One morning three days later, Zhuge Jianguo and Shangguan Cuihua, who were wrapped in bandages on their heads, came to the door of the eldest brother's house by appointment, and the two did not go in, but according to Jianguo's prior arrangement, the two squatted behind the garbage bin at the door of the house.

"Why are you squatting here?" asked Cuihua squatting on the ground and peeking at the door of her eldest brother's house, pinching her nose.

"The ghost likes to be dirty and smelly, and habitually attached to whom, it will go to her every day, your sister-in-law I have arranged, let her have a fox odor surgery, spray a long-used perfume, let her wash her hair and touch the conditioner to make her look radiant, in this way, the sick devil will begin to hate her body, and let your sister-in-law not hunchback, that ghost will not even be able to climb on her back, and eventually that ghost will give up on your sister-in-law and start looking for a new target!" Zhuge Jianguo took a puff of cigarette, closed his eyes and raised his head to the sky and slowly spit out a smoke ring, then pointed to the trash can in front of him and continued: "And I have seen it nearby, only this place is the smelly, this is it's the only way!"

Shangguan Cuihua still pinched her nose and said, "There is a toilet on the south side of the street, shouldn't it be the smelliest place?"

Zhuge Jianguo flicked the cigarette butt out in a dashing manner, turned his head to Cuihua and said: "Of course, feces and urine are the smellies, but they are human excrement, and they will be very disgusted." Rest assured, my keen insight is far beyond ordinary people, no one and everything can escape my perception, everything around me is under my control!"

"Littering cigarette butts will cost you a fine of 50 yuan!" An aunt from the neighborhood committee with a "Chuangwei" armband suddenly appeared at some point, skillfully tore up a ticket, and handed it to Zhuge Jianguo, who was squatting on the ground in a daze.

At this time, the sister-in-law went out, wearing a red loose dress, with black and bright hair set off the snow-white skin, walking with her head held high, not at all like the frail and sickly appearance of the previous days, it seems that her condition has improved a lot in the past few days.

Zhuge Jianguo looked down at the electronic cartoon watch on his wrist, and then stared at his sister-in-law's every move and said: "In a person's day, morning is the time when the vagus nerve is at its highest, and it is also the time when the sympathetic nerve is at its lowest, and if you don't eat food and water all night, the most vulnerable time for your body is in the morning, and this time is also the best time to be haunted by ghosts!"

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew next to the sister-in-law, blowing up a lot of dust, but it did not affect the sister-in-law at all, and then the sister-in-law rode the electric car to work as if nothing happened.

After the dust slowly landed, it immediately inexplicably attracted a large number of flies, which was very disgusting.

At this time, Zhuge Jianguo smiled proudly and said to himself: "The Venerable Master can't become a human being, so he wants to live on the flies first?

After muttering, he first looked around carefully with a serious face, then quickly pulled out a few large fly stickers from his satchel and placed them on the garbage bin, and finally he stared at the group of flies, and a hint of an imperceptible smile leaked from the corner of his mouth.

Cuihua, who was at a loss, saw that everything was developing in the direction that Zhuge Jianguo had arranged in advance, and suddenly felt that a big war was coming, so she quickly hid behind Jianguo, and grabbed his clothes with both hands.

The "buzzing ......" swarm of flies began to "buzz" around the bin, and then slowly began to approach the flies, just as it was about to finish. There was a "cough" in the distance...... cough cough ......", an old man who coughed incessantly and hunched over was walking towards the garbage bin with a garbage bag in his hand, as if he was coming to take out the garbage. At this moment, the swarm of flies suddenly changed direction, hovered and rose above the garbage can, and seemed to be about to fly towards the old man.

"I'm grass!" Zhuge Jianguo scolded and stood up. He looked up at the swarm of flies, then glanced back at the old man who was getting closer and closer, and then ran towards the south at an alarming speed.

Cuihua looked at all this in front of her, thought of some of the things that Jianguo said before, and suddenly understood everything, and a smile gradually appeared on her face: "Jianguo, you are so handsome, I heard you say before, you are asking the old man to drink the pulse, let him pulse back, right?"

Zhuge Jianguo replied as he walked towards the old man: "I forgot to bring money when I went out today, I can't buy a pulse, this bottle is picked up, and the contents are the urine that was poured into the toilet just now, and this effect is also very good!" Then Jianguo stood in front of the old man, held the pulsating bottle high, and slowly poured it on the old man's head and body.

“......”

Cuihua's smile froze suddenly......

The old man's expression suddenly became stupid......

At this time, the swarm of flies flew towards the old man, but they didn't get too close to the old man, but circled around the old man and flew back to the garbage can, as if they were avoiding something, but it didn't take long for them to land on the fly sticker board according to the plan of the founding of the country!

"Cuihua'er, quickly take out the black Shuo material bag in my satchel, and put these fly papers in and seal them while these flies are not dead!" Zhuge Jianguo turned his head and shouted to Cuihua.

Cuihua was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly did so, and when everything was cleaned up, she looked up and was stupid again.

Because at this time, Zhuge Jianguo had been pressed to the ground by the old man and the aunt of the neighborhood committee, and the aunt of the neighborhood committee was still shouting at the top of her voice: "Hurry up and call Zhang Pian'er to come over, there is a neurotic here!"

Although Zhuge Jianguo's head was pressed to the ground, he still didn't forget to continue to advise: "Cuihua, while that thing is still on the fly, quickly find a place to burn them all before the flies die, and finally remember to put the burned thing in the toilet and flush it away, because ...... Auntie and uncle, can you two not be so impulsive, don't you see that I am explaining some important things, can you wait for me to finish speaking? Oops...... Hurt...... It hurts ......."