This night, because of a song of Queqiao Immortal, Zhang Qingfeng, deputy editor-in-chief of "Story Zhai", called his subordinates who got off work to the company, worked overtime to redesign the layout, and alarmed several famous poets in the circle, and asked them to rush to make word reviews overnight.

The masters were originally very angry, how late it was, don't the masters need to sleep with the girl in their arms, but when they saw this amazing and glamorous Qixi song, they saw "When the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world", and see "If the two love for a long time, how can it be in the morning and twilight." "What kind of girl, play it all, be able to comment on this song as soon as possible, in the future, it may become the most commendable thing for them!

At the same time, an editor of the magazine "Scholarly" received a submission, the contributor claimed to be Feng Han, who had no other contact information except for the phone, and he submitted three poems, namely "Bamboo", "Jiangchengzi Xicheng Yangliu Lane Chunrou", and "Bu Zhuanzi Yongmei".

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Feng Han slept very late last night, Han Wu obviously said to wait a minute, but she waited for a long time and didn't wait for a reply, and she didn't know what she was in a hurry, woke up this morning, and then looked at Hum Ha, there was a message from Han Wu at half past eleven, "Hmph, are you still there?" "Did you sleep?" "Good night then~"

Feng Han was angry, didn't reply to her, just ate breakfast and left, it was still the same process, but when he and Da Xiong arrived downstairs at Xiaolu's house, Xiaolu was a little listless.

"What's the matter, Sister Creek isn't here again?"

Xiaolu shook her head: "We slept together last night, slept late, she told me a lot of things when she was a child, my sister is really pitiful, her mother is not human!"

And Feng Han's focus was on the three words "sleeping together", he bumped into the shoulder of the big bear and said with a wicked smile, "Are you more envious of your sister-in-law?"

Xiong Di said calmly: "You should envy my wife." ”

"Ahaha," Feng Han asked Xiaolu again, "Then why don't you see her come down?"

"Oh, she's still sleeping, and she doesn't have to go to school anyway. ”

"Then let's go up and greet you~" Feng Han said excitedly.

"Feng Han, you save it," Xiaolu saw through his bad thoughts, "The little girl is sleeping, what do you go up to see, take a walk, if you don't go to school, you won't be able to finish your homework!"

As soon as the three of them left, Lu Youxi also returned to bed from the window, she was really not used to sleeping with other girls, especially this Lu Haoge was not honest at night, always kicking her legs, no, she didn't say anything tonight and didn't play sisterhood, she must sleep by herself!

Covered with a quilt, Lu Youxi, who didn't sleep well, began to make up for sleep, but what he was thinking about was Feng Han downstairs, he must have seen yesterday's video, and he didn't know if the kid recognized her, just thinking about it, the aunt outside called her to have breakfast.

Although she didn't want to get up and was not interested in breakfast, she still endured it and sent someone under the fence, at least to be a polite child, and her aunt seemed to be a little dissatisfied with her coming back so late last night, so Lu Youxi told me about being invited by the city lord to be the spokesperson for the image of Wucheng.

Sure enough, hearing this, the uncles and aunts were all happy, and they looked proud of her.

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After eating the egg cake and wiping the corners of his mouth, the iron triangle entered the school, and in a small area under the teaching building, it was crowded with people, Feng Han knew, that was Sanjiang Pavilion, the efficiency of the teachers was really fast, and they could get so many essays in one day, Xiong Lu was not interested in these, Feng Han squeezed in with great interest, wanting to see the level of these students.

To the left of Feng Han was a small man in a military uniform, he was so small that he was probably up to Feng Han's knees.

Eh, I didn't see it clearly, he was squatting just now, and the essay was posted too low, in order to see all the articles on the list, the boy in military uniform had to squat down, and when he stood up, he could probably get to the appearance of Feng Han's chest, and those who generally wore this kind of clothes were naturally freshmen in high school, and they were still in the military training period.

After scanning these essays, the little man in military uniform smiled contemptuously and walked away, and then Zhu Peiqi squeezed in and filled his place, she also saw Feng Han, but it was strange that there were no works by Feng Han.

"Your bamboo should be on the list?" Zhu Peiqi said, even her "Zhu Zhu" is on the list, teachers shouldn't be ignorant.

Feng Han naturally knew the reason, but he wouldn't tell her the truth, he just said arrogantly, "Just such a place, if it is really posted according to the quality, it will become my personal exhibition, which is unfair to you." ”

As soon as these big words came out, others cast disdainful glances at Feng Han, if it weren't for the tall and big eyes of others, I am afraid that they would be disrespectful, Zhu Peiqi was a little curious about what his other essays were written.

After reading it, Feng Han felt that the few big essays he wrote by himself were actually eligible to be on the list, and they were all his real talents!

Although he is just a writer of online essays, he has outstanding composition grades since he was a child, coupled with the fact that he later read a lot of books, his knowledge and insight are not comparable to those of high school students of sixteen or seventeen, and the quality of his essays is naturally high, but there is one point, almost all of his essays are narratives, very similar to novels, and because he writes too many online essays, there are a lot of gossips, and the sentences are not concise enough, and a thousand words are often not enough for him to perform.

A thousand words, in their online novel world, it's only half a chapter, the content of soaking pee, they have four or five chapters to eat, and they start at least ten chapters when they get married!

Squeezing out the crowd, Feng Han saw Teacher Zu Xiao among the teachers and students in the school, and immediately entangled him, wanting to report to him about his behavior of angry Teacher Li yesterday.

Lao Zu stopped, "I know, today's exam, the first game is Chinese, you must perform well!"

"Definitely!" After all, his happiness in the next two years depends on Teacher Zu, and after Teacher Zu left, Feng Han reacted, hey, how did he know?

The opening exam, the final exam, and the monthly exam, isn't this everything that Feng Han has experienced and regarded as a nightmare, but once he is reborn, his mentality is very good, anyway, he can pretend to be an idiot in other subjects.

This exam is not too formal, it is all invigilated by his own teacher, after Teacher Li Yan sent out the paper, he focused on Feng Han, in fact, it was too easy for Feng Han to cheat, he bought a set of high school textbooks and put them in the library, and no one could stop him if he wanted to copy them, much more powerful than any genius gunman, but he didn't copy it, and he just wanted to destroy himself in today's Chinese exam.

After hastily finishing the previous questions, I finally got to the essay question that Feng Han is good at, Essay 1, which is a picture with a moon painted on it, and the moonlight shines into the room and shines on the bedside.

What students hate the most is the essay question of writing words according to the name of the word card, and their favorite thing is to look at the picture question, which has a lot of room to play, and it is not necessary to write ancient poetry, but modern poetry is also possible.

At first glance, Feng Han first thought of Teacher Li Bai's "Silent Night Thoughts", the picture perfectly fits the poem "Bright Moonlight in Front of the Bed", but his and Teacher Zu's plan is to destroy their already bad impression in Teacher Li's heart, let her drive herself out of the ugly class, and then Teacher Zu will come forward to take him in.

Well, there is, I still write about the bright moonlight in front of the bed, but I want to deviate, there are too many crooked poems about the bright moonlight in front of the bed, "The bright moonlight in front of the bed, the glass is good and frosty, if you don't wipe it in time, it will be dirty if it is not good." "There are countless such things, just open your mouth and come, of course, this is not very suitable, Feng Han thought about it himself, there is!

"The moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground. For the sake of the next generation, it is necessary to fall in love. "In order to be angry with Teacher Li, Feng Han also let it go, in short, everything is to anger Teacher Li!

Composition 2: There is a bird that can fly tens of thousands of kilometers across the Pacific Ocean, and all it needs is a small branch.

During the flight, it holds the branch in its mouth, throws it to the surface of the water when it is tired, and then flies down to the branch to rest for a while, and when it is hungry it stands on the branch to catch fish, and when it is sleepy, it stands on the branch to sleep. Who would have thought that the bird would successfully fly across the Pacific Ocean with the help of only a small branch of a tree.

Think about it, if the bird is not holding a branch, but carrying all the supplies such as the bird's nest and food, all the things on its body, will the bird still fly?

This question looks familiar, Feng Han remembered that there was a set of bestsellers called "Don't Laugh, I Am a Zero-Score Essay in the College Entrance Examination" in the library, and there was a province with a college entrance examination question similar to this, Feng Han probably knew how to write it......