"No, no, teacher, don't listen to your classmates' nonsense, I'm a very simple person, let alone tell stories, and I can't even memorize a few ancient poems. "I struck first, before she could force me to tell a story.

"Yo, your squad leader really doesn't admit himself, I haven't asked him to tell a story yet, he can't bear it himself. ”

"Teacher, don't listen to what our class leader says, he is relatively low-key and doesn't like to show up, but this doesn't mean that he doesn't have a story, on the contrary, he has a lot of stories, and it's a good story to take it out casually......"

"Yes, our class president is a legend of the first middle school......"

"If he doesn't want to say it, we can say it for him......"

Are they planning to sacrifice me to get closer to the new head teacher? These little rabbit cubs felt that Lao Hou was not there, and no one could cure them, so they were so lawless that they betrayed the class leader in exchange for their own peaceful birthday in the next month. I can't stand this!

"It's not impossible to tell a story, but the price of storytelling is to cancel Children's Day, what do you think?" I pretended to be calm and said to them, in fact, it was just a joke, who let them make fun of me at every turn, I am not excessive, and I will return it to others in the way of others!

Everyone sighed, "The squad leader is so stingy, I think I have to regret something good." ”

I regret it, you bite me. Slightly ............

"Students, do you want to remove him? The chemistry teacher proposed from the podium, with a sly expression on his face that looked like a fox in a pig's head mask.

Anyway, it looks harmless to humans and animals, and the feeling of being insidious and cunning behind the scenes.

"I don't want to .................. I really don't want to, we have to keep him to serve the class. Ban Ban was quick to speak, and did not shy away from sitting next to me as a client.

I patted him on the shoulder in time, "I thank you, but let me retire honorably, I can't afford to serve you uncles, I want to rest for a month." ”

He patted back, "Class leader, you have to be strong, we need you, and we expect you to lead us to sprint for the college entrance examination without stopping............"

The hypocritical conversation between the two of us made me want to vomit, one dared to say and the other dared to answer, I am really close to Zhu Zhechi, and my IQ is already getting closer to Banban, and it is estimated that it will not be long before there is almost the same.

"We can't find a second one for such a good squad leader, we don't want to change the squad leader, we want the squad leader to pass June 1st, June 1st, June 1st!"

I don't know which little bastard took the lead, they raised their fists while shouting "Over June 1st, June 1st", people who don't know the situation still think that someone in our class is revolting.

"Just kidding, since you're so loud, let's keep him for the time being, and if he doesn't behave well in the future, we'll replace him. After seeing that his threat was ineffective against me, the chemistry teacher methodically excused himself, he really deserved to be the head teacher personally selected by Lao Hou for us, and this ability to adapt to changes should not be underestimated.

"Class leader, remember to call me when I celebrate June 1st, my requirements are not high, it is OK to be treated the same as my classmates, I am very down-to-earth, and people are easy to talk. After exculpation, our amiable and respectable chemistry teacher and new homeroom teacher said shamelessly.

Happy time is always so short, this happy class will end with the ringing of the class bell, everyone grabbed the schoolbag and ran out of the door, everyone in the class is classmates, get along with each other, make progress together, after hitting the class bell, I care who you are, even the king of heaven and Lao Tzu can not stop me from eating.

Everyone scrambled out of the classroom, leaving the chemistry teacher alone in the back and muttering, "You little bunnies, did I say class is over?!" You just run out of the classroom, this is too serious about me, I'm your new homeroom teacher, wait, I'll teach you a good lesson in the afternoon." ”

Naturally, I was the last to walk out of the classroom, otherwise I wouldn't have heard her angry protest, "Big sister......"

"Uh-huh!!"

I just wanted to talk to her, but as soon as I opened my mouth, I was glared at by her fiercely, and I was scared to death, and there were so many whites of my eyes. So the witty me quickly changed my title, "Little sister, don't shout, in their eyes, people are iron and rice are steel, and there is nothing more important than eating." ”

"Are you waiting for me, boy, you can't see that you are quite righteous, knowing that I have nowhere to eat at noon today, so you are waiting for me to eat, right?"

In addition to treating all kinds of incurable diseases, I also specialize in treating delusions like hers. If you want to cure the disease, you have to be ruthless, my words are like a loud big mouth, and a snap will make her sober up, "No, it's because the people in front of me are blocked at the staircase, even if I go out now, I'm standing outside and waiting for nothing, not to mention that I'm wearing small white shoes today, those people don't have long eyes, maybe I will step on what the hell it looks like." ”

I gave her a loud slap to make her sober up, and she actually took revenge, aimed at my little white shoes and stomped on them, making me so angry that my lungs were about to explode.

"Wow wow, you are too much, as a teacher, you actually bullied one of my students, I said that these are white shoes not to step on, and you still step on so many ...... Woo woo, my poor little white shoes............" I lectured her as I crouched down and wiped my poor little white shoes. Of course, the "lesson" I am talking about is in my opinion, and it is naturally painless for a stinking and shameless head teacher like her.

She grabbed my ears as she did when she first entered the door, "Do you know what it means to 'respect the old and love the young'......?

After listening to her, I came to my senses, grabbed her and said, "Are you 'old' or 'young'?" Explain it to me, otherwise I may not be big or small in the future. ”

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......... "To this day, I finally understand how painful it is for Banban to be pulled by Brother Peng's ears, but fortunately, at this time, there are only two of us left in the classroom, and the people in the corridor have not noticed our situation here.

"Then do you think I'm 'old' or 'young'? Tell me............

I went, the chemistry teacher was really excessive, he twisted my ears around, and he didn't let go, and the strong desire to survive made me completely spineless, "Sister, little sister, I know it's wrong...... It's painful, you should let go...... I don't dare to be big or small in the future, you adults have a lot of ............"

Finally, she twisted it backwards and let go of my ears...... It really hurts, this stinky teacher is not light or heavy, I feel that the temperature of my ears has risen sharply, and I feel like I am about to explode.

"Does it hurt?" she asked kindly, after twisting her ear.

Slap and give another date? I don't want to eat her...... "It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! I feel like my ears are going to fall off." I said angrily at her.

"Let's go, it won't hurt if I take you to eat a good meal. She said with a big grin, and with that, she pushed me out of the classroom.

It's quite generous, the "delicious" in her mouth shouldn't be jujubes, my doubts have been pushed to the entrance of the building.

"Why are there so many people?" she pouted, not intentionally to show me, but it was just so coincidental that I happened to see it, and when I thought about it, this eccentric chemistry teacher was quite cute.

I was surprised and said, "It's normal, just wait a little longer, calm down." ”

The more I said this, the more she was not calm, and dragged me to the east staircase, "I don't believe in this evil yet, let's go to the east staircase, there are few people there." ”

So a very unfortunate scene happened, we met Xu Xiaoyan who had just come out of the classroom, her store was at the door, it was the same when she came out early and late for a while, there must be food to eat, it was better to come out late and study in the classroom for a while. But she left too late today, but it was so coincidental, is this a legendary chance encounter............

I reluctantly grabbed my dear chemistry teacher, "There are so many people in front, let's go slowly, don't worry about this moment, I'd rather stop for three minutes than grab three seconds." ”

"Your brain is in water, I've gone down half of the stairs in three seconds, and if we don't leave quickly, I'm afraid we won't be able to eat for thirty minutes, the store I'm going to is super hot, I usually book a place in advance, but I forgot today." ”

"Are you ready to treat me to dinner?"

"No, temporarily, I'm really a little upset to twist your ears like this, a young man who was already quite ugly was made even uglier by me, your friends will definitely ask after seeing it, and I think that if they know, my 'excellent people's teacher' character will definitely collapse. ”

It's really thoughtful, how can this seemingly small head melon fit so many things, it's amazing.

It's embarrassing to talk to her and forget that Xu Xiaoyan is still in front, and it takes less than two meters to get behind her............ I prayed in my heart that she would never look back, never!

"Let me see your ears, why are they still so red, oops, don't cover them with your hands, let them out to dissipate heat. ”

Go down the stairs and go down the stairs, the chemistry teacher still cares about my ears, and the voice is loud, several people standing in front of us have turned their heads, at first these people did not include Xu Xiaoyan, until the chemistry teacher called out my name, "Zhong Keyu, I asked you to take your hand off your ear, did you hear it, you stinky boy, the more you talk, the more you talk, take it out and let it dissipate heat." ”

Such a humiliating moment was seen by Xu Xiaoyan, and my wife was so embarrassed that I lost all the little face I had.

"Hi, long time no see. Xu Xiaoyan was the first to speak.

A sentence suddenly popped out of my head, but unfortunately I was embarrassed to say: Can you not be speechless, how can I remember that we only met today or the day before yesterday!

It's a pity that I didn't say it, not only because the chemistry teacher was there, but because I haven't been able to speak well since I saw Xu Xiaoyan.

"Long time no see, long time no see. I nodded casually, and then I was speechless.

The atmosphere at the moment was extremely embarrassing, the three of us were stuck in the middle of the downstairs team, and we couldn't go up or down, I was standing on the stairs of a higher level, next to me was my pit teacher, and the next level was Xu Xiaoyan.

Usually, as long as you move slowly with the team after squeezing in, the people in front take a step, and the people behind follow a step, so that you can walk out smoothly, but today the team in front does not move at all, and the people behind are constantly hugging me, and I am about to be squeezed into a meatloaf.

As a last resort, I held on to the railing next to me with my hand, otherwise it would be easy to be squeezed down if I wasn't careful.

"Zhong Keyu, why are your ears so red?" Xu Xiaoyan was blocked by me behind her, so she had plenty of space, so she could easily turn around and turn back.

"Yes? No, I don't. I replied dishonestly, and even I felt like I was talking nonsense, because my ears felt like they were on fire, and I felt it very well.

"Yes. And it's very red. The chemistry teacher interjected on the side, speaking lightly and lightly, as if he had nothing to do with himself. It made me want to beat her up, if it weren't for her, how could my ears be so red.

"Is it the reason why I'm so shy when you see me? "There are so many people at the staircase, Xu Xiaoyan didn't shy away from it at all, but joked with me.

However, I didn't think it was funny, and I even wanted to cry. The whole staircase knew my ears were red.

"I think it's quite similar, it seems to be even more red than before. The chemistry teacher said from the side.

"Sister, dear sister, I beg you, can you shut up and let me be quiet for a while?" I said, turning my head to the chemistry teacher on the same ladder.

"Zhong Keyu, do you still have a sister? Your sister looks as good as you. "The chemistry teacher has not been in our No. 1 Middle School for a long time, and she usually lives in a simple house, so I am not surprised that Xu Xiaoyan does not know her. But I want to weakly ask her what kind of eyes she has! Where is our chemistry teacher good-looking, she is completely a rough man, but this characteristic is not obvious now.

"You're also very good-looking, which class are you, why didn't I notice that there are such beautiful girls as you in our school before............"

So, the two girls began to praise each other in front of me, very shameless, and they didn't think there was anything wrong with it.

I used to think that it was disgusting enough for couples to show affection in public, but after seeing these two girls praise each other today, I realized that those are all nonsense things that are not worth mentioning, not the most disgusting, only more disgusting.

The two girls in front of me and on the left are fighting bravely on the road of shamelessness and disgust. Take a hundred plating "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the claw book house again" The latest chapter is the first time to read for free.

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