011 Tastes great
"Suck ~"
Seeing this scene, everyone gasped.
The fat man in a dormitory, glasses, Chen Mang and others were all stunned, looking at Lu Yu with a nervous expression. On top of his chopsticks, a small portion of black caviar sushi!
At this moment, it didn't look like sushi, it looked more like Lu Yu was holding a nuclear bomb in his hand......
"Lu Yu, don't!"
Chen Mang took the lead in exporting, wanting to stop Lu Yu from doing stupid things. But it was too late, he stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, and swallowed it directly.
After eating, he looked at Chen Mang suspiciously, "What's wrong?" Brother Mang, is there any problem?"
Chen Mang's face was as if he had eaten a dead fly, as wonderful as he was.
The fat man, a foodie, replied directly, "Dude...... You...... That bite you just took ate up my living expenses for several months. ”
"Oh?"
Lu Yu was stunned when he heard this, turned his head, and the answer at the next moment made the three people on the scene stunned.
"It tastes good!"
Chen Mang was so angry that he squeezed Lu Yu's hand, and then hurriedly said, "Does it taste good?" Lu Yu, do you know how much the sushi just now cost?2733, are you crazy?"
Lu Yu was just about to open his mouth to answer his words, when he suddenly found a mobile phone camera that was getting closer and closer, and finally it was close to his nose.
"Hey, beauty, what are you doing?"
As soon as they heard what he said, the fat man and the others turned their heads, and everyone noticed that a beautiful woman was filming the four of them.
The glasses turned red as soon as he saw it, and he hurriedly said, "Isn't this the school girl Hu Jiaojiao......?" Hehe...... You're going to eat sushi too!"
Hu Jiaojiao ignored the glasses, and focused all her attention on Lu Yu, a poor sling, and she said meaningfully, "Lu Yu, how does the black caviar taste? I don't even have the guts to eat it, you can talk about it now." ”
As soon as these words came out, in the comment area below, her group of fans all burst into laughter.
"Mmmmmmmmmm ”
"After eating nearly 3,000 yuan in one bite, we poor people really can't understand the life of a local tyrant. ”
"Haha, this fool is going crazy to know the value of that thing, right?"
"Haha...... I can't wait to see this guy's look on his face when he checks out. ”
Lu Yu was stunned, dumbfounded.
Hu Jiaojiao smiled, "Sushi for 2,733 yuan, Lu Yu, what do you feel?"
"Uh...... Are you broadcasting live?" Lu Yu replied.
"yes, now you're going to be famous, let's talk about it. Although Hu Jiaojiao said it very simply on the surface, in fact, looking at the stinky girl's expression, she couldn't hold back her smile.
"Not bad, it's good, it tastes great!" Lu Yu laughed at the dead and said "Internet celebrity classics".
amused those fans, and at this moment they probably laughed out of a pig cry.
"Actually, if you look closely, this little handsome guy is quite interesting. ”
"This is a swollen face and fat man, right?"
"The so-called death is to save face and suffer sin!"
Looking forward to the wonderful expression of this down-and-out boy when he checked out. ”
Isn't it exciting?
Because what Lu Yu did in the next moment made everyone stunned, one was also eaten, and two were also eaten.
This guy directly took another one, stuffed it into his mouth, and ate it.
Give them Lei De burnt on the outside and tender on the inside, two copies of 5466 yuan!
Crazy, right?
In order to fill his mouth, he smashed into 5466 like this?
Chen Mang wanted to die in his heart, he had to eat sushi before, but he didn't agree, Lu Yu said that he wanted to save face. It's good now, this face is fighting for beauty, I met Hu Jiaojiao, one of the school flowers, and in the live broadcast, Lu Yu, this kid, went to more than 5,000 in order to save face.
Alas......
He won 30,000 yuan, he can't play like this, right?
"Jingle Bell ~ Jingle Bell ~"
At this juncture, Lu Yu's mobile phone suddenly rang.
looked at the caller ID on it, and he was stunned for a moment, it was Du Pengsheng calling. It seems that the night pearl and the gem golden cat last time made him taste the sweetness, and this time he came to urge Lu Yu to give the baby again.
"Ahem......"
coughed, Lu Yu got up and left, this call could not be answered in front of them.
Who would have thought that this action stimulated the glasses and the fat man, and the two bastards hurriedly shouted, "Lu Yu, what are you doing?"
"Huh, I ...... I'm going to answer the phone. Lu Yu raised the mobile phone in his hand.
"Can't you answer the phone here?" said the glasses, and his face turned red.
Looking at his strange expression, Lu Yu instantly understood what was going on.
Hu Jiaojiao on the live broadcast covered her mouth and laughed vigorously.
The comments below are going to blow up.
"Hahaha...... I definitely can't pay for it, and I'm going to run away. ”
Look at his companion's nervous death. ”
"I'm already laughing in the toilet......"
"The climax part is coming. ”
Lu Yu was very helpless, and was just about to explain, but at the critical moment, Chen Mang was righteous, let him deal with his own affairs first, and leave the rest to him.
The phone kept ringing for a while, and Lu Yu could only ask them to wait for a while, and he would definitely come to check out.
After saying that, he hurried straight to the toilet.
Almost as soon as this kid left on the front foot, the three people in the dormitory on the back foot quarreled.
"Boss, you just let Lu Yu go?"
"What if he doesn't come back? Where is it more than 5,000? Who will settle the bill for him?"
"The kid slipped away. ”
The eyed man and the fat man are yours and I keep complaining.
Eat your mom-bo's sushi, now it's okay?
More than 5,000, who will repay this money.
Chen Mang shouted at Hu Jiaojiao over there, "Don't shoot, really, you're not tired." ”
"How I shoot is my ...... of freedom"
"You woman is so annoying!" Chen Mang was very uncomfortable.
At this time, the glasses and the fat man were still complaining, how long has this kid Lu Yu been going? Why hasn't he come back? That kid must have slipped away!
In fact, Lu Yu only disappeared for three minutes, and for them, it was like a year.
Chen Mang had no choice, gritted his teeth, reached out and touched the bank card in his pocket, there were still six thousand yuan in it.
It was his parents who called him for the tuition and living expenses for the next semester, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, Chen Mang said directly, "Okay, don't argue, I'll pay!"
"Ah, boss, aren't you, Lu Yu eats, why do you pay for what he eats?"
"That's it, he tasted the sweetness, you came unlucky, why?"
These two people are so annoying, and Chen Mang is uncomfortable in his heart.
"Okay, it's not you who shouted to come and eat sushi, Lu Yu died to save face. ”
Speaking of which, Chen Mang thought of Hu Jiaojiao, in the final analysis, where was she patting hard, and Lu Yu couldn't think of dying.
As soon as he thought of this, he roared, "Hu Jiaojiao, do you believe it or not if you smash your phone by smashing me again?"
"Hey, what are you fierce? This girl's mobile phone is an Apple, you can't afford to eat seaweed sushi, do you dare to smash it?
"Are you still going to shoot? Believe it or not, I'm really ruining you. ”
"You come, you come, there kind of you come!"
The other side......
Lu Yu went to the toilet to answer the phone, and as soon as the phone was connected, Du Pengsheng immediately apologized at the end.
"Yu Shao, Yu Shao, I'm really sorry to call you at this time. But...... Our invitation to the auction has been sent out. Because of the two big treasures in a row, the owners are looking forward to it, and now we urgently need a finale auction item, you see......"
"How often do you want to?"
This is also what Lu Yu promised to a good person, so he didn't refuse.
"By this afternoon, is that okay?"
"Huh?"
Lu Yu looked at the time above, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon, okay?
"In such a hurry?"
"Well, I also invited Lao Wang and a group of experts, and they are all waiting here. ”
"Okay! I'll try my best. ”
"Thank you so much!"
After Lu Yu hung up the phone, he ran out in a hurry.
ran directly to the backstage to check out, and originally wanted to say hello to Brother Mang and the fat man over there, but found that the three of them were tearing up with Hu Jiaojiao.
He was also helpless, so he directly swiped the card to pay the bill, and spent a total of more than 5,600. However, it was said that they would be invited to eat sushi, and who knows how much they will order in the future.
Lu Yu is so bold that he directly swiped 30,000 yuan and got a membership card. And said that how much the three people consumed, just deduct it directly from their cards.
The sushi restaurant owner was so excited that he nodded vigorously, and welcomed Lu Yu to come again next time. You must know that there are very few owners who dare to eat black caviar in his shop, and they eat two at once.
That's it......
Lu Yu didn't say hello, went out of the back door and hurriedly stopped a car and ran to his rental house.
After Chen Mang and Hu Jiaojiao quarreled over there, the three old men, she couldn't fight a woman, and finally agreed not to shoot.
The final scene......
Anyway, from beginning to end, Lu Yu didn't appear, and Chen Mang reluctantly ran to check out.
The fat man and the glasses are still complaining there.
, what's going on here?
Lu Yu, this kid is too unreasonable, and said that he would invite everyone to eat sushi, but one of them ordered a seaweed sushi, and the bastard was good, and he ate two top sushi by himself.
It's just that I pity Chen Mang, a bad and good person, and finally have to pay for Lu Yu, a poor sling, bastard.
Looking at Chen Mang who went to pay the bill, everyone's hearts were not good.
When Chen Mang took out his card to swipe it, his hands were trembling. After all, it is his tuition and living expenses for the second half of the year, and now he pays for Lu Yu, what will he do in the second half of the year?
Alas, being a brother has no afterlife in this life, and if something happens, of course you have to do your best to help.
Chen Mang gritted his teeth, handed it over, and then said, "Check out!"
The cashier looked at the table over there, and checked it on the computer, "Hello, a total of 5,640 yuan was spent......
Hearing this, Chen Mang's heart was dripping blood.
"However, Mr. Lu Yu has already settled the account, and he asked me to tell you that if there is something, I will leave first......"