Chapter 294: Your Grandma's 100 Yuan Flower Is Wronged (The Fourth Subscription Request)

Just a debut enlivens the atmosphere.

Because there were 1,000 spectators this time, it was easy to bring 10, 100, and 150 spectators, but it was not easy to bring 1,000 spectators.

For a thousand readers, there are a thousand Hamlets, and each audience has different laughs and g-spots, and it is not a simple matter to amuse 1,000 viewers with one mouth.

It depends on real skills.

Qin Luo looked at the full seats under the stage, the room of 1,000 people was still quite spectacular, and he couldn't help but feel pride in his heart, and his heart was surging.

"In the first issue, the director asked me to talk about the struggle, and I did, but the director was very unhappy. Why? Because the director said that I buried him, and showed his picture in public. The director's mother-in-law watched the show last night, so she called the director and said that my daughter looks like a flower, why is a flower inserted in your cow...... My daughter is not married, this is love. "This paragraph that Qin Luo said is completely a continuation of the theme of the first issue, and it is temporarily compiled.

It works great!

"Hahaha, the director is tragic. ”

"It's also Ha, if I were the director's mother-in-law, I would also think that my daughter is giving love. ”

"Qin Luo's episode of the show shattered the director's originally happy marriage. ”

"A flower stuck in cow dung. ”

The audience at the scene has watched the first episode of the show, so naturally they all know this stalk, and they all laughed at this time.

Only He Huan couldn't laugh.

"This Qin Luo made fun of me again. He Huan "gritted his teeth" and glared at Qin Luo on the stage.

"Hehe, in order for the ratings of our show to climb steadily, Director He, you will sacrifice it. Xu Yun looked at He Huan with a smile on her face and teased.

What can He Huan say? No matter what he says, he can't stop Qin Luo from continuing to "smear" him.

"The mother-in-law was furious, the father-in-law was angry, the daughter-in-law repented, and seeing that the original happy, harmonious and friendly family was about to fall apart, the director couldn't resist it, so he found me and ordered me to praise him in this second issue, praise him hard, praise him on the ancestral grave, reverse his image, and let everyone see his good, although he is very ugly, but he is very gentle, and he is a necessary companion for home travel. ”

"The director is my leader, my boss, my boss, and I dare not disobey his orders. Qin Luo had an expression of the baby's grievance but the baby didn't say anything, "So, the theme of the second issue is: my boss." ”

Speaking of this, Qin Luo's face showed a wicked smile, "Let me take a good pat on the back of the boss director, maybe I can be promoted and raised to become the general manager as the CEO, and marry Bai Fumei to the peak of life, I am still a little excited to think about it." ”

"Babble~~"

The audience booed him.

"It's so realistic. ”

"People shoot the boss's ass secretly, it's good for you to put it directly in the show to shoot the boss's fart. You sycophant. ”

"Hehe, seeing the evil smile on Qin Luo's face, I pinched my fingers and thought that things were definitely not so simple. ”

He Huan also looked deaf and attentive in the audience.

Qin Luo officially said, "Actually, it's not easy to do our business, it's not easy, we have to persevere, for the sake of dreams, in order to achieve the goal of struggle, right." ”

"You see that our actors are glamorous and stand on this stage, which is quite like a person, but it is not as simple as you think, but it is difficult. As he spoke, Qin Luo lowered his head and stretched out his hand to pull the collar of his suit, "It's all rented, 250 yuan a day, it's expensive, but I feel sorry for me." ”

"Babble~~"

"Who are you fooling, don't you have "Breaking the Sky" that makes millions of dollars today, and you still rent clothes to wear?"

"250 a day, I think you're a 250, hehe. ”

The audience booed him.

Qin Luo didn't take a stubble, and continued to say at his own pace, "Really, how do you say your expenses are opened? The director didn't know who acted well or badly, so he thought of a way to watch and remember while watching in the audience, and the audience applauded me once and gave me 5 yuan. ”

"Bang bang. ”

The audience immediately burst into warm applause, and all the audience laughed and applauded, "I'll give you 5 yuan." ”

Qin Luo smiled and waved his hand, "Yes, the applause is linked to the commission, but the director said that the initiative will not be counted this time." ”

"Hahaha. ”

"Bang bang bang. ”

The applause at the scene was even more enthusiastic, and many people coaxed, "Then this time it's not an initiative to ask for it." ”

"Director, you are a good person, give Qin Luo a salary increase, and you can get a commission of 6 yuan for applauding once. ”

He Huan couldn't cry or laugh on his face, but he could feel it, just like that, the atmosphere at the scene became more enthusiastic, and many people's interest and enthusiasm were quickly mobilized.

Well, that's good.

As the audience said, give Qin Luo a salary increase, and applaud him for a commission of 6 yuan at a time.

"When the first episode of the program was recorded, I calculated that you had a total of 22 applause, and the last time you dapped for ten minutes, it could only be calculated according to one commission. Qin Luo frowned and began to calculate, "One seven, seven two, seven four, eight, thirty-eight, one day, one day, one day, May Day, ......

In the end, Qin Luo's tears couldn't help but fall, "It's been a bitter day." ”

"Hahaha. ”

"Smack. ”

"Bang bang. ”

"Bang bang bang. ”

The audience laughed non-stop, and the applause was indirect, and every pause was considered a clapping.

Qin Luo stood on the stage, holding his hands with a smile on his face, drumming once, stretching out one hand, drumming again, stretching out his hands, drumming again, shaking three times with one hand, and drumming again......

Seeing that the applause of the audience couldn't stop, Qin Luo pretended to see the director in the audience, and suddenly showed a wry smile on his face, waved his hand and said, "It's almost over, the director has shown me with his eyes, and the director will go bankrupt if you drum up." ”

"Hahaha. ”

"We're just going to drum until the director goes bankrupt. ”

"Let's take it when we see it. ”

The audience was happy and stopped applauding with purpose for the time being.

"When I was a child, my grandmother told me that she had found someone to tell me her fortune, and the master pointed to me and said that this son's life is unspeakably expensive, and he must be rich and noble if he succeeds in his studies and career, and then he received 100 yuan from my grandmother. When Qin Luo said this, his words changed, "When I grew up, I used my own example to tell my grandmother that feudal superstition is unreliable." ”

"Poof!"

"That's what every fortune teller says. ”

"Your grandmother's 100 yuan is wronged. ”