Chapter 009: I Want to Become an Immortal and Be Happy

Ye Fan had another dream.

Just after he passed out in agony.

In fact, he thought that he was still under the pressure of the bracelet.

But now he is not in pain.

As in my previous dreams, I was looking at everything in front of me from a third-person perspective.

This is an endless desert, in the distance, the continuous yellow sand in the distance seems to be connected to the sky, but there is no water here, let alone life, only the earthy yellow sand......

There was a strong wind in the yellow sand, and the wind swept up layers of sand, almost making it impossible for Ye Fan from the third perspective to see clearly. The wind blew and blew, and I don't know how long it took, and a huge ...... appeared faintly on the surface of the yellow sand

It's a human face......

……

"Uncle Hongjing?"

The dreams I've had recently are all magical, and if I can implant movies into my dreams in the future, what 3D images, what high-definition 2K, what IMAX, are all floating clouds.

How can there be a third perspective to look at the scene in front of you that is too real to be real.

It's a pity that I didn't see what that face looked like.

Ye Fan woke up.

As soon as he woke up, he found that the rope on his body had been loosened, and the beauty was only a punch away from him.

Not even a single pimple!

Stretch the neck and show the neck, and the quality is exposed.

How could it be born so good-looking!

Ye Fan couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and said softly, "What uncle?"

"Smack!"

This time it's not cold water, it's not a cup......

It's a slap!

Who am I going to mess with!

Sadomasochism addiction, isn't it?

"Ouch! I'm so angry! The tiger doesn't threaten you, I'm a sick cat!"

I saw Ye Fan turn over and jump up, and was about to make a move to make a hungry tiger pounce......

A short sword reappeared near his Adam's apple, only 0.01 centimeters away.

This one feels familiar.

Therefore, Ye Fan is also extremely skilled in handling it......

"Meow~"

A crisp voice rang out.

Ye Fan can swear to the sky that this cat meow is not from himself, if it is, he will let himself be stabbed to death!

He shifted his ass slightly, narrowing the distance between them a little further.

The beauty already knew who lived in Ye Fan's body, and she was excited, she didn't expect to know the news of Uncle Hongjing after so long, and thought that he had already fallen!

Is it reincarnation?

It's good to be alive!

"My name is Zilin, purple purple, dazzling Lin, what about you?"

Kindness?

Why did you suddenly jump to the self-introduction part?

"I ...... Ye Fan, the leaf of the leaf, the ordinary Fan!"

"Okay!, we're acquainted!" the beautiful woman retracted her dagger and sat down in her place.

Now that the tie is loose, Ye Fan can finally move his muscles and bones, and he doesn't know how long he has been tied, although there is no trace of binding on his body, it is inevitable that he will be sore.

Ye Fan looked to the side, the big man was still asleep, and his snoring was still so crisp and loud.

"Don't look at it! he's been under my spell and won't wake up for a while. ”

Ye Fan nodded, the big man was fine, rubbed his wrist, and said, "Did you ask something?"

"Yes. Zi Lin responded, with a rare playful look on her face, "But I won't tell you." ”

Ye Fan: ......

Okay, I can't beat it, I can't beat it, I'm still trying to figure it out slowly, at least I know that there are really gods in this world, and ...... He could also be a god.

"Then you can let us go, right?"

He didn't want to dwell on it, the big man didn't have acupuncture today.

"Uh...... Let me think again. ”

Ye Fan didn't want to care about her, she was still wearing pants and naked.

I don't know if it's his loss or his loss after being watched by a beautiful woman for so long!

Ye Fan frowned, thinking that he had forgotten the clothes that he hadn't changed, so he had to casually pick up the sheets and wipe his body, and put on the same set as yesterday.

"By the way, do you want to cultivate immortals?" Zi Lin suddenly increased the decibel level and asked.

Cultivating immortals?

Yes!

"I don't want to!" Ye Fan said with a straight face.

"Why?" Ziling asked excitedly.

Because you haven't given me any favors.

"There's no why!" Ye Fan's face became a little more serious.

"Cultivating immortals can travel freely in the world, cultivating immortals can not worry about the world, and cultivating immortals can also live forever, why don't you want to cultivate immortals?"

"Because ......"

Because I don't know how to fix it!

"Because I don't want to!"

"Whew!"

There was a cracking sound of air.

A flying sword appeared at Ye Fan's Adam's apple again, only 0.01 centimeters away......

That's right!

It's easy!

It's good to be like this early, it's convenient for us!

Which little shou have you ever seen who still makes a choice?

But next time, can you change the trick!

What about a small leather whip?

"Do you want to?"

“…… Think!" Ye Fan said with a pretended unwillingness on his face.

"Okay! Then it's so happily decided! It just so happened that the recent land lord was killed by me for violating the rules of heaven, you can take his place, although the level is a bit low, but I believe you will be able to soar soon." ”

It is not so much that Zilin believes in Ye Fan, it is better to say that she believes in the Hongjing in Ye Fan's body.

As he spoke, a brown book flew towards him, "This is the Book of Immortals, which has been refined by me, you only need to drop a drop of blood to recognize the Lord, and when you complete this Book of Immortals, Deyuan will become an immortal." ”

"And...... You're still the shopkeeper of an inn from now on!, are you happy?"

"Happy...... bar. ”

"Wait! The inn, the shopkeeper, isn't it a cultivator, how did it become a store?"

"Oh, don't you know? The communication between the fairy world and the human world needs a medium, and some Da Luo Jin Immortals may not be able to go down to the mortal world once in a hundred years, but the human world is changing too quickly, and at this time, the local land lord is needed to help the immortals understand and familiarize themselves with the mortal world. ”

"There are also some immortals who are not possessed by mortals, and they usually choose to stay in the inn for convenience, which is equivalent to a post station. The land lord is the treasurer who manages this inn. ”

"Of course, you can also do some small tasks on the Book of Immortals at the same time to increase your own German Yuan, and when the German Yuan reaches a certain amount, you can soar!

Ye Fan probably understood, that is, he became a land lord in a blink of an eye, and he also had a real estate of his own, and then he could become an immortal by constantly upgrading and fighting monsters through this inn......

He opened the manual, intending to study what was wonderful, the manual was very simple, a brown cover, about the size of a palm, and the material should be pigskin.

Oh, and probably human skin, too.

It feels cold to the touch.

It's smooth.

Very unpretentious.

Boxy.

It's very suitable for the aesthetics of modern people.

Simple and elegant.

Turning the first page, it is written in traditional Chinese characters: Do what the saint does not do, teach without words, do all things without resignation, give birth without having, do not worry, and succeed without dwelling.

Ye Fan knew that this passage was an excerpt from the second chapter of the Tao Te Ching, because he happened to see the second chapter.

It probably means that a saint engages in affairs that do not become famous, carries out exhortations that do not need to be famous, openly welcomes the emergence and change of all things without resisting or avoiding, gives birth to everything and does not hold on to his own, does not cling to what he has done, and achieves his career without being famous. It's because he doesn't live up to fame, so he won't fade.

That is, to teach you how to be a fairy.

It's a good fit.

Flip down again......

Gone......

"Huh?"

Ye Fan looked up at Zi Lin and showed a questioning expression.

Zilin understood and had their first tacit understanding.

"Ahh

Hearing Ye Fan's shout, the short sword that came out of nowhere cut his fingers, and bright red blood flowed out, instantly staining the manual......

His first instinct was to let go, because it really hurt, and then he glared angrily and looked at ...... The back of a big man.

Pigs?

Still not awake?

Didn't look at LZ being bullied again!

Of course, Ye Fan didn't dare to stare at the fairy aggressively.

The reason is simple.

Because......

Fear of being beaten.

But I still have to show my attitude.

You're hurting me!

Hum!

Dislike!

He looked down at the manual that had fallen on the bed, and the blood had actually been absorbed, and the manual had returned to its original state.

It's magical.

Ye Fan flipped down again.

Additional text appears on the second page.

Name: Ye Fan.

Position: Land Officer.

Level: None.

German dollar: 0/10000000

In the last column, Ye Fan counted it very seriously.

Ten million!

"It takes 10 million German yuan to become an immortal?" Ye Fan shouted.

"No, no, no, you misunderstood!" Zi Lin hurriedly explained, "Ten million is only enough for you to upgrade to the level, you need to cultivate the third level, and you can only become an earth immortal with 30 million German yuan!"

"After becoming an earth immortal, you can soar after cultivating another billion German dollars. ”

"One billion thirty million! Is the inflation in your immortal realm so serious?" Ye Fan said in surprise.

"Uh...... That's the rule, you don't have a choice now, after all, the Immortal Book has already been dripping blood to recognize the Lord, you can only accept this fact, I am optimistic about you. ”

"Oh, that's right! There will be an assessment in the fairy world every year, and if you treat it negatively, it will be against the fairy rules!"

"What will happen if you break the fairy rules?"

"Oh, you don't have to worry too much about this, ordinary violations only need to consume German yuan to be resolved, especially serious violations, I believe you can't touch them for the time being, don't be afraid." ”

"Then what if someone like me has zero virtue and violates the fairy rules?"

"Oh...... It's nothing. ”

"If the German dollar is accidentally negative......"

"That is......"

"Soul Flying!"

Ye Fan suddenly had a feeling.

This feeling is like seeing our Arthur out of AP and mid-laner Angel out of attack speed when I was playing pesticides.

That is......

Be cool!