Chapter 328: Hey—Is There Anyone (1)

(Guaranteed 1)

"Lu Youxi, what's wrong with your eyes, are you fascinated by the wind?" asked a female invigilator with concern.

Lu Youxi rubbed her eyes and said to the teacher, "It's okay teacher, it's just a little trachoma~"

The classmates all looked at Lu Youxi, a big star, a goddess, she even got trachoma, it's amazing!

And Lu Youxi looked at Feng Han viciously.

Damn, I didn't even know three consecutive multiple-choice questions on literary knowledge, I wanted to see Feng Han's, but I threw all my flattering eyes to the blind man, and this guy didn't react at all!

Feng Han saw her ink, but he had already done the essay question, and he didn't have time to take care of her for the time being, so he would let her copy it after he finished writing.

Feng Han is also thinking about it now, Lu Youxi is a high-profile star, and people's expectations for her are always higher.

Last time, she won the second place in the class, and she was complacent, but after being stabbed on the Internet by an unknown classmate, it still caused some discussion.

Some fans can't believe that the idol's academic performance is so scummy!

So Feng Han decided that even if she cheated, she should improve her grades, at least stick to the arts and sciences sub-subject, and the situation should be better.

Essay questions or look at small essays first.

Essay 1: What do you think is the farthest distance in the world?

Rub, your title is so obvious, it's deliberate!It doesn't seem appropriate if you don't come up with that Internet god poem~

In fact, this is a Yangzhou college entrance examination essay question three years ago, the difference is that at that time, this question was composition two, that is, it was required to write a large composition, but this time it became a small composition.

Just what the doctor ordered!

Feng Han directly wrote the title "The World's Farthest Distance".

The world thinks that this poem is from Rabindranath Tagore's "Birds", but in fact, one of the translations of his poetry collection has a sentence: "The farthest distance in the world is the distance between birds and fishes." And then the misrepresentation turned into what it is now.

Speaking of this poem, the relationship between this poem and Zhang Xiaoxian is deeper, in her "Single Bed in the Purse", there is such a sentence: "The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, not the world is apart, but I stand in front of you, but you don't know that I love you." ”

This is the earliest and most accurate source of the poem.

As for the versions that are now well known to the public, they are all created by modern people in the name of Totagore, and there are many versions, and even more, the English version is released according to the forgery, which is exactly the same as the real thing.

Feng Han's choice is naturally the most widely circulated version, in fact, the poem is still very beautiful, and it is very suitable for love stories, coupled with Tagore's tiger skin, it is not surprising that it can become a classic, and it is estimated that it will be popular for several more decades.

After writing the last sentence "The farthest distance in the world / is the distance between birds and fish / one soars in the sky / one dives deep to the bottom of the sea", Feng Han reveled in it, well, good poetry, good poetry!

Feng Han glanced at Lu Youxi next to him, and was still thinking about it, forget it, help you.

While reading the title of Composition 2, Feng Han exposed the previous multiple-choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions to facilitate Lu Youxi's observation.

This guy is really keen, he may have been staring at Feng Han, as soon as he made a move, Lu Youxi looked over, and then, with joy, wrote while reading.

Feng Han also completed the review here.

Composition 2 is a picture reading question, and it is very mysterious, that is, a person, standing on the ground and looking at the sky.

This makes it impossible to guess the intention of the questioner, it's too divergent.

However, at this time, candidates don't have to think too much about deducting the topic, as long as they write an essay based on what they see, the main idea doesn't matter, it looks good.

So Feng Han thought of a science fiction about environmental protection by Japanese writer Shinichi Hoshi that he had read before.

Seeing that Lu Youxi copied almost the same, Feng Han began to write the title of the composition, "Hey-Is there anyone" (formerly known as "Hey-Come Out")

This is a science fiction micro, at the beginning, suddenly there is a bottomless pit on the earth, someone throws a stone into it, and someone shouts "Hey, anyone?" into the bottomless pit.

After probing, the hole really had no bottom, and it did not know where it led, so human beings threw all kinds of garbage into this bottomless pit with peace of mind.

At the end, around the cave, a pebble suddenly falls from the sky, and people look up at the sky, and then they hear a cry of "Hey—anyone?"

Abruptly stopped, what will be very much next, it goes without saying, everyone understands, and it is extremely scary not to think about it.

This article was later selected into the experimental textbook "Chinese" eighth grade (II), it is a vivid and lively, strange imagination micro, Feng Han remembers that when he first saw the original text, the sense of amazement made him recommend it to everyone.

The exam of the Chinese subject couldn't be easier for Feng Han, and when he finished it, there was still an hour to go, and at this time, Lu Youxi also began to write the second essay.

Feng Han immediately handed in the test papers, and was the first to walk out of the examination room, bought a few bottles of drinks and waited for Lu Youxi and Big Bear Xiaolu.

He has already planned clearly, after the exam tomorrow, he will go to Lin'an the day after tomorrow and record "You at the Same Table".

The demand for this song on the Internet is still very high, but at present, there is only an uncensored live version of the scum quality flowing out of Luyouxi, and music fans have a lot of opinions.

After going to the capital, maybe I have to meet Han Che and see the progress of the later stage of the movie, which is dispensable, but Su Huan must see it.

This woman, she doesn't answer the phone and doesn't reply, does she really want to play the breakup drama in the first half of the year, you are a good actor~

You can stand it, I can't help it!

Then he went to Chang'an's hometown to prepare for archaeological work, he had also specially asked the city lord's sister before, her old classmate Cheng Sigui had also recently carried out archaeological work in Yongzhou, and when the time came, it would be enough for Professor Cheng to enjoy some credit between his fingers.

The final exam lasts for two days, and the time is not so tight, and you can go home after the exam, and continue with the math subject in the afternoon.

Feng Han and Lu Youxi are not good at the two subjects, so they can only settle their own destiny.

In the last session of the second day, in addition to the test of calculation, I also tested some memory of knowledge points.

Although Feng Han didn't know either, he could look up textbooks in the library.

Lu Youxi was not so lucky, scratching her head and scratching her ears, no one paid attention to her, and her mind was empty.

In the end, Feng Han kindly showed her the answer he wrote.

Lu Youxi cast a grateful look at Feng Han.

However, she never expected that when she stood up and handed in the paper, Feng Han would destroy all the answers she had shown her before, and then write something else again!

There is only one thought in her mind now: she has been tricked! This guy clearly deceived herself into writing down the wrong answers, and then she got a high score! How vicious her intentions were!

In fact, Feng Han just didn't want to get a score that didn't match his own strength, so he changed all the questions that shouldn't have been right.

I did that before, just to let Lu Youxi get a few more points and save her face as a big star, but as for a ghost like him, his all-round development has fallen into a cliché~

ps: Thank you for the 500 tips and long comments in the small world!