Chapter 303 is cheap for you

"Moreover, you have to take into account that you are not married yet, and you should not be married within a year or two, and in the future, she is not young, and it is time to remember, at that time, you are still in trouble. Hu Fei picked up two skewers of meat, ate one for himself, and then handed her another skewer.

"You can't say something that is not so annoying, will you comfort people. Bao whispered and glanced at Hu Fei a little depressed.

"That's what I call a responsible friend, okay? Hu Fei couldn't laugh or cry, "Be reasonable, it's better for you to think about these things in advance than to want later, I cried in order to comfort you, okay?"

"Do you want to be faced, do you cry to comfort me? Obviously, I am comforting you. Bao whispered and rolled her eyes.

"Hey, hey, what is it that you comfort me, obviously I comforted you first. Hu Fei stretched out his hand and rubbed her, "Be reasonable." ”

"Who is unreasonable, think about it yourself, I haven't said anything yet, you are crying here first. Bao whispered.

A sentence suddenly came to my mind. Hu Fei shrugged his shoulders a little speechlessly.

"What?"

"What I learned from watching a movie recently, why do you women think that it is also a massage, massaging the face can make you thinner, but massaging your breasts can make you bigger?" Hu Fei looked at Bao and said softly.

“…… What do you mean, saying that we women have double standards?" Bao whispered and looked back at Hu Fei and asked viciously.

"That's not what I mean, I'm just going to interview you about how your brain structure thinks? I just think that everything in the world is developing according to what you think. Hu Fei said with a smile.

"Isn't that because of you men?" Bao pouted softly.

"No, it has nothing to do with us. Hu Fei couldn't laugh or cry.

"Who made you like people with small faces and big breasts?" Bao whispered and glanced at Hu Fei, "Isn't it?"

Hu Fei: "...... "If you have to say that, I have nothing to say."

"No words. Dry. Bao smiled lightly and took a jar of wine and touched it with Hu Fei.

"Just do it, I'm afraid of you. Hu Fei is depressed, he hasn't been afraid of anyone when drinking, especially his current physical fitness, what about the trouble?

But this wine, drinking and drinking, Hu Fei didn't know how the two of them drank it, and they began to feed each other with their mouths, which is really strange, what kind of habit is this?

Then, the car parked on the side of the road began to move.

“…… No...... You're not a chick, can't you solve it?"

“…… You're so weird in this outfit that I've never seen this one. ”

"Pull it, and you haven't seen it, a man like you still lacks a woman?"

“…… No, you're obviously not Asian, are you?

"Yo, I'm quite experienced. ”

"Haven't you ever eaten pork, haven't you ever seen a pig run?"

……

Later, the place in the car was too small, and Hu Fei didn't know what was going on, so he followed her back to her home, and there was a house in the county that Bao Qingyu bought by herself, which was not large, just two bedrooms and one living room, but it was very warmly decorated.

One night, Hu Fei felt for the first time what kind of feeling it was like to be a child-faced man, it was too exciting.

……

By the time Hu Fei and the others returned to Bao Qingyu's house, it was already past one or two o'clock in the morning, and by the time Hu Fei and the others finished tossing, it was already time for Hu Fei to cultivate.

Fortunately, the cultivation of the spirit trick does not have any specific posture requirements, and it is not necessary to have five hearts facing the sky or anything like that.

When Hu Fei fell asleep, countless memories suddenly seemed to emerge in his mind, these memories seemed to be experienced by him, but as if he was watching a movie with extremely deep memories, Hu Fei felt as if he was asleep and dreaming, but as if he was in a waking state.

Because he was very "sober" and knew that this was the memory of his previous life, in this strange state, Hu Fei didn't know how long it had passed, and then he seemed to have become confused again.

It wasn't until Hu Fei felt that his nose was a little itchy, that he opened his eyes suddenly, and as soon as he opened his eyes, Hu Fei saw Bao whispering who was lying on his chest, scratching his nose with his hair.

The eyes of the two people looked at each other, and a hint of blush flashed on Bao Qingyu's face, and then he snorted and said: "You men don't have a good thing, and you like to take advantage of others when you are drunk." ”

Hu Fei: "......"

"You know what? You reminded me of a joke. Hu Fei said with a deep face.

"What kind of joke?" asked Bao Qingyu, staring at Hu Fei with her eyes wide.

"One day a man suddenly cried to his best friend, and his friend asked him, 'What's wrong with you?' Why are you crying? ”

"This man said, buddy, I was wronged, I saw my wife with my own eyes last night......"

His good friend said in astonishment, "What's the matter?" It can't be that your wife brought you a green hat, right?"

Then he said, no, it was he who saw his wife drink two catties of liquor with his own eyes, and her mind was still very clear, and he couldn't help crying at that time. ”

"His friend wondered, what can't you figure out about this? What's wrong with your wife's heavy drinking?"

Then he said, he couldn't figure it out, and when her wife drank a glass of beer, she fell into his arms, and afterwards said that he took advantage of the danger of others, and said that he was inferior to a beast. must make him responsible, now they have been married for 11 years, lied to him for 11 years, and said that everyone didn't believe him at the beginning......"

“…… Hu Fei, what do you mean...... You mean I'm going to play a hooligan first?" Bao whispered's eyes flashed with danger.

"Then let's take a look at it first...... I remember, who had to drink a glass of wine later?" said Hu Fei with a smile.

Bao blushed lightly and said, "Isn't that a hurry? Then you kissed me first, right?"

"Then you are the one who fed me the wine and drank it, right?" Hu Fei snorted.

"Oops...... Why aren't you a gentleman at all? Bao whispered and directly lowered his head and bit Hu Fei's chest.

"Ah...... You're a puppy. Hu Fei couldn't help but scream in pain.

"How do you know? Bao whispered a little proudly, and after finishing speaking, she moved her body, and then screamed in pain, "Oh, you get up and take a shower, can you help me order something to eat, I'm starving, I can't move." ”

"Uh, okay. Hu Fei touched his nose, last night, it seemed that he was a little crazy.

Lifting the quilt, Hu Fei was about to get out of bed, and then Hu Fei was stunned for a moment, because he saw the red on the quilt.

"Huh?" Hu Fei turned his head to look at Bao whispering.

"Look, I've never seen a woman for the first time. Bao whispered and patted his forehead helplessly and asked.

"Your first time?" Hu Fei looked strange.

"There was a chance to hand it over in the middle, but because of the fruit, the other party didn't like it, so he blew it. Bao whispered lightly and said, "So, it's cheap for you, oops, you hurry up and take a shower to get food, I'm starving." ”

"Okay. Hu Fei scratched his head, and simply walked into the bathroom with his legs raised.

Entering the bathroom and looking at himself in the mirror, Hu Fei took a deep breath, when he woke up just now, because he whispered in the face of Bao, Hu Fei didn't show it, just last night, Hu Fei's soul power increased a lot!