The people around were probably disgusted by the two of them's wonderful mutual praise, and subconsciously gave up part of the space so as not to get involved.

"Ahem, cough cough, both of you are beautiful, both beautiful, but you don't need to say it, be low-key, low-key. ”

"What's the matter, if you have an opinion, I'll just say, just say, what can you do to me. ”

The chemistry teacher began to scold me directly, without warning, and it was a great thing for me to protect my ears in advance, otherwise my ears would be familiar after this friction and heat.

"Hehehe......... It turns out that your ears are red not because you are shy, but because you have been twisted............" Xu Xiaoyan began to half-cover her mouth and laugh at me frantically, because there are more people on the stairs, girls, you always pay attention to your image in public.

I'm a big boy who was so embarrassed to be left and right by two girls who are familiar with me, so I pinned my hopes on the future. When I am developed in the future, I will donate more than 100,000 yuan to this school, and first demolish this old building, not to ask how luxurious it is, but the stairs must be spacious. Certain!

Perhaps it was my prayer that moved the heavens, and the person in front of me finally moved, slowly wriggling like a worm, but I was already very happy. The noisy environment made the two of them finally ignore me and began to concentrate on descending the stairs.

In the process of going down the stairs, I thought about it, and the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, how could the chemistry teacher be so kind and invite me to dinner just because his ears were red...... My instincts told me that something else was going on.

There is no free breakfast in the world, and the pies that fell in vain can't be picked up, in case they are stoned to death, who will honor my parents in the future, and count on Zhong Xiaojie's little bastard? Impossible.

"Zhong Keyu, do you want to go to our house to eat Malatang?" After going down the last staircase, Xu Xiaoyan sent me an invitation.

Don't go, definitely don't go, the devil knows what tricks she has to trick me, last time and last time she said she was going to take actual action and start chasing me, but a few days passed and there was no movement, maybe she was holding back a big move, the kind that can make my ears buzz and kill me on the spot.

It is said that "a companion is like a tiger", I think my current situation is not much better, there is a tiger and a leopard in front of the jackal on the left, and it will be gameover if you say the wrong word.

"He can't go today, another day, I'm going to take him out to dinner today. The chemistry teacher next to him came to the rescue in time and said happily.

"That's it, okay, come to our house to eat Malatang another day, I'm in for a treat, and you want to be with you, teacher." Xu Xiaoyan's mouth was like smeared with honey, and her voice was very sweet, and she felt like she could kill someone.

After taking an OK pose, the chemistry teacher pushed me back into the pit with a word, "You two talk first, I'll go driving, give you young people a little privacy, and be careful not to be seen by the grade director." ”

Your uncle's ...... Looking at her back, I gritted my teeth with hatred, what kind of head teacher is this.

"Your teacher is so nice and reasonable. Xu Xiaoyan said.

I glanced at Xu Xiaoyan as if I was mentally retarded. Is she slamming on the door when she just went out, as far as our chemistry teacher is concerned, she is still reasonable, and she is even more hateful and hateful than Lao Hou, I don't know how many times.

"Uh...... You have a really good eye, our chemistry teacher is very good, very good, very good to us............" I nodded.

"Let you go today, go to my house another day, I'll treat you......" Xu Xiaoyan said what she said in the previous two minutes like an old grandmother.

"Got it, you just said it again. I replied in a deliberately long tone.

"Hmph, you stinky fish, I'm leaving, goodbye!" Xu Xiaoyan snorted coldly and walked away after finishing her coquettishness.

If she hadn't run fast, I would have beaten her and beaten her hard, I hate it when people call me the word "fish" in my name, I obviously call her "Zhong Keyu!!

Didi ...............

The chemistry teacher hated Mr. Hou, and the most arrogant time for Lao Hou was when we were out of school in the evening, turning right with a left turn signal in the most crowded crowd, and she drove the car directly under the teaching building.

In order to save her job, I gave up the original idea of slipping away and quickly jumped into her car, but I chose the back seat and did not dare to sit in the passenger seat.

It is really dangerous for a female driver to drive and not be able to sit in the co-pilot seat even if she is killed! Since I sat in the car driven by Lin Shucong and his own sister, I no longer dare to sit in the co-pilot.

"Why do you sit in the back? How wide the view is in the front, and you can also lay the seat flat and lie down comfortably. ”

It seems that she misunderstood that I wanted to sleep in the back seat.

"No, judging from your behavior of driving the car to the teaching building just now, I think you are 100% a novice, and you probably haven't left the internship period yet......"

"I'll go, you kid can, guess right......" I could see her surprised expression in the rearview mirror, and I saw her big teeth.

"You pay attention to driving, don't look at me... Don't look at me...... I don't look good at all, if you want to see it, I'll let you see it after you park it. ”

The scary thing about the newbie is that she thinks she is very good at driving and doesn't pay attention to the road at all, just like our chemistry teacher, after learning that I guessed that she was a female driver who had just gotten her license, she looked back at me excitedly, and more than once or twice, so often that I was scared.

Although there are not many vehicles in the school now, the students who come and go are more scary than the vehicles, they usually walk without looking at the cars, and only care about discussing some math problems and physics problems.

The car doesn't look at people, people don't look at the car, you say what should be done in case of a collision, I can only remind her to "pay attention to pedestrians" in fear.

"Got it, just say it once, it's more annoying at a young age than the old instructor who taught me to drive. She said impatiently.

I'll go............ This broken teacher, if she doesn't listen to my advice, she even compares me with her old coach, and I decided to ignore her.

"Eh, tell me, how did you tell that I was a new driver who had just gotten my license, because there was something special about my driving skills or a new driver who had just gotten my license. ”

I ignored her, I rolled down the back window, on this hot day, she didn't turn on the air conditioner, it was really a knock on the door to get home, I didn't believe more and more that she said she was going to invite me to a big meal.

"Hey, Zhong Keyu, are you asleep............" Seeing that I ignored her, she secretly turned around and asked.

"Don't look back!

"Why are you so fierce...... Really, don't I care about you, what if you fall asleep and catch a cold?" she said aggrievedly.

Beads of sweat fell from my head, "Brother, dear brother, are you sure you're not kidding me? If you don't turn on the air conditioner for me on this hot day, forget it, and I'm afraid that I will catch a cold when I fall asleep, why don't you think about whether I will faint from heat stroke if I don't turn on the air conditioner............

"Oh oh, I'm sorry, I was so focused on driving that I forgot about it, no wonder you opened all the windows, I thought you were deliberately showing off someone driving you to dinner............ Hey, hey, hey. ”

If it weren't for seeing her driving and her being my new homeroom teacher, I would definitely slap her on the back of the head without saying a word, what is the use of this pig's brain.

I still ignored her, it was too hot in the car, and after a morning of exposure, the temperature in the car was even higher than outside.

Seeing that I ignored her, she turned back secretly!!

"Don't look back, don't look back, look at the road! Brother, brother, driving is not a joke, you don't want to kill me, my little life is now all in your hands, if you don't pay attention, I'll explain it here, and I leave school without permission, even if I finish playing with my life, I don't have the slightest responsibility for the school, and my mother can't get a penny of insurance money............"

But this time she didn't say that I murdered her, but said softly, "Look at your sweat, close the window in the back, and my sister will turn on the air conditioner for you." ”

She wasn't so unconscionable, and she had a conscience to turn on the air conditioner for me before I died.

"Alright, close it, open it. ”

"Well, can you please help me close the co-pilot's window. ”

I'm dizzy.................. Isn't there a button next to the main driver's door that can control four windows at the same time??? I, a high school student who didn't get a driver's license, knew about the accident, and she didn't know that a master's student who graduated from a prestigious school and had been a teacher for two years didn't know!

I was deeply worried, did the leaders of our school seriously think about it, how could the flower of the motherland be nurtured by such people............ I think the chemistry teacher may just be a blind school leader of ours, and he randomly found the number of people, which must be the case.

I let out a long sigh, "Okay, I'll turn it off, but don't look at me, all your attention should be on driving." ”

"Okay, don't look at you, absolutely not, I'll look ahead and concentrate on driving. The chemistry teacher assured.

I flattened the passenger seat, leaned forward, and closed the window of the passenger seat without much effort.

"Okay, sister will turn on the air conditioner for you, and it will cool down soon." After saying that, she skillfully fiddled with the panel next to her a few times, "Okay, it will be cool in a while...... You haven't told me how the hell you found out I just got my driver's license, but I was curious by now. ”

"I............ Before that, can you please tell me why the air conditioner in your car is moving so much?" I said, wiping the beads of sweat on my head again, and now the vest I was wearing under my uniform was almost soaked with sweat.

"Oh, don't change the topic, hurry up and answer my question, don't say that I'm going to be squeezed to death by you, children's family, why are there so many things, you didn't turn on the air conditioner just now, you are too hot, now you don't have to turn on the air conditioner, you don't want to move, I'm a new car, it's not out of the run-in period yet, what's wrong with the big movement, this is normal............" She said a lot of useless nonsense impatiently, the temperature in the car was enough to heat me to death.

"Pull over! I'm going to be the co-pilot! I'm going to have to say something to your face. ”

She braked sharply and slowed down and drove the car to the side of the road, I immediately opened the door, and I felt a lot cooler in an instant, but I didn't forget my business because of this, opened the co-pilot and sat down.

Looking at her confused eyes, I began to suppress my anger for a long time, "Normally, you are a big pig's head, you are driving a warm breeze!! are you afraid that I am too cold in the summer, dear chemistry teacher, amiable and respectable 985 outstanding graduates!! I thank you for all my relatives and friends on my father, my mother, my brother, etc., you are so considerate of me on this hot day, for fear that I will catch a cold, and even the warm air has been turned on for me." ”

Hahaha............ Perhaps it was because of my powerful words that hurt her brain, her face turned red from her smile, and there were a lot of beads of sweat on her forehead.

I turned the heater to the air conditioner and looked at her quietly, I wanted to see how long this stupid chemistry teacher was going to laugh......

"No... No more...... Laughing makes my stomach hurt...... Can't laugh anymore...... Can't laugh anymore...... Hahaha............ "She must have been crazy, laughing alone for three or four minutes, and she didn't mean to stop at all."

"Stop, if you laugh again, I'm going to call 120 and send you directly to a mental hospital, so that we can just change to a new chemistry teacher, and no one will take care of us for the next month." ”

"You dare, you stinky boy, do you have a little conscience, I am kind enough to take you out to dinner. She glared at me and said.

"Yes, yes, thanks to you turning on the heater for me, otherwise I would have caught a cold today, and in that case, I would have been the one who was pulled away by 120. ”

"Hahaha...... Don't say any more, I really can't laugh anymore............" And so she laughed for another two minutes, and did not stop until she really ran out of strength at last.

"Zhong Keyu, you can't tell anyone about today's events, do you hear!?" After laughing, she began to threaten me.

"Not necessarily, what if I suddenly talk in my sleep one day?" I said nonchalantly. I've always slept more dead.,It's impossible to talk in sleep.,It's possible to sleep lazy and not get up.,The reason why I say that is purely because I think this stupid and cute chemistry teacher is very funny.,I just want to tease her.。

"Hmm............ It's possible, so let's do it, you move to my dormitory, so that I don't have to worry about you telling my secrets, and you can also be a companion with me, you shabby school, the corridor of the staff dormitory is dark at night, and I'm scared to death, maybe when a cat pops out, it scares me to death every time. The latest chapter of "I'm sorry, I don't want to live up to the Claw Book House" is free to read for the first time.