The feeling of the plane passing through the clouds was really beautiful, flying out of the horizon and seeing the blue sky above the haze, the blue transparency.

The feeling of looking at the clouds above the white clouds is very peculiar, and the feeling will be more three-dimensional, and the clouds are at the bottom, and they don't move, just floating, and there will be a sense of relaxation in the heart.

All kinds of clouds, each one is different, you can't find the same cloud at all, through the clouds, you can see the mountains below the clouds, from a high place, the perspective is indeed different, it feels more majestic and domineering, this is the great rivers and mountains of the motherland!

However, this is not of much use for eggs!

Through the window of the plane, after observing for a while. He Zilong still couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted at the beautiful uniformed stockings stewardess with a wave of his hand: "Eldest sister, give me a bag, I'm going to vomit...... Gross!"

That's right, He Zilong is seasick!

He Zilong hadn't done a plane before he was reborn, and after he was reborn, it was **, and this time was the first time he had taken a plane. The imagination is poetic in the sky, but the ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny.

The feeling of the plane passing through the clouds was not beautiful at all, and it was dizzy. In addition, when taking off, it is like an elevator that suddenly pulls up, and there is a sense of weightlessness. He Zilong, who eats too much for breakfast, is not light!

Originally, behind the seats on the plane, everyone would have a bag to prevent vomiting. But He Zilong vomited a lot, and he didn't use enough of himself, and he used up other people. That's it, and it doesn't stop there!

The ticket of 168 yuan takes off from CS City Airport, the capital city of HUN Province, and goes directly to SH City, a first-tier city in the Great Demon Capital. This fare is equivalent to half a month's income of a worker in 1992.

As an economy class, it is not very different from what you see on TV, maybe what you see on TV is business class or first class, and economy class obviously feels particularly crowded.

There's an old saying that you spit out and you catharsize.

After spitting out the mouth above, the stomach is not honest again. He Zilong thought about it, this may be because he drank too much Kweichow Moutai wine that was served for free, and it was not easy to be greedy for a cup!

Since 1975, passengers who take international flights of Civil Aviation of China will receive 1 bottle of Moutai for free. Later, it was changed to free supply, and it was not canceled until the end of the 90s of the 20th century.

"Damn...... I said the people inside, can you hurry up. Take a plane, and wait in line to go to the toilet?" He Zilong ran to the WC of the plane, only to find that someone had arrived earlier than him.

I finally held my stomach and waited until I was about to pull it into my pants, and the people inside finally came out. He Zilong scolded as soon as he wanted to open his mouth, but at first glance, it was a big-ass blonde girl, and the dirty words were swallowed directly back into his stomach.

opened his mouth and said: Hi, okay, oil!

It's just that the foreign girl on the other side obviously doesn't like to talk to strange men at the entrance of WC, so she covers her mouth and leaves. He Zilong glanced at her H-cover butt and reluctantly entered the WC.

"Fuck, that chick has a big ass, where is the toilet paper in here? It's all used up......" Closing the door of the plane WC, a complaint came from He Zilong.

However, the catastrophe has only just begun.

If you want to use a hundred-dollar bill as toilet paper, forget it, how strong the suction power of the toilet on the plane is, search for the video of the airplane toilet pumping toilet paper on the video site, and you can experience it.

Some netizens broke the news on Weibo that when they went to the toilet on the plane, their buttocks were sucked by the toilet, and they could only be rescued by dismantling the toilet.

In later generations, there have been cases of people suffering from internal and external hemorrhoids, polyps prolapse, rectal prolapse and other symptoms, as a result, after the toilet on the plane, sit on the toilet and flush directly, and the powerful suction power sucks out the "intestines are sucked out" The terrifying incident.

Therefore, the chairman of an airline warned that when people use the in-flight toilet, they must get up and flush again, and even if they sit in the toilet to flush, they must leave some gaps not to fill the seat, "because under vacuum, coupled with the high pressure in the inner and outer cabins, the toilet flushing force is ten times greater than that of the DYSON vacuum cleaner." ”

As He Zilong, who was on a plane for the first time, he didn't know these things on the spot, so he was pitifully tricked.

But men are more face-saving than women, and it is impossible for him to ask the stewardess for help in the WC for this kind of thing. So, it was decided to save himself by self-reliance, however, the plane seemed to have hit the air currents and kept jolting. So!

An hour later, when a few people lined up to go to the WC, they heard the sound of groaning silver and screaming from inside the WC, and suspected that there might be "members" of the "Sky Club" doing something in the WC. After inviting the stewardess to open the WC with the key, He Zilong was finally saved!

The so-called "Sky Club members" mean that those who have had experience with XXOO men and women on an airplane will undoubtedly have the toilet.

Some scientific studies have pointed out that because the air is relatively thin and the hormone activity level is relatively high in the sky, it is easy to "can't help it". But here is a reminder that it is illegal to do this in the toilet on any route from any country. Once reported by passengers, they will be educated at least and will face prosecution after landing.

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This first flight of air travel is really a nightmare for He Zilong.

Fortunately, he was convenient, and when he stood up with his pants on, the plane sat on the toilet again, and finally pressed the water to form a pressure before sucking it up. So even if someone uses a key to open WC, he's not naked. Otherwise, it would be shameless to see the last face of Jiangdong's father!

When he returned to his seat, he really felt faceless, so he had to hold his head with the quilt and pretend to be asleep. The idea of soaking in a beautiful flight attendant at the beginning has long been thrown out of the clouds!

So much so that he vaguely heard a familiar voice snickering behind his seat, and he didn't think much about it. Well, it seems to be a woman's voice!

When the plane landed at the Modu Airport in SH City, He Zilong let the stretcher go down. I was sent directly to the special infirmary in the airport!

This is really bad news, but there is also good news, because he is the owner of several platinum credit cards, one of which includes medical rescue function compensation, that is, the round-trip ticket money, plus the doctor's rescue money, no need for him to pay. It is equivalent to a free round-trip flight and hospitalization!

It's worth one or two thousand yuan, and no matter how small the mosquito leg is, it's still meat, which is equivalent to several months' wages for a worker in 1992.

Oh yes, the plane was one or two hours late to the magic capital of SH City, which is one of the claims for delayed time insurance, go back and report the platinum card through the bank to report the case, and you can pay an extra 1000 yuan. Yes, it seems that I have made a lot of money!

On the way to the airport infirmary, the people on the plane got off one after another. Among them, there was a beautiful beauty wearing big sunglasses, who looked at He Zilong's stretcher and laughed so much that her stomach hurt, and she almost didn't laugh and fell down.

"Hahahaha, now you little perverted dog can show off your foreign appearance, I'll let you touch my whole body when you are in Chalin County, retribution......"

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