414. Plant trees
"Teacher Zeng, you just think too much, men will be disgusting to men, but women will not think girls are disgusting.
What kind of creature is it? You think your kind is disgusting?"
Qin Yumo touched his chin and was amazed, it was really a magical creature.
When Lu Ziqiao heard this, he rolled his eyes: "That's because the two boys holding hands are too gay, and any normal boy can't accept it."
It's something that's engraved in your genes, and when you encounter that situation, your brain will respond to you immediately.
Tell you, this behavior will destroy humanity!
When two boys' hands are held together, the normal boy's straight male radar will frantically alarm, accompanied by a strong feeling of nausea and discomfort.
Then they looked at each other with disgust and wiped their hands.
"That's it, you see, there is no problem with me holding hands with Yoyo, don't think too much about it.
This kind of thing is a very normal thing for all girls, so don't persecute yourself. ”
Qin Yumo took Tang Youyou's hand and demonstrated it, comforting Zeng Xiaoxian.
Teacher Zeng didn't dare to see anything, he would immediately think of a bunch of what he didn't have, and he would go crazy and deviate.
In the end, I came up with an answer that had absolutely no connection with what I saw.
Commonly known as fantasy deviation syndrome, alas, black Virgo.
Anyway, Qin Yumo didn't believe that Hu Yifei would come out, even if this good sister was completely not included in the category of women, she didn't believe it.
You must know that Hu Yifei's goal is to find the other half who can conquer her, which requires completing two criteria, either she can fight better than her, or she is smarter than her.
In terms of combat effectiveness, Qin Yumo didn't think that there was another female Ultraman in the world, and the Tyrannosaurus Rex could defeat Hu Yifei.
Unless Detective Conan comes to reality.
As for IQ, there are too many factors to evaluate, but it is also difficult to surpass the intelligence of a female doctor.
Even if you meet this condition, you still have to be handsome, because Hu Yifei is also a dog, don't expect those who are unqualified.
And Hu Yifei has to feel suitable.
Anyway, Qin Yumo felt that such a person didn't exist at all, so Yifei would just find Zeng Xiaoxian to make do with it, right?
Otherwise, it is really possible to die alone......
Zeng Xiaoxian still said stubbornly: "It's different, it's different! You have known each other for so long to have such a close relationship."
However, how long have Yifei and Nuo Lan known each other?!
The two of them would actually go shopping together hand in hand! If there is an adultery, there must be an adultery! My 800-plus episodes of Detective Conan are not for nothing!"
Teacher Zeng felt that a Hulunbuir prairie had grown on his head, and he didn't know how many alpacas were galloping on it.
I don't know if this prairie can sell a few cans of air out......
No, it seems that in a strict sense, Hu Yifei has nothing to do with him.
Lu Zhanbo said a little strangely when he heard this: "Nuo Lan?
Teacher Zeng, this seems to be your radio colleague!?How did my sister meet her?"
Guan Gu seemed to think of some key clue at this time: "I remembered!"
Wasn't it the female colleague who Yifei drove Teacher Zeng and Zhang Wei back last time, and personally received her!"
Lu Zhanbo was also surprised when he heard this: "Personal reception? I rarely see my sister eating with people I don't know, my sister is very conservative, and only acquaintances will go out to eat together." ”
"Conservative?"
When Lu Ziqiao heard this, she immediately showed a surprised expression, how could I not see from anywhere that she was conservative?
Lu Zhanbo said very seriously when he heard this: "You don't understand, our family is a very traditional Chinese-style family, and the education we have received since childhood is very rigid.
Although it looks like it looks like it is very traditional on the inside. ”
Who says that if you wear less, you can't be conservative?
Teacher Zeng looked sad: "I'll just say it! I must have had an adulterous affair at that time! Now it's even more ......
5555 ~ I'm not alive anymore ~~~ ╤_╤
Obviously, I came first...... I'll ...... everything first."
Qin Yumo shook his head very simply when he heard this: "I still don't believe it, can that colleague of your radio station still meet Yifei's mate selection criteria?"
Unless there is another Hu Yifei in the world, it is completely impossible. ”
She believes that her high school classmate Hu Yifei is a person with a bottom line and will definitely maintain her bottom line and principles.
But in the case of this principle and bottom line, Yifei will definitely die alone.
And Zhang Wei on the other side couldn't help but think about it when he heard this, and if he thought about it carefully, Nuo Lan seemed to really fit.
In the original book, Nuo Lan once played tennis with Hu Yifei, and forced Hu Yifei into a desperate situation, and he directly planned to play with his life.
Moreover, in terms of IQ and EQ, Nuo Lan is also a very peak existence, and later even directly learned the Holy Light Influence......
Think about it this way......
I always feel that if I think about it like this, Nuo Lan seems to meet Hu Yifei's standards......
And Mr. Zeng must meet the standard under the condition of being drunk, so when he looks at it, he has an immediate opinion.
What should I do?
If these two are together, Teacher Zeng will be too pitiful, and so many seasons have been waiting in vain?
No, according to the original development, all three people seem to be in pain......
But according to the current development, only Zeng Xiaoxian is suffering......
Well......
"It's all there. ”
At this time, Hu Yifei suddenly pushed the door and walked in to say hello.
"What's wrong? Why are you looking at me so strangely? What's on my face?
Why is Zeng Xiaoxian lying on the sofa, is his expression hanging?"
As soon as Hu Yifei came in, he felt that everyone's eyes were all focused on him, and he suddenly felt uncomfortable.
Hu Yifei looked around the room and found that most of the people were there, while Zeng Xiaoxian was lying on the sofa with a hanging appearance.
Zhang Wei complained when he heard this: "It's okay, you don't care about him, he insists on doing environmental protection, and it turns out like this." ”
Hu Yifei was very happy when he heard this, and patted Zeng Xiaoxian's thigh: "It's a good thing to do environmental protection, how about it, Zeng Xiaoxian, how many trees have you planted?"
"It's not me, it's you!" Zeng Xiaoxian said sadly when he heard this.
Hu Yifei was surprised when she heard this: "???How do you know that I went to plant trees today?"
No one else should know about this matter, how could Zeng Xiaoxian know?
Could it be that Zeng Xiaoxian also went to plant trees?