Chapter 010: The Devil from Heaven
There is no money, no ability, you want to trade with the devil, and all you can do is life.
It's the same thing with the fairy trade.
Anyone who has watched TV series knows that between gods and demons often change makeup, hairstyles and costumes.
It's simple, it's convenient, and it's practical.
The woman who was weak yesterday can see a significant change in her after changing her clothes today.
Well, the upper body looks a lot bigger.
and revealing her original femme fatale.
Pit!
Definitely a pit!
Ye Fan originally thought that cultivating immortals was the same as Xiao Yan, there was an old grandfather who carried him with him, and while talking about not bullying the poor young man, he shouted terrifyingly, and then he became an existence that could fight and turn horses into a horse in one step and ten footprints.
Or like Han Li, knock the medicine to fight monsters and brush up on the copy, run away for revenge and do an auction, anyway, if there is something to do, he will slip away, and if he has nothing to do, he will run away, and he will fly up to the immortal realm with one step and two steps back.
Have you ever thought that you would take a booklet with seven zeros to go around to subdue demons and eliminate demons as a task?
"That's it?" Ye Fan said as he looked at Zi Lin with a confused expression.
"yes, isn't that easy?"
"But...... I'm just an ordinary person who speaks Mandarin, don't you need to give me some magic weapons, grandpa or something?
"Well, I only watch female frequency. But I still understand what you're trying to say. Then I'll send you this bundle of immortals, I only have one, you can bundle the immortals, the bundle monsters are very powerful, and then there is a small Qiankun bag here, which can also be given to you, you can take things in the air, so it is convenient for you to store something, and it is also very practical. ”
As he was talking, two things appeared in front of Ye Fan's eyes, one was the thick green rope that had just tied him, and the other was an antique small bag.
"As for the old man, there is one in your inn, and you will see him when you go back. ”
Ye Fan nodded.
Okay, it's better than nothing, and it sounds pretty good
I asked in detail how to use it, and I felt that I suddenly had a lot more confidence to run on the long road of cultivating immortals.
"Alright, it's not too early, I'm going back on an errand. ”
After torturing the soul, Ye Fan could clearly feel the change in Zilin's attitude towards him, from indifference to curiosity, and then to a trace of closeness now.
He wondered what was hidden in his body?
But if you can't ask, you can only rely on yourself to slowly explore.
Ye Fan suddenly had a feeling in the depths of his heart, this is the feeling that he couldn't experience when he was escorted all the way since he was a child, what he learned and what he got a full score in the exam.
"The world seems to be interesting. ”
Ye Fan really wanted to ask Xiao Yi at the moment.
Can you understand the loneliness of a genius?
No, you don't understand, just like you can't imagine the happiness of a rich person, there is no one to share the troubles caused by Ye Fan being too good.
When Zilin said "why did you come back to life again", he had actually believed and accepted the fact that there were immortals in the world, and he had an innate interest in exploring the unknown world.
Even a little excited.
"Smack!"
A burst of cold water poured over again.
Ye Fan wiped the water stains on his face and looked at Zilin innocently.
Can't I pretend to be better in broad daylight?
Zi Lin was still very satisfied with the result of this descent to earth, although it was a little dangerous, but she actually found Uncle Hongjing, she couldn't help but want to run back to report the good news to her sister.
No, it's better not to talk about it for now.
"Ye Fan!"
"Huh?"
"Am I leaving?"
Then why are you still splashing me?
"Yes!
"Don't you have anything I want to say?"
I'll be sure to tie you to the bed next time!
"Nope. ”
"Okay. There will be later!"
Then splash you with AD calcium!
"Yes. ”
"Am I really leaving?"
Towels won't be given to you yet!
"Yes. ”
"Well, I have one last word I want to say to you. ”
"Put!"
"If you ascend to the immortal realm one day, let's form an immortal couple!"
"En?" Ye Fan, who was in YY, raised his head, grew his mouth, and looked at her in surprise.
Immortals?
And me?
We are married?
If I understand correctly, that is, the boy we give birth to in the future can be called Ye Lingyu, and the girl born can be called Ye Zhenzhen?
OMG!
Wait a minute!
I also have to think about what our grandchildren are called!
Zi Lin didn't know how she would suddenly dare to say such a thing, her face suddenly turned red, and she didn't even dare to look at the burning eyes cast by Ye Fan.
This feeling is like the first time Uncle Hongjing taught her to dance the sword, shy and embarrassed.
I didn't know what I thought of suddenly, and I laughed out loud.
This smile, Yanran is charming and provokes the red dust to fly, and the Bodhi shy flower is the world.
At this moment, Ye Fan seemed to understand King Zhou You, Tang Xuanzong, and the queen of the Southern Tang Dynasty......
There should be no limit to the second child in the fairy world, I like my daughter, and I can have another one called ......
Eileen Yip.
A faint light lit up, the fairy in the house had disappeared, Ye Fan didn't know where she went, but she had already lived in her heart.
"Isn't it the land lord?
"Isn't it just cultivating immortals?
"Isn't it just catching demons?
The breakthrough in Ye Fan's body had a majestic momentum, and he couldn't wait to go to the inn to start a new job.
Wait a minute!
Where's the inn?
That's right!
Where's the inn?
"Hey!"
"Zilin, are you still there?"
"If you're there, please tell me, where is the inn?"
"Hello?"
……
……
"Brother Fan, why don't you even play mahjong today, and keep looking at this bank card and smirking. ”
"You don't understand!"
"I have a girlfriend, what's not to understand, I didn't come back last night, did I go on a date?"
"Huh! low-key, low-key!"
"How many bases?"
"Huh?"
"Hey, hey, hey, first base means holding hands, second base means kissing, third base means caressing, home run, needless to say, that's it!"
"Filthy! Phew, I don't care to be a colleague with someone like you, I am love, love knows?"
Ye Fan angrily moved his small plastic bench farther away......
Xiao Yi was suddenly a little confused.
"What's wrong?"
But he didn't have to think about it, he was just going to show off his Slam home run, after all, Ye Fan went out to live with a big man last night, and it was a first base at most.
Of course, Ye Fan didn't know Xiao Yi's thoughts, and if he knew, it would definitely not be as simple as pretending to be angry.
At this moment, he was secretly folding his hands and thinking about how many bases last night was?
Hand in hand?
Does the pulse count?
Kiss?
It doesn't seem to be.
Caress?
Is it okay to look for an ID card?
As for home runs......
It's fun to think about it!
"It's time to eat!" Brother Qiang woke up Ye Fan, who was smirking, turned his head to look, and found that the big man and Xiao Yi appeared at some point, and they both tilted their heads and squatted next to him to watch......
"Get out!"
"Oh. Big man, look, the moon is so big today!"
"Great!"
Brother Qiang specially bought leeks and mutton for Ye Fan today, he is also from here, and he didn't come back last night, so he understands.
"Come, come, eat. ”
However, Ye Fan didn't seem to understand Brother Qiang's deep meaning, and said with a serious face: "Brother Qiang, leeks are warm, mutton is sweet and warm, especially now in summer, your body can't eat more." ”
"Uh...... I'll pay attention next time?"
"Yes. Follow your doctor's instructions!"
It was just a small episode, and everyone was still eating lunch with joy as usual.
Brother Qiang is simple and unpretentious, hard-working, and willing to listen to other people's opinions.
Xiao Yi is simple and direct, simple and kind-hearted, even if he is angry, he will laugh after a while.
So the four of them get along well on the whole.
"Brother Fan, Brother Qiang, big man, I'll invite you to dinner tonight, right?" Xiao Yi saw that everyone had almost eaten, and said what had been brewing for a long time.
"Why did you suddenly remember to invite us to dinner?" Brother Qiang asked first.
"Hey, didn't you have a birthday the day before yesterday? I discussed it with Xiaoli, and I was going to make up for it, but this time I won't invite those fox friends and dog friends, so I'll invite a few of you. Xiao Yi replied.
"Where did you get the money to invite us to dinner?" Ye Fan took a sip of tea and asked.
"Brother Fan, you dislike me again!" Xiao Yi said angrily.
"Ye Fan!" Brother Qiang had no choice but to make a round. "It's also a good thing that Xiao Yi invited us to dinner!"
"That's it, Xiaoli cooked for us in her rental house tonight, she is very good!" Xiao Yi said with a smile.
"Okay, let's go!" Brother Qiang was like a big parent, and he was sure of this matter.
Ye Fan was noncommittal.
The big man may not even be paying attention to what they are saying, and he is pouring the soup from the dish into the liner of his rice cooker.
To be honest, since Ye Fan met the big man, he didn't know how to write two words of waste.
"I still have something to say......" Xiao Yi looked a little hesitant and lowered his head and said.
"What?" Brother Qiang then asked.
"That's it...... Finish the month...... I don't want to do it!" Xiao Yi said weakly.
"What!" Brother Qiang stood up excitedly.
Ye Fan looked at Xiao Yi curiously and asked, "Then what are you going to do?"
Xiao Yi stubbornly said: "I'm going to work in Xiaoli's store, where the salary is high, and I can get tens of thousands of dollars a month!"
"Is it reliable?" Brother Qiang hurriedly asked.
Ye Fan felt that it didn't matter, after all, people go to high places, if they really want to make money, it's not the same where they work, it's just that Xiao Yi has a high school graduate, can she really go to her to talk so easily?
"Xiaoli, what are you doing?" Ye Fan asked.
"Xiaoli does beauty, she said that she told her boss that she would let me go to the field for training first, and after a few months of training, I could go to work in their beauty salon, and I could easily earn more than 10,000 yuan a month!"
"She also said that if you want, you can also go, Baojiao Baohui, I have several friends who have listened to her!" Xiao Yi said excitedly.
When Ye Fan heard this, he was shocked, how could it be beauty again?