo Qian: Peanuts, cucumbers.

Feng Han: That's it, still sharing a table with me, which makes me so angry (feminine stomping her feet and twisting her body).

Lu Youxi couldn't help but laugh.

Guo Qian: Dissipate your anger, it's a big deal to watch the show later, I'll invite you to dinner.

Feng Han: What to eat, peanuts and cucumbers?

Guo Qian (gritting his teeth): Another preserved egg.

Feng Han (pointing at Mr. Guo in disappointment): No wonder the musical instruments of the students in your class are toothpaste boxes.

Guo Qian: The show is very good, so what show do you like?

Feng Han: There was a flute player just now, I like this.

Guo Qian: That's a flute, have you ever played it?

Feng Han (flute-shaped): Blowing, ¥#@&* (gourd baby accompaniment).

Guo Qian: Sounds familiar, is this a flute?

Feng Han: I love this, I told my daughter-in-law, my daughter-in-law, hey~hehehe(swallow saliva, swallow foam, wipe the corners of your mouth)~

Guo Qian: Your daughter-in-law is a crystal elbow, you are so good-looking.

The audience burst into laughter! Lu Youxi was blushed by the mother-in-law next to her.

Feng Han (waved his hand): To be serious, I told my daughter-in-law that on the day I died, I buried the flute with me.

Guo Qian: Do you like it so much?

Feng Han: Love this.

Guo Qian: It's the end.

Feng Han (blowing suona): Suona, I like it too, ¥#@&* (accompaniment of gourd baby), I told my daughter-in-law, the day I died, I buried the suona with me.

Guo Qian: Oh.

Feng Han (pulling erhu): Erhu, ¥#@&* (accompaniment of gourd baby), I am dead, buried together.

Guo Qian: This is an erhu?

Feng Han: Later, I saw the chime, ¥#@&* (accompaniment of the gourd baby).

Guo Qian: Eh, it's not too noisy.

Feng Han: My daughter-in-law said that the country finally dug it out and don't bury it (Zeng Hou Yi's bell has just been unearthed).

Guo Qian: It's okay, why are you tossing the chime...

Feng Han: I just mean, I especially admire people's band, a small instrument, can bring happiness to people and benefit the people, why can't I!

Guo Qian: You can also benefit the people.

Feng Han: Any profession is beneficial to the people, three religions and nine streams, men, women and children, as long as they work, it is beneficial to the society.

The principal, vice principal, teachers, and parents in the audience all nodded, they didn't expect this, what cross talk is quite educational, and it makes people listen to it.

Feng Han: Even if it is a rural livestock raiser, a cattle and sheep raiser, a pig raiser, a whip to drive, snap ~ take the feed to greet, ooo~

Guo Qian: Eh, this is a pig farmer.

Feng Han: Without them, how can we eat meat!

Guo Qian: That makes sense.

Feng Han: I admire it so much when I look at it, I just want to praise two words: Who is my son?

Guo Qian: He said?

Feng Han (satisfied): Oh, bring happiness to the people!

Guo Qian: Who brings happiness to whom~

Feng Han: At least I'm much happier, who is my grandson?ooo! Oh, don't, be polite~

Guo Qian: This one also doesn't have a long memory.

Feng Han: Who is Wang Ba?

Guo Qian: What did he say?

Feng Han: I came here with a whip.

Guo Qian: This is a sheep herding guy, this is to smoke you.

Feng Han: He also has an unkind side~

Guo Qian: Who is not kind!

In this paragraph, the feedback from the audience was a little cold, but Master Guo and Mei Fengchao were laughing back and forth, both of them were northerners.

Feng Han: But I'm already very happy.

Guo Qian: You can take advantage of it.

Feng Han: My teeth are broken.

Guo Qian: What kind of humanity?

Feng Han: I'm so beautiful, let's celebrate.

Guo Qian: Is this still a celebration?

Feng Han: I bought two catties of crabs, boss, pick up a big one, want a fat one, put it up, I carried these more than 50 crabs home, so beautiful that I look like something.

Guo Qian: Wait, two catties of crabs, more than 50! How big are the crabs?

Feng Han (gestured to the size of a coin): It's so big.

Guo Qian: You're not afraid to use it as a penny~

Feng Han: Chess pieces and crabs.

Guo Qian: How can there be a chess crab?

Feng Han: Go crabs.

Guo Qian: Just name it.

Feng Han: Take home to the steamer, sit with our old Han, eat, eat open, you can eat four meals!

The old Han Yixi in the audience didn't expect that there was himself in it.

Guo Qian: Four? That's about the size of a biscuit.

Feng Han (comparing drinking): The old man is also happy.

Guo Qian: Do you want to drink some?

Feng Han: (Compare to peel crab classic)

Guo Qian: Is your dad peeling crabs or knocking edamame?

Feng Han (continue to peel): Meticulous, slow work makes clever work.

Mei Fengchao and Mrs. Guo were laughing so fast that they couldn't stop laughing, knocking edamame, hahaha!

However, others think that they are so strange, what's so funny about this, they prefer to watch Feng Han tease Lu Youxi.

This cross talk is more than 30 minutes, in order to save time (in order to avoid talking about my water), Feng Han deleted a lot of things, and after a few laughs with huge differences between the north and the south, he finally talked about the topic of the black meeting, and it also came to an end.

After all kinds of setbacks when the black club, he was beaten for collecting protection money, the sticker tattoo was washed, he was called Hanako, he was beaten by selling sweet potatoes, and finally told a joke about helping the lady settle things.

The other party didn't give money, and Feng Han went over to help ask for money, but in the end, he couldn't get angry.

Feng Han: You really don't give it? Of course you don't give it, you don't give it, let's make friends.

Guo Qian: Making friends?

Feng Han: - You mentioned me about this later.

- (getting dressed) Eh, this is like a human saying, what do you call the eldest brother?

- My name is Guo Qian'er.

Guo Qian: Nonsense!

(bow, end~)

In Guo Degang's "I" series, he portrayed himself as a little person who was angry, and a lot of witty and interesting things happened to him, Feng Han's performance was quite successful, after watching this performance, at least he wouldn't feel that he was handsome and had a sense of distance.

All in all, it's down-to-earth, but the effect doesn't seem to be as good as expected, and sure enough, the difference between the north and the south is not a joke.

The last paragraph about the embarrassment of the black meeting, the students finally gave some applause, and the parents and teachers were not very satisfied.

This Teacher Guo is also yes, what kind of coaxing with a child.

However, as parents and teachers' families, Mei Fengchao and Mrs. Guo, two northerners, really laughed and soured.

Although Lu Youxi is not a northerner, she works and lives in the capital all the year round, and can speak the Beijing dialect and Jinmen dialect proficiently.

When you go back, be sure to edit the video and put it on the Internet for fans to criticize.

Feng Han and Teacher Guo Qian were about to go down, and Principal Dugu was about to come up, when suddenly, Zhu Peiqi shouted, "Slow~"

Looking at the slightly crazy look in her eyes, Feng Han couldn't help but feel bad: she was going to do something!