Chapter 304: My Brother Is an Idiot
"Fart!Who said that? It's bullshit, don't go out and talk nonsense, in case the young ladies at our school misunderstand that I like boys, it's going to be troublesome. Banban said solemnly.
"Your sister. Zhong Xiaojie suddenly burst out.
"My sister?" Banban was stunned for a moment.
I really can't accept the divine dialogue between these two people, it's not on the same channel at all, what is this talking about! Is Zhong Xiaojie scolding Banban, the word "your sister" is similar to the "sand sculpture" in Banban's mouth before, and the tone of his speech is ambiguous, which makes my already chaotic little head more blocked, and if I listen to it again, it is estimated that it will explode directly, and I quickly took two mouthfuls of food into my mouth, even if I die, I have to be a full ghost.
"Yes, it's your sister, Zhang Yiyi said. Zhong Xiaojie also specially emphasized, I really feel sad for Zhang Yiyi, how did I find such a stupid boyfriend, and I am embarrassed to talk nonsense about the whispers between lovers.
Banban shook his head, "The family is unfortunate! ”
Zhong Xiaojie seemed to realize that there was something wrong with what he said before, and immediately mended the knife and said, "It's okay, don't be discouraged, I still have a brother like this! ”
Forget it when he said this, the key is that when he said this, the tone was called a sincere, harmless face and a voice like a little milk dog, if it weren't for his own brother himself, I really think that the "my brother" in his mouth is an out-and-out guy who is not as good as pigs and dogs.
I am not angry! I am not angry! I must not be angry! I tried my best to comfort myself in my heart, and after trying hard for a long time to no avail, I still could not calmly forgive what Zhong Xiaojie had just said. "Zhong Xiaojie, what's wrong with your brother, has you been embarrassed?" I asked.
Zhong Xiaojie shook his head, "No, my brother is the same as Zhang Yiyi's brother, he fell in love with a boy and killed each other, and that's how I comforted her at the time." ”
So, is this the reason why the two of them are in love, they have similar backgrounds, and they have an older brother who likes to fall in love with boys...............
I suddenly felt that my fate was miserable, what kind of sins I had done in my previous life, how did I become the brother of a person like Zhong Xiaojie, with him, I can live at least eighteen years less. God is jealous of talents!
Ban Ban glared at me, "Zhong Keyu, look at the good things you have done, your brother has taught all my sisters badly, she dares to say this about me now, and she will not rebel against the sky in the future." ”
"Why don't you say that your sister taught my brother badly?" Although my brother is not very angry, and often makes me angry, he will not find out after he gets angry, sometimes he likes to cheat my money, and he likes to use me as a shield when something happens, but I forgive him, who called me his brother, no matter how bad I am, I can't say his shortcomings in front of outsiders.
"Brother, it's me who is not good, I have brought Yiyi badly, and I haven't studied hard recently, because of my reasons, Yiyi has been distracted, otherwise she will definitely be able to do better, I think it is a piece of cake to take the first place in the grade with her talent. ”
What else can I say, this uncompetitive little bastard is a shame on me.
Ban Ban looked at me with a smug look on his face and said, "What's the matter, I'll just say that your brother brought my sister badly, if it weren't for your brother disturbing my sister's study, maybe the first place in the whole grade this time would be my sister's, and it was almost hers last time." ”
Look at his ugly face, I really want to have a big mouth to pull over, what do you have to do, isn't this still me the first place in the grade, when it's not me, you will come again.
Just when I was organizing the language to prepare to retort to Ban Ban two sentences, Zhong Xiaojie suddenly said, "Brother Ban Ban, in fact, I think so too, Yiyi is really smart." ”
Zhong Xiaojie's elbow crutch is too much, and he is not afraid of twisting his arm, "Okay, you two won, you two are a family anyway, whatever you say, I won't refute it, give up resistance." After saying that, I quickly took two mouthfuls of rice into my mouth and pressed the fire.
"That's not right! What we just discussed was that Peng Meijia was angry, why did she lead me astray, let's hurry up and think about why she is angry, otherwise we have to spend the afternoon in fear, if I am not careful, she will punch and kick me, and I am afraid to think about it. After the victory, Banban finally remembered what he really had to care about.
I pretended not to hear and continued to eat my meal, "Oh, the braised pork in the cafeteria today is so delicious, is it a new master?" "Actually, this meal is terrible. Difficult to swallow.
"Zhong Keyu, hurry up and find a way, do you say that she is menopausal, why do you lose her temper at every turn, this girl is really troublesome. ”
The boys and girls eat separately, and if Brother Peng hears these words, the class will have to become a pig's head class again.
This guy Banban is still as open-mouthed as before, he dares to say anything, he dares to do anything, and he doesn't care about the consequences at all, I have a hunch that he will fall big sooner or later.
"Go with the flow and go with the flow. I said.
"You can pull it down, it's not you who gets beaten every time, of course you say it so easily. She yelled at you today, usually all the firepower is focused on me, you are safe and sound in the rear, and the small life is smooth, hum!"
It seems that this is indeed the case, every time Peng Meijia vents to Ban Ban, look at the big head melon seeds supported by Ban Ban's hands, the picture of Peng Ge beating him in the past has appeared in front of my eyes, either twisting his ears or "splitting his muscles and bones", his time this year is relatively miserable.
Poor to pitiful, I don't have any good way, Brother Peng's favorite bully is him, he doesn't go to hell, whoever goes to hell is fate. No solution.
Zhong Xiaojie interjected and said, "Why don't we change positions, you go to my position for an afternoon, and when Sister Meijia is angry, we will change back." ”
This is really a good idea, I transferred the class away, and I also fell into a clean place, and even if I sleep in class in the future, no one will bluff in my ear, "I think this method is good, you can consider it." ”
"Okay, don't think about it, it's just such a happy decision, go to the classroom early in the afternoon, before Peng Meijia, you must be ahead of Peng Meijia, otherwise she will be in trouble when she gets mad, and the three of us plus one may not necessarily hold her." ”
After lunch, we walked towards the dormitory, where we could finally take a quiet nap.
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