"We're getting engaged. ”

"Oh, congratulations. ”

"Congratulations, congratulations. ”

"Grow old together. ”

"I gave birth to a noble son early. ”

Listening to Guan Gu and Tang Youyou, they excitedly announced the news that they were going to get married.

As a result, everyone in the apartment responded indifferently, and then read the newspaper and played the game, as if they hadn't heard anything.

Guan Gu looked at the indifferent crowd and asked a little embarrassedly, "Don't you have a little surprised reaction?"

We're getting married! You didn't react to such exciting news?"

"Guanguan, it's an engagement. ”

"It's all the same, the news is so strong, how can they seem to know it a long time ago. ”

We were embarrassed that you guys were doing this, and we thought you would look surprised, but you didn't react at all.

"Ah~"

"Oh~"

"How did you get married? We're so surprised~"

Looking at the few people who pretended to be surprised, Guan Gu said with a cold face: "You don't have to be so perfunctory to me......

"What are the good habits of you two getting married? If you two don't get married again, I feel strange. ”

Lu Ziqiao complained indifferently while digging into the black unknown object from the bowl and eating.

Is there anything surprising that the two of you who are about to turn thirty are getting married?

Is there anything to be surprised about?

Don't you two have a lot of age for you, do you think you can ride like I do?

When Tang Youyou heard this, he compared his fist to Ziqiao: "As the saying goes, a woman has thirty-one flowers, Ziqiao, do you have any opinion on your little aunt's age?"

actually implied that he was old, was it because your little aunt couldn't hold a knife, or because you Lu Ziqiao was floating.

Zhang Wei made up a knife accurately beside him: "Yoyo, you are wrong, it is thirty-one flowers for men and thirty tofu scum for women ("""")." ”

Hearing this, Qin Yumo next to him suddenly looked like ashes, and asked a little embarrassedly: "...... Can I continue to celebrate my 28th birthday this year, just if I haven't had it this year?"

Lu Ziqiao was eating next to him and said, "...... Yumo, let's face it, you're going to run for three too, not only you, but everyone else is like this. ”

For the girl who can't soak, Lu Ziqiao has always hit the nail on the head, hitting the sore spot.

"Lu Ziqiao, shut up, can't my mask stop you?"

Eating my mask and still dare to complain about me, don't you want to live?

Lu Ziqiao shrugged his shoulders innocently when he heard this, and then dug a black lump from the bowl and wiped it on his mouth.

"I'm almost 30, but I don't have a boyfriend now...... Don't say it, I want to be quiet. ”

Qin Yumo seemed to think of something desperate, and collapsed on the sofa weakly.

I feel that life is so desperate, I am naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, how can this be?

Lu Ziqiao smiled and said beside him: "I just met a girl recently, named Jingjing, do you want to meet her?"

And Lu Zhanbo also comforted beside him: "It's okay, my sister doesn't have a boyfriend, and it's not popular to marry late and have children later." ”

"Zhanbo, there is a problem with what you said, Yumo is a girl, and Yifei is a female doctor.

These two people are of different species, so how can they be compared together?

"Oh my God! Bend! Hu Yifei, she bends!"

Before everyone could start playing with the female doctor, Mr. Zeng ran in as if he was crazy, grabbing his hair as if something big had happened.

"It's over, what happened? Hu Yifei was bombed by an atomic bomb?" Ziqiao asked a little strangely when he heard this.

In Lu Ziqiao's opinion, Detective Conan's garden boyfriend can dodge the machine gun at close range, and Mao Lilan can dodge the pistol.

In the same way, Ziqiao felt that Hu Yifei, who also learned taekwondo, should have no problem.

Since pistols and machine guns are not good, and other weapons are excluded, then only atomic bombs can be used.

"No! she's bent!"

Zhang Wei listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's constant repetition: "Why is he finished? Was he expelled from school?"

Is the principal of their school dying? Dare to expel Hu Yifei? Her name should be known to everyone, right?"

You're saying this very strangely, and you've been talking about it all the time, what the hell is going on?

The more Mr. Zeng spoke, the more anxious he became, and the more he spoke, the more inarticulate he became: "No, it's not over, it's bent!"

Qin Yumo listened to Zeng Xiaoxian's slurred words and felt that his head was confused: "What's the end of playing?Teacher Zeng, are you talking about tongue twisters?"

"No, Hu Yifei, she's bent!"

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his palm sadly and angrily, and then half-clenched his fist fiercely, vividly showing his meaning.

Bent ......

"Nani!"

"Isn't it!"

"Sister Yifei?"

"Is the woman called a bend too?"

"It's supposed to be called out of the closet, right?"

"No, I'll just say that the female doctor can't find a boyfriend, and you still don't believe it. ”

"Anyway, it doesn't seem like there's a way to get married now, right?"

"But even if Yifei is the third gender, there is no way to have children, what should I do with the problem of children in the future?"

Looking at the more and more crooked people, Zeng Xiaoxian said very seriously: "STOP! This is a very serious topic! Don't joke, okay?!"

"Teacher Zeng, do you have any evidence? Did you see Sister Yifei'......?"

Tang Youyou hugged himself distressedly as he spoke, as if he had thought of some unsightly picture.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Tang Youyou's appearance, and didn't know what strange thing he had thought: "It's not as obscene as you think!"

I see...... I saw that she was shopping with a girl holding hands! Isn't that ironclad proof?"

"Cut, what's this?"

Zhang Wei immediately made a disdainful voice when he heard this, what is it to hold hands?

You're just making a fuss, there are so many female teachers in other schools, holding hands and shopping, what's so strange?

Zeng Xiaoxian said with some excitement when he heard this: "It's so easy to say, you stretch out your hand." ”

Zhang Wei felt a little strange and didn't know what this guy wanted to do, but he still stretched out his hand.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei's outstretched hand, grabbed it with lightning speed, and clasped his fingers tightly.

Suddenly, a disgusting feeling arose in Zhang Wei's heart, Zhang Wei immediately shook off Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, and couldn't help but wipe it twice on the sofa after shaking it off.

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to Zhang Wei's disgusting reaction, and said aggrievedly: "Look! I'll just say it! It's not normal to hold hands!"

Lawyer in the world of film and television

Lawyer in the world of film and television