Oh, wo grass, mud grass, mud horses

Oh Wild Grass Muddy Grass Mud......

Li Yingjun sang this song to the octopus frantically on the stage, sang it once, and sang it a second time, especially when he sang "Grass and Mud Horse", he bit the words very hard.

On stage, Li Yingjun sang happily, and off the stage, the octopus and the audience were stunned.

"Damn, what did I hear, grass mud horse?

"This is too cruel, it's blatant, and it's not euphemistic. ”

"Cow criticizes, writes songs and scolds, the melody is not bad, this is also a talent, this should be the legendary scolding flower. ”

"The key is that he meows it and writes it on the spot, and he is a talent. ”

The audience who was shocked under the stage talked for a while, and started recording with their mobile phones.

And Ye Qian's face was also shocked at the moment, and she looked at Li Yingjun who was full of rough words on the stage, while seeing that she had exploded the full screen of 666 at the moment, Brother Mask and other barrages, and her popularity was soaring in the live broadcast room, she was even more stunned, scolding and scolding to increase her popularity?

Of course, as the party who was scolded, our "Meet You" bar lead singer Mr. Octopus, this will be scolded all over the head, grass mud horse, grass mud horse!

"Enough, enough, enough!"

In the end, the octopus couldn't stand it, so he directly covered his ears and roared at Li Yingjun, and then rushed to the stage with a microphone and came to Li Yingjun.

However, because his height does not seem to be as tall as Li Yingjun, he who was originally angry, and when he comes to Li Yingjun, his momentum will naturally weaken a little.

And Li Yingjun also sang another sentence before and after the octopus was angry: "Grass and mud horse", then he shut up, and looked at him without fear under the mask.

For a while, some bad words that the octopus came to his mouth, and he swallowed it again, and finally said to Li Yingjun: "Why do you scold people?"

Li Yingjun shrugged: "I didn't scold anyone......"

The octopus frowned, and he meowed and scolded me for ten minutes, and he didn't scold anyone?

Turning his head suddenly, the octopus said to the audience: "Everyone, you all saw it just now, this person's quality is too low, he just pointed at my nose and scolded me for half an hour, I see that some of you have videotaped, will you argue for him." ”

When the audience heard that no one was silent, the octopus said to Ye Qian again: "You won't stand up and argue for him this time, saying that pigs are so cute, how can they be scolding, grass and mud horses are not cute, right?" ”

Ye Qian rolled her eyes, then looked down at her phone, ignoring the octopus.

Octopus nodded: "Okay, since none of you can speak for him, then we'll talk about it." ”

Turning his head to look at Li Yingjun: "Insulting me and scolding me in public has caused mental damage to me, so I'm going to ask you for an explanation now." ”

Ooh.

It also caused you mental damage, and you have to say that why don't you die.

Li Yingjun smiled in his heart and ignored the octopus.

Octopus turned his head to the host in the audience and said: "And Lao Zhang, I suggest that this kind of low-quality person be disqualified from the competition, and the 10,000 yuan bonus should not be given to this kind of person." ”

Hey, this is cutting off my money.

The current Li Yingjun's 10,000 yuan is his life, and he participated in the event held by the Meet You Bar tonight, and he also came for the 10,000 yuan, but now that the octopus wants his life, then he must stand up and say something.

"Ahem. ”

coughed, Li Yingjun attracted the octopus's gaze, and at the same time attracted the attention of all the audience in the audience: "I think, you actually misunderstood me, I really didn't scold just now, the song I sang just now is actually a song that cares for animals,

Grass mud horses are actually animals. ”

still biting the three words "grass mud horse" very hard, the octopus was so angry that his nostrils were about to smoke: "What kind of international joke are you making, grass and mud horses are animals, do you treat me as a fool, and all the audience at the scene as fools?"

Then, without waiting for Li Yingjun to explain, the octopus said to the audience: "Everyone, this kind of person has no quality, and second, he is quite unreasonable, this is a stinky rascal, do you think this kind of person should let him continue to stay on the stage?"

After the octopus finished speaking, the audience looked at me, I looked at you, and then looked at Li Yingjun on the stage, and finally agreed with the octopus's words.

And at this moment, they all felt that what the octopus said still made some sense, after all, on this occasion, directly scolding the grass mud horse grass mud horse is really excessive, and it can also prove that although Li Yingjun is a little talented, his quality is really not good.

And they didn't admit it after scolding people, treating them all as fools, saying that drafting is not actually scolding, but an animal, which makes them feel even more that Li Yingjun is a stinky scoundrel who doesn't dare to admit it.

For a while, some people despised in their hearts, and some people spat on the ground in disgust, and even said directly: "Get out." ”

There was one who took the lead, there was a second, and then a third, and most of the people off the stage were brought to the rhythm and began to let Li Yingjun roll down.

And Ye Qian, who had always supported Li Yingjun, didn't say anything, but she didn't listen to the fans who were scolding Li Yingjun in the live broadcast room, and did anything to Li Yingjun, but when she looked at Li Yingjun again, there was obvious disappointment in her eyes.

This man doesn't seem to be very good!

……

The neat voice in his ears changed from cheers and singing another one to now rolling down, garbage and other words, Li Yingjun's eyes under the mask swept over the audience under the stage who were cheering for themselves before, letting themselves sing one, and felt incredible in their hearts.

This fucking flips faster than flipping a book, and what Lao Tzu said is also true, the grass mud horse is indeed an animal.

This......

By the way, the world has been modified, and the stalk of grass mud horses does not exist anymore.

Suddenly, Li Yingjun remembered why these viewers were like this.

It turns out that this world has been modified not only by songs, movies, television, literature, etc., but also by some memes, popular words, and so on.

"I see......"

Li Yingjun also suddenly realized why the people in the audience were shocked and puzzled when he was singing the song of grass and mud horses just now.

It seems that they really think I'm scolding you, and they don't know the stalk of this grass and mud horse.

In fact, the grass mud horse is really an animal.

Grass Mud Horse (Grass Mud Horse) is one of the top ten mythical beasts spoofed by netizens in country Z before the world is modified, and its prototype is an alpaca native to South America (scientific name Vicugna pacos, English alpaca), which originated in Baidu World of Warcraft.

Originally published on Baidu Encyclopedia (2009), the Top 10 Mythical Beasts, including the Grass Mud Horse, quickly became popular, and were widely circulated in chat rooms and forums due to their homophony and similarity to "illegal" language. Videos, cartoons, and merchandise about "grass mud horses" have also become the object of worldwide attention.

……

"Get down, get down. ”

The audience was still shouting wildly, but this time it was for him to get down, and the octopus next to him was holding his chest with his hands and sneering, as if he was very proud.

The host walked on the stage, ready to pull Li Yingjun down to prevent the excited audience from doing bad things to Li Yingjun.

And just as the host walked up to Li Yingjun and was about to speak, Li Yingjun slowly raised his hand holding the microphone and said to everyone: "Now all of you take out your mobile phones and search for South American alpacas." ”

Everyone was stunned.

Then an audience member shouted, "Why are we searching for alpacas? Get out of here." ”

"Yes, we have sick and idle, search for alpacas, you go down. ”

Li Yingjun smiled: "After you finish searching, let me get down, I will have your surname." ”

The two viewers were stunned when they heard this, then they looked at each other, and then they took out their mobile phones, searched for South American alpacas, and asked, "The search is over, and then what?"

Li Yingjun said: "Then translate in English, give me a voice broadcast, turn up the volume for me, and ......"

The last sentence was shouted by Li Yingjun.

The two people were stunned, and the audience was stunned, not understanding why Li Yingjun was suddenly so excited.

Ye Qian was also confused, and then she glanced at the crazy scrolling barrage in the live broadcast room, and instantly understood what was going on.

……

The two audience members quickly played the alpaca's English voice playback, and the voice was turned up to the maximum, and everyone wanted to know what was going on at the moment, so the scene was quiet.

The female voice of the electronic broadcast came out of the mobile phone, and it was the English pronunciation of the alpaca.

After the broadcast, everyone was blinded, and then what?

The sneering octopus asked, "You get these ......?"

“Grass mud horse”

Li Yingjun interrupted the octopus, read the alpaca's English again, and then said to everyone: "Listen to the homonym, is it a grass mud horse?"

All the audience wanted to refute it, but in the end they tried to read it again, and they were really shocked.

Everyone looked at Li Yingjun in shock, and they all gasped, what kind of ghost is this, he can think of this.

Seeing that everyone understood this, Li Yingjun smiled slightly, then turned his head and said to the octopus, "Is the grass mud horse an animal?"

Forehead.

Octopus wanted to refute, but he had just checked the alpaca's English, and after meditating in his heart, it was really a grass mud horse.

He's meowing, and there's this kind of operation?

"I can't refute it, can I? So I didn't scold you when I said I didn't scold you, right?"

Li Yingjun continued.

The octopus didn't know how to reply: "This ......"

Li Yingjun said: "And the alpaca is so cute, I deliberately used the alpaca to write a song for you, that is to describe you cute, to praise you, you even slander me? What kind of character do you say?"

"I ......"

The octopus's eyes widened, and Li Yingjun's words were speechless for a while, and he felt that it made some sense.

Li Yingjun didn't pay attention to the octopus, but said to all the audience: "And you, the meaning of my song of grass and mud horses is obviously to call on everyone to protect alpacas, don't you know that alpacas are endangered species?

For a while, the audience opened their mouths in unison, they really didn't know how to refute Li Yingjun, and finally their faces showed guilt, and some even sighed and lowered their heads.

What's more, he directly said to Li Yingjun: "I'm sorry that I was ignorant and blamed you, you are a good person." ”

There is an opening, and there is a second, a third, and a tenth.

In an instant, Li Yingjun reversed the situation, and all the people who asked him to get off before expressed their apologies to him at this moment, and they all had to add: "You are a good person." ”

Li Yingjun, who was sent a good person card by the group, smiled in his heart, this is a person, this is a person from country Z.

"Okay, okay, everyone give Li Yingjun some applause and cheers. ”

At this time, Ye Qian took the lead in applauding Li Yingjun, and then all the audience responded at the same time, cheering for a while, and the applause was thunderous.

Li Yingjun was like the leader, standing on the stage and waving his hands one by one, letting the octopus on the side look at it for a long time, and finally ran off the stage in a gray manner.

Li Yingjun glanced at the octopus who ran off the stage, and said again: "Hey, I really hope that in the future, there will be fewer people in the world who don't know how to be grateful and slander others at will." ”

The octopus, who had just run off the stage, heard Li Yingjun's words that were obviously aimed at him, and he stumbled under his feet and almost fell into a.

turned around and glared at Li Yingjun fiercely, and was about to go back to fight with Li Yingjun, but was stopped by the host next to him: "Brother Zhang, forget it." ”

The octopus said, "No, I'm going to kill him today." ”

As he spoke, he pushed away the host and was about to rush onto the stage, but after taking two steps and turning around, he saw the host standing in place, he paused and asked, "Why didn't you stop me?"

The host was stunned for a moment, then ran to the octopus and pulled the octopus away: "Brother Zhang, forget it." ”

The octopus snorted: "I'll give you face today, or I'll kill him." ”

"Yes, yes!"

……

on stage.

Li Yingjun continued to accept the cheers of the audience and the crazy photos.

His eyes under the mask were glowing, and he was enjoying the feeling at the moment, feeling as if this was what he wanted, and he seemed to like the feeling of being cheered on more and more.

Perhaps, I chose the right path.

"Handsome, handsome!"

It was Ye Qian who took the lead in cheering, and Li Yingjun looked at Ye Qian, the little girl who was not very tall, and felt a little grateful in his heart.

Ye Qian and Li Yingjun looked at each other, blinked, and sent a flying kiss, Li Yingjun shook his head.

At this time, the host walked on the stage, first nodded to Li Yingjun, and then looked at the audience, he sighed heartily, if you don't know, you think it was the superstar who came to perform.

Glancing at Li Yingjun, who was wearing a mask and couldn't see his face clearly, he said in his heart that maybe the name of "Li Yingjun" would resound in the entertainment industry in a few years.

Smiling at Li Yingjun, the host Zhang Hu turned his head and said to the audience: "Everyone be quiet, be quiet first." ”

Although there were still the audience cheering, most of the audience quieted down, and then the host Zhang Hu said: "Today, after Li Yingjun, there is still a contestant who wants to sing on stage, but that contestant has given up ......"

"No need to sing, today's champion is Li Yingjun. ”

It was still Ye Qian who interrupted the host Zhang Hu, but after she finished speaking, she shouted at the audience: "Do you say yes?" ”

All the audience shouted in unison: "Handsome, handsome!"

Seeing this, the host smiled slightly, and had already expected the situation, "Well, now I announce that the winner of tonight's "Meet You" bar theme concert is ......"

He turned his head and raised Li Yingjun's hand: "Li Yingjun." ”

Rumble.

In an instant, the audience erupted in stronger cheers, and at the same time shouted "Handsome, handsome!" in unison.

Ye Qian also jumped up and down excitedly, shouting in her mouth: "Handsome, handsome." ”

The audience in her live broadcast room also frantically brushed up "handsome, handsome." ”

When Li Yingjun saw this scene, the blood in his body was boiling a little, and his hot heart was beating wildly, he really liked this feeling too much, and he also enjoyed this cheer.

If on that day, he held his own concert of 10,000 people, was cheered by 10,000 people, and 10,000 people sang with him, that feeling......

"Okay, let's go for our winner, Mr. Li Yingjun, with a prize of 100,000 yuan. ”

Li Yingjun, who was looking forward to the future, was stunned by the words of the host Zhang Hu, 100,000 yuan? Isn't it 10,000?

When the host Zhang Hu saw Li Yingjun, he and the audience were very puzzled, and he smiled: "Originally, the bonus was 10,000 yuan, but when we met the owner of your bar, we felt that Mr. Li Yingjun's performance tonight was unexpected, so we raised the bonus to 100,000 yuan." ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was stunned, and immediately cheered even louder, and the octopus, who had returned to the bar, sat by the window and heard that the prize money had been raised to 100,000 yuan, and he was even more jealous of Li Yingjun in his eyes, and then said to a waiter in the bar who poured him drink: "What do you say that guy will be excited about for a while? 100,000 yuan, has he seen so much money?"

The octopus sneered, and then picked up the wine glass and was about to drink the wine poured for him by the waiter, when Li Yingjun's voice came: "I only take the 10,000 yuan I deserve, thank you boss for your kindness." ”

Forehead.

The octopus holding the wine glass was stunned, and looked at the back of Li Yingjun, who refused 100,000 yuan and left with only 10,000 yuan, in disbelief, and actually refused?

After a while, he shook his head and snorted coldly: "Pretend." ”

……

Not only the octopus was stunned, but the host on the stage, the audience, Ye Qian, including the woman by the window on the third floor of the bar, were all very surprised to look at the handsome back of Li Yingjun, who looked very chic and strode away.

Some were shocked, some were puzzled, and some thought Li Yingjun was a little interesting.

……

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