"Hehe, take me one......" Banban said facelessly. I was soaked, writhing around, and my clothes were wet with the piggyback.

"No. Resolutely don't bring it, where do you go back and forth. Lin Shucong said with a blushing face.

Then Ban Ban stuck to my umbrella like a leper dog, looked at me pitifully and said, "Take me one, I don't seem to have seen your third uncle before, it's rare to have a chance." ”

This is the truth, I have never introduced Banban to the third uncle for a long time, so I can take this opportunity to let them meet. I nodded, agreeing with Banban's idea.

Later, Peng Meijia, Zhang Yiyi and the others were very anxious, squeaking and shouting, "Banban, come back quickly, don't make a mess......" "Brother, you can go home with us...... I'll be embarrassed if you don't go........."

I turned around and was about to go back and explain to them, but I was stopped by Ban Ban, "Zhong Keyu, what are you going to do! Didn't you just promise me that I could go with me?"

"The rain is so loud that I'm afraid they won't be able to hear me clearly, so I'll go back and explain to your girlfriend and your own sister. ”

"Then you go, I won't go. After speaking, Ban Ban jumped under Lin Shucong's umbrella.

"I'll go, whoever let you in, let me out, this umbrella is too small, I can't hold it alone, and we'll both have to get drenched in the rain when you come in." Lin Shucong said with a disgusted face, pushing Banban out of the umbrella as he spoke. In fact, it's just pretending, the rain is so heavy, how could Lin Shucong really push him into the rain. Even if the umbrella is small, it can at least cover part of it so that you don't get your head wet.

I already walked to the door of the mall while they were arguing and bickering, "Brother Peng, Yiyi, you two will accompany Xiaojie back in a while, as for Banban, let him go with me, his stinky temper, even if he stays, he won't stop." ”

Brother Peng didn't say anything, Yiyi's eyes were complicated, and he looked very reluctant, although he tried his best to hide it, but I was not stupid, and I still saw this subtle change very really. "Yiyi, it's okay, my mother is very easy to get along with, she won't be embarrassed for you, as for someone in the family, you can ignore it automatically and ignore him. ”

The "that person" in my mouth naturally refers to Zhong Renyong, I haven't eliminated it, I don't want to call him Dad, so I just use "that person" instead, Yiyi is so smart, he should be able to understand.

Zhong Xiaojie came to his senses and said in a very weak voice: "Brother, then you can go with confidence, I will go to you after I go home and explain the situation to our mother, Yiyi and Sister Meijia will follow together if they want to go, and if they don't want to go, I will find someone to send them home." ”

"Okay, then I'll go. ”

"Hmm. ”

"Hmm. ”

"Hmm. ”

The rhythm of the "um" of these three people is quite consistent.

"Lin Shucong, you stinky and shameless guy, who lost the bet to me in the first place, and then wanted to recognize me as a big brother! Usually don't shout, just forget it, today you pushed me into this pouring rain for such a small umbrella, won't your conscience hurt!!

"Is there such a thing?!Why don't I remember...... It seems that I have been studying too hard lately, and I have forgotten a lot of things that are not worth remembering. Lin Shucong diverted the topic very perfunctorily.

Banban was not convinced, holding the umbrella with both hands, refusing to let go, and then twisting his butt around, trying to squeeze Lin Shucong out of the umbrella. As a result, something very embarrassing happened, not only was Lin Shucong not hit, but Banban was bounced out.

"Okay, you two don't fight, Banban, let's use it. ”

Banban still writhed around like a little loach when he came over, and if I hadn't been careful, I would have been squeezed out by this little rabbit.

"Zhong Keyu, let's add an extra chicken leg when we eat in the future, eat a little fatter, otherwise I really can't hit this guy, you don't know, when I hit him just now, I felt like I hit a little bull, the thief is terrifying." ”

"Yes. But can you please stop your ass for a while, don't writhe around, it's almost squeezing me out, and I'm drenched in a part of my body now. ”

I now have a deep understanding of Liu Tao's unspeakable pain before, and this guy in Banban has ADHD and can't stop for a moment.

"Hey, what are you two whispering behind my back? Lin Shucong walked over with a small flower umbrella and said.

"Carrying you! I still want to carry you, don't I have a few pounds and taels in my heart?! I still want people to carry you, it's just a fool's dream!" Ban Ban launched a series of attacks on Lin Shucong's weight, using both his mouth and feet, hurting him while his feet were not idle, and he threw a wave of stagnant water on the ground and splashed it at him.

Although there is not a lot of stagnant water picked up by the shoes, it will not be unaware of the impact on the body. Lin Shucong countered: "Banban, you dead fat man, I am strong, not fat, only people like you can be considered fat!

I became the biggest victim of the battle between the two of them, caught between them, enduring the rain and the saliva of their saliva. It took too long to be sprayed, and I was in a bit of a trance, and I couldn't tell which was rain and which was saliva.

Finally, a middle-aged man called "Uncle Li" by Lin Shucong finally appeared like a savior and saved me.

"Shucong, hurry up and get in the car, don't get wet. Uncle Li opened the door for us, and by the way, he took away our two wet umbrellas.

"Uncle Li, I'm sorry to keep you waiting. After Lin Shucong got in the car, the state of the whole person changed, and he was not as childish as he was just now.

"It didn't take long for me to think about it, and I forgot to bring two more umbrellas out and went over to pick you up. Uncle Li was engrossed in driving, and he was not affected at all by talking to Lin Shucong.

"I don't blame you, I didn't make it clear when I texted, I thought that two umbrellas for two people were completely enough, but I didn't want to kill halfway to bite the gold. ”

"Cheng Yanjin" said unhappily, "Okay, you guy, you don't even take your eldest brother into account, because I usually take care of you so much." ”

Lin Shucong rolled his eyes, and it was estimated that he would not be able to think of where he usually received the so-called "care" in Banban's mouth for a while.

Uncle Li said with a smile, "Shucong, is this the big brother you often mention recently who has been studying outside?"

Big brother??? is it difficult for Lin Shucong to have an older brother in addition to having a sister......

"It's not. Uncle Li, you can drive well, I'll change my clothes. ”

"Okay, the clothes are in the back row of seats, I'm afraid you're not satisfied, and your mother asked me to take a few more when I went out. After finishing speaking, Uncle Li didn't know what kind of button he pressed, and a partition appeared between the driver's seat and the rear seat, dividing the car into two parts that were not connected to each other.

"Okay, Lin Shucong, he is worthy of being my little brother, and he is very reliable. Banban unceremoniously moved around the car, his wet clothes wetting his seat.

Lin Shucong didn't show the slightest dissatisfaction, my face was a little unbearable, this guy moved around, making a mess in other people's cars.

The rain was so heavy that I didn't see it clearly when I was outside, and when I came in, I realized that it was actually an RV, and it must have been expensive, because it was very classy.

"Here, which one do you wear? Lin Shucong brought the clothes to me and Banban and said.

Banban first snatched a dress that looked good, quite suitable for him, yellow, yellow, green, green and green bells and whistles, exuding the air of the word "frivolous" from the inside to the outside without exception.

"No, this dress is reserved for Zhong Keyu, you choose a new one. Lin Shucong snatched the bells and whistles from Banban's hand and forcibly stuffed it into my hand.

"No, I'll just want that. "Banban snatched it back in my hands.

"I have to dress him, and that's what I made for him. Lin Shucong took the clothes away again.

"Don't give it to me! I don't want this. "Before he could get into my hand, I quickly refused.

Lin Shucong's hand handing over the clothes stopped in mid-air, Ban Ban took the opportunity to snatch the clothes away, and then hugged them tightly to his chest, "Lin Shucong, did your head be squeezed by the door, Zhong Keyu said no, you still have to give it to him, do you have the intention to get along with me." ”

Lin Shucong walked towards him step by step, "You give me the clothes in your arms, you can pick these pieces." ”

Seeing that Lin Shucong didn't mean to compromise at all, Ban Ban gave up the idea of going down with him, and said, "It's not that there is no room for negotiation, but you have to tell me why this dress has to be worn by Zhong Keyu, could it be that there is some ulterior secret in it?"

"No, I just think this dress is very temperamental. Lin Shucong said.

At this point, I can understand it, this little bastard is still complaining about Xu Xiaoyan, as if I have failed her.

"Banban, give him the clothes, I won't wear them anyway, let him put them on himself. I said, then took off my shirt and started drying it. This RV is fully equipped with small appliances for daily use at home, which can be described as having everything you need.

"Did you hear it, he himself said that he couldn't wear it, what else are you robbing me of, is it interesting to stick to someone's cold ass with a hot face?!" After teaching Lin Shucong a lesson, Ban Ban was satisfied and put on his favorite clothes.

"Zhong Keyu, are you pretending to be confused?" Lin Shucong asked me, unplugged the dryer, and sat on the other side of the sofa and glared at me coldly, "It's only the three of us now, can you tell the truth... What do you think in your heart, if you don't like our class Xu Xiaoyan, just make it clear, don't delay others. ”

Every time he heard this kind of gossip news, Banban was extremely excited, and with the excitement of wearing big flower clothes, he walked between me and Lin Shucong, look at this, look at that, look at this, look at that, like a second fool, his head was like a rattle, shaking around.

"You get out of the way, don't get in the way here. Lin Shucong was probably in a hurry, and pushed away Banban's pig's head.

"Yo, rivals in love are red-eyed when they meet!" Ban Ban shouted happily, as if he had discovered some earth-shattering secret.

"Don't talk nonsense, your little brother will be unhappy. I jokingly said, as for Lin Shucong's question, I didn't seriously think about it at all, because the answer in my heart was clear, and I didn't need to answer it at all. If you don't like it, you don't like it, and you don't need to emphasize

"Oops! I'm really going to be by the two of you, you two are laughing at such a serious question, this is a big matter related to the happiness of life. Lin Shucong once again emphasized the importance of the matter, and he felt that there was no silver three hundred taels here.

Banban got up, walked to a counter, opened the cabinet and found a bottle of red wine, and took out two goblets, "Hahaha, sure enough, there is red wine, let me taste what my little brother's wine tastes like,...... Banban smiled meaningfully, took the bottle around and looked around several times, and then poured himself a glass of red wine decently and shook it......

And I was dazzled by this sudden action, staring at the red wine in this glass, and so was Lin Shucong, until Banban failed to force it, and we didn't come back to our senses until the red wine was spilled all over the ground.

Banban was thick-skinned, and let Lin Shucong and I keep staring at him with bad intentions, but he didn't feel the slightest embarrassment, and said unhurriedly, "I'll tell you, this is the best way to identify red wine, when you identify red wine in the future, pour it into the glass, and then shake it vigorously, shake it, shake it, if the wine in the cup will not fly out under the action of centrifugal force, it means that it is good wine, obviously this bottle of wine in my hand is not a good wine......"

Lin Shucong slapped his palms twice loudly, "Banban, your braggart skills are comparable to this bottle of red wine...... Although I don't know about red wine, I know that my dad will definitely not put that kind of red wine in the car. ”

Banban was not convinced, it seemed that he was planning to give full play to his spirit of bar, "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, in case your father is dazzled, the elderly, it is inevitable that he will be confused when he gets old." ”

I only smiled and didn't speak, and with the same vigor with which he shook the cup, I guess it was not much different from the force he used to throw the shot put.

Lin Shucong also laughed, finally, under our unremitting efforts, the great Banban boss lowered his high pig head, "Well, pretend to fail, I admit that I don't know how to appreciate red wine, this can't blame me, I looked around the bottle three or four times, there was not even a Chinese explanation on it, all in English, and all of them I didn't recognize." ”

"I don't blame you, I don't blame you, blame my dad, dizzy, he should put a dozen beers in the car. Lin Shucong said with a smile.

"Although I failed to pretend to be forced, I successfully resolved a contest between rivals, hahaha...... How can I be so good!"

Banban stood alone in the middle of the car holding red wine and goblets and laughing excitedly. even disturbed Uncle Li, who was driving in front.

(End of chapter)