"What's wrong?" Uncle Li asked with concern as he put the partition down.

Although Uncle Li is approaching middle age, he reacts quickly, it is estimated that he saw the stupid standing Banban holding a bottle of red wine and standing there, we didn't have time to reply, he spoke first, "Drink less wine, you are growing up, there is milk and juice in the car, it seems that there is bread, if you are hungry, you can find it yourself, the rain is too heavy, I dare not drive too fast, but I estimate that it should be almost there." ”

"Uncle Li, we're not in a hurry, you just drive slowly, it's dark, safety first. I said.

"Uncle Li, just follow our original plan, you don't have to worry about the rest. Lin Shucong said, and after speaking, he motioned to Uncle Li to close the partition again.

Banban stood alone and bored, sitting on the sofa between me and Lin Shucong, and under the ass was sitting my half-baked school uniform, I pulled it, but I didn't pull it.

"Come on, come on, let's three brothers have a toast. Banban handed me and Lin Shucong a goblet, poured some red wine and said.

One of us had half a glass of wine, but he himself was idle, holding a wine bottle in his arms, and looked at the two of us with a smile.

While he was lifting his ass, I immediately pulled out my shirt and put it behind me.

"Drink, drink, why are you two staring at me?"

"What about you, I said that the three of us brothers have a drink, what's the point of just me and Zhong Keyu drinking. ”

"I blew on the bottle and all I found were these two cups. Although I don't know what plan he made with that Uncle Li, I know that it is definitely not in their consideration to go in with a bottle of red wine, maybe his father will cut him in the future.

"Don't mind, you just drink my glass, I don't usually drink, I'll go find a bottle of milk and replace the wine with milk." After saying that, I exchanged half a glass of red wine in my hand for the bottle of red wine that Banban had held in my arms before.

Lin Shucong's face slowed down a lot at this time.

When I came back from looking for milk, I only saw Banban, a bastard sitting on top of my shirt, dancing with his eyebrows, talking to Lin Shucong.

"Come, come, come, in honor of this moment, I propose that we stand up and drink this cup together. I proposed.

"There's so much, just sit and drink. Banban looked reluctant and twisted his ass as he spoke, and I could clearly see my blouse turn into a mass under the ravages of his fat buttocks.

I pulled him up, where to care if he wanted to or not, saving my shirt at this moment was the main thing. This is the third year of junior high school, and on the occasion of graduation, Liang Shuang gave me a T-shirt, which is a little ugly, but it is also a part of her heart.

After I switched positions with him, I just picked up my shirt and hung it on my arm, so it should be safer now.

"Come on, it. Lin Shucong proposed, and after speaking, he also touched the cup with Banban, which was quite grand.

I didn't do it, because this is a 1500ml bottle of milk, if it really does, let alone go to see the third uncle, it is estimated that I will have to be sent directly to the emergency room when I get to the hospital.

Neither of them did anything, one almost choked to death, and the other ran straight to the trash can after drinking, and all of them vomited at once.

"I just said it's not a good wine, why is it so bad that it almost choked me to death!" Banban was the first to burst out of his dissatisfaction with the red wine.

"I guess we're in too much of a hurry, and this red wine should be tasted slowly, uh......" Lin Shucong picked up the trash can and spit out two sips.

What is called a dead duck with a hard mouth, this is it!

It's a good thing I didn't drink all the big bottle of milk, otherwise I would have been the one holding the trash can now.

While the two of them were discussing red wine, I hurriedly plugged in the power of the dryer, and I must dry my clothes before arriving at the hospital, Ban Ban and Lin Shucong's height are not too different, so there is nothing wrong with him wearing Lin Shucong's clothes, at best, it looks a little empty because of his weight, but I can't, I am not only thin but also smaller than the two of them, so the effect of the clothes on me is like a clown jumping off the beam, very funny.

OK, everything is ready, and now it's time for me to show off my skills, and after the power is turned on, I grab the dryer and start getting ready to blow my clothes.

As a result, Lin Shucong didn't hug the trash can, but ran over and unplugged my power again, "I was almost led astray by you, and you haven't answered me yet?"

This guy is really a big donkey, and I told him before that it wasn't once or twice, and he didn't like it, he didn't like it. If you don't like it, you don't like it, there's no need to hide it.

"Lin Shucong, I found that something is not quite right with you, why do you have to worry about this issue today, in the past, you always wanted the two of them to be together quickly, could it be ...... Could it be that you like Zhong Keyu, and you are afraid that Xu Xiaoyan will snatch him!Oh my God, this is crazy......" Banban's pig-headed logic once again guessed the wrong direction of development.

"Why don't you think the other way around?" I reminded him.

Then he kept shouting, "I can't accept this fact, old iron, this is really incredible, it turns out that you don't accept Xu Xiaoyan because you like Lin Shucong, I said that you two usually go out alone, don't call me together, it turned out to be a date for a long time." ”

I really want to use a dryer to dry the water in his head.

"You flash aside, I really don't know what you have in your head, he likes Xu Xiaoyan, but Xu Xiaoyan likes me, he is not sure whether I like Xu Xiaoyan or not, and he is very worried that I am a big pig's trotter like you, meet one and love another, in case I hurt Xu Xiaoyan, your little brother will be sad." I finished my words in one breath, and I didn't leave time for Lin Shucong to defend himself.

Liang Shuang once told me that when you fight the landlord, how many bombs are thrown out, and the other party's ears are buzzing and they dare not play cards, then you will succeed. It's the same when confronting others, you can tell as many secrets as you know about the other person, and scare him until he doesn't dare to squeak. I did so, the effect was great, Lin Shucong was no longer entangled, and Banban held his big pig head and looked at me dumbfounded.

Does this mean that you are at the top of your life and a winner in life? Banban said with envy on his face, "You are really a peach blossom luck, in the future, I have to follow you inch by inch, block for you, come one and I will block one, and I will block two and I will block a pair." ”

I secretly sighed, what a bullshit life winner, I'm like a lost dog now, homeless...... But he still smiled and replied to Banban, "Thank you for the compliment."

Lin Shucong came back to his senses and said suspiciously: "How do you know that I like Xu Xiaoyan? I think I hid it well." ”

Of course, I can't say that Liu Liying told me, fooling him and saying, "Everyone on the earth knows it." ”

"I'll go, then how I don't know. Banban said puzzled.

"Because you're a pig! ha......"

There are some things that people will be much more honest with each other once they say it, such as the three of us now. After being exposed, Lin Shucong revealed the little secret he buried in his heart.

It turned out that he had fallen in love with Xu Xiaoyan since he entered high school, but he had been embarrassed to say it, but he pretended not to care, he usually grinned, and looked like he didn't love anyone, his disguise successfully concealed this secret for a long time, and he and Xu Xiaoyan have been getting along so peacefully. He is her class president, she is the recognized goddess of their class, and the only goddess in his heart.

Lin Shucong said that if it weren't for me, he might have been hiding all the time. After learning that Xu Xiaoyan liked me, he moved closer to me one step ahead of Xu Xiaoyan, starting from the election for the president of the student union, step by step, and finally successfully broke into the enemy's position and ambushed me. He was very afraid that Xu Xiaoyan would be confused by my superficial illusions, and he was so protective of his heart that he could take care of what kind of morality he had, and he began to move closer to me shamelessly, and finally succeeded in creating the illusion that Xu Xiaoyan liked his good buddy, but in fact, he was ambushed by his rival for love......

Although it sounds great, I still can't help but feel a chill in my back, in case I really have some crooked thoughts, wouldn't it be easy to be given the result by Lin Shucong, huh...... It's scary to think about.

I felt a chill in my back when I heard this, but Banban, the guy who was eating inside and out, was sticking out his thumb at Lin Shucong, and said admiringly, "Brother dei, I can't see it, you are a rough man with five big and three thick ones, please allow me to call you 'Love Saint' to show respect." ”

Lin Shucong returned the salute here: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, you are the saint of love, and you deserve it." ”

"I'm going, you two drank too much, aren't you! What are you pretending to be here, one likes to confess, the other brags all day long that he has been in the midst of thousands of flowers, what bullshit, I was originally a good student who studied hard, and I actually lived in your calculations, you two are simply not human ......"

"Zhong Keyu, don't worry, I can ask my dad for help, he knows a few vice principals of our school, it must be easy to talk to them, don't say what the director of teaching is, the director of teaching and his father are not easy to do, all of them will lie down." "It seems that this guy is really drunk, and he is so unreasonable.

I thought that Banban would brag about his aunt being the big boss of our school or something, but he was even more ruthless, and directly said that his mother would be back soon, and he could go through the procedures for me to go abroad with them.

"Thanks to my love, I'd better stay in China honestly. ”

"Zhong Keyu, do you really dislike Xu Xiaoyan?" Lin Shucong was not at ease and asked again.

"I said I don't like it, even if you ask a hundred times, I still don't like it, I find you very funny, if you like her, you tell her, how can she know your mind, in case she happens to like you, just embarrassed to say it. ”

To this day, I dare to criticize other people's feelings even if I am a novice in love, just like those so-called experts on TV, who only know a little theory and talk about it without practical experience, so they dare to talk nonsense.

"No, you definitely like her, you have been to our class several times before to find her, and she must like you, long before she confessed to you, she often took advantage of the work of taking homework between classes and pretending to pass by at the door of the second class, and every time she looked inside, you said that she was not looking at you but at whom. ”

If he really says that, then I really don't have a problem, I usually go to Lao Hou's office every once in a while, is it possible that I like Lao Hou?

Ban Ban said: "That's not necessarily, there are so many boys in our class, and Zhong Keyu and I are next to each other, in case she is looking at me, maybe there is such a possibility, in fact, she doesn't like Zhong Keyu, but secretly likes another boy in the name of liking Zhong Keyu." ”

Ban Ban was complacent about his brilliant reasoning, and Lin Shucong and I looked at him with caring eyes.

"Most of the time I went to look for you, and then happened to meet her, you don't know that I usually avoid her, I can only say that the road is too narrow, every time I go to the east staircase, I can meet her, the last time I chatted with her in the first examination room, it was because of the discussion of Banban's confession, originally I wanted to play with Banban, but his head was hot, and he imitated Xu Xiaoyan's tricks to secretly confess. ”

Speaking of this class, his face was unhappy, "I'm embarrassed to say that her confession trick didn't work at all, she almost didn't let Peng Meijia beat me to death, and her arm almost didn't break for me, if I hadn't kissed her in a hurry in the end, maybe I would have been a disabled person today." ”

When it came to kissing, Banban didn't feel that it was wrong at all, but Lin Shucong and I, the two guys who had never been in love, blushed with shame, I touched my face, and remembered the scene of being bitten by Liu Liying today, fortunately she didn't use any force at the time, otherwise she would have been found by Banban.

“…… Zhong Keyu, do you care about lewdness, what are you laughing at? I really hate you, a big boy actually touched his face and laughed extremely lewdly here. Banban said, don't save me any face, hit the nail on the head.

"You're just, my face is itchy, can't you scratch it? You're a big man, but you have a lot of care......

"Stop! Now we should be talking about Xu Xiaoyan and me. Lin Shucong pulled hard and forcefully pulled the focus of the discussion back to him.

I can't think of any good way to solve it, he usually hides and hides, and he doesn't dare to express his thoughts at all, is it possible that the next time I see Xu Xiaoyan, I have to say, "I'm sorry, I don't like you, because my good brother has been secretly silently guarding you, I can't make him sad." ”

I can guarantee that no matter how good Xu Xiaoyan's temper is, she will definitely slap me in the face.

(End of chapter)