Di Di Di ...... The alarm clock rang, bringing Zhuge Jianguo's "sad" mood back to reality.

When it was time to go to work, Zhuge Jianguo simply tidied up the urinal on the ground and the hairstyle on his head, because time did not allow, he couldn't wash his hair anymore, so he had to spray some flower water on his head to block the smell, and then rode on an electric car and went straight to the Yinxu Library.

On the way, Zhuge Jianguo kept thinking about one thing in his mind. In the past three years, although he has been taught feng shui by the perverted master all the time, he will tell the master to get out of the house every Sunday morning, because that is the time when his goddess comes to the library, and it is also the motivation for Zhuge Jianguo to be harassed by the master all the time! Because he believes that one day he will prove to the world in front of the goddess: Our most outstanding feng shui god is here! Yes, this is Zhuge Jianguo's dream, and he wants to realize his dream in front of the goddess.

When I came to the library, I found that today's atmosphere was quite strange, the library hall was bustling on the weekend, but today it was quiet, and all the people surrounded the library conference hall.

"Strange, who is in the conference hall? Can attract so many people?" Zhuge Jianguo stepped forward curiously, he couldn't squeeze in the bustling crowd at all, but the smell of flower dew mixed with the smell opened up a "green channel" for him in the crowd, and the people next to him pinched their noses to avoid him. When I squeezed to the front, it turned out to be a person in a gray coat sitting in the middle of the conference hall, drinking tea comfortably. From the expressions on the faces of the onlookers, it can be seen that this person is a master-level figure.

Zhuge Jianguo saw his colleague Murong Square beckoning to him not far away, so he walked over.

"What's the matter?" Zhuge Jianguo asked Murong Square in a low voice.

"From Beijing, master of metaphysics, I heard that he has toured more than a dozen cities and helped countless people, and I heard that he only tells fortunes to people who are destined, and there are a limited number of people! Today he only looks at the top 1,000, do you think he is a very strong master?" Murong Square looked at the master in the conference hall motionlessly.

"Oh, it's quite strong, and it's limited to the first 1,000 people, why not 10,000 people. Zhuge Jianguo turned his head and left disdainfully.

And at the moment when he turned his head, he saw a familiar figure waiting for something outside the crowd in a trance, and when he looked at it, that person was his goddess - Shangguan Cuihua.

At this time, a man who had just been enlightened by the master squeezed out of the crowd, and when Shangguan Cuihua saw it, he immediately went up and grabbed the man's arm and asked, "Big brother, how is it?

The man clenched the things in his hand and said a little excitedly: "The master said that it is okay, as long as you eat these elixirs." ”

Zhuge Jianguo, who was standing on the side, sniffed, and smelled the medicinal smell of "Liuwei Dihuang Pill" wafting out of the man's hand, and he understood that this so-called master was a charlatan. He wanted to ignore it, but when he saw that his goddess was deceived, he had to take action in person. He spat on his hand, then brushed it on his hair, quickly straightened his mid-hairstyle with both hands, and stepped forward in style.

"Sister Cuihua, this is the Liuwei Dihuang Pill, can't you smell it? It's not an elixir at all, tell me what's going on at home." Zhuge Jianguo asked with a serious face.

"Ah, Jianguo, you're here too! What is the smell of the Liuwei Dihuang Pill, I only smell a foul smell, it seems to be coming from nearby. Shangguan Cuihua pinched her nose and said, "This is my eldest brother, Shangguan Fugui, my sister-in-law is pregnant and has been sick recently, and the doctor said that if this continues, the child will not be saved." ”

The embarrassed Zhuge Jianguo also pretended to fan the smell in front of him.

Shangguan Fugui sniffed the pill, and after confirming that it was the Liuwei Dihuang Pill, he looked at the elixir in his hand with a blank face, and then said: "I ran to several hospitals, all of them said so, today I heard that the master of metaphysics came here, and in desperation, I queued up early to ask for help, but I didn't expect ......."

"Let's go, quickly take me to see my sister-in-law!" After speaking, Zhuge Jianguo didn't care whether the two of them wanted to or not, so he dragged the two of them towards the outside of the library.

It is said that Shangguan Fugui's family is relatively wealthy, unlike Zhuge Jianguo, who can only ride two-wheeled electric vehicles on weekdays, and the means of transportation on weekdays are relatively tall electric three-wheelers, which can accommodate three people, and the road is relatively fast, plus his home is a few kilometers away, so it only took two hours, and a group of three people came to Shangguan Fugui's house.

The one who opened the door was a chubby woman, the same age as Shangguan Fugui, and it seemed that it should be his wife.

Several people came to the living room and sat down, Zhuge Jianguo secretly looked at this woman, only to see that her eyebrows were thick, her middle was full, her cheeks were plump, and she had a slight chin.

At this time, her wife came to pour water for everyone, and Jianguo found that she was a little hunchbacked, so he asked, "Sister-in-law, have you felt more tired than usual when you walk recently?

Her wife looked surprised, and then replied softly while coughing: "Yes, I don't know why, I feel back pain after walking a few steps recently, I always thought it was a reaction after pregnancy, I haven't even said anything about Fugui, how do you know?"

Zhuge Jianguo did not answer his sister-in-law's question, but walked around the house, carefully inspected every corner of the house, and then sat back on the sofa and said: "Big brother and sister-in-law, this disease can be removed, and the child can be saved, but you must strictly follow what I say, and the most important thing is - don't ask why!"

As soon as everyone heard this, they immediately nodded their heads like pounding garlic, and listened carefully to the words behind Jianguo.

Zhuge Jianguo raised his glass and took a sip of tea, and said slowly: "First, sister-in-law, your fox smell must have undergone surgery in the near future; second, continue to use your perfume, don't be afraid, there is no damage to pregnant women; third, you must walk with your head held high, don't hunchback, even if your neck and shoulders are sore; fourth, wash your hair frequently and use conditioner!"

"For the ......" After hearing this, the three of them said this word in unison, but remembered the request they had agreed to before, so they swallowed the last two words back alive.

"Cuihua, let's go?" Zhuge Jianguo said after glancing at Cuihua.

Cuihua immediately understood Jianguo's intentions, and then claimed that there was something else, so she said goodbye to her eldest brother and sister-in-law, and walked out of the door with Jianguo.

Along the way, the two walked silently side by side.

Shangguan Cuihua suddenly grabbed the placket of his clothes.

Zhuge Jianguo ignored her, put his hands on the back of his head, raised his head and looked at the sky and continued to walk forward, and pretended to be chic: "Don't drag me, don't ask anything, don't say anything, we'll go to the eldest brother's house to catch it in three days...... Oops!"

Before he finished speaking, Zhuge Jianguo fell into the sewer without a manhole cover.