A trace of panic flashed in Yi's father's eyes, although now that the husband and wife are two immortals, their appearance and figure are even many times better than when they were young.

It's okay to do some harmony exercise at night, but if you really want to have a child, you are looking for sin.

You are not allowed to drink, you are not allowed to stay up late to play games, you are not allowed to stay up late to watch TV, you are not allowed to eat spicy food, etc.

Forget about these tortures, at least Yi's father's ordinary life is quite regular, the key is that a woman has a child, that temper, hehe.

Suspicious, want to eat this, want to eat that, blow up at a point, sometimes autistic, as a husband, you have to care carefully every day, for fear of something missing.

After giving birth to a child, it is even more miserable, some noisy children, the husband and wife may not be able to sleep peacefully for a year or two.

The child's body is very weak, just a little bit of wind and cold, a small collision is a big accident, all day long, too tired.

After raising the lotus, Yi's father doesn't want children anymore, isn't it good to live in peace?

Seeing that his father began to be silent, Yi Bai felt that he needed to save himself at this time.

"Lotus, do you know, why rich men can't resist the temptation of beauty?"

Lotus raised her head, thin eyebrows, wide eyes, long eyelashes like a fan, and asked curiously, "Why, brother?"

"Of course, beauty doesn't tempt men with no money!"

Yi's mother changed her face when she heard this, put her hand on Yi's father's shoulder, and smiled meaningfully.

"Why? Wasn't he very angry when he murdered his son just now? Why don't you speak now?"

Yi's father looked at his son in despair, and hurriedly picked up his wife and ran to the room to comfort him, but he couldn't lose face in front of the child.

Yi Bai and his sister slapped each other's palms.

"Yay!"

Then happily eat the big meal on the table.

After lunch, Yi Bai usually goes to the roof to bask in the sun and take a nap.

This habit has been going on for more than a thousand years, so much so that now he feels particularly sleepy after lunch.

Take two leaves to cover your eyes, and sleep very sweetly.

The only known way to travel through time is to squint for a while, and then you can travel to the future for at least two hours, especially when you go to work in the morning, and the effect is significant.

"Moyu, Moyu, wake up, your parents are out for a walk, take me to play games!"

Playing games? When you hear this, you can't sleep.

Yi Bai woke up at once and jumped next to the owner of the voice.

Our beauty anchor Tang Jiajia is still the first human he met in his life, and it is estimated that he is also the person who knows his secrets the most, but that memory has been disposed of by him.

Tang Jiajia is second to none among human beings during this time, with the support of the Yi family's resources, there is no need to worry about being suppressed in the anchor world, as long as there is a little bit of interest, it is easy to become popular.

And her cultivation qualifications are also good, and her appearance is currently a big beauty after cultivation.

It's a pity that now it's not just playing games, but even live broadcasts have to take exams, and she finally passed the exam, but it turned out that the current game is too difficult for her.

With her cultivation, she could only hit the bronze segment above the black iron, and then she couldn't live or die.

Hearing that Yi Bai was back, he hurriedly ran over for help, after all, it was in the live broadcast, it was too vegetable, and he couldn't stand being ridiculed by the audience.

You must know that she is a live broadcast of more than 100,000 real fans, showing her face!

Friends come to play games, Yi Bai will not let go, and when the time comes, my mother will come, and I can find an excuse to throw all the pots to Jiajia.

Suddenly I felt very witty.

"Hello everyone, you are loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and Jiajia, the face of the commentary industry who sees a flat tire in the car, is back, and her voice is still so enchanting and charming. ”

"Hmph, today I will lead the Sword Immortal to bring you a visual feast!"

Then Yi Bai saw that the barrage began to be brushed.

"Everyone get out of the way, my husband is here!"

"My dad is here, let me say goodbye!"

"Here's how our streamers play the game with their feet!"

"Did Jiajia forward the koi? Bless you with a few fewer deaths today? It's so good, I've gained weight recently!"

......

Clenched her fists, Jiajia chose to ignore the barrage, and smiled at Yi Bai: "Hehe, my audience likes to tease me, in fact, my skills are very slippery, come, let's start, I'll assist you!"

Yi Bai nodded, with his strength and the same physical fitness, even if he was a dog, as long as he was well equipped, he could fight five.

The first one, Jiajia kept giving away people's heads, and when he was in the group, he directly hooked the assassin on the opposite side to his face, and the wave of group annihilation ended.

Teammate: "Assist you are the son of Cai Xukun and Qiao Biluo, Cai Bi!"

The second, Yi Bai took a deep breath and asked her to play a Lulu, and when she was fine, she gave an acceleration and a shield.

Although his teammates are more pitiful and have been sending, at least he still has an advantage, and when he plays in a group, as long as the skills are given to him, he will win.

Then Jiajia saw that the five big men on the opposite side rushed over at once, panicked, and threw the skill to herself.

No matter how powerful Yi Bai is, where is his physical fitness, some ultimates are still range skills, he can't dodge them, and he will be wiped out again.

Naturally, teammates won't spray if they are pitted, and the barrage will start to explode.

"I beg you, let my husband go, what did he do wrong?"

"You're not in the group, are you tiling in the crystal?"

"The difference between you and the creeps is that you can talk!"

......

Yi Bai took a deep breath again, and told himself in his heart, calm, what about the bearing of a great cultivator?

"This puts me in the middle of the list, and you are more obscene on the road. ”

"Good. Knowing that she was too bad, Jiajia nodded weakly.

Five minutes later, Yi Bai killed through the opposite middle lane, and his own house was also killed by the opposite side.

It's okay, I'm up, I can play five at a time if the operation is good, Yi Bai comforted himself.

Ten minutes later.

"Bang!"

Yi Bai found that she had returned to the Resurrection Spring, and was given a second by a female policeman's ultimate, her ultimate, which was locked and couldn't be dodged at all.

Calmly bought a Central Asian Hourglass, which can make you unharmed, but cannot move or attack.

"Bang!"

"Ding!"

Yi Bai opened the golden body and dodged the ultimate.

Then, as soon as the invincible time passed, the jungler prince on the opposite side had a large-range skill 'Heaven and Earth Split', covering him, and then killing him in one fell swoop.

Lost again!

Yi Bai looked up at the sky, the sky of the Summoner Canyon had never seen sunlight, and it was a place where it was claimed that corpses in every corner could circle the earth.

Exit the game, pick up the virtual helmet, stand up in vain and go home silently.

How happy it is to sleep.

Seeing the lonely back of Lord Sword Immortal, the barrage exploded again.

"Hahaha, Jiajia, you can send it better than Meituan!"

"Shocked, the first girl on earth to beat the sword fairy to herself with her own ability!"

"Anchor, do you believe in Buddhism?

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