(Guarantee 2)

When Feng Han Lu Youxi walked out of the examination room with the flow of people, Lu Youxi pinched Feng Han fiercely.

"What are you doing?"

"In order to get better grades than me, you have gone too far, and you have tricked me!" Lu Youxi said angrily.

Feng Han knew that she would think so, but fortunately, he didn't want to get her thanks, and a little estrangement between the two was a good thing for his current self.

So Feng Han smiled indifferently, "I knew that today, it was not good for you to read the textbook a few times before, but now it depends on me, it's useless~"

After saying that, Feng Han walked away, and he had to rush home to pack his luggage, but before that, he had to go to see Mr. Guo.

……

At the same time, Han Wu, who had finished her final exams the day before, and her friends in the dormitory were also discussing their destination.

Some people said to go to Tibet, some people wanted to go to Jingzhou, and some people wanted to go to the bitter cold land of Alaska, and finally after heated discussions, they chose Yongzhou, to be precise, Chang'an City, which is comparable to Yanjing and Jinling.

Han Wu immediately thought, "Eh, if you go to Chang'an, I know a place that is especially suitable for us to live for a while, and it is guaranteed to be of good quality and low price, with ancient buildings, special food and performances!"

"Where, where!" Shi Yasong asked anxiously.

"Dragon Cherry Ancient City!" Han Wu said triumphantly, "One of the top ten ancient cities in Great Xia, and I have relatives over there~"

……

After all the final exams of Dongyang No. 1 Middle School were over, the teachers of the second year of high school Chinese group got together again, as usual, first found Feng Han from thousands of papers, and then turned directly to the composition.

Teacher Li Yan took the scroll and said, "It's another poem that writes about feelings, but this time it's a modern poem, tsk, it's a very amazing modern poem, it seems that it shouldn't be written for Lu Youxi." ”

"The farthest distance in the world / It's not the distance between life and death / But I'm standing in front of you / You don't know I love you!" a young female teacher read, "Wow, take it, take it, this is indeed the farthest distance in the world!"

Her memory goes back to her college days, she used to like a male classmate in the class very much, and she hinted at him more or less, but that stupid melon, just can't realize her good intentions, and after graduation, everyone goes their own way, and then there is no contact, I heard that he is now about to get married~

A middle-aged teacher said, "What you just said is not right, there is still the farthest distance in the world/It's not that I'm standing in front of you/But you don't know that I love you/But I love to the point of obsession/But I can't say I love you~"

After reading, the teacher sighed, he thought of the wife of a good friend of his own, the two attracted each other, and admired each other's character and talent, but because of the etiquette, for the sake of their respective families, the two have been self-denying and etiquette, and dare not take a step beyond the thunder pool, compared to which "I am standing in front of you / You don't know that I love you", their love but can't say that it is really the farthest distance!

However, when he saw the following section, he felt that his realm was still a little lower.

This modern poem is all about the word "love" in the front, and then it is compared to trees and trees, stars and stars, fish and birds, which is more vivid and evocative.

It's just that everyone is a little curious, this bird and flying fish, is it Feng Han who has a finger, is it one of them is him, if so, I'm afraid it's better not to be known by Lu Youxi.

Zu Xiao didn't think so much, and said with emotion: "It's really a good poem, originally I thought that the alley was the style of Feng Han's modern poetry, but I didn't expect him to bring even greater surprises later!"

He has decided that he must focus on recommending this poem to Han Shiqun and let this poem appear in "Sprout" magazine.

At this time, Li Yan had already finished reading the following composition two.

She pointed to the volume, "I like this article better, and when I saw the end, I was really shocked and broke out in a cold sweat!"

"Oh, what's written?" someone asked.

It was Li Yan who came to read it, and everyone listened, it turned out to be a science fiction micro, interesting, and the most down-to-earth literary genre, but in the language exam, there are not many people who dare to use the body, especially science fiction, which is even more difficult to control.

However, since it is Feng Han, everyone is full of confidence in him, even if the expectations have been set very high, but after listening to Li Yan's recitation, many people patted their thighs, patted the table and applauded, shouting surprise.

"One sentence, hey, is there anyone, it really makes people sweat, it's terrible and terrible!"

"How the hell does his head grow, and he can control all kinds of styles and styles so easily!"

"Maybe that's the difference between geniuses and mortals. ”

"I'm used to the fact that he has created fewer surprises for us. ”

"It's just, I'm used to it, that, I'm going to resign. ”

"No, I have to copy it down and go back and read it to my daughter-in-law. ”

Wait! Zu Xiao suddenly realized that someone had just said, "I'm going to resign." ”

"Old Guo, what you said just now?" he looked at Teacher Guo Qian, who was unusually active and not as active as usual, and all the teachers also looked at him.

Guo Qian nodded, still with a smile on his face, "Yes, I won't be able to work with you next semester, and I won't be able to see such an excellent article for the first time." ”

Li Yan asked, "Teacher Guo, are there other schools that are poaching you at a high price?"

Teacher Guo smiled and said, "Even if you dig people at a high price, you should be digging Teacher Zu, how can you dig me, no, I want to change careers." ”

Mr. Guo told his colleagues what he thought, and everyone basically couldn't understand why he suddenly entered the entertainment industry at such an age if he didn't do it as a decent and relaxed high school Chinese teacher?

So many young people can't get around, can you have a middle-aged fat man?

But everyone is leaving, and it's useless to say those words, everyone is basically just blessings.

Blessing Gui blessed, but he was not optimistic about him, Lao Guo could also see it, but it didn't matter, he was holding a notebook given to him by Feng Han, full of confidence.

There are a lot of cross talk jokes written by Feng Han for himself, most of them are Guo Degang Yu Qian's works, and there are a lot of Miao Fu's, even including some cross talk of the Spring Festival Gala, he thinks it is suitable for Mr. Guo, so he changed it and wrote it, and wrote a full book.

Before, Mr. Guo felt that in addition to "Geographical Map", many of the jokes of "I Am the Black Club" were also thought up by himself, and he thought he was powerful enough, but when he saw this book today, he only took a cursory look at it, and he knew that there was a difference between himself and Feng Han.

High, it is really a high mountain.

Deep, unfathomable indeed!

……

After Lu Youxi returned home with her cousin, Lu Hao Gefei pulled her to answer.

"Sister, how can I remember the answer, a lot of brain cells have died in the past two days, let me rest and rest~" Lu Youxi lay on the bed.

"It's okay, I remember, you see if you're the same as me, you always have this memory. ”

Lu Haoge took out a pen and paper, and quickly restored the questions and answers of the last exam.

Damn, a scholar is a scholar, Lu Youxi knelt.

When he saw the multiple choice questions and fill-in-the-blank questions in front of him, Lu Youxi suddenly said "Huh", "Sister, you didn't write it wrong?"

"What are you kidding, how could I be wrong with this kind of question!" Lu Haoge grimaced.

Lu Youxi: "But it's so strange, our answer is not far from ten~"