People are so funny, there is a kind of pathology!

I am humble enough to be trampled underfoot, and when I turn around, I step on someone who is even more humble than myself to find that poor self-esteem!

Liu Xiaoqian, a woman who was supported by others, relied on a man to come and eat sushi, and even laughed at Lu Yu and his party who were self-reliant.

It's ridiculous!

The glasses were a little embarrassed, and they lowered their heads and didn't speak.

Right!

This product also belongs to the kind of person who whispers in front of people who are dragging him than himself, and then goes to step on the original poor sling Lu Yu to find the kind of person who has self-esteem.

The fat man was a little unhappy, and said directly, "What's the matter, Liu Xiaoqian, can you eat sushi, can't we eat it?"

"Wow, did I hear me right? You four come to eat sushi at this place?"

After speaking, the shameless woman covered her mouth and laughed with a "poof". It's like you've heard some of the funniest jokes!

Then......

Liu Xiaoqian sneered, "The last time I ate roast duck, I sold blood, and this time I have to sell kidneys when I eat sushi, right?" haha...... Sorry sorry, I'm talking a little straight. ”

"You ......"

Everyone was so angry that they gritted their teeth and really wanted to slap her.

"Hey, sling! You better watch me eat sushi, if I'm in a good mood, maybe I'll give you some leftovers." ”

"Enough! Liu Xiaoqian, don't go too far. ”

Even a good old man like Chen Mang, the eldest brother in the dormitory, couldn't stand it anymore, and yelled directly, "Don't think that you can come to a sushi restaurant once, you can afford to eat it." ”

"Hehe, okay, I'll wait to see you eat sushi. Let's go, Ada......"

Speaking of this, Liu Xiaoqian squeezed away everyone proudly, and finally stood in front of Lu Yu. For this poorest sling, she looked down on it in her heart, and directly reprimanded, "Get out of the way! ”

Outcome......

She took it for granted that Lu Yu would lower her head and silently get out of the way.

Who would have thought that Lu Yu didn't play his cards according to the routine, and directly smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I'm in your way, I wish your father and daughter a happy meal." ”

Just this sentence, the Buick man twitched his cheek directly, "Father...... Father and daughter?"

"Hey, Lu Yu, do you want to find fault with this stinky sling?" Liu Xiaoqian was quite unhappy, he finally caught Kaizi, what nonsense did he talk about?

But the next moment, Lu Yu covered his mouth with a look of surprise, "Ah, isn't this uncle?" Yes...... It's Xiaoqian's boyfriend. ”

"Humph!" the Buick man snorted coldly.

"I'm sorry, Xiaoqian, you have too many boyfriends, I'm a little confused. Didn't you just see a BMW man yesterday? Why don't you change your ...... today? Ahem, sorry, sorry, I seem to have said the wrong thing. ”

Lu Yu, the bastard, quickly covered his mouth halfway through speaking, as if he had said the wrong thing. The sentence "I'm sorry I seem to have said the wrong thing" is absolutely in response to Liu Xiaoqian's sentence "I'm sorry, I spoke a little straight"!

As soon as these words came out, Liu Xiaoqian's face turned white, looking at the Buick man with a blue face, she was so angry that she scolded, "Lu Yu, you poor ghost, what are you talking about? When have I ever looked for a BMW man." ”

"This ...... Sorry, I don't recognize the car logo, is it an Audi, or a Mercedes, or a Cayenne? I seem to have seen a lot of cars, I'm sorry, I don't remember well. ”

All of a sudden, the Buick man was about to vomit blood, glared at Liu Xiaoqian viciously, shook his hand with a "hum", turned his head and left.

Liu Xiaoqian hurriedly stepped forward to save the gold master.

"Ada, Ada, listen to me...... That guy is talking nonsense, and I've only had three of them at most...... Bah, I'm just a man. ”

"Smack!"

A big mouth directly slapped Liu Xiaoqian in the face.

"You slut! It's just a bus, damn, Lao Tzu still gives you so much money a month to support you, but I don't know how many green hats there are on your head. Break up!

"Woo ~ you hit me, Ada...... You used to say that I was your sweetheart's baby, the only woman you love the most, and you don't want me anymore after play......ing?"

A woman's stunt, one cry, two troubles, three hangings, as long as you cry, the man will be soft-hearted.

But now, the Buick man resolutely said no!

"Fuck you, you still want to rely on me? Lao Tzu doesn't want to buy a pack of cigarettes, you can meet ten men who have touched you. Get out!"

After saying that, the man got into the car directly, and then drove away.

"Woo" Liu Xiaoqian, who was crying vigorously, then turned her fucking face faster than turning a book, turned her head, and looked at Lu Yu viciously.

"Dead poor ghost! You fucking kind. How can you accompany me?"

Lu Yu looked his whole body up and down, left and right, and said, "I don't have anything, do I want to sleep with you?"

"Fuck you, you deserve it too! You wait, you wait for the old lady. ”

After saying that, the girl left angrily.

The fat man, the glasses, and Chen Mang were stunned for a while, and their jaws were about to fall to the ground. looked at Lu Yu, stretched out a thumbs up, and punished this green tea table very happily.

"Let's go, brothers, it's time to eat, it's time to drink......"

After saying this, Lu Yu turned around and went directly into the sushi restaurant.

Suddenly, at this moment, the three people in the dormitory seemed to look at Lu Yu with something wrong in their eyes.

Lu Yu seems to have changed something!

But what it is? None of them can say.

At this moment in the sushi restaurant, a girl is playing live broadcast.

"Oh, it's sushi again, really! I'm tired of eating this. ”

In the comment area below, there was a sudden shouting and scolding.

"Damn! to show off your wealth again. ”

"This girl is disgusting. ”

"Yes, I want to press her on the bunk and ravage her. ”

"Let's go, let's ......"

This girl's name is Hu Jiaojiao, the bottom of the top ten school flowers, she looks quite good, and she loves live broadcasts.

In the live broadcast, I love to show off my wealth, what LV bag, what a big meal and the like.

Modern people are really weird, and it's disgusting to scold her for being a rich girl. On the one hand, the attention of fans in this live broadcast room is constantly rising.

You said......

Is it sick!

At this time, there was a local tyrant in the live broadcast room who rewarded a car, and then commented below.

"Jiaojiao, can you have some other fun, you are eating and bags all day long. ”

Everyone else below went crazy and coaxed one by one.

"Yes, yes, yes...... It's better to have something hot and sexy. ”

"I want to see Jiaojiao wearing a swimsuit button 1!"

“1111111111111……”

Anyway, here's a slice of 1!

Hu Jiaojiao is quite embarrassed, although she likes to show off her wealth, it doesn't mean that she is as cheap as those anchors, and she has to rely on showing her flesh to attract attention. Otherwise, how can you be rated as one of the top ten school girls?

But in the face of the local tyrant brother...... She was really reluctant.

was worried, at this time Hu Jiaojiao looked at the inside of the store, oops!

"Huh...... Guys, I've found a new piece of fun. Come and take a look at these four, the slings quartet from our school. ”

As soon as these words came out, there was a commotion below.

Of course, there are still some fans who have a more positive outlook, saying that Jiaojiao is a bit bad for laughing at the poor.

Hu Jiaojiao immediately changed her words, "No, you don't know the Lu Yu among them, yes, yes, yes, just the kid in tattered jeans." The family used to be very rich, but his father went on an adventure in order to find excitement, borrowed loan sharks, and was forced to die and has been depressed ever since. What's even funnier is that this poor second generation is used to the life of a rich man, and suddenly becomes poor and uncomfortable. A few days ago, I actually sold blood to buy roast duck to eat, is it funny?"

After Hu Jiaojiao finished speaking, a stone suddenly stirred up a thousand waves.

There are a lot of fans who have fried the pot, and there are still such strange people in the world?

"Damn! I used to sympathize with him for having such a father, but I didn't expect this kind of person. ”

"Hehe, this kind of person is not in the middle of the way, and sooner or later he will have to be defeated. ”

"The last time I sold blood to eat roast duck, this time I actually came to eat sushi. ”

"A critical attack from the second generation of the down-and-out rich!"

"Jiaojiao, continue the live broadcast, let's see how the rich second generation who sells blood and eats roast duck eats sushi this time. ”

Looking at the comments below and the reward "666", Hu Jiaojiao was so happy, this is what she wants.

This girl has never thought that it is not a disgusting act to make fun of other people's misfortunes for herself?

Next, the funny thing happened, the four of them sat there very cramped, very nervous, and the spinning sushi did not dare to start.

After holding it for a long time, the fat man was just about to reach out for a sweet shrimp sushi, and when he saw the price on it, Chen Mang glared, and the fat man was so frightened that he immediately picked up the cheap seaweed sushi next to him.

Then, Glasses and Chen Mang also reached out and took out two servings of seaweed sushi from inside.

When the four big men entered the sushi restaurant, there were three pitifully small seaweed sushi in front of them.

This scene was broadcast live throughout the whole process, which made netizens happy.

"Funny! laughing makes my stomach hurt......"

"Is this the so-called forced pretending to be compared without money?"

"After we go back, we can also announce that we are the men who have eaten Shou Yi Hui. Smiley~"

Just when Hu Jiaojiao also covered her mouth and smiled, everyone was waiting for Chen Yu, the down-and-out rich second-generation Chen Yu, who was dressed the cheapest and most tattered, but wanted to sell blood and eat roast duck, what would he choose?

At worst, it has to be fish sushi, right?

Under everyone's gaze, Lu Yu seemed to be thinking about something, and took a plate casually with his chin propped up......

The next moment I will fry. It turned out to be black caviar sushi.

Selling price: 2733

Just two fingers.