Chapter 5: The Monkey Apprentice (1)

After the lunch break, a boy who was half thinner than the average male employee's waist and twice as thick as them walked towards her with vigour.

The boy was chewing gum in his mouth and looked like he was reading RAP from a distance.

When the boy got closer, he had to find that there was a heroic spirit between his eyebrows, which was both chic and casual, but also slightly fierce.

She stepped forward and said very servantly: "You are Lu Xinghao, right? Hello, my name is Zhao Dede, and I am very happy that you can join our team." ”

The boy ignored her, his gaze skipped over her head, he looked around, his teeth bared, and he smiled slightly.

Although it is just a slight smile, it is extremely penetrating, like the sun rushing to the beach after the rain, sprinkling warm light into the hearts of every female employee who is in the haze and is fighting with the work.

The female employees threw away their mice one after another, and their heads followed him like sunflowers.

Of course, the only one who dared to pounce directly was her best friend.

"Hello, I'm Lin Deqing. Outstanding virtue and innocence in family affairs. ”

Lin Da is so pretentious and dares to introduce himself nonsense, so much so that his scalp is numb and his limbs are sore. She tugged at the corner of Lin Deqing's clothes and reminded her of her lady.

Lin Deqing stepped back a little self-controllably.

After Lin Deqing fired the first shot, other female employees were not to be outdone, and stepped forward one by one to report to their homes.

Lu Xinghao is very good at dealing with girls, not only is his words enthusiastic and courteous, but he also never lets words fall to the ground, making girls feel that they have endless topics to talk about with him.

But I always felt that something was wrong.

It's obvious that they are welcoming new employees, why is the current situation a bit like Lu Xinghao is entertaining them as the host?

Gotta get confused.

One thing she was very clear about, though.

That is, Lu Xinghao, who is standing in the center of the universe, is the only one who completely ignores her who has no characteristics, and even a little unwelcome.

Shamefully retreated to his desk.

After sending off a group of female colleagues who were fascinated by him with a warm smile like a sun, Lu Xinghao opened his mouth and said the first sentence to her: "Hey, your name is ...... Where am I sitting?"

She introduced herself again!

The entire company, except for the female devil and Lin Deqing, who still remember her real name, the rest of the people call her, the most popular name in China-Hey.

Pointing to the seat next to Lin Deqing, he had to say, "You can sit in that vacant seat." ”

"Are you standing in office to show off?" the little sun just now suddenly turned into a big ice cave, and asked her coldly.

Chen An also asked her a similar question, so ...... She doesn't tell anyone why. I had to press the hot eyes with the back of my hand, and sat down astringently.

Lu Xinghao walked to his seat, scratched his hand on the table in annoyance, then raised his dusty fingers and said to her, "Auntie, help me wipe the table." ”

What? Auntie-

I had to close my lips, grind my teeth, and muttered like a mosquito: "It's all the age of the second word, although you are just in your early stages and my second is almost over, but there is no need to 'respect' me so much, right?"

"You're only two, you're two through and through. Lu Xinghao said.

"Uh...... I didn't mean that. ”

"Then may I ask this aunt, what should I call you?"

I had to take a look at my appearance a little, and took out the momentum of my predecessors: "Following the company's ancestral system, it's not too much for you to call me Master." ”

With a "bang", Lu Xinghao smashed his schoolbag on her desk. With another "bell", Lu Xinghao threw the computer to her, and shouted "Auntie" several times.

Since someone wants to respect her by his own generation, can she, who has become a mother, not be able to deal with a child who is a scoundrel and begs for attention?

Lu Xinghao's child, be obedient, "Auntie, I'll help you clean up." ”

Under the command of Lu Xinghao's children, she squatted up, rubbed and wiped it obediently, and when she got up and caught a glimpse of herself with a ponytail spread out in the makeup mirror, she was relieved to be called "auntie......

Sitting back at the workstation, I suddenly smelled a strong aroma of coffee, which was slowly drifting closer.

has helped Lu Xinghao do physical work for so long, and he is really thirsty. She had to squint her eyes and smile at the friendship that Lin Deqing brought to her.

Thinking that the coffee came from in front of her eyes and passed her calmly, Lin Deqing gave the coffee to Lu Xinghao with both hands.

"Xinghao, I'm tired. Take a break. After speaking, Lin Deqing looked back at her, "Zhao Dede, can you pay attention to your image? You have scared your man to death, do you still want to scare our man to death, let us be widowed with you?" Then, Lin Deqing pushed Lu Xinghao shyly again, "Xinghao, are you right?"

Lu Xinghao was stunned, she was a nerd who looked like a student, and she had experienced such ...... "richness"!

"I can't figure it out, but the head is out, behind you. "I have to say indifferently.

Those who listened to jokes and watched the excitement immediately withdrew their gaze, sat up straight, and pretended to be so busy that they didn't even have time to wipe their sweat.

The female devil looked around, and when she saw that everything was fine, she returned to the private room satisfied.

In the animal world, most males are aggressive for courtship, but in today's male-oriented human society, women are even more aggressive.

As soon as the female devil left, the female compatriots rekindled the Olympic spirit, and they were busy delivering food to Lu Xinghao in harmony and competition.

Lu Xinghao did not refuse, until the table could not be fitted, and then humbly asked everyone to disperse: "I'm sorry everyone, I'm a little busy with work, thank you for the gift." ”

Does he have a job? She doesn't seem to have a job for him yet, right?

It's time to give him a job.

Finding out that the child who has snacks is less likely to have a temper, he has to be cautious and say, "Lu Xinghao, can I tell you about the content of my future work?"

Even if he wasn't listening, she had to continue, "Our group is mainly responsible for tracking and ...... all features"

As soon as he started, Lu Xinghao's phone rang.

Lu Xinghao glanced at the screen of his mobile phone and smashed the mouse, "You, get up, I'm going out." ”

"I didn't stop you...... "In such a spacious place, he can go out from the left side of the seat, or he can pull the stool to the back and then go out, why do you keep targeting her?

Just because Aunt Zhao didn't deliver snacks?

It didn't have to be like eating her.

Forget it, let him be accommodating one last time!, and he had to say softly, "Uh...... I'm sorry. I just wanted to pick up a mouse for you, but I happened to get in your way. ”

After assembling the mouse that was split by Lu Xinghao, she rolled back to her place in a gloomy manner.

After Lu Xinghao was transferred out of the office area by a mysterious phone, the department returned to its usual busyness. However, when it was not too calm, a mass email caused the female employees to boil again.

Chenqi is about to hold a new product launch conference, and the responsibility of publicity and layout of the meeting has fallen on the head of exquisite technology. Originally, the R&D department did not need to participate in the conference, but the conference was large-scale, and it was the first time that the new members of Chenqi undertook the task of the headquarters, so the trade union and the propaganda department paid special attention to it. The recruitment of part-time personnel in the R&D department to participate in the work related to the press conference is to ensure that there are sufficient manpower and ensure the smooth development of the project.

The fat girl is a girl who is as big as her heart and dreams, and she took the lead and said, "I want to sign up." Maybe he will be hand-picked by Mr. Fang and serve him. ”

"Fat girl, haven't you read Mr. Fang's Weibo?" Da Liu, who is delicate but has a heart in Sina, spends much more time inspecting unhealthy content on Weibo every week than she has worked in a delicate manner. His ability to interpret and disseminate blog posts is obvious to all. She is accustomed to waving her mobile phone as a whip, and talking about the leader's private life at the same time: "Mr. Fang logged on to Weibo for three minutes at 14:26 today. In addition to releasing a new product preview, he also reposted two Weibo posts of Lu's Xia Chengxi. According to incomplete statistics, in the past four years, Mr. Fang has not reposted a friend's Weibo, and only sporadically reposted some official blog posts of enterprises. To sum up, Mr. Fang's interaction with Xia Chengxi on the Internet with such fanfare proves that their relationship is moving forward, and it will soon reach a level where it can be made public. Fat girl, even if you are selected to decorate the venue, it is impossible for Mr. Fang to have you in his eyes. ”

"I have him in my eyes. The fat girl said disapprerovingly, "Da Liu, do you like to go, the sisters who want to go come over to me." ”

The fat girl responded, and Da Liu also twisted his body and inserted himself into the pile.