Teacher Li kept staring at Feng Han, and walked to his side, wanting to see what amazing and glamorous works he could write on the spot, but this thing seemed to be deliberate, as soon as she passed, she would turn to the front, not let her read the composition, and retain a sense of mystery.

Hmph, what's the use of blocking it now, I'll see sooner or later!

When the time came, the volume was collected from back to front, Feng Han felt the mobile phone vibrate, and took a look out of the classroom, it turned out that the manuscript fee for "Children's Literature and Art" had arrived, a total of 31,500, divided by 90%, that is, 35,000, 70,000 words were given 35,000, and 500 thousand words!

This is a price higher than the psychological price, plus the 50,000 yuan of Queqiao Immortal, now Feng Han has more than 80,000 deposits, and now he wants to shout loudly: Who else!

In his previous life and this life, Feng Han mastered so much money for the first time, and suddenly felt that he had swelled, and it was time to swell, and when he bought a gift for Han Wu later, he only looked at the price, not the best, but the most expensive!

Before she had time to speak, Han Wu's phone called, and at the same time that Feng Han received the manuscript fee, she also received her illustration manuscript fee, 10 sheets, 600 yuan, 60 yuan each, the price has increased!

But she didn't forget one thing, "Why didn't you pay for your manuscript come in together?"

Facing the question from his sister, Feng Han was speechless, "Because, maybe, probably, maybe the magazine called another account~"

"Oh, I see," Han Wu understood in seconds, too, they are not sisters and brothers, and the relationship is also general, and it has only recently improved a little, and it is correct to settle accounts, Han Wu calmed down his mind and asked casually, "Then how much is your manuscript fee this time, if you don't want to say it, you can not say it." ”

The mood was so low, Feng Han didn't dare not say, "Thirty thousand." ”

There was a long silence over there, the comparison between 1200 and 300 is acceptable, but 30,000 to 600, this is too bullying!

"Han Xiaowu, why don't you speak?"

"It's okay, I'm wondering, should I change careers to write novels~" Xiao Wu complained.

"No, my novels still point to you to illustrate! By the way, your salary has also increased, right?"

"......" Why does Han Wu think that this product is deliberately angry with himself, why, why is it the 60 each he predicted last time!

"Why don't you speak?"

"The signal is not good!" Han Wu said through gritted teeth.

"Then let's not talk about it for now, I still have to take the exam~"

Rest for a while and continue to take the next subject, and at this time, Teacher Li Yan had already flipped through the many papers to Feng Han's, and Zu Xiao, who was sitting opposite her, watched quietly, waiting for Teacher Li's outburst.

Sure enough, after reading the first small essay, Teacher Li couldn't control herself.

"What a mess, it's shameless and obscene!"

Hey, the obscenity has come out, Feng Han is hard enough, Teacher Zu ran to her side as soon as possible to prevent the situation from spreading, "What's wrong?"

"Look at what he wrote!" Li Yan pointed to the silent night thought.

"This, the first sentence is okay, but the back is a little too improper~"

"And also advocate early love!" Li Yan is still relatively strict with this, if there is a situation like Xiong Di Lu Haoge in their class, they must be curbed as soon as possible, how can they become the climate and get married! Now there is such a small couple in the bamboo class, and the head teacher doesn't know how to manage them!

Zu Xiao accompanied Li Yan to continue to read the second composition in the back, this one is not as indecent as the name of the dish, but after reading the whole article, it is also deviant, Li Yan's angry eyes are on fire, and Zu Xiao has already held back his laughter and internal injuries, this guy wants to get it!

The title of this essay written by Feng Han is called "I Don't Believe in the Truth of Stupid Birds".

"As a rigorous person, a meticulous person, when I saw this topic, my heart was rejected.

I really want to slap someone! I really want to slap the proposition teacher hard - the natural science teacher who represents me!

Let a bird fly to the Pacific Ocean with a branch in its mouth! What kind of superb intelligence can make up such a story?

The thinking of a normal person makes me have to doubt something.

I don't care about you, how a bird with a branch in his mouth flirts with his companions, I don't care about you, a bird that can't swim, how to fish by stepping on a branch, and I don't care about you whether the waves of the Pacific Ocean will knock over the branches.

I'll just ask you one question:

Do you know how big a branch is to float a bird on the water?

Is it as thick as a wire, as thick as chopsticks? or is it ......

If you want a piece of wood to carry a bird, then you need to meet the following conditions (out of respect for your IQ, I don't use various letters): buoyancy generated by wood = gravity of the wood itself + gravity of the bird.

To get the most out of the wood, let's assume that the wood happens to be completely below the water's surface.

Then it can be concluded that the density of water × the volume of wood × the acceleration due to gravity = the density of the wood × the volume of the wood × the acceleration due to gravity + the weight of the bird × the acceleration due to gravity.

Combining similar terms and simplifying them yields the following results: volume × of wood (density of water - density of wood) = weight of the bird.

The density of water is about 1000 kg/m3, and the density of wood is between 400-750 kg/m3.

It can be concluded that the weight of the bird / the volume of wood = 500 kg / cubic meter.

To put it simply, this is the conclusion: if the bird weighs 1 kg, then the volume of wood = 1/500 cubic meter = 0.002 cubic meters = 2 cubic decimeters.

What is the concept of 2 cubic decimeters?—— our common bricks, about two !!

What is the concept of a one-kilogram bird? Let's put it this way, an ordinary hen generally weighs three or four pounds, and a kilogram weighs a chick.

Can a bird the size of a chicken hold two blocks of wood the size of a brick or a stick the size of an arm? Even if it could, the resistance of the wind to the blocks would make the bird fly to the Atlantic, not to the Pacific.

In short, science tells me that no bird, no matter what kind of bird it is, will not choose to fly to the Pacific Ocean with a branch in its mouth. If you have to do that, you must be a stupid bird — a stupid bird drowning in the Pacific Ocean feeding the fish. For the truth of the silly bird based on this silly bird story, only the silly bird will believe it!

If you have to think that such a story is true, then I'll help you press down Marton's coffin board first......!

The so-called zero-score essay, not necessarily really got a zero score, and it is not necessarily written by students, but it is just a gimmick, but it has its merits, the shining point of this essay is to use scientific thinking to deal with liberal arts speculation, the original version still has a lot of dirty mouths, often big birds and small birds, and deserve to give zero points, but these have been sealed and eliminated, after all, there is a limit to death!

Such a strange essay that is completely different from the intention of the question, and has severely damaged the teacher, is enough to achieve the purpose of Feng Han and Zu Xiao.

Sure enough, Teacher Li Yan angrily wanted to find the principal theory, she couldn't teach such a student!

Teacher Li's movement was so loud that Mr. Guo, who was also in the office, heard it, and hurriedly asked what was wrong, Li Yan showed Mr. Guo Han's composition, and after Mr. Guo read it, he fell into deep contemplation, just at this time a physics teacher passed by outside, and Mr. Guo hurriedly called him over, "Mr. Ma, you can show me, is what this student said right?"

Mr. Guo only showed him the middle part of the equation, and Mr. Ma only glanced at it and said, "No problem, it's completely correct, this kid is a very solid learner, why Mr. Guo, you still have physics in your composition~"

"No, no, no," after Mr. Guo coaxed Mr. Ma away, he was heartbroken, "Blame me, blame me, it's my problem with this question! I, I'm too unrigorous! I, I'm sorry for my high school physics teacher!"

It turned out that the person who wrote the question was Mr. Guo!

Teacher Li hurriedly comforted Teacher Guo, "How can I blame you, the direction of this question is obvious, he is deliberate and sincere, I must report to the principal, who loves such a student, I don't want it anyway!"

"What's that, give it to me~" Teacher Guo said suddenly.

Zu Xiao was dumbfounded, damn, how did he come up with a truncated beard!

Teacher Guo said again, "I am also responsible for this matter, I can't blame this Feng Han classmate, since Teacher Li can't tolerate him, let him come to me, let me discipline him personally." ”

Teacher Li's face was overjoyed, and he could finally get rid of the pot, but Zu Xiao said, "No, no, no, Lao Guo, students are not commodities, how can they trade privately, I think, let the school discuss and decide." ”

"What else is there to discuss, Teacher Li doesn't want it, I want it again, and no one else wants it, so what else is there to discuss, let him go to our Yin class in the afternoon!"

"Wait a minute, actually, I want to do it too~" Zu Xiao weakly raised his hand and joined the battle for sealing the cold~