"Learn to meow?"

After Li Yingjun finished saying the second song he was going to sing, the audience who was originally cheering in the audience was stunned, and even Ye Qian, who was in rhythm, was also stunned.

Learn to meow? What's that, haven't you heard of it?

For a while, all the audience in the audience were full of doubts, and some people even asked the people around them: "Hey, what song is it to learn cat barking?"

"I haven't heard the song, but I know that learning to meow, isn't it meowing, who doesn't know cats, what to learn to play!"

"What does it mean to learn to meow, I don't sing, I'm bored. ”

"Learn to meow, why don't you learn to meow, I don't like cats. ”

For a while, the audience in the audience was talking, and at the same time, the people who were originally cheering for Li Yingjun also withered in an instant, with a boring expression on their faces.

Ye Qian also frowned slightly, looking at Li Yingjun puzzled, she didn't understand what the other party was going to do, what was there to sing when she learned to meow, how to sing?

glanced at her live broadcast room, and sure enough, most of the audience was puzzled, or bored and asked her to go to another place to broadcast live, and a few people looked forward to it, but they were all cat lovers.

The octopus on the side of the stage was originally resentful of Li Yingjun, because he should have stood on the stage and sang, but he didn't expect the audience to call for Li Yingjun so loudly and so supportively.

But now, seeing that the audience was quiet again, and even some people were bored and turned away, Octopus sneered, hugged his shoulders and said to the host on the side: "I don't understand, why did Sister Min break the rules just now and let him sing it a second time, look, it's cold." ”

The host shook his head and didn't speak, staring at Li Yingjun on the stage, and said in his heart a cat meow, how could it be written as a song?"

……

on stage.

Li Yingjun saw that after he finished speaking, he was going to sing and learn to meow, and for a moment, the people who were originally cheering instantly quieted down, and even showed a boring expression, and even the discussion of the audience in the audience He also heard a few in his ears.

At first, he was a little confused, how could no one like the song of learning cat meow, but in less than five seconds, he reacted, and now people in the world have never heard of learning cat meow.

"It seems that my thinking needs to be corrected quickly. ”

Li Yingjun reminded himself in his heart, and then the corners of his mouth under the mask raised slightly, smiled, and then walked towards the electronic piano on the side.

He learned the electronic piano when he was a child, and although he didn't learn it for a long time, he could still play such a simple tune as learning cat barking.

This time he was not going to sing a cappella.

When Li Yingjun went to discuss with the piano player that he wanted to play the piano, some of the audience yawned, some were bored and played with their mobile phones, and some even turned around and prepared to leave.

And at this moment, after the discussion, Li Yingjun, who was sitting behind the electronic piano, pressed the first key with his slender fingers.

The yawning audience instantly raised their heads to look at Li Yingjun, and the audience playing with their mobile phones also raised their heads instantly, and the audience who was about to leave even stopped and turned their heads to look at Li Yingjun.

Ye Qian, who was bragging with fans in the live broadcast room, also looked at Li Yingjun.

Hundreds of eyes were on Li Yingjun, but he was already reborn, and he didn't have any nervousness, his slender fingers began to play the song of learning cat meow on the electronic piano, and the simple lyrics in his mind also appeared in front of his eyes.

After playing the song a few times, Li Yingjun's thin lips under the mask were slightly opened: "Let's learn cat barking together......"

After a slight pause, he raised his head and glanced at everyone under the mask, and then continued to play: "Meow meow meow ...... together"

Rumble.

At this moment, Li Yingjun seemed to have cast a spell on all the audience, and suddenly made everyone put down everything in their hands and looked at Li Yingjun on the stage with round eyes.

Li Yingjun continued to sing: "Lie in front of you, oops, meow meow......

My heart is pounding, obsessed with your bad smile

If you don't say you love me, I'll meow meow......"

In the first paragraph, after the lyrics were sung, Li Yingjun could imagine the commotion when he sang, and his eyes looked at the audience, and sure enough, the audience was stunned by him.

Smiling slightly, Li Yingjun continued the second lyrics: "I need your hug every day, cherish every moment together."

I think you know better than I know how important you are to me, you are my heroine. ”

When singing this lyric, Li Yingjun thought of his girlfriend in his mind, and thought of the bits and pieces of the three years that the two were together, and couldn't help but feel a little depressed.

But at the moment, the song still has to continue to sing, and this song is still a relatively cheerful song, so when he sang the following lyrics, he quickly restrained his emotions:

Sometimes I'm lazy like a cat, and when I have a bad temper, I open my teeth and claws

You're always gentle enough to melt my heart, I want to be your kitten......"

At this point, the song is about to enter the climax of the chorus, but Li Yingjun's hand playing the electronic piano is a pause, and at the same time he also stopped singing, but raised his head to look at the audience who were already surprised by the song, or sweet.

The singing stopped, and the audience looked at Li Yingjun in confusion, and Ye Qian did the same, she asked: "Why did you stop, it's climaxing soon, sing quickly......"

"yes, it was an orgasm right away. ”

"Sing, sing!"

Suddenly the audience began to coax, Li Yingjun smiled slightly, and said, "Then let's sing together, okay?"

"Good!"

Ye Qian was the first to take the lead and shouted, and those audience members also echoed.

Well.

Li Yingjun nodded, no longer verbose, pressed the keys with his fingers, and sang at the same time: "Let's learn cat barking together......"

Unplug the microphone and point it at the audience.

The audience sang in unison: "Meow meow ...... together"

Li Yingjun: "Lie coquettish in front of you." ”

The microphone is aimed at the audience: "Oops meow ......"

After singing, everyone was stunned, but except for Li Yingjun, because he had long known how magical this song was.

Although this song is a saliva song with no connotation, since it can become popular, it proves that it is a good song.

Listening to songs, not necessarily all people have to resonate, listening to cheerful, sweet songs, will make people feel happy, if you listen to those bitter and hateful songs every day, it is uncomfortable, after listening to it, it will not be more than suffered.

"Go on......"

At this time, Ye Qian shouted, and then all the audience also shouted neatly: "Go on, keep singing, ......"

Li Yingjun smiled slightly, and sure enough, within a while, the brainwashing ability of this song was shown, so he continued to sing at the request of the audience: "Let's learn cat barking together......"

The audience and Li Yingjun together: "Meow meow meow together." ”

in front of you.

Oops, meow

My heart is pounding, obsessed with your bad smile

If you don't say you love me, I'll meow

Let's learn to meow together

Meow me

Li Yingjun didn't know how many times he sang it, but the audience was not only not annoyed, but the harmony was louder and louder over and over again, and Li Yingjun also liked the feeling of controlling the microphone and making the people in the audience go crazy with him.

"Let's learn to bark together......"

Li Yingjun pointed the microphone at the side of the stage, hugged the octopus with a very ugly face on his shoulder, the octopus was stunned, and then snorted coldly and turned his head.

This time, seeing the host's fat face full of sweet smiles, after following Li Yingjun: "Meow meow", he couldn't help but shudder: "This old slut, meow your sister......"

Then he turned his head, looked at Li Yingjun on the stage, and then looked at the audience, those crazy meowing audiences, the octopus looked up at the sky speechlessly, with a melancholy expression, and said that when I went home, I would stew the kitten at home, aiming at your sister.

……

"Meow Meow Meow ...... Together"

In the end, after leading everyone to sing again, Li Yingjun stopped singing, although most of the audience was still like a chicken blood, and wanted to meow with him......

But Li Yingjun also saw that some viewers felt annoyed, and the important thing was that he himself felt annoyed, so he decisively chose to stop.

bowed to everyone, and suddenly there was a blazing cheer from the audience, seeing this scene, when I thought of myself a few minutes ago, he just said the name of the cat, everyone's attitude, and the audience who were cheering like crazy when they saw the superstar, Li Yingjun said in his heart, is this a slap in the face?

But it doesn't matter if you slap your face or not, the important thing is that you cheer, and the 10,000 yuan is gone.

So he bowed beautifully and was ready to step down.

But at this time, the voice of Ye Qian and the audience came from behind him again: "Don't go, I'm singing one!"

Still singing?

After a pause, Li Yingjun turned his head and was about to say something, when the octopus in the audience rushed up, and then snatched the microphone away without Li Yingjun paying attention.

After glaring at Li Yingjun, he said to the audience: "Everyone is quiet, everyone is quiet, Li Yingjun has already sung two songs, according to the rules of the event, I can't continue to sing, it's my turn now, I think someone recognizes me, that's right, I am the octopus who met your bar, I ......"

"I don't know, you shut up. ”

Before the octopus could finish speaking, he was interrupted, and it was naturally Ye Qian who dared to do so.

After interrupting the octopus, Ye Qian said, "We don't want to hear you sing, we just want to hear Li Yingjun sing." ”

Then he asked the audience, "Is it yes, everyone." ”

This group of viewers has been led by Ye Qian several times, of course, they listen to Ye Qian's words, Ye Qian gave orders, they were very obedient, and shouted one after another: "That's right, we will listen to Li Yingjun, not you." ”

For a while, Octopus was very embarrassed and angry, but he thought that he was a fifth-tier artist, and he was also a star, so he paid attention to his image.

So he took a deep breath and continued to smile: "Everyone, I don't know if anyone knows, in fact, I have also written many good songs, such as ......"

"If you can sing and learn how to cry, we'll listen. ”

Interrupted again, it was still Ye Qian.

This will be Rao is the octopus is trying to control, the anger on his face is obvious, and he is about to say something when he looks at Ye Qian just about to say something, the staff member of the bar who met you before ran onto the stage again, and then said something in the octopus's ear, the octopus was stunned for a moment, and exclaimed: "Sister Min still lets him sing?"

Li Yingjun looked at the octopus.

Finally, I saw the octopus glance towards the third floor of the bar, then threw the microphone to the staff member, and stepped down angrily.

Li Yingjun glanced at the octopus, then turned his head to look at the third floor of the bar again, and saw the long-haired woman still standing by the window.

Who the hell is this woman?

Li Yingjun was very puzzled, he was very sure that he didn't know this woman, so why did this woman let him sing three times and twice?

However, he was not going to sing anymore, but when he heard the audience cheering for him, he smiled slightly, took the microphone back, and then walked to the center of the stage and said: "I feel everyone's enthusiasm, since everyone still wants to hear me sing, then I am singing a song, what are you singing?"

"Learn to meow!"

Someone in the audience shouted.

Li Yingjun hurriedly shook his head: "I can't scream." ”

His gaze scanned the crowd, and finally fixed on Ye Qian's face, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "You said just now that you learned to cry pigs, right?"

Ye Qian was stunned: "Yes, why do you still have to learn to call a pig?"

Learn to cry a pig, poof!

All the audience laughed.

The octopus, who was angry and didn't dare to get angry, was on the side, and mocked: "Learn to bark and let everyone join you, hum?"

This was not a small voice, and Li Yingjun heard it, he turned his head to the octopus and said, "Then I will sing a song about pigs, called the song of pigs." ”

Then Li Yingjun sang the pig song from the microphone.

"Pig, you have two holes in your nose, and you still have snot when you have a cold. ”

After pointing at the octopus and singing, Li Yingjun saw that the octopus was full of confusion, smiled slightly, and continued to point at the other party: "Pig, your ears are so big, you can't hear me scolding you for being stupid."

Pig, your tail is curly and curly, it turns out that you can't do without it for running and jumping

A pig-headed, pig-brained, pig-body, pig-tailed, and never picky eater

After sleeping until three strokes in the sun every day, I never brush my teeth and never fight......

"Enough!"

The octopus broke out and rushed directly to the stage, wanting to snatch Li Yingjun's microphone, but was dodged by Li Yingjun, the octopus walked off the stage and snatched the host's microphone, and then returned to the stage again, and said angrily: "You were scolding me just now?"

Li Yingjun shrugged his shoulders and didn't say anything, but the look in his eyes under the mask was to say, well, yes, just scold you.

The octopus was angry, and just wanted to say something, when Ye Qian jumped out and shouted at the octopus: "Why do you scold you when you say you are a pig, the pig is so cute!

Ye Qian asked everyone, "Are you scolding him?"

"It's not!"

The audience said in unison, and then saw the expression of the octopus eating, and they all couldn't hold back laughter.

"Go down, don't disturb us listening to the song. ”

Then, Ye Qian saw that the octopus couldn't say one, two, three, so she snatched the microphone and pushed the depressed octopus off the stage, and then winked at Li Yingjun.

Li Yingjun nodded at Ye Qian, and then looked at the stage, his eyes were full of murderous intent, as if he was going to eat his own octopus, and said in his heart, okay, since you said that I scolded you, then I will scold you......

So he picked up the microphone and said to all the audience: "Since some people don't like the song of the pig, then I won't sing it, and I just wrote a song on the spot and gave it to Mr. Octopus......"

A song for an octopus? Or was it improvised?

All the audience were stunned, full of curiosity.

The octopus also frowned, for some reason he looked at Li Yingjun on the stage, and felt that what the other party sang next would directly make him vomit blood.

Sure enough, as expected by the octopus, Li Yingjun directly picked up the microphone, pointed at the octopus and sang: "There is a grass and mud horse in the vast and beautiful Malegobi."

He is lively and intelligent

He is mischievous and clever

He lived freely in the grass and mud of the Gobi

He was tenacious in overcoming difficult circumstances

Oh, wo grass, mud grass, mud horses

Oh Wild Grass Muddy Grass Mud......