Chapter 192: Heng Mei coldly pointed at Qianfu
Put some of the souvenirs found in the last world into the Yijia Village warehouse and add them to the exchange list, and Yi Bai has nothing to do.
Under Jiajia's sweet tongue and persuasion, the game started again.
After thinking about it for a while, he decided to play some heroes who could play five in one game, so that he would not believe that he would not be able to win.
Entering the live broadcast, the barrage was another wild brush, and even the number of viewers began to explode gradually.
There is always a whole bunch of boring people in the world.
Dao said ninety-five: "I'm in a bad mood, I was looking at the door just now, my most iron-clad buddy Melo wanted to untie my girlfriend's clothes, but of course my girlfriend decisively refused: not today, he will be in trouble when he comes back!"
"I don't know how much Merlot actually said: I don't know how much he has drunk, go under the table early, don't be afraid, come." ”
"I cried, I really didn't expect that my best brother would say that I couldn't drink well, it was really hot!!"
Then the following barrage began to swipe.
Emperor of Heaven: "66666"
Moon: "Greens"
Li Lanxiang: "Rape Flower"
Xingyuan: "Spinach"
Archangel: "Brother, it's a misunderstanding, I'm joking with you, I'm going to come back and pay the rent." ”
Dao said ninety-five: "Woo woo woo, I know that you love me, and I'm back." ”
Yi Bai looked at the barrage, and stopped talking, this brother is really happy.
After pondering for a while, he slowly said, "I finally know what it means to hear adults say that "society is a melting pot" when I was a child. ”
Jiajia, who was struggling with what hero to choose, asked curiously, "What do you mean?"
"Krypton gold, selling silver, copper smelting, aluminum, steel fine, smart tin, head iron!"
Moon:......
Source: ......
"Welcome to the Summoner's Rift!"
Yi Bai chose a warrior with blood, displacement and damage, released the blade Raven, and then spent 10,000 yuan to buy a bunny girl's skin.
entered the game, and in a minute, the opposite side was stunned because he looked at Yi Bai's figure, and then he was hacked to death.
Ten minutes later, Yi Bai was already slashing people on the high ground opposite, and his extreme micro-manipulation dodged countless skills.
Kill!
Murderous!
Super God!
Five kills!
Jiajia's audience finally breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that there is still a bonus to playing games with strong strength, watching Jiajia go down the road and play small soldiers with fate, and laugh wildly.
Hong gradually Yu Lu: "I am three times a day, my body, poor, stupid, stupid?"
Si Xiaoke: "I was born to be useful, but you are useless!"
Jiajia felt that this one had been stabilized, and happily exchanged ideas with the audience.
"The other side killed me with my ability, why do you say that I am a dish?"
"Heng Mei coldly pointed at Qianfu, whoever is in BB I will try!"
The full-time writer who hates not updating the most: "?"
Demon Star Daoist: "?"
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The barrage began to brush the question mark wildly, and the audience began to question, how is your strength, don't you have a B number?
Jiajia: Hehe, I won by lying down, blame me?
In the end, after being blocked in the spring for ten minutes, the opposite side collapsed and surrendered.
Yi Bai sneered, they are all scumbags, don't talk about the rest, playing games, he thinks he is second, and no one dares to admit the first.
Three hours later, his mentality exploded, and seeing the rampant appearance of Lord Sword Immortal, Jiajia's audience began to snipe.
Then it becomes a dozen nines, and the teammates send it, and release the skills to him.
No matter how powerful it is, it is a dead end to be blocked by a teammate with a skill, and then use the skill to send it to the enemy's face.
Looking at his 0-9 record, he looked up at the sky of the Summoner's Canyon, it was still so dark, and the thick fog shrouded the sky, and he never saw light and hope.
Yi Bai silently took off the virtual helmet, closed his eyes, opened his eyes after a while, and said, "You play first, I'll buy a few catties of oranges." ”
......
Once this person is free, the time passes quickly, he plays games at home for a few days, and when he has a weekend, Yi Bai takes the family out for a picnic.
With the growth of her practice, Yi Ma's cooking skills have also made great progress.
Everyone traveled to the mountains and rivers, took pictures, and ate a good thing, feeling very happy.
At the end of the picnic, Yi Bai thought about turning the domestic garbage directly into fly ash.
Protecting the natural environment is everyone's responsibility!
Then on Sunday, it was Yi Bai's happiest time to supervise his sister's homework.
Since the last time my sister quickly finished her homework, Yi Bai's real name reported to the relevant institutions that primary school students have little homework and do not study well, which has received great attention.
Nowadays, it takes about three hours to complete the homework of the lotus weekend, and if there is a little distraction in the middle, the time is even longer.
"Lotus, don't say it, the peanuts made by my mother are so fragrant, do you want to eat a little. ”
"Lotus, look, my mother's fried screws are fragrant and spicy, and the thief is delicious, sucking. ”
The lotus waited for Yi Bai with big eyes, rolled her eyes impatiently, fiddled with her bangs, and sighed: "Brother, if you do this again, I will report you to my mother that you play games every day." ”
Yi Bai was stunned, decisively packed up his things, and sat upright.
"Sister, if there is anything that won't, I'll teach you. ”
Lotus pursed her lips and pointed to a practice question: "If my brother knows this question, the next time I eat, I won't rob you." ”
Oh, I looked down on myself, Yi Bai confidently took the book and looked at the title.
12344=0;
36789=4;
68432=3;
66908=6;
So 12305=?
This one.....
Yi Bai pondered for a while, and the World Realm Yuan Shen began to calculate frantically.
This one.....
After a while, Yi Bai's head began to heat up, and his white face became red and hot, obviously starting to overload.
This one.....
The lotus's white and tender little hand patted Yi Bai's head, and then slapped water out of his ear, which scared her into tears.
"Woo woo, brother, what's wrong with you? It doesn't matter if you can't do it, I won't rob you of food tomorrow. ”
"Really, that's all right!" Yi Bai said with a smile as he returned to normal in the blink of an eye.
The lotus flower was throwing herself into his arms, crying sadly, and when she heard this, she raised her head.
The two big eyes were red, there were still a few tears hanging on the eyelashes, and they flattened their mouths, choked up and said, "Brother, don't lie to me like this next time, Lotus is so scared." ”
Looking at the little face of this simple little girl with pear blossoms and rain, Yi Bai hurriedly touched her pigtails distressedly: "Okay, good, good, my brother is wrong, I will definitely not lie to you next time." ”
Lotus's face turned cold: "Brother, you admit to lying to me, Mom, you see he admitted!"
Yi Bai was stunned for a moment, turned around and looked at his mother, who was holding a chicken feather blanket behind her and had a serious face.
The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!
"Hehe, Mom, you listen to my explanation, you may not believe it, I really almost went crazy just now!"
"It's really hard to get a problem in elementary school now!"
A hint of suspicion flashed on Yi's mother's face: "Really?"
Yi Bai hurriedly handed over the title of the lotus: "If you don't believe it, take a look." ”
Yi's mother took the question and fell into deep thought.