(Guarantee 2)

Only the first and second year of high school participated in the New Year's Day performance, as for the third year of high school, hehe, the third year of high school has no human rights, go back to self-study!

Because Dongyang No. 1 Middle School is a big school, the New Year's Day party is divided into two sessions, the afternoon is the high school one, and the evening is the second high school session.

Of course, as an audience, it's okay if you want to enjoy both performances, so in addition to the sophomore teachers and students and some of their families, there are also some first-year high school students, who packed the auditorium, and the aisles were full of people, so they almost sold hanging tickets.

The hosts of the New Year's Day party in the second year of high school are Zhu Peiqi from the bamboo class and Qiao Zhi from the Mei class, a man and a woman, who can speak well.

Almost every class can have two or three opportunities to perform on stage, and the teachers also have a few places, Feng Han and Teacher Guo are the teachers who occupy the quota.

Before the list of performances was determined, it was also a long PK.

For example, if there are more than a dozen people in the whole grade who want to sing "Childhood", then choose the one who sings the best, or everyone can only sing it together.

There is also a poetry recitation, this kind of program is the laziest, with the skills of high school students has no appreciation value, and every class will report, so it can be brushed off, and the opportunity to give the opportunity to magic and language is a type of program that everyone likes to see.

Feng Han and Teacher Guo sat backstage, they were all familiar with the lines, Feng Han teased, Teacher Guo praised him, Feng Han, who had a library plug-in, was not afraid of not being able to remember the words at all.

He thinks that Mr. Guo should be fine, many lines are created by him, not to mention that he is praised, and the number of lines is much less.

Of course, it's not easy to praise, three points to tease and seven points to praise, not everyone can become Teacher Yu Qian.

Feng Han is most worried about his acting talent, after all, his appearance is too different from that of Guo Degang, and the cross talk he chose is a classic of Guo Degang and Yu Qian, and his role is Guo Zi.

Although the prefix of cross talk is "say", it also needs to be performed, Feng Han is a little handsome, and he is not born with such a sense of joy, I am afraid that it is difficult to amuse the audience through some funny language and actions.

It's Mr. Guo, who has a big face on a silver plate, and is born with a happy appearance, and he can really try to tease him in the future.

"When will it be our turn?" Mr. Guo wiped the sweat from his head, and it was a little hot in the background.

"It's going to have to be another hour, let's have to wait. Feng Han said.

"The song you're singing now is yours, right?"

"Yes, "Hero Lonely", the singing is good. Feng Han listened for a moment.

The two chatted with each other, but they didn't talk about the lines, they had worked hard for several days before, and now it is easy to make their brains confused, but it is better to gossip about parents, relax, and face the next performance with the most relaxed mentality.

Whenever there is a show, the host will hide to the side and see the backstage.

Teacher Guo reminded, "Hey, why does the host keep looking at you?"

He is talking about Zhu Peiqi, since Feng Han and Lu Youxi got married, she has looked at herself with this kind of eyes, as if she was a merciless disciple.

Feng Han stopped Teacher Guo, "Don't look at her, pretend not to see it, this girl has a crush on me, but I married someone else, and it's normal for her to be a little abnormal." ”

"Oh," Mr. Guo said in a low voice, "I didn't expect you to be young and have a lot of love debts~"

"Do you think I'm willing, handsome, kind, and versatile, it's my fault!" Feng Han was also distressed~

Teacher Guo hehe, "Your shameless appearance is quite the style of my year~"

The two looked at each other and smiled.

Not to mention, this Dongyang No. 1 Middle School is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, a piano solo, a flute solo, and a toothpaste box solo.

are very talented, and there was just a acrobatic performance, but it was a comedy, performing all kinds of failed acrobatics, all kinds of plates and bowls on the stage, broken to the ground.

Feng Han and Teacher Guo glanced at each other, "Why don't we change the script again?"

"I felt the need to combine it with the performances I had done on stage. ”

Feng Han nodded, that's what he meant.

The two are not old partners, and they don't have the ability to hang up, so they have to add up to the total before they go on the field.

The gala performance started at 7 o'clock, and until 10 o'clock, the audience's enthusiasm was about to wear out, and it was Feng Han and Mr. Guo's turn.

They are the penultimate program, and the penultimate is the calligraphy performance of the principal Dugule, which is said to be given to a parent or student by lottery.

The previous show was Feng Han's original squad leader Lu Qiao, but he didn't expect the opportunity to play and sing "Childhood" on the guitar fell on his head, which was really good, Feng Han was talking about the guitar.

The two walked to the opposite side to say hello, and then Feng Han and Teacher Guo appeared on the side of the stage, waiting for the host's call.

Qiao Zhi: "Below, is the finale of this New Year's Day gala, the cross talk performance "I Am a Black Club"!"

Zhu Peiqi: "The performers are Feng Han from Class 4 of the second year of high school, and Teacher Guo Qian, the head teacher of Class 15!"

Qiao Zhi: "Eh, Peggy, do you know what cross talk is?"

"I've heard that this is a new form of comedy performance, which only requires two people to stand on the stage and touch their mouths to make people laugh. ”

Qiao Zhi: "Oh, is it really that magical?"

Qiao Zhi and Zhu Peiqi: "Then, invite them to the stage!"

The two were wearing a rather antique robe, and as soon as they appeared, Lu Youxi took out the tripod and video recorder he had prepared, and aimed them at the two people on the stage.

However, some teachers and parents frowned when they heard this name, the name of this show is reactionary, shouldn't it teach bad and good students~

"I Am the Black Society" is the early work of Guo Degang and Yu Qian, Feng Han once thought about which cross talk to say and whose cross talk to say.

Thinking about it, Guo Yu's cross talk is not so upright, it is very down-to-earth, which is more suitable for the wild state of their brothers.

However, many of Guo Yu's cross talk are vulgar, and it is not suitable to say on such a solemn and celebratory occasion, what "Asking Wife and Offering Child", Feng Han told Teacher Guo Qian about this, which can make his head teacher and Mrs. Guo angry to death.

There are also some that involve professional cross talk knowledge, which will not be suitable at the moment when there is no cross talk soil, such as "Eight Screens", "Selling Cloth Heads" and "Selling Hanging Tickets".

So choosing and choosing, combined with the phenomenon of the occasional gangsters outside the school asking students to "borrow money", Feng Han recreated and created such an article "I Am the Black Club".

The arrangement on the stage is two microphones, a table, Mr. Guo Qian is in the table, and Feng Han is standing outside the table, which is also arranged according to Feng Han's requirements.

After the two came on stage, they bowed first, and after getting sparse applause, the performance officially began~